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2015-12-09 01:03:56
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Good evening owls of /co/,
Given what's coming up, let's start with a potted history of the THUNDERBOLTS!
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>bargain bin Suicide Squad
No thanks
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Did Marvel stop making these Saga things that recaped a history? They were pretty rad, got me into Daredevil.
Also got gifted a copy of Virgil that arrived in the mail, thanks!
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>>78035352
I assume that there are Zooms Zooming tonight? Or was it Rogues?
Pastebin of gifting: http://pastebin.com/0jKyyDvj
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Man, I'm glad that Songbird look is dead and buried.
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>>78035452
Rogues and mai boy Wally finally showing! Do right by him tv guys ;~;wont be able to watch until tomorrow but eh
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>>78035398
your loss
>>78035435
awww yeah
Moonstone at the top of the page here: QUEEN WAIFU
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>>78035452
>I assume that there are Zooms Zooming tonight? Or was it Rogues?
Rogues roguing, Zoom zooming, Wally wallying
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>>78035452
It's Mark Hamill Steals Xmas 3.0. Might be a must-watch.
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>>78035352
Hello Storyteller.
>...kind of
Que?
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>>78035654
here's hoping it's good
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>>78035696
We get retitled but not renumbered very soon
Also dang, Hawkeye's really gotten around
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>>78035741
>>78035435
These recaps are great, especially when you've read everything and you can tell they're trying to gloss over the crazy shit
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>>78035794
Ellisbolts is a great deal of fun and we'll read it --> Digglebolts --> the first part of Parkerbolts that we skipped because it was cleaning up those runs, some time
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>>78035398
>implying more suicide squad-type series aren't a good thing
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>>78035845
and this took us up to #150
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>>78035741
A lot of early Avengers stuff with Hawkeye is him complaining about being foreveralone and women because Natasha won't be with him. hilarious
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>>78035698
I miss Hawkeye's old costume
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>>78035900
I don't, it was horrendous. Not that the new one is any better.
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>>78035900
The gay bar Apache Chief in purple?
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>>78035860
And here we go
and yes, this is THAT ISSUE
>>78035900
I have found the charms of Hawkguy to be very fleeting.
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>>78035900
Eh...
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>>78035954
How are you owls tonight?
Victory of the day: REI guy only charging me for the bike tube and not the labor. I gotta learn how to change flats, but my old lady has a complicated back gearing system so getting the wheel off s-u-c-k-s
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>>78035741
>We get retitled but not renumbered very soon
Oh, is this that "Dark Avengers" retool? The time travel plot apparently continues into that.
>>78035845
Fucking hell, Melissa, stop macking on everyone.
.... Or at least start making out with Karla next.
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>>78036025
I don't miss that look at all.
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>>78036025
Has John Walker gotten to be in anything cool since the end of this run?
>>78036031
yep, there's more crazy time travel ahead
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>>78036097
It's kind of 90s...I mean it's hella 90s
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>>78035954
One of my favorite issues.
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>>78036025
Flash is saving my bad day.Fucking tearjerker RIGHT into Wentworth Miller pulling a Darkseid in the Flash living room with a cheesy-ass squirrel mug.
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>>78036025
Tired as hell and my feet are killing me
Only got like four hours of sleep and today's socks were thinner/more worn than they looked.
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>>78035954
In which we all expected a /co/mrade cameo
>>78036025
Chilling out now that i'm done with school for the semester, reading bout Peter the Great. Got my black friday stuff from IST finally
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>>78036136
Is that couch a bit...chilly, hmmm?
>>78036150
I tend to wear socks to the bone and be too cheap to replace them; hoping you sleep better tonight!
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>>78035954
>and yes, this is THAT ISSUE
You make me fear the unknown, Storyteller.
>>78036025
>How are you owls tonight?
Pretty good. Finished my binge of Girl Genius today. Whichever of the Folglios decided the comic needed a Castle Dingbot has earned my everlasting admiration.
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>>78036161
Oooo, do tell. I got all three JSA volumes (RIP Fedex Man), but they arrived about a week ago.
