I heard the recent Ms. Marvel series was pretty good and I've been interested in it since I wanted to see if it was just trash trying to be diverse for the sake of diversity, also thatKamala is cute.
What better to force myself through it then storytiming for all you nerds and nerdettes?
Without further ado let's commence the storytime!
>>78085306
Thank you senpai
One of the first things were see here say is infidels, this is gonna be good
Although I can't blame her fresh subs smell amazing
What is storytime??
>>78085335
>>78085328
Well that was fast, my /a/ storytimes never instantly get replies
>>78085376
I used the cellphone trick
Fucking ponies
>>78085397
Lel zoe
I'll never get used to storytiming on /co/. I miss when all boards had a post cooldown this short.
>>78085346
You serious?
>>78085409
Drugs man drugs
Oh boy, sounds like conversations I used to hear my sister have with my pops
>>78085469
Sounds like a conversation I used to have with my dad.
>>78085441
yes?
Be honest, if you ever had a daughter how many of you would be like this?
I don't trust horny teenagers as far as I could throw them
>>78085500
This dont need no bump
Holy shit, from the very beginning?
>>78085506
Well what does it look like? It's story time? We all huddle up and read stories together.
>>78085513
It's only 19 issues, I've done longer on /a/, and that has a minute cooldown.
Zoe just seems so casually racist
>>78085523
Thank you op. You are the hero we need
Her first party and she already did the one thing you should never do
Bitch why the hell would you accept a drink from someone? You don't know whats in there.
>>78085581
>Bitch why the hell would you accept a drink from someone?
Kamala is a pure, naive maiden
>too bad
He couldn't make it any less obvious he wants the cute brown girl
What is the post cap and image limit on /co/ anyway? I always forget. 500/250?
And that Kamala is why you never accept the drinks
>>78085639
500 and 250 images
>>78085657
I once got drugged and analysis raped.lel
I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock.
I need scissors! 61!
Her face on the second panel is gold
Kamala has the best taste in Ms. Marvel costumes
Loved that ms marvel cover homage http://i.imgur.com/vEmxu2o.jpg
Well aint that ominous
A cocoon? Is she an inhuman?
>>78085768
I can't tell if thats an homage or not. It IS a pretty generic shot.
Issue 2
>>78085787
Yes
>>78085811
Pretty decent cover
>>78085829
Neat
Trippy
>>78085849
That it is
>>78085875
This
She is taking this WAY better then I ever would, I'd freak the fuck out over a giant roach
How many of you are reading this for the first time?
>not sjw
>not force shit
>actually good and comfy
Holy shit how is this possible ?
Feels silly that they highlight quran, we get it.
Also she named her ability already? Am I reading a kamen rider comic or something?
>>78085955
Other then the theme of "being different" is coming off a little strongly, this is pretty comfy so far. Especially since she just got more different.
>>78085955
Cute girls doing cute things. Finally the west has learned.
Of course its as easy as saying the thing
>>78086002
I have a feeling the writers behind this new series REALLY prefer the old Ms. Marvel outfit.
>>78085992
Especially since its cute brown girls
ITS ALMOST
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Aren't bums just the nicest?
>>78085955
Good writing
I kind of wish she didn't have as good control over her powers so fast already
I kind of wanted her powers to cause her to morph into more hideous shapes before she could reform, or something similar
I'm starting to like her brother
>>78086097
What is that again? I've forgotten what it was after reading X-Men for so long.
>>78086167
What's this? An understanding dad in comics!!!!! POTTERY
>>78085441
/pol/ senses, tingling.
>>78086199
Dads are normally chill, its always the mom thats a killjoy
>Ready for life!
Something about her is just so charming that I just want to see a cartoon of her
>>78086264
She's appearing In the third season of avengers assemble
>>78086264
>cannibalism experiment proves disastrous
Op be on the look out for background jokes
>>78086304
>avengers assemble
but_why.jpg
>>78086304
Neat? Who is her voice?
>>78086331
Selena gomez
Why did you feel the need to do this when it would have been quicker just to read it yourself?
>nerds and nerdettes?
Oh, you're from reddit, that's why.
>>78086327
Fuck I didn't notice.
Im reading each page before I post it so im kind of going through each page kind of fast
>>78086382
Huh, hope its a good fit.
>>78086397
Fuck off. For people who seem to hate tumblr and reddit you sure like to talk about them alot. I'm thankful that he is actually storytiming this. Why do all of you fags need to be so autistic
>>78086419
>Start a fight! save our prisons!
>>78086450
Just ignore it my friend.
>>78086397
>So new he doesn't know what storytiming is
NERD
So is her power just general shapeshifting then but with more specific control over everything?
dindu nuffin
Was putting it in another language really necessary?
