>AoS: The Phantom Pain: Punished Coulson Edition
Welcome back /co/! Agents of SHIELD is all new tonight with its Winter Finale.
>"Maveth" [Dec 8th]
A battle between Hydra and S.H.I.E.L.D. will change Coulson's world; Fitz and Coulson take a huge risk.
>Where can I watch the episode?
http://nowwatchtvlive.com/2011/07/watch-abc-live-abc-channel-online-from-usa-abc-247/
http://tgo-tv.com/watch/channel/3.html
Both of these were recommended in the last thread and should be streaming the episode.
>What else do I need to know about the show?
Agents of SHIELD is now in its third season. InHumans, more comics shit, good character development are just a few of the new perks.
>I've missed an episode!/ I have no idea whats going on but im going to post anyways!
Good news! We have a handy dandy pastebin located here:
>http://pastebin.com/RLge8rQH
There's lots of neat things in there like previous discussions, episode guide and some other goodies. If you're just joining us or missed a previous ep, Netflix has both Season 1 and Season 2 available for watching! If you live in another country, you might be shit out of luck. Sorry bros.
Archive moe is gone, will try to fix up our pastebin a bit, now we'll be getting archives from desustorage
by the way, Agent Carter returns in January taking up AoS's space til March
>who gonna win the simmonsbowl
>who gonna get ded
Simmons is a dirty nasty whore.
>>78036233
I fucking love that brit slag
watching the muppets
By the end of the episode Fitz will have reached something in Ward. Fitz is gonna figure out Ward is so crazy because he betrayed all of them, the people that were more like a family than either his real family or Hydra ever were. Ward feels bad, that's all.
Then Ward gets left on the planet and goes even crazier.
>>78037057
I'm watching Flash right now and getting sloshed
what are some good drinking game rules for SHIELD?
>Malick dies
>Gay melty dude dies.
>Will dies
>Lash dies
>Mac dies
>Ward dies
>Simmons dies
>May dies
>Fitz dies
>Coulson dies
>Lincoln dies
>Daisy dies
>They all die
In ascending order of likelihood.
>>78037168
Drink everytime you see boobs bounce
>>78037240
descending, of course.
also, before daisy dies, everyone but daisy dies.
>>78037240
Nah, They need to form Secret Warriors
>>78037282
Just don't make that rule carry over to Agent Carter, we'd all be dead by the end of the season premiere.
>>78037337
yeah, might as well hook up an IV for her.
>>78037168
Drink when:
Simmons is a cunt
Congratulations, you're already wasted.
>>78037168
You could do every time Fitz gets made fun of or is beta
Every time Coulson goes over the line
Every time Ward makes a snappy one liner
>>78037337
Nah i'm too busy jerking off to drink during agent carter
holy fuck this gender-swapped pai mei santa
i love female santa
It begins.
IT'S TIME
I really should be working on my paper about Everything is Illuminated since it is due Thursday, but here I am.
Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5K3RY1OzfY
Taskmaster time
>Last Time on Hydra: SG-1
My poor baby Fitz.
Time for Coulson to unleash a great evil upon the world
>>78038043
someone needs to photoshop this and make her tits and ass bigger
>it's a literal hydra
THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
Holy shit, the actual Hydra symbol
HAIL HYDRA
Heil Hydra
>>78036220
>AoS isn't back until fucking March
For why
HAIL HYDRA
>shaped like an octopus even though the symbol wasn't an octopus at first
how did she miss that?
Sieg Zeon!
>>78038126
Agent bouncing Tits.
>>78038126
Give time for the movie to come out and sync plots
>/co/ - Hail Hydra
>>78038043
Every week you post this and every week I fap
Hydra did nothing wrong.
>>78038115
Someone needs to photoshop this to remove her clothes, really
So we got Quake, Sparky, and Melt Man.
oh boy, time for some wetwork
Kill off Lincoln please
Mack is fucking based. Too bad he's going to die.AoS loves killing black people
>>78038153
They have been sending people there to die for a very long time, maybe some showed him the new logo.
>>78038209
What about both?
>>78038215
"Tremors" actually.
ASIAN MAGNETO IS THE BEST CHARACTER
WHO AGREES
We Stargate now
>>78038169
>>78038177
>>78038179
I don't give a shit about her, though.
JEWS DID IT
WARD GETTING KEKED
>>78038236
Nah, I'd rather have my Daisy properly proportioned
>Maveth means death
So who thinks Ward's gonna be Taskmaster?
>>78038260
He needs to introduce this week's special ingredient first.
>Death
>Him
Thanos is gay in the MCU confirmed.
Mack is actually doing not a bad job at running Shield.
>>78038288
Taskmaster isn't as evil as Ward though
>>78038288
Nobody but you.
>>78038288
You've been barking up that tree since season 1. It ain't gonna happen.
Do you think he is going to fap on the bed they used ?