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>>78036204
>>78036205
well, you'll know it when you see it
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>>78036204
>I tend to wear socks to the bone and be too cheap to replace them
Same
At least christmas is coming so I can just ask somebody to buy socks for me
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>>78036204he raided the pantry too, they're out of marshmallows
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>>78036161
>In which we all expected a /co/mrade cameo
Instead that would be in Fearless Defenders.
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>>78036025
>How are you owls tonight?
tired and I've been feeling moody all day and I don't know why
how are you OP?
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>>78036291
doesn't it seem too good to be true
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>>78036221
Chaykin's Twilight and American Flagg volume 1, Volumes 2 and 3 of Deadly Class, Marian Churchland's Beast, and the Marvel Masterworks Collection that's got Vision's first appearance (Avengers 51-58, an annual, and X-Men crossover.)
excited to read/reread em. Garcia-Lopez's art is mindbogglingly good
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>>78036341
FFFFFFFFFFFFF-
>>78036340
kind of tired, need to make a list of Shit That Needs To Be Done
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>>78036341
This guy had better not be Purple Man or some shit.
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>>78035900
I kinda like it in a "so stupid it's lovable" way. All these t-shirt and sunglasses outfits are so dull, and that's infinitely worse than stupid.
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>>78036439
>dull, and that's infinitely worse than stupid
agree 100%
Stupid can be memorable. Dull/tacticool is worthless.
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>>78036398
>>78036431
..... Okay, this may turn out to be worse than Purple Man.
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>>78036398
Melissa's seen enough of Jolt's hentai to know where THIS is going.
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>>78036491
I promise Good End to this one
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>>78036485
Stupid comes back and has fans. Some people like Literal Lantern Alan and want it back.
A boring tacticool costume goes away on its own. It's just a phase.
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>>78036606
But yeah, I believe The Obvious Person (not gonna summon him) kind of flipped out at this issue, IIRC
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>>78036616
>Some people like Literal Lantern Alan
now that's a bit of a mindfuck, I'll admit
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>>78036663
I was there for it live, it was kind of funny. Voyeuristically.
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>>78036693
I....I...
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>>78036722
oh goodness, can you find it/remember some details?
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>>78036760
Years ago, sorry. If there were an archive of the right year, then you'd want to search for the phrase. You know the one.
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>>78036663
I guess someone forgot to tell Melissa that one of the rules of being a hero is that there is at least one villain out there who wants to fuck you.
Congratulations, Songbird. You've met your Catwoman! Hooray?
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>>78036727
It's fetish bonanza. We've got hair cutting, surgical style bondage, mind control and foot faggotry.
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>>78036727
>blowfishman sucking on your toes
That's a new one, even for me.
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>>78036837
Man, why do male superheroes get the Catwomans while female superheroes get stuck with Doctor Psychos?
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>>78036922
Well, that's quite the body mod
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>>78036727
That's disturbing on soooooo many levels.
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>>78036663
>>78036760
>>78036829
What are you all talking about?
>>78036727
Because whoever was freaking out over this issue, I might be forced to agree with them.
What the fuck.
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>>78036959
I'm a shaaaaark
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>>78036952
Because Daken is dead. I mean, was. Fuck. We need more Catman, Catman counts.
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>>78036974
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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>>78036952
>>78037021
Midnighter kinda counts
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>>78036974
>What are you all talking about?s o n g b i r d/d i a m o n d b a c k
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>>78036952
Men get femme fatales women get rapists
Although I guess Empowered ended up with a hunky former bad guy
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>>78037066
He's a better Catwoman than Tarantula, at least he doesn't rape...first.
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>>78037099
You jinxed it, you fool.
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>>78036952
No idea. Female capes almost ever get a handsome villain who wants in their pants.
Although Jessica Jones has Purple Man. And they even had him played by David Tennant.
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>>78037066
>Dick and Middy being each other's Catwoman
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>>78036959
They remembered that starfish have stomachs in their mouths, I'm impressed.
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>>78037111
And now back to the time-traveling-team
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>>78037111
I'm caught between mourning the loss of her hair and wanting to worship scary, dominant Songbird.
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>>78037179
Huh
>GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone 11h11 hours ago I tried to bring Ryan into the New52, as Barbara's boyfriend. It wasn't allowed because it crossed the streams.
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>>78037142
The rape cancels out the handsomeness.
