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Why am I attracted to this fucking possum

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Why am I attracted to this fucking possum
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it's that time again
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I had a thing for the possum girl but then I fell hard for that shark girl.
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>>78042654
haha i hate myself
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>>78042597
You just say you are, but you actually aren't.

Prove me wrong.
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bump
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>>78042890
I first I wasn't
Then I found out it was girl I started having the biggest of boners
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>>78042913
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>>78042932
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haha I hate myself
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>>78042942
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>>78042963
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>>78042981
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>>78042981
There are more than the vice comics?
Where are these from and links?
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>>78043017
this is from a minicomic she put out http://spacefacebooks.com/products/sleepwalking-by-lauren-monger
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>>78043017
http://www.vice.com/series/habits

http://terribleterribleterrible.tumblr.com/

Have some christmas Clemencakes.
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>>78043071
I got these from some anon on a previous thread and i think there might be one missing spread in the set i have so if some anon notices and has the full one thet would be greatly appreciated
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>>78043071
Pls keep dumping thank you
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>>78043088
Oops, I;m drunk and misread your post.

Some anon was kind enough to scan and upload his copy of Sleepwalking.
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>>78042654
Haha i hate myself
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>>78043171
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>>78042654
Haha I hate myself
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>>78043202
So as I was saying I think I'm missing the next two pages after this. Does anyone else have this set?
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>>78043255
I got you bro. This is before >>78043289
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>>78043315
Man I fucking love house shows. They are the fucking best. Best thing about living in Boston.
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>>78043341
thanks bb

The End
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>>78043289
This is the page after and before>>78043315
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>>78043367
Oops, drunk.
This is after>>78043341
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love her sketches too
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>>78042654
haha I hate myself
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>>78043400
Wow i really messed up that dump. Or I guess the anon i got the pictures from did. Its a game of telephone.
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>>78043473
Who knows? Not me.

I want a drawing of Bennett sucking Clem's cute toes.
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this comic is really indie and garbage
its like megg mogg and owl except not funny
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>>78043524
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>>78043541
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>>78043557
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Woah, wait, shit, I'm too drunk to read the thread and get answers.

Someone finally bought and scanned the books? I've never seen these double pages before.
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>>78042981
Anon, for posting this, I am proud to call you my nigga
Thank you, my nigga
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>>78043702
Also drunk. Yeah, the anon bought it a whiles back but only was able to scan it recently.

I love trashy trailer park girls.

Clem seems more like a directionless art school type.

>>78043530
Well I guess we've got that part of the bingo down.
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Why do possums make such good punk characters?
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this shit is way less good when you've actually lived with/around people like this.
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>>78043863
Because punk is dirty and grimy. Opossums are exactly that. Dirty dirty cat-rats.
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>>78043865
In my experience it just makes it better.

Then again my experience with trashy people has a lot to do with smoking meth with other burnouts while living in my car. Far lower class than Clem.
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;y
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>>78044000
checked
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>>78042654
Haha I hate myself.
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>>78043865
Pretty much this. They can be entertaining, and they always got stuff on them, but they really like to start shit and do stupid things.
>have cool house
>cool parties
>Six people living in there
>one couple
>dude cheats with another chick in house pretty much because he could
>never thought he did anything wrong
>she broke up and left
>he dismantled her car speakers.
It takes a real kind of mentality to end up in this situation. Got plenty more of those stories
>>78043933
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>>78044149
I'd love to read more about it.
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>>78044149
adapt them into a comic featuring anthropomorphic animals
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>>78043788
Ah shit. Okay, I need to download all of this. Thank you scanning money'd printer anon. Or shit.