SPACEWARD
CONTESTS OF WARDS
>>78038288
Ward is gonna be Grim Reaper and his brother is gonna get turned in to Wonder Man
>Mack going on the ground mission despite being the temporary leader of shield
Yeah he's so dead. RIP giganigga
>>78038352
CRISIS ON INFINITE WARDS
>that little horse
;_;
>daisy's lip gloss and cute front teeth
I'm very aroused.
They called in The Avengers for less stakes than a world ending Hydra God
why not call them in for this?
They're gonna find Forbush Man on the planet
Why do writers shoehorn shitty relationship drama like the will/simmons/fitz crap? Does anyone actually genuinely enjoy this shit or is there some conspiracy going on?
>>78038389
cause TV show
>>78038352
>>78038379
CIVIL WARD
>>78038389
B-but Cap's friend...
>>78038379
CIVIL WARDS
>>78038379
I wanna teach the Ward to sing/
in Per-fect Har-mo-ny!
>Ward kills Space Chad
lol
>>78038384
Fitz the commercial
>>78038412
don't be a fag
>>78038384
He has both hands
Alert
Alert
She's gone Phil, just let go....
>>78038389
Yeah asking at least War Machine to show up to knock over a Hydra base seems like a better idea than calling in the not x-men first class.
Don't play with his heart like this ;_;
HAHAHA
TIME FOR PUNSIHED COUL
Oh good. It was all a dream.
today in cliches: cliche!
EW OLD PEOPLE SEX
>wakes up looking at a skull
heh
>>78038485
fucking Falcon can probably dodge the anti air defenses and take them out to let air support through
FUCKING ANT-MAN COULD SOLO THE WHOLE BASE IF HE'S GUIDED THROUGH IT
>How about we stay here a little while instead
>Just one more minute
Shit man.
>Star Wars reference
>>78038367
This. Coulson will take his hand
>>78038432
Wolrd Ward Hulk. Everyone is Ward. Everyone is Hulk.
PUNISHED COULSON ON AOS
PUNISHED PATTY ON FLASHTatooine
>Tatooine
Disney
>Tatooine
Everyone's on a Star Wars kick this week...
>Tatoine
GET IT. CUZ DISNEY OWN STAR WARS
>>78038460
Sorry I don't enjoy NTR drama like you dude
>I'll be damned, Tatooine.
Yes, yes Disney...we know.
>>78038485
>>78038522
What part of TV show don't you understand?
>wake up next to dead love interest scene
B R A V O
"grow up ward."
Blown the fuck out.
>maybe you want to pull the trigger
>Secret Warriors
>only three members
>Power Rangers
>>78038569
Paul Rudd does tv shows
and Ant-Man special effects can easily be replaced with invisible man effects
>May, you take the power rangers
>Mac with the flukey inhuamns with no characterization
NO PLOT ARMOR AT ALL FOR THE BLACK MAN
>power rangers
How many references can we make in one night?
>>78038522
The only Avengers you can call in at this point are Cap's team at the end of Age of Ultron. Basically no Antman post credits scene, it probably takes place during Civil War.
POWER RANGERS
>I'm not
Based MAY
Disney's Power Rangers Universe returning to cinemas 2018 - 2030
>Jemma escapes on her own
Good
If Fitz dies I will drop this show so fast I swear to god.
Oh fuck, is Will Taskmaster/HYDRA?
>>78038676
WHO'S READY FOR A MINOR INHUMAN THREAT THAT THOR OR HULK COULD TAKE CARE OF IN 5 SECONDS?
HAHA
TIME FOR JENNACIDE
BAD IDEAS
What the fuck planet is this? The Kree homeworld?
SHE'S GONNA LOOSE LASH
Ayy May's husbando
THRASH
A-A-A-aH
HE'LL KILL EVERYONE OF US
>>78038706
Too bad The big avengers aren't any good at stealth rescue operations
It's as if a hammer isn't the answer to every problem
I hope she lets him out of the containment unit.n We need some Lash carnage.
Jemma ready to fuck shit up
>>78038742
It's Jemma's Christmas
She can slaughter a ton of inhumans and not be blamed for it
>Jemma gases all the injewmans
oh lawd
>inb4 Will sacrifices himself to save Fitz and gets Ward trapped
Please, the horsie commercial one more time. :)
She's done some terrible stuff, but she isn't bad enough to let Lash free.
>>78038754
If it were the hala, then they would've been rounded up by Kree military and summarily executed by now.
>>78038754
I would assume Hala would have Kree on it.
>>78038754
>What the fuck planet is this? The Kree homeworld?
Way worse than that. Some Sealed Evil in a Can planet.
Massachusetts here, it's just starting now for me, did anyone else get some weird delay?
>>78038760
Here he comes, rougher than the rest of them.
>>78038772
Cap, Widow, Hawkeye, and maybe War-Machine/Falcon could do it.
based Coulson will come through in the end, I know it
>>78038760
>Thrash
So close.