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>>78037099
Oh right. Him. Never mind.
Although I still agree this issue is fucked, she did get her sweet sweet revenge. And by using one of her "b" powers, so bonus.
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>>78037227
That's an unconventional idea that probably wouldn't have worked with the actual run, but I mourn the run that wasn't.
Woulda been more interesting than Luke, fuck Luke. David or bust.
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>>78037227
I'd be okay with that. Could've been better than the OC Simone made, Dick, or Luke.
...Though what if the then bat editor would've told Simone to hurt him or something??
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>>78037227
What streams? If he's not the Atom, he's just a professor dude.
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>>78037111
Looking rather delicious there, Melissa.
>>78037190
I'm not. Alpha females with mohawks do it just fine for me. UNF.
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>>78037321
I wonder if this line of thought is what keeps writers from introducing more supporting cast members.
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>>78037321
I think I'd self-immolate if they made her hurt Ryan herself this time. She's the only person with a pen who cares about him, I swear.wells has the most amazing one-liner today
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>>78037322
Maybe Barbara isn't allowed to be with anyone who isn't primarily a batguy.
I remember hearing Dick's first solo was fucked because Titans weren't allowed to be in it or Chuck refused to do that.
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>>78037322
She says later "I kinda get it. Bringing bright super-heroes with fantasy powers into Gotham is a little tricky."
dat ass
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>>78037429
>Maybe Barbara isn't allowed to be with anyone who isn't primarily a batguy.
That sounds like when the Bat people and the Teen Titans people couldn't agree if Dick was with Babs or Kory
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>>78037450
I understand. But Ryan can take a ton of nerfs and still be the holy grail sexy asian professor we deserve.
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>>78037450
>I kinda understood it, but it made me sad. Ryan and Barbara, two of the biggest brains together!
>Ryan would have made Barbara less gloomy for sure. It's hard to be a grump around a shrinky, sexy, adorable and smart Atom.
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>>78037578
>Ryan and Barbara, two of the biggest brains together!
I miss Ted Kord's crush on Oracle
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>>78037429
>>Maybe Barbara isn't allowed to be with anyone who isn't primarily a batguy.
I always felt like that's kind of weird and incestuous, but maybe that's just me.
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>>78037578
Oh, THIS is relevant to our recent reading
>I'ma tell a short story. I was doing some shows in Asian countries a few years back, and was again surprised how many young women were huge fans of Western comics, especially the bat-family. Many barely spoke English but went out of their way to convey to me how important these characters were to them. I was in the middle of this little mini-tour, when the that issue came out where Deathstroke cut Ryan Choi open in one of the most repulsive and ugly stories ever (the same book where Ryan forgot how to use his powers and was given blue eyes). So the whole con, these young women were coming up in tears, asking why the hell one of the only Asian leads would be sliced open for cheap shock value. Cass Cain's book was ending, too, or ended (can't remember) so that left NO ONE.
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>>78037622
Ted/Barbara always made more sense to me than Dick/Barbara tbqh, especially when Dixon was writing it.
It felt like Dixon just put Dick and Barbara together since she was the only good female batcharacter at the time and that Robin/Batgirl 5ever thing.
And Ted was so cute in BOP
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>>78037118
I guess because women's sexuality isn't seen as threatening, or even existent beyond getting men to do stuff for them?
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>>78037693
I'm still mad.
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>>78037693
man, that's depressing
Gail played off that issue pretty nonchalantly when it came out but there she sounds like she was pretty pissed about it
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>>78037758
Oh, this is pure gold
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>>78037766
She had Giganta beat the shit out of Dwarfstar. She was upset.
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>>78037784
FRED MEYERS ROBS HIMSELF IN THE PAST
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>>78037693
I'm not saying I speak for everyone, but the Ryan thing hurt a lot of people. Cass isn't nothing, but Ryan was appreciated and Wallace fucked him and his hair was brown and aaaaargh iMad.
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>>78037824
I'm tempted to ask if she knows if Ryan's horrible death was mandated by Editorial, or if Wallace asked to do it and they said yes, or what
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>>78037450
>>78037536
Yeah it's pretty much the same reason why Dick will never be with Kory in any meaningful way in a long, long while, if ever.
