EPIC SUPERHERO PITCHES

>>78056090
Like, pitches for new superheroes, or pitches for new stories about current superheroes?

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How about a straight white male

>he is a Latverian slav asshole who can't keep a job for more than a week who stumbles upon an abandoned hydra facility while drunk
>he gets zapped by the science McCgufin and now has the power to leap through time
>he his able to create huge ripples in time that change the history of eastern Europe until he can figure out a way to switch places with Dr. Doom

Your not the boss of me now.

>>78056090
>Batman dies
>The rest of the Bat-family begins to get picked off one by one
>Fast forward tent years
>The loonies now run Gotham
>Young street orphan kid stumbles onto a satellite Batcave, finds cool unused Bat-tech and a computerized Batman. Also Alfred lives there.
>Kid becomes new Batman
>Joker reappears now that Batman has "returned"
>Milfy Harley and Ivy SS with the kid at some point

Four touchdown Man

>Guy is a miserable blue collared worker with a bimbo whore wife and doucebags offsprings.
>Dresses up as a football star and tackles feminist

>>78057125
You're not the boss of me now!

>>78057166
>Milfy Harley and Ivy SS with the kid at some point

Yeah I'd be down for that.

>>78057303
And you're not so big

>>78057541
4U

>>78057541
Life is unfair.

A person with the power of cartoon physics

>Assembly man

>He has all the power of all of the assembly functions
>push
>jump
>add
I need to stop studying for finals