What's wrong with your face?!

>>78128750
This animation is such a clusterfuck, goddamn. There is no point of doing animated films with performance capture when Pixar and Dreamworks are making great looking films without it.

>>78128849
>Pixar and Dreamworks are making great looking films without it.
[citation needed]

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>>78128750

I'm surprised it wasn't this movie that forced an end to Zemeckis' motion-capture studio.

>>78128814
Yes, but that may have been an actual joke.
/pol/ usually just says unfunny edgy shit and then accuses anyone that tells them they aren't funny of being whatever-meme-they're-using-for-liberals-and-people-that-don't-agree-them-that-week.

Go home dewey

>>78128814
So, it's agreed that nobody on /co/ can take a joke?

>>78129012
Pretty mothafucka

>>78129085
Completely. /co/ can't take a joke but it sure as hell can take bait

>>78129125
>>78128814
both of you need to calm down

Polar Express is so fucking terrible. I hate how it's now become this "christmas classic" so it gets spammed on tv around this time every year, even though it's actually dogshit.

>>78129125
You sure showed him.
Next time he'll think twice about accusing /pol/ of being here.

I haven't more negroes tropes.... help me !!!

ITT: /pol/ar express

>>78129194
That has always been and forever will be Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.

>>78128750
ITV 2 much?

>>78128750
This movie was legitimately awful

>B-But its a kids film!
>B-But its cute!

Fuck off, it's objectively bad and Tom Hanks does like half the voices and its distracting

The songs and singing are terrible, the plot is swiss cheese

Steven Tyler elf will haunt my nightmares

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>>78129245

>>78129272
Were you touched as a child when this movie was first shown, or something?

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>>78128750
I ship her with the main character.

Get mad, /pol/..

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Phew, this thread got heated quick.

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>>78129272
>Steven Tyler elf
Why

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>>78129486

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>>78129254
There's a new contender.
I've been seeing this crap in every friggin store this year.

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>>78129486
HOL UP

The plot was boring

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>>78129272
>Hating on Chris Van Allsburg
Nigga I will cut you.

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>>78129272
"Steven Tyler elf will haunt my nightmares"

Just as he planned.

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>>78129586
>Tfw it was all a part of your plan
You people are some conniving motherfuclers

>>78129586
So getting caught was all a part of your plan?

>>78129569
The Polar Express the beautifully illustrated storybook is not The Polar Express the cheap looking CGI movie

>>78129486
>>78129528

>Implying Stargate wasn't a documentary

Chariots of the Gods is the only history book the world needs. Hell, the greys practically own South America.

It was only good in IMAX

>>78130007
They were both good. And I say this as someone who would blow William Hurt for making my childhood so comfy.

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>>78130105
Maybe you're incapable of recognizing bad from good

>>78129194
>I hate how the cable companies paid far too much for the rights to air this film, so it gets spammed on tv around this time every year, even though it's actually dogshit.
ftfy

>>78129618
Well now I definitely do not want to close my eyes

>>78129097
JODYE

>>78130408
kek

Were Jews and Muslims allowed on the Polar Express?

>>78130497

No, they got to ride a different train.

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>>78130257
To be fair, these threads are usually the worse.

>>78130589
>no animated movie about the Mecca Express yet

Get on that shit, Hollywood.

>>78130589
>They stuck them all on the same train
Would've been a fun thing to see, honestly.

>>78130589
Thought that nigga with the glasses was jewish.

I somehow dragged my friends into seeing this with me when we were younger. I'm still ashamed.

>>78129529
FFS, talk about lazy. They're placing copypasta'd models right next to each other.

>>78130461
yes men, i'm fucking hurt

my message were epic... yes they were shitposting with stereotypical funny racism but i love them...

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NEVER EVER LET IT COOL

>>78128868
Advent Children looked amazing and that was motion capture, there is little to no uncanny valley.

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I thought it was pretty good.

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>>78133640
KEEP IT COOKIN IN THE POT

>>78134171
It was cozy as heck, and the music was alright. Not much else going for it.

>>78129038
This was the one that started it.

Mars Needs Moms ended it.

>>78130461
Desustorage is moving its servers and so it isn't archiving posts for the weekend you illiterate

You're now hearing the theme song playing in your head.

I'm actually confused why she's even let on. Isn't this set in the 60's or 50's? Why the fuck did they let on a black kid?

I mean, I know it's a fantasy movie but it's based off of USA History from back then. If she was on the train it sure as hell wouldn't be with all these other kids.

Was the hobo supposed to be Krampus?

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Why was Mandark in this movie?

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>>78134724
Why was Dewey in this movie?

>>78129272
I liked the ending.