They don't really want to drag supers into the batbooks. So if you're a bat person, you have to be with other bat people it seems.
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>>78037835
It was a shitty, mean, petty death, and it was absolutely worse because it was taking out a pretty unique character.
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>>78037784
>>78037824
Oh Boomerang, you can't do anything right.
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>>78037856
What does a tactful version of that question look like? Like, I dunno, ask if there was a big agreement about it, or if it "just happened."
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>>78037784
>>78037824
Oh come on Boomer you should knowthese things always come back to you
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>>78037718
>female sexuality
>non-existent
And yet every single night, the lot of you chicks in these threads are hootin and hollerin cries of "DAT ASS" like the bunch of filthy-minded bitches you are. Especially you, Storyteller.
Society is full of shit. People seem to forget where the vast majority of perverted fanfiction comes from. Teen girls.
>>78037766
She WAS pissed about it. She went out of her way to have Doris beat Dwarfstar to within an inch of his life after all.
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>>78037835
How many Asian superheroes are there that don't use kung-fu or have fire powers that are used as a "Rising Sun" reference?
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>>78037907
This is some of why Grayson is delightful with all the Wildstorm characters running around--it keeps a certain tone, but it's got enough ~comics!!~ to it. If I wanted to read noir about people with no powers, I'd go read some Bru
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>>78037966
>like the bunch of filthy-minded bitches you are
We all belong in the female section of The Raft
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>>78037983
Amadeus Cho?
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>>78037911
He was. :(
I think we're literally out of asian male sex appeal, among other things. I think there's zero left. (Thanks for Jimmy, Parker, you did good.)
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>>78037966
>>78037801
Why couldn't she just kill Dwarfstar anyway? He's a C-lister, it's not like anyone would miss him and it's not like anyone did anything with him anyway.
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>>78037835
You know what really twists the knife though? There was absolutely no reason to kill him in story. Take the Belt, peace out. There was absolutely no sensible reason to graduate to Capekiller.
>>78037766
I'm pretty sure THAT and DC telling her to take Babs out of the chair broke Simone for a while.
None whatsoever, they just needed his goddamn belt.
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>>78037952
Something like "Do you know if Ryan's death was part of the pitch for that book, or added later?", maybe
but it really sounds like THEY DIDN'T TELL HER ABOUT IT, which is horrifying
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>>78037983
Surge from New X-Men
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>>78038056
>I'm pretty sure THAT and DC telling her to take Babs out of the chair broke Simone for a while.
not only that but editorial made her keep Babs miserable the whole time and there was the accidental firing halfway through
desu I'm a little surprised she didn't stop working at DC completely for a while
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>>78038048
Well that just ain't right.
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>>78038073
She's toast. The terrigen farts will do her in.
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>>78038067
>but it really sounds like THEY DIDN'T TELL HER ABOUT IT, which is horrifying
I'm pretty sure she didn't know about it
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>>78038132
>there was the accidental firing halfway through
What was that even about?
I remember it happening near DOTF, so was it about the tie ins or something?
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>>78037983
Non-rapist Dr. Light is a good one, single mom and all? There's a Shazam kid, Brown Steel was briefly a thing...
>>78038067
She was off the (canceled) book for about a year or two at that point. Doesn't make it better, but nobody talks in comics, and Wallace sure wasn't trying to ring her for tips on writing him.
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>>78038132
>desu
>>>/a/
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>>78038018
Yes. Yes you do. Y'all are nasty when it comes to matters of sex.
>>78038053
I have no idea. Maybe it was a sign of restraint on her part? You're right though, not like anyone would've missed Dwarfstar.
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>>78038241
>being a newfag
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>>78038181
DOTF and the time around it was basically the low point for DC editorial, wasn't it? That was also when the who BATMAN DOESN'T SIT thing happened, right?
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>>78038241
I keep forgetting about the filter!
>>78038181
I have no idea, really, I was only vaguely paying attention when it happened
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>>78037966
And then there's the inverse where male sexuality is always blatant and never utilized for any purpose beyond getting sex-you rarely see attractive men using sex to manipulate people for their own purposes.
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>>78038067
>but it really sounds like THEY DIDN'T TELL HER ABOUT IT, which is horrifying
Editorials can be so shitty about this though.