This isn't going to end well
>>78086612
>Mom's just so angry she switched to her native tongue
Too real.
>>78086656
I understand this pain
>>78086665
Probably not helping smashing the place up, though I guess that's the standard superhero fare isn't it?
Well fuck
Didn't see that coming
Issue 3
His brother sounds like a fucking scumbag
Pretty nonchalant for someone who just got shot
>>78085933
I am
JUST TELL HER YOU LIKE HER ALREADY
>>78086799
Probably shouldn't nitpick, but shouldn't the bullet still have her blood on it?
I love that people randomly getting powers is so common no one ever ask why or how anymore
I don't think you're fooling anyone Kamala
>>78086799
>Asian Wedding Leftovers! Yowza
Marvel cops are the best
They don't even give a fuck anymore
If she can just shapeshift why does she need to make a costume?
>>78086947
>Everything on that magazine rack >>78086980
No need to waste energy shape shifting
>>78086955
It's pretty cute though.
>>78087026
>No need to waste energy shape shifting
Fair enough
There is just something I love about young heroes going heroing for the first time
>>78087074
Wouldn't YOU like to have a costume?
Its Butthead?
>>78087117
True
>>78087130
Punch you with a really big fist?
I forgot early Kamala was so snarky.
She became way more sincere over the issues.
>>78087243
Thats a shame, I like my heroes with some snark
Well thats sweet
She looks so smug
I love it
>>78087376
Did she just nail him in the dick with a laser?
Seems like a pretty cool guy, thought he would rant about something in the quran or something.
You'd think she'd care more about being in sewer wawter
>>78087636
https://youtu.be/me8nwMPn3nM
I like this guy
Do you think Kamala has mammograms just to be safe?
>Such athletic
>Very claws
>So amaze
You've got to be fucking kidding me with this shit
I wonder how often Wolverine had to deal with stuff like this
>>78087709
Just pretend it didn't happen anon. Just erase that page from your head.
>>78087701
iirc cancer is a big issue for Marvel heroes, Mjolnir undoes chemotherapy but can't exactly attack one's own cells.
>>78087709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X6VoFBCE9k
>>78087735
Already gone
>>78087709
Holy fuck that's bad.
Guess Logan likes people who tell it like it is
Issue 7
>>78087853
Do heroes that take such pictures put them up in their rooms or something? Seems a bit risky if they're still in secret. Or do they share them out first to make it less suspicious?
Kamala is too nice for this
Well this is an annoying page to read
>Wolverine never made it past highschool
Well thats very telling
>>78088041
Third panel is a little funky, pipe suddenly shrinks smaller than his shoulders could allow him to fit.
>>78087284
her dad is easily my favorite character in this book
>>78087904
Maybe she'll make an official facebook/twitter/whateverthekidsusethesedays
Awww shit nigga
Issue 8
Lockjaw is adorable
>>78088257
>Do not kick sign
Bruno is great
Book needs more Aisha Khan.
Well its the truth, I never see anyone in their 20s or under, especially girls not glued to their phone
>>78088545
Did Captain America loan her some clothes?
>>78088586
>I am Persian like the cat
>Meow
>>78088545
>Snow Mexico
Holy crap
Looks like Lockjaw has a mustache
>>78088679
>free wi-fi
Sweet.
>>78088737
>snow mexico
I want to hug Lockjaw
>>78088750
>>78088681
>Snow Mexico
The stuff in the background is great
>>78088913
There's a dude buried in rubble giving a peace/v for victory sign?
And there comes the shapeshift nerf.
It's still not clear if she can shapeshift anymore.
>>78089055
Its kind of lame how she just kind of just instantly gets nerfed
>>78088970
Looks like it!
Issue 10
>>78089190
Using teens as human batteries has got to be one of the silliest plots ive read in a while in comics
I love it
This shit is fucking appalling and marvel should be ashamed of them selves for churning out this drivel. They actually used to be about comics, not pandering to pathetic fuck wits like yourselves or anyone who could possibly enjoy reading this shit on paper. Didn't need to bring religion into it back in the good old days and I've seen multiple references within the first few pages. And to top it off you choose Islam, the worst fucking religion of all and try to glamorize it. Disgusting! Mohammed fucked children and conquered by killing. Tell me I'm lying.
This is a really nice page
>A mummy
>A beaver
>Fishes
>A ghost
>A girl waving hi
I love this
Issue 11
>Bottom left panel
Her fucking face
So damn smug
>>78089229
>Olmec Donald's
>>78089516 was meant for>>78089496
Thats a lot of rats
>>78089657
>School of Kung Fu Treachery
>Dropkick Enthusiam
Old outdated memes
Issue 12
Kamala is looking cuter now
Is the young Loki comics any good?
