Questionable Content General #781-whatever

It's almost reaching Heathcliff levels of non-jokes.

Webcomics are becoming just as bland, inoffensive and lazy as their syndicated forebearers.

THE DRAMA!
THE INTRIGUE!
THE HUMOR!
WATCH AS JEPH JACQUES SPENDS TWO WEEKS WRITING HOW FORGETTABLE BLONDE GIRL BALANCES DORA'S BUSINESS LEDGERS!
WILL ANYTHING CHANGE?
NOT AT ALL

>>78071401
>Webcomics are becoming just as bland, inoffensive and lazy as their syndicated forebearers.

Says you, I am deeply offended that Prince Valiant exemplifies the bourgeois of the upper class and oppresses the proletariat of the masses.

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>deep down Jeph doesn't want to keep making QC
>It would be beneficial for him to take a long break and embark on a new project that would allow him to expand in different directions and possibly even develop some talent
>he can't stop because it's his main source of income and he has a mortal fear of his retarded fans
Honestly, the hell he's created for himself is mush worse than anything we could throw at him. It's delicious.

>>78071356
>faye you're irresponsible i'm firing you
>I'M MAKING THIS UP AS I GO

haha

what?

>>78071592
I do awfully enjoy the whole 'caged in a prison of your own design' angle. It reeks with poetic justice. Like a twilight zone episode come to life.

>>78071356
Oh, my god. In the third panel, her head is gigantic. I get that he was probably just trying to work some perspective into it, but her body is still mostly the same size as in the other panels. Whenever he tries to do close-ups, he ends up drawing huge noggins for some reason..

>>78071592
didn't he try a separate project, the sci fi webcomic with not nightcrawler
wasn't it complete rubbish even to his usual stuff

>>78072674
I read most of it and it's worse than most comics I've seen online.
It's like he couldn't separate his QC writing style from his work even when attempting something more serious, and it felt like he was putting a bunch of things he saw from other stories together before thinking about how to make them a coherent story.

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What's up with the dots in this one?

>>78072859
Nobody knows. He uses some exceptionally retarded form of compression, which makes absolutely no sense in multiple ways. Not only does he save all his pictures as pngs, but there aren't even that many shades to begin with, so even if he were to save them as gifs, there's really no good explanation for all those artifacts. It's like he's intentionally fucking them up by running them through MS Paint a couple times after he's done.

>New employee will make as much as the 3rd in command at the time.

That should go over well.

>>78072802
You mean to say he was making it up as he goes along? HA HA wew lad help me find my sides.

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>>78071592
We could pay some guy to kick him in the balls.

Just sayin'.

>>78074566
Why? He'll stab himself there sooner or later.

>>78073399
Also, like 7 people fucking work there.

How does Dora pay for 7 people to work at a hole in the wall cafe?

Especially in the age of Timmies and Starbucks.

>>78074591
Stipends from the benevolent AI overlord.

>>78071401
>It's almost reaching Heathcliff levels of non-jokes
Not even close. Questionable Content has yet to make a joke that hurt worse than the best of Heathcliff.

Does somebody have the picture of this girl who exactly look like Hannelore?

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>>78071356

Sure is a lot of people jelly and buttmad over a slice of life comic in here.

>>78071759
Except she clearly has the budget to hire Emily and even changing that to bump the salaries still puts her within the budget.

>>78072859
Tai looks so goddamn unsettling here.

>>78073399
There are only something like 4 employees total.

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>>78072978
I think we cracked Jeff's artistic secrets with this one.

>>78071356

> not making Hannelore the genius your assistant manager

Why

>>78075643
Hacks discriminates against those with mental disorders

>>78074724

Wrong on both counts.

>>78075872

Ironic considering this is Jeph we're talking about here

>>78077144
Or he's just a hypocrite

>>78077914

The worst hypocrites are the ones that lash out on topics they hate.

>>78071401
Heathcliff crossover when