I remember Devin Grayson not being told about being kicked off the Batwoman book that was to debut after 52, and she actually found out about it from online.
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>>78038325
RIP Sitting was mid-2013, indeed.
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>>78038148
sorry, computer decided to be awful for a bit there
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>>78038325
>BATMAN DOESN'T SIT
Pardon? That sounds like the ultimate case of NOT MUH.
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>>78038325
>That was also when the who BATMAN DOESN'T SIT thing happened, right?
W-what...?
>>78038332
>you rarely see attractive men using sex to manipulate people for their own purposes.
Thank god for Grayson
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>>78038362
It does sound like Editorial is more competent at the moment, at least
I'm still waiting to see if Cotton stays on TT
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>>78036663
>But yeah, I believe The Obvious Person (not gonna summon him) kind of flipped out at this issue, IIRC
What? I like this issue.
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>>78038385
>>78038392
Google it, first result, BC article.
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>>78038355
Bryan Hitch didn't find out how many issues Age of Ultron, the comic he was drawing, was going to be until it was announced to the public. He thought it was shorter and ended up having to cancel another job for it
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>>78036727
ahhahah what the fucking fuck
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>>78038399
He made the move to Burbank, so probably not being fired any time soon
I know it's mean to talk about people's jobs this way, but all three books he's editing are godawful at worst and not exactly good at best.
>>78038426
I really want Fraction to tell the whole story of Inhumans once, say, KSD is done at Marvel
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>>78038325
To be fair, he was right, can you imagine Batman sitting on a rooftop? It looks silly and it's nothing like him.
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>>78038399
Well Doyle and Khouri seem pretty competent
everyone else can go though
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>>78038426
Goddamn, that's shit. Forget that it's Hitch who works at Hitch-speed, how do you hire a guy and fuck that up?
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>>78038465
Would Batman sit cross-legged, legs out, seiza? No fucking way can you sit seiza with boots on, though.
...I need to get back to sitting that way.
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>>78038463
Yeah I want to hear that story too
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>>78038426
Didn't he also redraw the issue a few times?
>>78038463
I think Fraction just burned out desu
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>>78038426
Is that why he ditched Marvel entirely or was that something else? He seems more excited by JLA than his creator owned stuff
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>>78038502
I imagine he'd be sitting on a raised object like a chair. Not Batman in a chair pose, mind you...
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>>78038421
>I would like to relay an editorial comment that I received near the end of my time writing the Dark Knight New 52 series. In one scene, I had written that Batman is sitting on a rooftop during an intense conversation, close to a person who has been injured. The editorial comment: “We’re not sure you are “getting” the character because it’s common knowledge that Batman never sits down.”
What in the absolute fuck am I reading? This really IS the ultimate case of NOT MUH, holy shit.
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>>78038513
I know that Fraction was really bummed about Defenders crashing and Hawkeye doing so well really picked things up, but it's also clear that he and Editorial really could not get along on the direction to take the Inhumans book, and that kind of shit is fascinating to me
Fraction is so hit-or-miss, what the fuck was his Thor run trying to do
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>>78038491
According to him he was treated as just the artist on that job, zero collaborative effort from Bendis or editorial.
http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=42680
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>>78038502
desu Batman seems like an ankle-on-knee kinda guy.
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>>78038573
I'm sure it would have at least been better than the piece of shit Soule gave us.
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>>78038521
I think that was definitely a "I've had enough" and JLA is more free-wheeling
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>>78038608
Karla would TOTALLY do herself
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>>78038592
>desu
When will you people learn you belong in /a/?
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>>78038560
It's really a kind of deranged NOT MUH, because it's not like sitting down to be eye level with a person is a great display of weakness or something.
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>>78038573
In his interviews it sounded like he wanted Inhumans to be a just about the royal family, not X-Men 2.0
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>>78038560
So, which editor made that comment, /co/?
Any guesses?
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>>78038624
>>78038628
no one belongs in /a/
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>>78038590
Ewwwww. Not that a Bendis collab is high glam, but that's shit. No wonder he mad.
