does this picture prove that Spider-Man is a kek I mean you

>>78056340
>that manlet
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA How the hell he got to fuck every Marvel woman is a mystery?

>>78056436
Women are attracted to short, smelly, drunken dudes.
In comics, anyway. In reality they call security to kick you out.

>>78056340
>Cap wants to bang you
Just bang him, MJ.
Spidey did the same.

>>78056340
>Wolverine has a century of experience getting women off
>Cap's peak-human penis is the pinnacle of phallic perfection
>Iron Man's high-tech iron rod is probably augmented to vibrate at ten different speeds

let's be real, there's no way Pete can compete with any of that, he's a c-u-c-k to the core

Where's this from?

>>78056471
>>78056436
Wolverine is ultra swole and exudes that obnoxious meathead vibe that women love. Makes sense that he occasionally gets laid, despite being a manlet.

>>78056578
Except it's not occasionally. He fucked Squirrel Girl, for fuck's sake.

>>78056340
>Wolvie threatening spidey

truth is on any given day Spidey could probably beat the living shit out of all of them.

>>78056518
He has the best ass in the whole omniverse tho

>>78056578
Who isn't swole in the Marvel Universe? Even Wiccan is fucking huge now.

Daily Strip MJ's cock blocked Logan and Namor in favor of Pete.

>>78056763
that's why MJ sticks to pegging him and saves her pussy for real men like Steve, Tony, and Logan

>>78056518
Clearly you haven't put enough thought into what kind of kinky shit you can do with Spider-Powers.
Fuck, it's been canon since the 90's that they used his webs for kinky sex.

>>78056782
Spidey, for one

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>>78056601
>Squirrel Girl
I'm sure he didn't have to work that hard for her to swallow his nuts, I mean, have you SEEN her? Before and after her solo comic? She was desperate for some D

This sure is in character for Cap!

>>78058914
>You don't think I'd actually be attracted to a hairy midget, do you?
Oh yeah, they totally fucked.

>>78057132
I believe it.

>>78058914
>bringing Jean into it
Holy shit,, Pete. Savage.

>>78058985
how much did she like it?

>>78056340
If anything it would prove the opposite. All three are thirsty as fuck because she ain't giving it out.