Deadpool 003 storytime

>>78052115
Wait, Morbius works for Shikla now? When did that happen?

>>78052139
I KNEW IT.
I knew someone like Stingray wouldn't work for Deadpool willingly.
I thought Stingray was working for SHIELD though

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>>78052360
Since I can't remember that happening, I'll just chalk it up to something that happened during that timeskip

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And that's it for this issue folks. Hope you all enjoyed the storytime

>>78052244
>He has no dick but still feels horny
Being Slapstick is suffering

>>78052429
thanks

>My wife Whatsherface

Does Wade give a shit about Shiklah anymore? I liked when they actually liked each other.

>>78051990
> Potatoes!

I only wish that my dying words would sound as good

This should have been a Frank thread.

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>>78052034

>>78052356
So who the the heck is this imposter?

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>>78052360
Morbius is cool.

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>>78053169
Slayback, obviously.

Ok boys, how far are we gonna go on the suffering scale for this run?

(1 - 10)

1 Being end of Cable and Deadpool
10 Being either Typhoid pretending to by Siryn or end of Good,Bad, Ugly

>>78053293
Obviously I can't predict the whole run but this arc looks like it's brewing up to culminate in a 7 or 8.

>>78053322
Recent ComicBookResources interview
>We know the first arc is disorienting. We dropped you into Deadpool's chaos, eight months after the last ["Secret Wars"] incursion, and there are some things readers haven't learned yet. I saw some reaction to Issue #2 saying, "Boy, I really liked it, but I'm not sure I knew exactly what was going on." Ordinarily, that would be a terrifying reaction for a writer to read about a comic, but I was actually thrilled. We wanted people disoriented. I wanted them wondering who was who. Then, obviously, at the end of the second issue, we know that something is very, very wrong in Deadpool's life. Someone learned a deep dark secret that that they'll use against him.

>Basically, the first 11 or 12 issues of this volume are one story. They're two very different arcs, but everything we do in arc one really explodes in arc two.

We got Ellie's X-gene, Shik-lah's Infidelity, and Wade's parents for tragedy powderkegs...

>>78053239
Oh fuck, that's actually the most plausible theory I've seen. I'll be amazed if Duggan brings us the return of Slayback.

>>78052462
I Have No Dick But I Must Bone

>>78053169
Didn't the solicits mention Massacre?

>>78052139
He's still happily married? That's a rare thing to see these days

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>>78054087
He's the Deadpool of Mexico who's appearing in Deadpool #3.1

Thanks OP.

>>78052262
Ocelot?

>>78052034
My SoD is broken. Reasonable cops?

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>>78053679
>Way did it at the end of his run

>>78057846
Doesn't count 'cause Way.

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What I'm wondering is why didn't Deadpool hire Agent X?

>>78052429
DD: Asidt, it's me. I'm here to get you out.
Asidt: Wade...?

Deadpool unties him and puts some shades on his eyes.

Asidt: What took you so long, you d*ck?

Coming Soon: Deadpool V: The Phantom Pain.

>>78053090
Deadpool Gendo Pose. Nice.