Ha Ha, I hate myself
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>>78044223
>>78044214
Huh, I never thought about doing a comic about it before, I just hated them so much I've tried to forget
I'll list them
>Rat and Hedgehog are couple
>Wolverine is the most hypocritical, self-righteous motherfucker you ever met (statutory rape (in his 20's), calls people out when they're flirting, gets in fights till the police come, thinks anyone else in an argument is the devil, etc.)
>Squirrel is a major slut in an open relationship with and 8/10 cool dude
>Woodchuck is a fat dude who pretty much just sits there, and is in a relationship with a fat chick who thinks Squirrel is just the bee's knees (tried to bang me too.)
>And I don't know, I'll be an otter. I pretty much just chill and get my work done. I drank more that I should've back then, and made drunk mistakes, but for the most part, I just tried to keep the peace while listening to old blues music.
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>>78044393
I want stories! Stories about your friends shittyness.
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>>78044393
Don't forget the trash and debris strewn about the house and the "band" that 2 of them are in together but never get through a practice
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>>78044429
>friends
That's an awful strong word there.
>Be Otter
>Party, bottomless punch cups for $5
>Woodchuck owes me money so mine's on his
>See Squirrel and Woodchuck's girlfriend (Beaver)
>Squirrel says she doesn't have money
>Drunken me says I'll give her $5 for a blowjob
>"ok"
>nope out of there and hang out with Squirrel's boyfriend (Skunk)
>See Squirrel leave with other dude (open relationship)
>Even more drunk me tells Skunk about what happened, but that I wouldn't do that to a buddy (I feel really bad for his situation, but apparently he pulls a good amount)
>Says he appreciates it
Oh, and Squirrel's pretty ugly too. Take a 50's pinup gal and feed her cake for 6 months. If the fat distributes evenly, you've done this step wrong.
>Skunk moved to ND for a job
>Squirrel stayed behind
>Squirrel worked as a stripper, and was proud of it
>Proud of how much she puts out
>calls other chicks sluts if they sleep with two dudes, but are more attractive than her
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>>78044492
Funny you should mention that
>Woodchuck played bass and Rat played guitar
>Woodchuck was ok at bass, Rat tried to play hardcore and metal on an accoustic
>I, Otter, am a musician (pretty much string instruments-violin, banjo, guitar, mandolin, ukelele. etc.)
>Jamming
>Rat hears me play twelve bar blues
(something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR6qvkDDBCg)
>Asks me how I do it
>Try to describe it
>He literally can only read tabs.
>Doesn't understand chord progressions
>Had a nicer guitar than me at the time
>(Breaks it a few months later because he doesn't like it)
>Never jammed again with them
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>>78044556
heh not bad
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>>78044492
Trash
>Literally go through four or five sofas
>We get notices from the city for the junk in our yard (broken glass, bits of pallets)
>No one does dishes (I do my own, and I kept them in my room)
>They literally throw out everything in the kitchen one day to start over
>Nothing not kept in a room lasted a month
>Wolverine gets drunk
>breaks a shelf that was frequently used
>Tell him about it sober
>Shrugs it off
>"It was old, and we never used it much anyways"

What you all forget though... is that nine times out of eleven shitty people have shitty friends... and shitty people and shitty friends have frequent parties

>Wolverine stocks up on caffeine powder and invites underage girls to drink
>Rat keeps supply of marijuana, acid, and cocaine when he can get it
>Once took a line off Squirrel's ass, because she was the only chick in the room
>100% disgusting

If I'm making it sound like I was sinless, I wasn't. But I was the only one who tried to improve themselves and not be a total shit-head when I got a spare moment.
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so we dont know who robert is yet right?
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>>78044868
>If I'm making it sound like I was sinless, I wasn't
Tell us about your sins, you high-horsed otter.
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>>78044870
>yet
and we never will
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>>78044868
I bet you're more fucked up than any of them in some secret way you haven't mentioned to anyone, otterboy
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>>78044868
More nigger, ineed more info about your shitty past life!!!
are you okay now thought, how are you doing?
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>>78045036
>ineed

*I need
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>>78042597
>Not using question marks
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>>78045078
punctuation is NOT punk
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>>78045078
I am not OP but I find phrasing a question while omitting question marks kind of conveys the tone of a rhetorical question on the internet

To me, at least
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>>78045087
>punctuation is NOT punk