>only 47 posters
>>78038783
>inb4 Fitz sacrifices himself to save Will and gets Ward trapped
LET THAT LASH LOOSE!!!
LET LASH THRASH THE TRASH!!!
>>78038772
>Big avengers not good at stealth rescue
>>78038754
I've seen some people suggest it's Ego.
>>78038808
He's tougher than leather
>>78038816
They are also currently across an ocean and none of them provide anything other than a famous name to the plan seeing as Mockingbird and co. are on par with the purely human avengers.
Seriously they aren't an omnipresent force for good.
>>78038807
WCVB started on time.
>>78038844
Nigga are you stupid
>>78038808
>Inhumans Sonic
>Inhumans Knuckles
>Daisy is as Tails
>Son of Coul as Eggman
wtf why is this topic so dead this week? Especially compared to the Flash thread
FUCKING DO IT, HE'S THE BEST CHOICE IN A SHIT SITUATION
>Simmons will release him because she doesn't know theres a rescue operation
>Open this door, we both hate Inhumans!
OH SHIT TIME LASH OUT
>>78038871
I said some people, not me.
>>78038885
Flash was too hype, and some people still don't like AoS.
>>78038794
lol
Hail Hydra, motherfuckers!
BASED LASH
THE ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN
Who is going to get stuck on the planet? My money is on Coulson.
>>78038794
>the city of you
Let Lash at that gash
So nice to see Wards warming up to each other
>Nazimmons and Lash are going to escape in the middle of her rescue and travel as a team of science murderers going after inhumans
Please be true
>>78038917
Flash was hype as fuck. Somewhat disappointing, but it was still good. I'm looking forward to Arrow tomorrow, too.
>tfw Fitz is the one who manages to kill Ward after the rest of S.H.I.E.L.D. has failed time after time
Is it possible that Space Ward is actually the super inhuman? Is there any way that could make sense? That would be a neat twist, I guess.
I like Hunter
I wish british Ward was Hawkeye
>Takes a knife not his gun
not saying not take the knife, but also take the gun
Oh shit, fucking stealth.
SpaceWard's going to be Taskmaster guys
Or >>78038978
All the good shit is happening off screen.
>Melts Bullets
That's actually pretty great
My power went out. Fuck. Worst time.
Alright, I'm liking the gay melty guy. He's alright.
Meltman to the rescue!
>I'm bulletproof! Haha
Meltneto confirmed for dead
>bullets melted before they hit him
>did you see that? im bulletproof
Lucky as fuck
ASIAN MAGNETO BTFO SO QUICKLY
>>78038978
I have been entertaining the idea ever since we found out about him
AND MELTMAN! WITH THE POWER TO....MEEEELLLTTT
>fagneto turns bullets into cum shots
Fagneto best power ranger
SON OF COUL
Time for Coulson's revenge.
Punished Phil!
Shoot him now!
PUNISHED COULSON HAS ARRIVED
>Coulson
Shit, please don't kill Ward.
PULL YHE FUCKING TRIGGER SON OF COUL!
KETTEH
JUST
FUCKING
SHOOT HIM!
>dressing up cats
This is like one of the best commercials ever.
>>78039037
The Son of Coul
MIIIIIILF EAATEEEER
Way to fucking lead, Ward. Your mission is going to shit.
>>78039028
That got me good
>>78039060
Daisy, I'm already a demon.
Venom Coulson making a big mistake letting "Never Be Game Over" Ward live.
>keep him alive to lead the way
WHY?
Shit, these animal ads just give me the feels.
>>78039029
oh my god they totally were.
Just fucking kill Ward already, stop with this stalling long enough for him to escape shit.
I want Ward to die in the final episode of the show
santa cat is funny
>>78039076
Didn't he shoot him once when he ambushed them?
Not that it matters, Grant Ward has been shot like 15 times in this series
>>78039078
The music was great as well
10 DAYS /CO/
PRETTY MUCH 9
Sandstorm will end shortly
>>78039083
Malick didn't expect any of them to come back, anyhow.
>>78039028
Brilliant reference
>>78039028
god dammit
>>78038869
Ditto. WMUR has a 5 sec delay, but thats normal.
>>78039105
More like 8, I'm seeing it the 17th
>>78039105
I need to stop watching tv just because of ads.
It's too fucking much, we don't even know what they're spoiling now.
>>78039111
Sandstorm must... continue!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HQaBWziYvY
>>78039105
Until what?
lead you where Col?
Where is he gonna take you? He's never been there and was likely using Fitz to navigate (common sense would say).
>>78039111
>Sandstorm will end shortly
It never ends baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqicgFjSD8U
>>78039088
Wandering around the desert in the middle of a sandstorm isn't the greatest idea ever. Especially with escaping being so rare.
End of episode predictions:
>mediocre twist that's more related to Agent Carter
>Chad is the bad-man, goo goo g'joob
>Fitz will possessed by whatever and evil
>Andrew will be gone permanently and 100% Lash
>Simmons will get powers
>the BENJAMIN
>>78039135
I'm getting off 4chan after the Arrow livethread tomorrow night to avoid spoilers. I just know they're coming soon.