Adorable,
>A corner of Midgard that has long been neglected by the God...
>New Jersey
As someone who lives in NJ this is cracking me the fuck up
As someone who was born and raised in Brooklyn this also cracks me the fuck up
>>78089811
Loki: Agent of Asgard is amazing. Go read it.
OUCH
SHOT DOWN
>>78089901
Will do
Can't get a better wingman then Loki
What could go wrong?
>>78089055
Well, Attilan Rising depicted older Kamala with full powers. My guess is that her abilities will grow back to their max over time.
Her friend is pretty cute when she doesn't have that headpiece on
>>78089928
Loki is fabulous as fuck. I mean shit it's like he hopped out of a JoJo book.
Loki is the best
>>78089976
Kamala is supposed to be homely next to Nakia.
>>78090031
I'm liking this new Loki design too
Well shit, didn't notice I already reached the image cap
Making a new thread
>>78090151
Now he's got pubes on his face and is a villain.
Fuck Jason Aaron.
New thread over here
>>78090278
>>78086881
Huge... tracts of land
>>78086149
>calling your daughter a beta
dick move, Abu
>>78086199
Abu is fucking based tho
>>78088062
>^^vv<><>BA
>>78087927
Oh man, I never noticed she actually splattered its eyeball before.
>>78089229
>Viking hat robot
>>78089901
>Doom
>Doom
>Doom is all you need
>>78090009
>Nakia's a third-wave feminist
Heh
>>78092659
Makes sense
Kamala is great
bump on principle
>>78085682
Was it your meth teacher?
>>78085441
>half the time the girls look like a men
>the other half the characters have smiley faces
This art style bothers me
>>78096670
>half the time the girls look like a men
I don't see it
>>78088957
Miss Marvel confirmed GSF?
>>78085306
I dislike her for taking the name Ms. Marvel from Carol, and I dislike her muzzie culture being forced into the readership.
Her powers/Inhuman genes suit her, but they try too hard and force too much. This scrub doesn't deserve attention from Logan or Black Bolt's dog
>>78099558
>taking the name Ms. Marvel from Carol
She cant take it if no one was using it. Carol is Captain Marvel now and has been for a few years.
>>78099636
you know what I meant. The name change was unnecessary and disliked, and taking the previous name while having zero connection to Carol by relation, professional connection or powers is jarring. Novas are different people with the same Xandarian police story, Black Widow has been a pair of related Romanova women.
>>78099558
>I dislike her for taking the name Ms. Marvel from Carol
Carol had stopped going by Ms. Marvel two years before, anon. By the time they came up with the idea for Kamala, Carol was already over a dozen issues into her Captain Marvel run.
>>78100017
>you know what I meant.
No because you say she TOOK the name from her. It wasn't her name to own, she abandoned that title.
It's fine as long as that hero isn't active under that name.
>>78085699
This is a sick page
>>78089942
Except that's not 616-Kamala and thus not proof of anything.
>>78100017
>The name change was unnecessary and disliked
Literally no one, except you apparently, gave a shit about the character she took the name from
And the character she took the name from was just promoted to Captain Marvel anyway, it's not like she was killed off just to be replaced with a little brown girl
You're complaining for the sake of complaining
>>78085338
Holy shit I'm Turkish and this triggers me. WHY THE FUCK IS THE TURKISH ONE LOOKS MORE ARABIC THAN THE PAKISTANI ONE. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>inb4 mehmet my son
>>78100391
mehmet my son
>>78100391
>WHY THE FUCK IS THE TURKISH ONE LOOKS MORE ARABIC THAN THE PAKISTANI ONE
Because the turk is some kind of weird mudslim hipster
>>78100449
TURKS AREN'T THAT CONSERVATIVE AS A FUCKING PAKISTANI EITHER.
THIS SHIT TRIGGERS ME. GOD FUCKING
>>78100529
What part about weird mudslime hipster don't you get?
>>78100330
>Literally no one, except you apparently, gave a shit about the character she took the name from
Moviefags and casuals always say this.
Can't wait until Disney's® Marvel's™ The Avengers'™ Captain Marvel™ comes out in 2017 where you'll change your mind.
>>78100686
After 40 years of essentially only existing as "that random chick whom Rogue sucked the powers from".
>>78100686
>Anyone who doesn't agree with me is a casual
>>78086980
Because if she needs to heal she still wants to stay costumed.
>>78100774
Its sad that this is true
>>78100774
If you want to ignore what Claremont did for the character, sure.
>>78100914
I'm calling her a casual because she's using the "nobody cares about that character" excuse which isn't reversed for ANYBODY except solid z-listers.
