My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.

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>>78160361
Sounds like a contradiction.

>changing himself
>not committing to an identity

Clearly, he ISN'T about commitment

>>78160361
>>78160773
If only reality really worked this way.

>>78160818
What if he's committed to changing himself?

>>78160815
Well shit I guess I'm a woman then. Anyone want a sandwich?

>>78160815
They want you to be committed to them, from which you would change whatever they want about yourself.

>>78160361

>wanting to change yourself

I thought women are the ones that can change us?

>tfw my brother is douchebag and his girlfriends wants to change him into a nice guy

I don't what the fuck women want anymore... they just want to mold and break the bad boy.

>>78160815
>I want a nice guy
>But I love the man that beats me up

>Rape is horrible
>But it's the hottest thing in all my stories

>Women shouldn't be sexualized
>But I have no problem watching both Magic Mike movies a dozen times each

>It's wrong to call a woman a "slut"
>Oh my god she is such a slut dressing like that

This is what happens when a gender's decisions are based purely on emotions with a lack of logic.

>>78160361
I don't want to come across all Tumblr, but this joke is really dumb and sexist.

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>>78161097
I bet it was written by a woman.

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>>78160970
>men are rational
well yes, but marginally

>>78161097
Buddy I'm a SJW and that joke is harmless.

>>78160361
Does that shitposter have a brother?

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>>78160815
As a femanon, you're fucking right there.
There was this dude, a writer, can't remember his name, but he said "To create a realistic female character, take a man, and take out any semblance of accountability and logic."
At first I thought, "Holy shit, dude, don't sprain your wrist tipping that hard." then I realized, fuck, he's spot on.

>>78160361
What's the image from?

>>78160361
>Did you fall from heaven? Cuz you've got niiiice tits.

>>78161171
Women can be misogynists too anon :^)

>>78161367
Futurama, "Love and Rocket"

>>78161311
That was Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets.

>>78161311
>As a femanon

C H I L E
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>>78160361
hngggg

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>>78160361
H-hey~

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>>78160361

I always fucking assumed he meant changing his clothes for some reason.
Holy shit I feel so stupid right now.

>>78161311
>men
>accountability and logic
>as if men and women aren't both retarded assholes

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>>78160970
it's like women are the niggers of the sexes

>>78161311
Much like male SJWs, sucking up to gender extremists while disregarding your gender isn't going to get you dick, anon.

Plus there are plenty of idiot men out there as well.

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>>78164081

Where this boner came from !?

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It turns out it's man.

>>78160970
Dave Sims pls go

>>78164296
True fact: white male, black female marriages are the most stable, least often to divorce couples in the US.

>>78169749

Did you get your statistics from a reliable source, or an image you saw posted on 4chan?

>>78160818

it's as if women want things they can't have??

>>78164296

this made me laugh just out of sheer absurdity

10 points to Gryffindor

>>78172134
Women want what they cant have, but women also dont know what they want

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>>78160361

>>78167474
>feministsexcuseforallproblems.jpg

>>78172418
>missingthepointofthejoke.jpg

>>78161171
It was written by Dan Vebber.

>>78161097
That's intentional. Whenever Futurama did gender politics, they intentionally went over the top so that viewers would know not to take any of it seriously.

>>78161233
>>78160970
If men are rational explain the pope? Checkmate, atheists.

>>78174678
I hope the pope is secretly passing as a religious man to make reforms in the church