Welding Man!
benjamin sounds gay
>>78039096
The fact that Coulson didn't now basically told us that Ward is going to live .
>>78039189
He looks like Jimmy Kimmel
DAMN IT JEMMA!
Genocide complete
>Lash just killed all the inhumans
Jemma got her wish
>Lash assembling his team
Balloon girl when?
> yfw the "epic twist" is the Kree arriving on the planet to take s9n of coul
JEMMACIDE CONFIRMED
FUCK OFF WITH THIS MAY/LASH SUBPLOT MY GOD
Well done Simmons...
>>78039028
Someone needs to take that bullet scene and have that shit play over it
Meltygay is a pretty cool guy. He melt bullets and doesn't afraid of anything.
SUCH LUST
Way to get all those people murdered Jemma.
>>78039221
Oh.
Based Coulson.
IT'S NOT OVER SNAKE
IT'S NOT OVER YET
>>78039226
>Turns out this is Best of Both Worlds, with Coulson as Picard
>It's a new beginning
Ward confirmed for becoming a supervillain or Inhuman.
Oh my gods, phill thank you for that first bullit but aim one at the head already!
GREATER PLAN
>Shots him during his bullshit monologue.
Biased son of coul
And Ward has gone kekoo for cocoa puffs.
>gets shot
>shrugs it off and continues to be a prick
Ward is the ultimate asshole in Marvel.
>barely flinching to a shot that close
Why is Ward so based?
When's Graviton going to finally show up?
>It's a new begining
>>78039269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntty2OB_PYI
>the world's changing, deal with it
WE'RE HERE, WE'RE QUEER, DEAL WITH IT
Jesus Christ, Lincoln. NICE JOB JEMMA.
>>78039298
Seriously Japmoot?
Mallick looks like he's having a bad day
Ward is my most hated villain this year right after Banno.
>>78039190
>>78039325
>Inb4 Electric Ward kills Nazimmons
So is Jemma straight up xenophobic? She'd fit in the Xmen universe for sure
Since the Super Inhuman is more like a presence, it'll probably merge with Ward.
>>78038524
She's only 7 years older than her.
OK you found fitz and will now kill ward!
So Lash murder all the inhumans? Welp so much for building a team.
JEMMACIDE
Stream fucked over, what did I miss, did Jemma gassed the Inhumans?
>not killing Ward now that you see them
>we'd move faster if you hadn't shot me
>twice
BLACK MAN GONNA DIE EVERY GODDAMN SEASON
>>78039394
Maybe every single one he's met has just been that shitty. I mean, fucking Meltman.
>>78039378
>Super Inhuman Death god Ward
OUR WARD IS AN AWESOME WARD HE REIGNS
FROM HYDRA ABOVE
>We can't afford to lose our best agents tonight in one fell swoop
Mack's the one to die.
Big mac laying down the law right now.
>>78039409
KEK
Will IS the Evil.
>>78039397
She let Andrew out like a dumb ass and he murdered everyone. Even the younglings.
>>78039428
Daisy's not losing another brother.
>Mac and Daisy BFFs for life
aww
Attilan?
>Mac
>R.I.P
I can't understand how people hate LimeyWard he's great
Also
>cant poost because of fucking streetsigns
>and Fitz be like
>alright! new wallpapers
>>78039409
Shame, I was finally just starting to like this one now that they aren't trying to set him up with any of the pure white or Asian women.
>>78039441
Agreed
Why do they keep asking Will what he knows about the ancient long-dead planet?
>>78039443
>dumb ass
Yeah, that's going to be her alibi
>>78039446
She is.
>Black Bolt's Inhuman regime confirmed for living on the planet
>>78039419
Shitty or not their powers could be used to SHIELD's advantage.
Wait a minute, knowing this much.
HOLY FUCK WHAT
Oh shit.
HE'S A FUCKING DEADITE, THE EVIL IS USING HIM LIKE A MEAT SUIT
FUCKKKKKKK
SPACEWARD
WELP
FITZ UNLEASHED THE EVIL
>>78039162
>Chad is the bad-man, goo goo g'joob
HOLY SHIT
oh fuck...
I didn't see that coming
>Will died saving Jemma
OH SHIT SPACE CHAD IS DEAD
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
HAHA
RIGHT HERE >>78039441
I FUCKING CALLED IT
>will is dead
NICE
any new theories on what that thing is?
Never trust a Ward of any type.
>>78039452
How many houses of Inhumans were there again?
>TFW Spaceward turns out exactly how you thought.
FUCKING SKELETON WAR 2015
CALCIUM ROLLCALL
>>78039441
You called it.
>SpaceWard is actually Death Destroyer of Wards
Space Chad IT
FitzSimmons just ruined everything. Holy fuck.
>>78039492
SHE'S ALL YOURS FITZ!