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>>78038573
I think Fraction also had a real bad depressive episode around then. which maybe maybe not related. desu senpai
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>>78038637
>>78038560
Batman doesn't sit. It leaves him vulnerable to surprise attacks and he's too smart for that.
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>>78038628
To
Be
Honest
is being filtered.
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>>78038628
But I want to be spoonfed
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>>78038645
Marts?
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>>78038647
Older Karla where is that HAND?
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>>78038675
>replying to shitposters
Anon. We love you and we want you to thrive.
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>>78038651
>desu senpai
Seriously, just go to fucking /a/ and fuck off.
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>>78038592
apparently he's a spread-your-legs-as-wide-as-possible guy
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>>78038674
Contrast with Darkseid.
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>>78038624
Would that qualify as masturbation?
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>>78038674
But that would imply Batman doesn't have a plan to counter everything.
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>>78038703
Zemo is a fucking pimp.
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>>78038717
Darkseid sits on chairs, not rooftops, same as Batman.
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>>78038703
dem Moonstones
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>>78038718
This cliche is stupid, it's incest/selfcest. Both versions of you are autonomous beings, not genitals attached to the other.
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>>78038624
>Karla would TOTALLY do herself.
And I would probably watch.
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>>78038710
I'm sorry, I keep trying to give people the benefit of the doubt.
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>>78038757
What if you shared a conscious
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>>78038716
At least he doesn't take public transportation. I'd be too scared to tell him to make some more room
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>>78038716
Bruce is terrible at pillow talk.
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>>78038802
'Bert is such a manwhore
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>>78038825
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>78038825
At least back in the original 'Bolts, he was a pretty fun-loving guy then.
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>>78038846
my heart breaks
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>>78038858
oh good the fighting should be over soon
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>>78038846
>>78038858
was not ready for these feels
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>>78038804
It's literally never the case, but if you had sex with a completely mindless double you had complete mental control over, it'd be the equivalent of masturbation with a blow-up doll.
Even the Stepford Kekoos have mild individuality that takes it out of the x bodies/1 mind paradigm that makes it default into masturbation. Even Maddox and Multiplex don't work that way.
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>>78038858
Gunna ;___;
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>>78038887
>dat filter name-upgrade
Not even mad.
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>>78038846
>>78038858
Don't cry, Gunna. Your big sister hasn't met you yet... ;_;
>>78038887
>Stepford Kekoos
PFFT HAHA! THE FILTER GOES TOO FAR!
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>>78038960
>>78038928
Kekoos always makes me laugh
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you guys are clay mann fans right? some Ivy art
http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/clay-mann-debuts-new-art-for-poison-ivy-series
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>>78038928
What filter?
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>>78038998
newm00t has some wordfilters on
such as for c-u-c-k
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>>78038997
Just can't wait to get her hands on Moonstone again
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>>78038983
>babies
NOOOOOOPE
>harley looking like an adult woman
>everything else
Sure.
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>>78039020
What? You can totally post c︂u︂ck
See? I did right there.
Cu︂ck.
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>>78038983
I hope Amy Chu knocks the writing outta the park because his art deserves good writing. And Ivy deserves both.
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>>78038983
d-d-damn, dem interiors
and of course Harley shows up immediately
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>>78039124
I love all the details in pages like this
dat Troll
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>>78039107
Even if Harley shows up, Ivy being the title character means she'll be more than "Harley's girlfriend", right?Right?
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>>78038997
>I can carry Moonstone.
Satana, no. No molesting evil psychologists.
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>>78039148
awww yes Doom's time platform!
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>>78039148
> Ghost's party hat
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>>78039173
>even ghost has a party hat
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>>78039210
>>78039191
it's perfect
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>>78039219
THERE IT IS AGAIN
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>>78039148
Gunna, honey, you're not old enough to drink. Right? How old is she anyway?
>>78039173
>Onslaught
When COMIC BOOKS goes horribly wrong.
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>>78039198
>that awkward moment when a dead guy asks you if he's gonna get killed
Eeeeeeehn.
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>>78039252
oh shit, we just got deep
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https://twitter.com/brendenfletcher/status/674371364338450432
Why is Maps so perfect?
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>>78039274
FFFFFFFFF
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>>78039281
not gonna be the same with Kerschl leaving :(
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>>78039291
Yikes. He really hates himself.