And that's good. Punk is fucking shit
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>>78044928
>Be at other party
>Be really drunk
>Chick is telling people to feel her up, then feel up her friend and compare
>Who am I to look a gift horse in the mouth
>"Boobs are like dogs. Some are big, some are small, some are muscular and others are fat, but at the end of the day, they are still a man's best friend"
>Put my hand down her shirt
>Turns out she just wanted over the shirt
>Wolverine tries to get me arrested
Another
>Be at other other party
>Hedgehog is starting fights
>I keep on walking
>Get into shouting match with other dude
>End up putting him in headlock (just to hold him)
>walk away
>His buddy punches me in the back of the head
>Wolverine tries to get me arrested
>Wolverine has sent people to the hospital while fighting drunk, never been arrested
>>78044841
I'm glad you're entertained. I hated this part of my life. I'm going to bed after this. I'll check the thread tomorrow.

>Be surrounded by terrible animals
>Hedgehog drinks and gets violent
>plays it off sober as she was just playing around
>(5'5" skinny girl literally goes punching after 6' dudes, and knows no one wants to be that guy to hit a girl)
>Wolverine and Rat go after anyone who tries to stop her and tells them to leave her alone.
>Basically they all try to start shit to feel better about themselves
>Wolverine goes skirt chasing when drunk, but still acts as cock-block commander
>because 'you're getting a little too touchy feely there'
Anyways
>Surrounded by terrible animals, yet they're still well liked and shit
>I'm trying to improve myself, and I'm pretty much left out
>depression.exe
>hanging.exe crashed twice. Didn't send a report to microsoft.
>End up telling a friend, Rabbit (she's super cool) about it, reluctantly.
>End up seeing counselors and getting bad side effects from medication
>Rabbit's a bro though.
>Love her in a not-gay, not-romantic way
>Get out of that house
>Quality of life improves
Still seeing counselors and stuff, but whatever.
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>>78043788
Bingo squares are fucking stupid attempts to deflect valid criticism, m8o.
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>>78043788
didnt say it was a ripoff just said it was shit
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>>78045141
>didnt say

*Didn't say
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>>78045034
I got some fetishes. Once met a 9/10 girl who was into dominating
Developed a thing for having my hair pulled and neck bitten that night
Ended up going back to her place, and she had me trying on some handcuffs and collars she made. We didn't bang.
I do look good in black leather though.

She doesn't talk to me anymore
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>>78045138
>I agree with you about bingo square in general but only one of the squares in that particular bingo is criticism, valid or otherwise.
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>>78045113
why are you even in this thread
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>>78045196
Why didn't you fuck, and why don't you talk?
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>>78048016
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>>78042654
Haha I hate myself
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hahI hate myself
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>>78042654
Haha I hate myself
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>>78043788
Wait this isn't the same author as the rape scented candles thing?
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>>78048245
>the rape scented candles thing?

Wut?
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>>78049471
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>>78042654
The rad times never come
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>>78048245
Meg, Mog & Owl is what that is from, correct.
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>>78049533
Sorry, Megg Mogg. I forgot single g's is a slightly different thing.
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The juice is loose!
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BINGO!
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>>78043155
archive link?
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Haha I hate myself
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>>78042654
Haha I hate myself
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>>78044710
>Funny you should mention that
Every party house has a token fat guy that plays bass desu. That's just how it is.

Less common is the guy that gets strung up on amphetamines a lot, goes to the junkyard regularly, and brings back shit like broken type writers at least once a week but never fixes them.

Those things stack up fast.
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>>78046161
She said she doesn't fuck someone she just met, and she thinks I told people we had really kinky sex.

>>78050171
Wolverine kept a supply of caffeine powder around. I think everyone except Woodchuck and I would take it.
>snorting caffeine for fun
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>>78051877
my sister OD'd on caffeine actually
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>>78051877
Well if I ever meet her I will tell her that you didn't even lie about that on 4chan
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>>78052005
Bumper dude
>>78052102
No reason to lie man. I shouldn't have told people about her stuff, but she over reacted. It's kind of funny, I think.

She's from England, lives in Chicago, red hair, glasses most of the time, nerdy and makes her own handcuffs and collars. Not doxxing her anymore than that.
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>>78042920
Can you prove she gives you boners? Can you post your boner?
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