Whose wife will Superman kiss this Christmas, /co/?

Not his own, because of Flashpoint, so who gives a fuck?

>>78113647
What's the blonde bitch boy gonna' do? If Superman wants to bend the little shits wife over and fuck her right there while there be chestnuts roasting, he'll fucking do it.

>>78113675
He could give him Kryptonite for Christmas!

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>>78113675
Crossover with The Boys confirmed

>>78116702
Oof. Too far, dude.

>>78113657
>Not his own

This

His marriage to Supergirl was cancelled out due to the reboot

>>78113647
everyone's.
He will kekold every man on Earth, just to show that he can.

>>78119526
What the hell is a "kekold"?

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>>78120503
One of these.

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Good thing none of you will ever have to worry about a situation like this happening, ever

>>78113647
Context?

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>>78121841
I dunno, but I suspect that's Lucy Lane, who's said to be a gigantic arsehole

>>78119418
Also she kept fucking that horse.

>>78120527
She has been dead quite a while, it's true.

Still though. I'm not sure I can stop him travelling back in time and kissing her.

>>78120484
>only a bald woman could love a bald man