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>>78039320
At least there's gonna be multiple artists on the next arc so we won't have to suffer through one bad one
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>>78039320
The RW artist is going to destroy half the remaining subs. Shitsux, but they're hellabad.
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>>78039339
And I like it when arcs are structured to WORK with multiple or fill-in artists as opposed to going "oh wait here's some dude"
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>>78039291
>being so pissed at your former self that you'd burn him alive
Fucking savage.
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>>78039320
rip fixer
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>>78039320
So,does this create a paradox,or divergent timeline?
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>>78039367
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>>78039391
>the cover isn't even fukken lying
Dropped.
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>>78039272
>character that eats human flesh
>caring about drinking ages
Besides, she's from Asgard. They have no use for pussy shit like "drinking ages".
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>>78039379
you'll see
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>>78039379
universe don't give a shit about emergent phenomena. it's all just vibrating strings when you peel back the hologram
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>>78039429
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>>78039274
>>78039291
>>78039320
Well. Shit.
Does this technically count as suicide, or...? I feel like this is exactly the kind of case Jennifer Walters would be dealing with in her solo.
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Fixer and his past self were in two issues together and had a more meaningful story than all of All New X-Men
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>>78039458
that's because Parker can write
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>>78039483
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>>78039368
alot of people would if they could, he's one of the few that really changed it around and views his past self as a horrible person.
>>78039379
no, you'll see, its much more tragic than that.
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>>78039506
nice pageturn into the spread
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>>78039451
Murder-suicide if he believes he'd trigger his own death AND then dies, homocide if both don't evaluate to true. The other him is, much like the incest example, still of a separate mind.
Much like a conjoined twin's murder-suicide, it depends on whether both die but murder still happened.
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>>78039368
It's a bit more complicated feeling than just pissed, I think.
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>>78039529
See, it's Marvel Canon that it DOES fuck things up to kill yourself in the past
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>>78039562
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>>78039529
why didn't they ever use ghost much again? I fucking love that NEET.
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>>78039444
>What's happening?
The tie space continuum is shitting itself inside out because Fixer is a self-loathing idiot!
Though to be fair, I wouldn't get along with my past self either. Hate that naive little shit.
>>78039483
I love that Ghost clearly uses a Mac. I don't know why that's so amusing.
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>>78039586
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>>78039640
So many Troll crops in this issue
Troll not like. Troll not read.
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>>78039659
BOOMER, DAMMIT
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>>78039483
>Ghost comes in to inspect corpse with Pizza
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>>78039659
For your future extensive use on /co/, owls
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>>78039529
>Troll not like.
Oh Gunna.
>>78039541
>murder still happened
Makes sense. Though I imagine temporal crimes would be punished much more severely than normal ones.
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>>78039675
LOL
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>>78039675
Jeez Spencer's version of Boomer really is straight out of ParkerBolts
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>>78039757
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>>78039718
Marvel has no time police.
Now, if you can't convince a jury that you really killed anyone, on the basis that you'd immediately blink out if you invalidate your future, because they're BTTF fans, you could presumably walk.
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>>78039783
Yep!
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>>78039797
it literally fucking does, the Exiles.
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>>78039814
D:
this is kind of horrible
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>>78039797
>>Marvel has no time police.
For fuck's sake, Jughead had his own time police, but Marvel doesn't?
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>>78039675
There was a great gag I saw back and forth on Twitter with Parker.
>>Someone: All New X-Men stole Parker's idea of a time traveling team!
>>Parker: Ah, but they don't time travel with dead bodies now, do they?
>>Somebody: No, instead they just keep killing Jean.
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>>78039870
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>>78039853
And aren't they all dead? I mean, after this reboot they're out anyway, but dead before.
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>>78039870
oh man, that's fucked
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I am not happy about that Batman spoilers thread
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>>78039886
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>>78039757
I love how the Karlas get along so well.
>>78039797
>Marvel has no time police.
They really should. DC at least has those dopes with the not-Cable.
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>>78039904
"they" aren't a concrete group, the Multiverse itself embodied by a little man hires random people who are "unstuck" from their worlds to help fix other bullshit.
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>>78039943
>DC at least has those dopes with the not-Cable.