>>78101997
>her
>>78102009
yes
>>78086904
Frank is Doing all the work
>>78101997
All Claremont did was put Carol on a bus by turning her into Binary with the intent for her to never be used again (because nobody wants to write for an omnipotent character that can't be challenged). Then another writer depowered Carol and turned her into a raging alcoholic whom even Tony Stark admitted had problems.
Meanwhile, Rogue got to sit pretty in the X-Mansion with the powers she swiped from Carol and became quite the darling among fans.
>>78101997
>>If you want to ignore what Claremont did for the character, sure.
Can you honestly say with a straight face that Ms Marvel is more well known then Rogue?
I'm kind of genuinely surprised this wasn't trash
boomp
>>78089229
>Using teens as human batteries has got to be one of the silliest plots ive read in a while in comics
It's like Gerard Way wrote this.
>>78088563
Marty McFly?
>>78113311
He also drew Teen Wolf in his book.
>>78085955
>not sjw
Well will it stay like this? Becuase this whole muslism shit kinda triggers my little /pol/ side already
>>78085965
It's so dumb that when they talk about Quran it's all cool and great, but I bet lots of people would bitch out if they start quoting the bible
>>78114370
Characters quote the bible all the time in comics.
>>78114452
Not that much in 2015, probably because of how fearsome the writers are of those crazy sjw
>>78089901
a storytime would be nice
>>78085441
>that motherfucker in the family who uses religion as an excuse for getting out of things
Fucking hate those guys.
>>78085551
She's not really racist, as much as ignorant of other cultures.
Racism is when you're being actively against another race.
>>78085581
Okay, THAT is actually kinda' racist. Until this point I thought she just didn't know.
>>78114316
Why do you even HAVE a /pol/ side?
>>78090009
>third wave feminist
>totally on board with islam
What the fuck, Nokia?
>>78115438
You'd be surprised how common this is
They both support being highly conservative, and because mudslimes are a minority they kind of forget about they way they treat women.
>>78114370
Who would get upset? They use bible quotes in comic books a lot.
They just don't knock you over the head with it.
>>78099558
Here's your response.
>>78115249
A lazy man is going to find any reason to be lazy
>>78085306
Thanks for storytime
>>78085899
I bet this is someboy's fetish
>>78115325
I'm fairly sure that the dinner they had earlier was either curry rice or curried couscous with chicken. Though I don't remember how much it smellsHad the same thing when I visited a friend's dad and it was fucking delicious
>>78085581
Now that's a qt butt. And OP is a god.
Also, since I'm an annoying fuck who bothered to reply in the first place.
I fucking love this art-style. It's so full of life and movement, while simultaneously being able to express comedic lightness as well as seriousness. The characters all have interesting and unique faces and characteristics as you can notice even when drawn on a distance. And how the art combines realism with the abstract.
Someone read his McCloud, that's for sure.
>>78089480
>rat on a stick
>silverware bandolier
>a cricket bat with a nail through it?
these weapons are great
>>78088117
I'm a big fan of the priest-analogue
>>78090590
Monty Python makes anything better.
>>78100391
Turks are mudslimes, deal with it
just because you claim you're European doesn't make you any better than the rest of the trash
>>78100391
Okay, Mustafa. Let me break this down for you:
This generation of young people has (In the Western industrial powers and westernized places such as Turkey or Korea, anyway) had parents who were generally liberal, open-minded, pro-capitalist and absorbing American and European cultural trends.
There is preciously little they can (as a generation, not every individual) do to set themselves apart and find an identity distinct from their parents' generation.
If there is nothing to overcome, how to rebel?
For children from Muslim households, one way to express themselves has been religiosity. Now, there are really a lot of ways in which this manifests, but many girls took to wearing a hijab in order to piss their parents off.
To Nakia, this is a way to present her identity. She likes to be distinctly female in her looks, but has a feminist bent that finds the regal look of a well-designed hijab more appealing than the skimpy stuff her white peers would wear.
I imagine, as you might see things differently, she would surely change her mind on a few things when exposed to the oppression of religious fundamentalism, and the resulting Kemalist ideas of strict laicism in Turkey might become much more appealing.
But as someone who grew up in the USA, religious identities in the melting pot of cultures and the idea that religion and modernity are not at all exclusive would potentially mean much more to her than Turkish national identity.
tl;dr she likes to piss off her parents and doesn't like getting catcalled, mostly. She also has no real connection to the Kemalist Turkish ideals, it seems.
>>78122457
Bitch, you ain't talked to the people I met. Makes you wanna glass the Balkans and build a highway to Ankara.
>>78123659
What even is the Balkans. I think I've heard of it somewhere. Polanball?
>>78123720
Bosnia, Serbia, Greece etc.
The worthless wasteland between Austria and Istanbul, essentially.