YES, NOW FITZ IS THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN! KILL SPACE CHAD WITH GREAT PREJUDICE!
Hell yeah, that dirty bastard that kek'ed Fitz has died a long time ago!
>>78039503
Martian Manhunter obviously
>>78039441
>>78039441
>>78039441
>>78039441
>Will IS the Evil.
>>78039503
>yfw itsMCU Black Bolt
>>78039487
I FUCKING CALLED IT LIKE A HALF HOUR AGO
On one hand he has to fight an ancient evil, on the other he doesn't have to share jemma now. I'd call that breaking even.
>>78039503
Are there any big inhuman villains from the original comics?
>>78039513
>Fitz shoots ITChad
>the bullets they do nothing!
>>78039503
Space Phantom?
Evil taking over Ward confirmed!!!!!!
>>78039513
>>78039530
Ah, never mind.
Thought it was going to be ancient Inhumans who were exiled there by Earth inhumans/Kree
HA HA HA! Will's body is a host for the great evil.
>>78039528
No, Will is dead and the evil is wearing his skin.
So now we have DeathWard
>>78039508
in comics there are 5 known great Inhuman tribes across the galaxy
Humans
Badoon
Direwraiths
Centurians
Kymellians
I hope Fitz gets some proof that Will died or else that's some fucking story.
>WILL WAS EVIL JEMMA. I HAD TO KILL HIM
>Suuuuuure
Wait, does Marvel have the rights for the Skrulls or just Super Skrull?
I know it was one of the two.
>>78039580
Just Super Skrull, if I heard correctly.
>>78039551
This, Ward is going to escape but not before the evil sneaks into him
Did an ancient evil just awaken?
>The entity comes out as space Chad carrying an unconcious Fitz
>Everyone welcomes him with open arms
>Simmons gets the inhumans killed
>Fitz unleashes evil
Best villains
>>78039452
The Atillan crew fucked off a long time ago. They're probably on actual Attilan now.
>>78039580
>Wait, does Marvel have the rights for the Skrulls or just Super Skrull?
That's dumb question.
>>78038978
To be honest, gays. I called first.
>>78039571
more like
>WILL WAS AN EVIL SHAPESHIFTING ALIEN JEMMA WEARING WILL'S BODY LIKE A SUIT
>great evil godlike being
>let's try punching him in the gut
Nice try, Fitz.
AncientGodWard incoming!
>>78039580
Just the Skrulls.
OK, so what evil shapeshifting inhumans/mutants do we know who can fit the bill?
>>78039630
Nigga please. People have been calling Space Ward is the monster since episode 5
>>78039642
It's a good trick
Coulson remember the basics of CQC
FITZ OF MUR...nevermind
So, who's It gonna jump into? Coulson, Ward or Fitz?
>Evil ancient god is closest to portal
Welp
>>78039642
Have to admit, he wouldn't expect that.
Hit him with the robo fist.
Shakin' Skeleton time.
>>78039658
Why does something that can take the form of another being get killed by gunshot?
>>78039674
three of them, Ward being the Ancient Evil
>>78038868
lol ur delusional as hell. they arent even on par with daredevil who was struggling with random mooks
Coulson can't beat Ward even in hand cuffs.
>he pulled the trigger
This is so Stargate they even killed a god with a pistol.
HAHAHAHAHA
FUCK YEAH FITZ
Fitz straight purging the evil.
i feel like some kind of evil spirit thing will come out of that burning body
Rest in peace Ward
Damn coulson...
WARD NOOOOO
COULSON THAT WAS METAL AS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Jesus christ, did he just
holy fuck
holy fuck
holy fuck
holy fuck
>>78039693
It took over Will's body
Oh shit Coulson, he collapsed his ribcage
HE DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
/CO/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
RIP WARD LMAO GET FUKT
And the show is no longer interesting
WARD IS KILL
So Ward get's posessed is 100% now
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY
Ward is going to be the new host.
SO NOW WARD CAN BE THE EVIL SPIRIT FUCK THIS
>R.I.P. Ward
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jesus Coulson, why didn't you do that earlier?
GODDAMN COULSON! WAAAAAARD!
>We have to go!
>slowly kill Ward to dramatic music
Now that Ward is dead, the devil can take his body, right?
>>78039542
there is a new one who was recently introduced who kills inhumans to stay alive
He is called The Capo and he leads Ennilux, a tribe of Inhumans who left Attilan
Sketetor willl take Wards body. And that hand will never be used for anything lesser
STANDING
HOLY FUCK COULSON
Ancient evil god is a snake creature thing
WARD REBORN OH SHIIIIITJROIT
>yfw the skeleton is Taskmaster
Coulson's already the demon
WARD IS FINALLY DEAD, REJOICE RE...wait a minute...the creature is going to take his body....isn't it....
THIS SHIT AGAIN
>>78039755
I'm sure Ward will consider it an upgrade.
>>78039756
>Ennilux
I can dig it, with the possession stuff.
