EXTRAVAGANZALORIOUS

>>78086249
I count 5 different elf models

>>78086586
Woah, someone got payed for over 2 hours of work!

You can't force something to be a "beloved holiday tradition". It must happen naturally.

But these chucklefucks are gonna try anyway.

Is this so they can sell more of those shitty elf dolls?

>>78086662

And books. And t-shirts. And probably some other crap too.

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>>78086710
Do you want to put a stop to it, Boco?

>>78086654
Why not? They seem to be succeeding.

>>78086807
are they?
there's a whole lot of advertisement, but i'm not seeing the numbers as it sticking yet

>>78086807

Oh, its a tradition alright.

But I'm not seeing much love.

>>78086874
Would you like to see much love?
Would you like to be loved, Boco?

Everyone with kids has been doing this since last year, I don't know how it exploded now but its pretty cute

>>78086903
What do you do, follow him around?

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>>78086944
I do what I must.
He's the final member to make the team complete again.

>>78087002
The fuck are you talking about?

>>78087084
I must get the team together again.

>>78087151
I'm going to regret this, but what team?

And make it good. Otherwise I could just report you for spam.

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>>78086906
>pretty cute

>>78087196
You currently know them as:
Teehee (me)
Barneyfag
Goodrafag
Tim Box
Greg
and Boco

Only I have been able to fully recover memories of the past events. The others seem to be remembering their past lives, but Boco is fighting the truth.

>>78087375
Thats fucking stupid.

Go away.

>>78087412
Before the gods made the creatures that thrive on this planet, they practice with ideas. The gods were young at this point, so these ideas were made mostly for amusing other gods. These ideas would later inspire the gods' later creations.

With life created, the gods have lost their purpose, but the ideas lived on.

extra-vainglorious?

>>78087277
They look like slightly odd Astro Boys

>>78086249

i now understand why suicide rates go up during the holidays.

>>78086906
>I don't know how it exploded now
Basically a marketing team decided to force the meme. This is like Pumpkin Spice and Red Velvet and Kwanzaa.

>>78086654
>You can't force something to be a "beloved holiday tradition". It must happen naturally.

Rudolph already proved you wrong.

>>78086249
>those legs on the redhead girl elf

Why are they so sexualized?

>>78089566
hey man, Kwanzaa was never profitable.
shit, i work in a place that sells these things and accessories. This year you can buy your voyeur elf a bomber jacket