ITT: Guys you'd introduce to your parents

You'd never be able to get Dick to do that. He'd be out the door as soon as you mention the possibility of long-term commitment.

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That would mean you're gay

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>>78084896
>bringing home a nice young man to meet your parents automatically makes you gay

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>>78085210
Yes, the only men you need is amen.

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Depends on your interpritation.

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A fairly obvious choice.

But the question is; which one?

Dick would probably fuck my mom

>>78085755
Nah.

He'd fuck your dad.

>>78085814
>you invite Dick to your home
>he fucks your entire family and then leaves

>>78086129
Even my dog?

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>>78085210
>liking guys with feminine dicks makes you gay

>>78086158
Especially your dog

>>78086216
That's fucked up.

Because my dog's name is Robin.

>>78084835
You should have been a bit more clear with your wording, OP

>ITT: Guys you'd introduce to your parents, if you were a girl
ITT: Guys you'd introduce to your parents, if you were gay

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>>78084835
>pic related

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>>78086175
>Feminine dicks

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>>78086129

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>>78086422

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>>78084896
>2015
>not being gay
Get a load of this faggot

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>>78084896
I really don't understand how anyone couldn't be gay, there are so many beautiful men out there. Seeing plebs salivate over a 3/10 actress solely because she's female while ignoring genuine beauties like Matt Boner is baffling.

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Sam's the best boy to take home.

>>78087076
2/10 shit taste in sunglasses

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I'd adopt Panda and take him home tbqh

>>78084896
Being gay just means you have superior taste.

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So he could do what he does best.

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>>78089337
I think you meant being bi. best of both worlds, yo. the moderates of sexuality. can't get much superior than that.

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>>78084835
Unfortunately, he and my dad would have a lot to talk about. Would have to force him to take a bath first though,

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right choice son

>>78090094
Is he looking at his own ass there?

>>78090317
Well, he's flexible enough to the point where that's probably possible.