How does Galactus maintain a good physique if all he does is

>>78081529
That's just how your species sees him. Maybe he is fat.

I wonder how many planet sized shits are just floating around

Squats and Oorts

>>78081529
Why is his hat so dumb?

>>78081589
i forget what it is exactly that he eats off of planets, but it WOULD have waste wouldnt it. i think sometimes he just eats biospheres, other times it's just the thermal energy from the core or something.. or else celestial eggs?
>>78081603
god damn you carlos

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>>78081639
His hat is AWESOME!

>>78081548
This explanation is dumb and makes no sense.
Galactus is a specific person. He's not THAT much of a literal "Abstract".
I wish people would stop regurgitating it. Where did that excuse even come from?
I haven't personally read it.

>>78082019
I thought he directly consumed the "life energy" or some such. Assuming it's an efficient process, there wouldn't be waste material other than dead planets left behind.

>>78081529
Power cosmic

>>78081529
the power cosmic burns a lot of calories bruh

>>78082125
Yes, it is dumb, but maybe the only parts for interpretation is the species. Maybe Skrulls see a giant Skrull in a dumb purple outfit and a stupid hat.

Doesn't he also eat gross ass pancakes?

>>78082125
I think in a Beta Ray Bill comic, Bill's people see him as a tentacle elder god monster.

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>>78082125
Then read it now.

Life energy doesn't contain much fat.

>>78082125
Kirby himself came up with it.

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>>78081529
Because his true form is as energy in vaguely humanoid shape.

>>78081529
>You've never once see the guy work out or even go for a space run.

He just burns through it fast, high metabolism. It's called " the Great hunger" for a reason

>>78083256
This, life energy is very lean and good for you, why else do you think that Galactus avoids lifeless worlds and their empty calories.

>>78081529
He doesn't really have a true form. It's whatever the species in question views as scariest.

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>>78083206
I like this

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Does he age at all? In avengers he appears wrinkled.

>>78084177
oh 1.jpg never change man, never change

>>78083206
What does a Galactus for ants look like?

>>78083206
Honestly the old cosmic stuff looks good, should fucking get to reading it, I can't take more of space wrestling and funny aliens who act like people on earth but in space and Firefly knockoffs.

>>78081529
Don't know maybe he's getting some workouts in while sitting around all day because I know one thing the motherfucker doesn't work. When you don't work or clean up the apartment you have the luxury to stay in shape if you want. While I'm out working and paying for his half of the rent he swears he'll pay me back for.

>>78082125
>He's not THAT much of a literal "Abstract".
He's literally an abstract concept given form.

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>>78081548
>>78082125
>>78083094
>>78083184
>>78083206
>>78083256
so this could be viewed as an accurate portrayal then? technically?

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>>78084177

>seeing this in theater

>girl in row behind me yells IT'S HELLBOY!

>>78086085
I guess.
It is an accurate portrayal because it's based on Ultimate universe Galactus, like they based Fury from that Universe.

>>78081548
>your

>>78086398
homosexual is a different species, anon

>>78086257
More like
"it's darkseid"

He has a cosmic high metabolism. That's why he's always hungry.

>>78086473
Does it bother you that once Avengers 3 comes out nobody will know who Darkseid is and will only think he's a ripoff of Thanos.

>>78086574
No, justice league come before infinity war

:^)

>>78081548
>>78082125
>>78083256
>>78083823
What I don't get is why most people see him as a giant (but not giant enough to literally eat planets) human in that weird, specific purple outfit.

Like, if you saw him as your own species, that would kinda make sense, but why that one weird outfit?

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>>78082125
Galactus' real form is a star. Sometimes it takes a human-ish shape but it's a star.

>>78087654
Because he is a giant purple armored guy to the Fantastic Four first. They do not view him as a god but the ultimate supervillain. And as a FF cosmic villain he just represents a super powerful technological alien that they cannot overcome. Then the whole hero community in Marvel view him as one too.

His whole shtick is to be that really really powerful insurmountable guy that you cannot defeat. To some he is a god, to others he is a suprvillain, sometimes he is a storm.

>>78085906
That some old fag humor

The bigger question is, why does Galactus have a human anatomy?