CAN'T DARD THE WARD
Hey guys, look at that, Mack's not dead
>inb4 The Evil revives Ward and uses his body as a host
>ANCIENT EVIL IMHUMAN THAT HYDRA WAS FOUNDED UPON
>INCAPACITATED BY A FUCKING FLARE GUN
BRAVO
R
A
V
O
I hate when TV shows do this slowmo shit.
>>78039652
The evilest. Pray for the agents of Shield.
Oh, wait.
The means Fitz wins!
WARD IS SPACE MOON KNIGHT
IT'S A SYMBIOT. THEY'RE ON KLYMMTAR
ITT: We remember the fallen.
Press W to pay respects.
PUNISHED COULSON
Possessed Ward will make it back to earth, and all will tremble at his terrible might.
>>78039805
his decaying host was.
>Ward is kill
Coulson deserves all the bullshit that ensues by unleashing godWard.
SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE
CAN'T... uh... SPITZ THE FITZ
>Ward becomes Ghost Rider or some shit
Still have the stinger.
Apparently it's the gamechanger...
>>78039819
That's a shitty symbiote
>No "We'll return in a moment"
>>78039819
FUCKING AGENT VENOM?
>>78039805
>>ANCIENT EVIL IMHUMAN THAT HYDRA WAS FOUNDED UPON
>>INCAPACITATED BY FITZ
ftfy
>jemma walks right by fitz to see if will is there
I want Wardmaster already
GIVE ME A FUCKING CLIFFHANGER!! That can't be it.
>>78039835
10/10 m8
What's that look, coulson? No... you slug basted you had better not...
>>78039838
"Coulson, I"M BURNING UP!!!!"
>>78039819
>>78039845
AGENT VENOM WARD
Holy shit that'd be sweet.
>>78039838
I need this
>>78039849
It's been starving for centuries
It hitched a ride on coulson as he passed by that's the stinger. Book it
THAT COULSON STARE
SOMEHOW IT TRANSFERRED TO COULSON
HOOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>78039765
Yep.
DEATH OF WARDS
>>78039881
But Coulson's already a demon
YES AGENT TITS
>Evil god is some sort of worm thing
>Dalton said we'll know what character Ward is from the comics by this episode
LAST GUESSES /co/
>>78039884
>>78039884
It's Hive.
>>78039881
It slithered into his arm hole after he took out the robot hand.
WARD WARD WARD WARD WARD
WHAT
AncientGodWard made it out guys
FFFFUUUUUCCCCK!!!
ZOMBIE WARD
>>78039825
Well that happened sooner than expected.
WARD HAS BECOME DEATHWARD
HOW IN THE FUCK
YEEEEEES
YEEEES
GOD WARD
Vocal Cord Parasites
dropped
DEMON WARD
Well, fuck.
>>78039911
SWARM! WARD BECOMES NAZI BEES!
>Been trapped on that wasteland for eternity
works its way out in about 5 minutes all of a sudden
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>Jemma just fucking walks by fitz
wow, they didn't even wait until next season for the reveal
So dubs guy has a new movie.
AN ANCIENT EVIL
The Master is here. What Task does he have for us?
>EldritchWard
OH FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>78039911
Madame Hydra?
>>78039911
Taskmaster
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>COMING SOON: AGENT BALLBUSTER
Featuring "The Skulls" Ward
>>78039819
WHAAAAAA
CANT BE
Ward may have Fallen but Brett Dalton Lives on
uh what the fuck was that ice block with a person in it on the AC commercial? That wasn't cap was it?
>>78039968
It had no way of predicting where the occasional wormholes would appear.
Is Ward Taskmaster from the comics? (Complete ignorance here)
Ward is taskmaster.
someone screencap this
LIQUID??!?!
Really guys, Fitz won!
Come on, doesn't any one care?
>>78040011
BROTHER!
>>78039911
I'll kek if he's HIVE now
>>78039978
I like this one or we go with
The Villain formerly known as Ward
Ward is the fucking Kraken, super awesome
>Ward escapes the cycle of revengeance
>Coulson is consumed by it
>God of Ward descends to shit on Coulson's life for being literally worse than Ward
I already miss grieving asshole Ward. Can't believe he just let himself get Obi Wan'd like that.
>>78040009
What a stupid and convoluted way to introduce that character
>>78039968
They either took his body with them or he managed to get through the portal at the last second after they were gone.
>>78040017
I care. He did what I never could ;_;
>>78040017
Simmons pretty much ignore him until she was sure Chad didn't make it.
Besides I don't want my man Fitz with a xenophobic nazi slut
>>78040017
Until he jams his dick inside of her, he won't have fully won.
>>78040009
Ward only fairly recently showed up in the comics, but he's not tied to anyone yet as far as we know I believe.
Ward becoming Taskmaster has been an ongoing thing since he turned Hydra, although there hasn't been much to support it up to this point.
