What did Gambit do to deserve an intelligence rating of 2?

He's a Southerner. That's Einstein tier intelligence there.

Kek.
Now question is... is 2 regular level or it's 3?

>>78056294
He isn't playing with a full deck.

>>78056325
What if it's 2 out of 10?

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What did Aunt May do to make fans think she deserves an intelligence rating of 5 and fighting ability/strength rating of 3?

>>78056325
look at his energy projection rating

>>78056779
>speed: 2
What the fuck? In her hoveround, maybe

>>78056779
>Energy projection: 3
Fucking lol

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>>78056779
Officially, Aunt May should have been able to take Uncle Ben in a fight. Unofficially, Uncle Ben must have been killed by an extremely powerful criminal with his stats.

>>78056888
Those must be some fragrant wheatcakes

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>>78056779
She's as fast as a buff man in a usually hovering wheelchair

>>78057054
>ALIASES: Unca Ben

please keep posting these

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Aunt May could also take Blind Al in a fight.

>Aunt May has the same energy projection ability as Gambit
I'm dying

>>78057170
>durability: 4

not his legs

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The Kingpin is officially as fast as Aunt May

>>78057170
>energy projection that high
He projects his mind, not lasers.

>>78057238
What if we learn that Gambit was trained by Aunt May

What then

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Why so many aliases, Bruce? Also if The Hulk is the strongest there is and he's as strong as he is fast then doesn't that make the Hulk the fastest there is?

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Wolverine has the same intelligence rating as Aunt May.

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Purple Man is less durable than professor X and the same stats as Uncle Ben.

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>>78057574
Finally Dr. Doom gets his respect

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H.E.R.B.I.E. is .... kinda tough

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JJJ has a durability of 3 but he probably deserves higher. Not bad physical strength and speed for a guy constantly on the verge of a heart attack

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Robbie doesn't even get stats

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>>78057300
astral projection buddy.
And he can communicate telepathically across galaxies
>>78057295
2 is just the normal speed for humans.

>>78058203
Don't ruin the fantasy of The Kingpin challenging Aunt May to a 100m dash race and Aunt May barely willing

>>78057574
xavier is more intelligent than him

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>>78058203

>>78058203
But Kingpin is not a normal human, he can beat the shit out of high tier martial artists in a fight. He is definitely fast

>>78056294
he kept trying to fuck Rogue even though just touching her would put him in a coma or worse

also it took him like forever to figure out that New Son / New Sun shit

>>78058351
Urge to hold my dick against the screen... rising...

>>78057388
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>>78057698
I like how the fans clearly have no idea what the fuck energy projection is supposed to be.

>>78058424
but he's fat. Ninjas get a rating of 3. He's not as fast as a ninja.
Actually those ratings make no sense. Hulk is faster than spiderman for instance

>>78058514
He's not fat. It's muscle that just looks like fat. And yes, that's canon.

The guy fights ninja for practice. And that's ninja as in the plural.

>>78058590
but he's still not fast as a ninja.
LIke, a hippo is not as fast as a leopard, but the hippo would still wreck the leopasrd.
Kingpin is the hippo

>>78058975
I thought he was a human.

>>78058975
I thought he was the ill intent

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Xavier's institute didn't teach Cypher shit if he has an intelligence rating of 1

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Dr. Bong is never gonna get the respect he deserves

>Flash Thompson's official page still haven't updated to reflect his current role
>Power grid still has normal Flash stats

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Well, shit. Maybe Deadpool was right about her.

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Anyone remember these cards?

>Rogue
>Intelligence 1
>Literally the dumbest X-man

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>>78057170
>time traveling teleporter is only slightly faster than an old man in a wheel chair

>gambit's favorite weapon is a playing card

That might explain it.

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>>78056294
He keked an entire generation of comicbook fans

>>78056294
That's because he thinks with his dink, which isn't that bright.