Considering the alien thing can mimic people's looks or "infect" them, I guess it's possible it could give Ward "powers" in a sense to mimic people's fighting styles or powers and such.
>Hey I just met you
>And this is crazy
>I'm not Will tho
>So call me "Maveth"
Are there really people who want Ward, and by extension Brett, out of this show?
>>78040057
That's true, he still didn't shoot his load on her face yet
He's probably this guy now
http://www.comicvine.com/the-hive/4005-60718/
Is Ward becoming even better than before?
>>78040052
What we never could.
>>78039802
>Zen-Aku
>Evil
>>78040083
No, I actually like him a lot and people always say he's the best part of the show
It's a little absurd that he managed to live for so long though, and it was beginning to be over-the-top ridiculous how often he gets away
>>78036193
I wonder why Mack never was casted as Luke Cage.
he loks the part.
>>78040127
Well now Son of Coul has struck him down in anger and he has risen more powerful than ever
>>78040149
i love you
>>78040098
Second this.
>>78040149
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.
>>78040152
Colter's a better actor.
that moving parasite thing in godward's face was so gross
>>78040152
I don't think he could commit to filming both shows at the same time though
>>78040098
that's badass
>>78040098
Makes sense
>>78040127
All I know is a lot of my hype for the second half of the season is gone because GREATEST AGENT IN THE WORLD GRANT WARD is now just manlet Nemesis.
The least he could've done was go out muttering "strike me down...," just to exit with the last laugh.
Or maybe the show will surprise me and Grant Ward's Wild Ride will go into multitrack drift.
Things we need:
>new Season 3 Hype Train Image
>Coulson as Punished Coulson
>Coulson and Fitz with a "i fucked up" face
>>78040197
Could be worse
Well that was fun.
Now to get back to withing my paper about Everything is Illuminated.
I love liberal arts college.
>>78040149
I went to a Q/A of his last month and Agents is the only reason he is still in the game. They started working on it for PS3 but Sony was like nah restart for the PS4 fire everyone and hire more recognizable actors, but keep this guy he has a show tied to Marvel.
RATE THE EPISODE
>>78040276
GODWARD/10
>>78040098
This.
The people still saying he's Taskmaster are insane.
>>78040276
godWard/Ward
Oh shit, do we actually need a new thread?
>>78040262
I would get on it, but I just realized our next talkback will be in March
HAIL HYDRA/10
>>78040276
10/10
>>78040270
What game?
>>78040276
6/10, wasn't as hype as last week and the resolution felt flaccid.
Weakest episode of the season that I can think of.
>>78040257
It seems the parasite keeps the memories of his hosts so probably Ward is still there
>>78039599
>Just Super Skrull, if I heard correctly.
Reverse. Super Skrull is with F4.
>>78040270
>hire more recognizable actors
I had no idea who anyone else was besides Ward
>>78040276
9.5/10
Ward is not in control of body.
No kiss for the romance we actually care about.
>>78040325
Until Dawn
>>78040325
Until Dawn, he also hates when people ask about the story since it has multiple ways it can go, he can never remember what is still in the game from when he started.
>>78040267
Shame he'll probably never look like this on the show because that's cool as fuck.
>>78040325
Until Dawn, PS4 exclusive. A choose your own adventure story type game with quicktime events. Lots of variation possibilities in the story though.
If you can't play it there are plenty of playthroughs you can watch, the game is typically about 7 hours long so you can view it as one long ass movie.
>>78040262
This has to be in it
>>78038043
>>78040350
i recognized the rock climber girl from somewhere.
I can't wait for Ward to Killgrave some bitches
>>78040262
A big ol gravestone with the text
Here Lies Ward
Long Live Ward
>>78040365
>>78040373
>>78040377
Thanks, seems fun.
>>78040350
I know the chick from Heroes too.
>>78040388
...fuck.
INB4 every Marvel villain has a mind control thing.
>>78040063
and then comic taskmaster will be retconned to be a brain worm
>>78040350
It has the bug eyed Egyptian guy from Mr. Robot and The Pacific too.
>>78040388
MFW if he is HIVE then among other weird shit he has the power to rez people and brings back all the old MCU villains
magnet link where
>>78040435
Oh yeah I remember him now
>>78040437
Mother fucking yes.
>>78040437
>final MCU film is like one of those Power Rangers episodes where they have to fight all of their previous villains at once
>>78040345
Yeah but it won't be Ward, just an imitation.
The character melodrama ends up being one sided at best since corpseWard has no investment in Coulson feeling remorse for unleashing ancient evil upon the land.
>Watching AoS for character melodrama
Please this entire season has been great so far for this sort of soapy bullshit tit for tat.
>>78040437
>He brings back the corpses of Whitehall and Strucker to reform the heads of Hydra
>Then Madame Hydra comes along and kills/replaces security council ponce
Sooooo was this season finale or midseason finale?
>>78040513
Midseason. It's back in March.
>>78040513
Midseason finale
>>78040513
Winter Season finale, we're at the halfway point so far.
>>78040362
But he still has his memories, like the Space Ward had, so he's still Ward kinda.
>>78040098
I thought he would be Gorgon before this episode, but Hive makes more sense.
And I think Gorgon is actually a Wolverine/X-Men character so yeah
>>78040497
All I care is that Eldritch Ward keeps the swag
where can I watch it? Is there a stream active? What about a magnet link?
And now for Agent Carter.
Can't wait to see people crying about feminism and SJWs like last year!
>>78040546
Gorgon as in "Inhumans" Gorgon?
>>78040501
Rosalind comes back as Madame Hydra..
>>78040577
http://www.comicvine.com/the-gorgon/4005-3777/
A HYDRA head that was in Secret Warriors
>planet was the Skrull homeworld
>in the mcu they never learned to change and are all dead
>>78040490
>Mandarin just runs away and watches fight from behind rocks to fill the role of Bulk and Skull.
>>78040571
It is feminist trash, just like Supergirl. Enjoy your empty threads.
>>78040522
>>78040527
>>78040541
Damn tho, just think, we're only halfway through the season
As long as they dont shit the bed, and Civil War influences the shows again like post-winter solider, we could have some absolute top shelf stuff on our hands next year.
>>78040609
Literally just read a comic with him months ago, so now I just feel stupid.
>>78040577
Nah there's a Hand Leader and Hydra Head named Gorgon, he's an unstoppable samurai warrior who can also read minds and turn people to stone by looking at them
he is hax as shit, he's killed gods before
>>78040604
I'm aware anon. Why'd I ask for the magnet link of something that isn't finished?
>>78040623
Hey now, Supergirl is like an extremely low-tier Flash. It has its moments.
>>78040675
No. It's an agenda pushing embarrassment.
>>78040609
I have thought it was this character since they did the symbolism reveal in that one episode with the hydra head. I didn't remember the name was Hive though, that's pretty cool. Makes perfect sense with Secret Warriors adaptation as well.
>>78040704
>an agenda
>Everything that isn't a white man is an agenda
>>78040722
I had completely forgotten about The Hive until that anon posted the link to the character. I like how it kinda connects to Secret Warriors
>>78040704
Again, it's like an extremely low-tier Flash. You don't come for the writing, but sometimes it has a nugget of good. It's just that Flash is more reliable.
>>78040749
Same. I reread Secret Warriors during S2 to S3 break after the announcement as bathroom tablet reading half-ass paying attention, but now I kinda wanna skim through it one more time.
Does anyone know more about the extent of hive abilities, like in other comics was there the host taking stuff of some type?
>>78040822
Flash is actually having some good writing though, its nothing to write home about, but its good and you always want to know what happens next
>>78040850
>like in other comics was there the host taking stuff of some type?
Yes, the Hive was a mass of worm creatures that could take over people's bodies.
Magnet when?
>>78040623
>not watching Agent Titcow
>>78040822
>You don't come for the writing
Then what do you come for?
>>78040940
https://thepiratebay gd/torrent/12941895/Marvels.Agents.of.S.H.I.E.L.D.S03E10.HDTV.x264-KILLERS[ettv]
ettv is always on point when it comes to getting them out quick
>>78041151
Thanks senpai
>>78040953
Never said she wasn't literal perfection, but the show is still garbage.
>>78041018
For the hype and the fun.
>>78040864
I suppose when I say "writing" I mean the drama and such. In Flash it gets toleratable, in Arrow it's sufferable, and in Super Girl it's just cringy.
Episode was OK I guess
Wish I hadn't watched Flash first since that episode was 11/10 so this couldn't really compare
Joey gets some nice little moments but Lincoln is still shit, do we really need him to be NAH LEAVE COULSON AND FITZ BEHIND type of guy? And then there's the forced romance. Boooooring
I dunno, just wasn't feeling this episode much. I feel I might be drifting away from this show.
>>78041272
Nah it's a good show, stay mad though.
I fucking knew it. I called it, Will was totally Inhuman death the whole fucking time.
I should have screencapped that shit.
>>78042235
Yeah, nothing really bad, but it is the weakest mid season finale so far.
>>78042300
Well not the whole time. He was still him when Simmons was there, but when he went after death to cover her it took him over.
Also wow did that thing get weak. I'm guessing it's only as powerful as it's host and Will was just a regular dude, but how the hell did he beat the super thing then?
>>78042561
I doubt the black robe version was actually superhuman. The storms ended up not being related to it. Maybe it smells blood? It's a psychic zombie worm, not an evil planet entity.
Is it bad that I enjoyed S1 more than I'm enjoying the current season
It's just so ... dark, and meandering. I don't get the point of it all. Just seems like random shit happens every week.
I was hype for Secret Warriors/team stuff and we've barely had any of that.
>>78042821
Maybe someday you'll be able to melt metal.
>>78038906
kek
Simmons got eight people murdered and her white knight kekold waifufags will still defend her.
I guess Hand got her comeback.