>>78059560
>>78057170
so magik and xavier are more intelligent than doom and RICHAAAARDS
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>>78057574

>>78059922
flatscans btfo

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>>78056294
To match his waifu.

Them being the dumbest couple is adorable.

>>78056294

he can barely speak english

>>78060099
Sinister knew that's why he had his Gambit clones intentionally retarded.

>>78056348
2 out of 7 and as an oldfag who collected comic cards back in the day, 2 was baseline human intelligence, 3 was learned character who went to college, 4 was those gifted in special skill like magic 5 were genius like Dr. Doom 6 was Reed Richards and 7 was for Omniscient aliens

>>78059340
WTF! Everything is maxed out.
Also one of her better pictures as she actually looks attractive in this shot.

>>78062268
Was Reed the only human 6 back in the day?

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>>78056294
He had part of his brain removed, this was probably before it was put back.

>>78056294
two is average. I think Reed Richards is like a four i INT.

>>78056779
Fans are retards.

>>78059340
>Speed is 7
Shouldn't she be able to move at faster than light speeds because of this?

>>78056779
She was once a herald of Galactus called the Goldie Oldie and managed to stave off the world devourer from eating anymore worlds via discovering twinkies are a sustainable alternate food source for him.
I believe it was an April fools issue and they let the interns fuck around that month.

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>>78056294
In the cards system that went from 1-7

2 was normal human without super intelligence in any way.

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>>78066796
I dunno

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I thought bb would be stronger and faster than that.

>>78058975
Hippos are aquatic. That hippo would catch that leopard easily in the water.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a8d_1421275517

Either way you're still wrong since Captain America made the mistake of thinking he wasn't fast back in the day and had to be saved by redwing. He's straight up Captain America or above levels of physically fit.

>>78058466
He's banging Lorna now. He definitely has a thing for crazies.

>>78056319
Underrated post.

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How can someone who wears an asbestos lined suit possibly have an intelligence rating of 3?

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>>78056294
> he actually read the back of SkyBox X-men cards
> he actually bought SkyBox X-men cards

Then again. I am not one to talk.

Remember X-men? They're back. In pog form.
Remember when the kid that said that was a meme?

>>78059340
NUTS

I remember a friend of mine in grade school was selling off a buncha Marvel cards he had extras of or just series he didn't want anymore. I gave him five bucks for a small box of them. I still have the box and what he wrote was in it. Next time I am home I should take a picture of it.

Clearly it was one of the best financial investments of my life. Those things should be worth a fortune now just like my extra copy of X-men #1 and Death Of Superman.

>>78059560
Even fans know she is not that intelligent. She may have some more strenght and durability

>>78067001
That picture will never not be hilarious.

>>78059340
Heh. Probably she was always an overpowered Mary Sue trolling fans who take this power level shit too seriously and not just because of the new series like fanboys claim.

>>78067001
Well, his strength is in his voice which counts as energy projection, I guess.
>>78071215
Eh. I liked it. I enjoyed José Ladrönn's art. It was somewhere between Moebius and Kirby who were clear influences. Of course, anyone would pale compared to those giants, but I think he did damn well. Though he did get booted off the mini before it finished.

>>78056779
>>78057054
Damn it, I want to know what the hell comics the fans were reading to think May and Ben kicked that much ass.

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>>78057760
Robbie is the Marvel Universe equivalent to the Lady of Pain.

>>78056294
He's a dumbass.

>>78071215
it's probably a thing of psychics and mystics, those who can astral project, because they can go beyond the limits of their human brain, connct with the shared consciousness of the universe, feed on the astral plane, control other people and yadda yadda

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>>78056294
>Did you know: Gambit's favourite weapon is a playing card!

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>>78056779
>intelligence rating of 5
She's clever at least
Remember that time when she poisoned the chameleon?

>>78071154
Milhouse was never a meme

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>>78066703
>Fans are retards.

Who would take a vote on Aunt May's power level seriously?