Rip and Booster!
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>>78039923
Dude, Marvel totally has time police
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Variance_Authority
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>>78039957
Vertical time and lateral multiverse moves aren't the same thing.
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>>78039957
also at one point Kang just strongarmed the exiles into working for him
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>>78039989
Next: WE RETITLED to try to goose sales
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>>78040021
Thanks for reading, owls! More tomorrow!
also time to shit, if I get there first
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>>78039918
I'm laughing. Zero investment in any comic named Bat makes it more funny than anything.
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>>78040004
> Kang
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>>78040021
Did Fixer just get stuck in a timeloop? Won't he get old?
Also, holy shit. Sucks to be him.
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>>78040048
Oh boy. I'm not ready for the last (or second-to-last, because I think Abby starts Feb?) time to shit.
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>>78040021
I.. I'll miss you fixer.
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>>78040085
He's in a timeloop where he constantly gets surgically altered back down to the right age. I'mma suspend my disbelief and say they can do that.
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>>78040085
a certain black scientist literally has the technology to repair all the damage of age.
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>>78040085
no, storytimer missed a page.
on that page they gave him a drug that deages him a few years.
he will, infinitly, get that drug again when he comes to this point.
he is in a perpetual time loop, his life will never end or move forward from this.
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>>78040085
They gave him plastic surgery. And he'll be killed by his future/past self before he gets much older.
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>>78040065
Same. At this point I just find it hilarious that Snyder apparently can't not use him.
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>>78040107
It's the last one!
EARTH 2: SOCIETY #8
Written by DAN ABNETT
Art and cover by JORGE JIMENEZ
On sale JANUARY 13 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
A bold new era begins on Earth-2! The heroes have decided to take leadership roles in this still-rebuilding world. But power soon becomes absolute power, and the people of Earth-2 quickly discover they’ve trusted in the wrong heroes!then it'll probably become Time For A Mediocre Book That Can't Be Saved
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>>78040143
did I? FUCK
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>>78040148
>>78040143
>>78040142
>>78040141
Fuck, that's awful. All that shit he went through and no reward.
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>>78040163
Sweet, merciful giant green gay god.
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>>78036606
A NAMOR villain?
...a COOL Namor villain?!
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>>78040085
At a certain point he uploads his mind into a machine, then later he restores his old body. So as long as he keeps cloning himself young and healthy (and why wouldn't he?) this could in fact go on for eternity.
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>>78040048
Thanks for posting as always, Storyteller.
Wow. Fixer fucked up bad, but it's hard not to feel a little sorry for him. Just, damn.
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>>78040163
So,it'll be like Injustice?
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>>78040187
he saved all reality and made the ultimate sacrifice and was honored for it post-loop, what more can a hero get?
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>>78040163
Wait, that solicit has nothing to do with the issue we're getting. It's just a hero vs hero vs villain fight.
Holy shit, did editorial piss down his run mid-arc? Did editorial finally fuck the right thing?
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>>78036829
I don't, this is all super mysterious.
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>>78040237
A future?
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>>78040245
I'm not sure if editorial booted Wilson or if he left on his own because he's busy with other stuff
editorial making a bad, unpopular writer leave seems unlikely so he was probably just busy!
and Abnett probably wanted to break from Wilson's stuff (hence the "bold new era") so hopefully we'll get less terrible revamps and terrible characterization
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>>78039797
>Marvel has no time police.
um his name is Kangusually
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Just a reminder to everyone that Fixer has shown up chronologically after Parkerbolts in work that references his time as a Thunderbolt. He is then assumed as at some point escaping the time loop unless this is re-referenced.
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>>78036727
Is it wrong for me to find this hilarious rather than horrific?
>>78037856
Does Wallace still have a job after doing that godawful run?
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>>78040341
...He's more of a Time Gestapo.
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>>78040423
After Drugs on Titan, yes, Mr. Terrific. Was not terrific, THAT was his last comics job.
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>>78040423
No, it's pretty absurd
>>78040423
He did the Not Good Mr. Terrific solo for the nu52, which got cancelled quickly.
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>>78040416
Let's say at some point he remembered what has/will happen and cloned himself.
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>>78040471i guess that's why they call him the fixer
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>>78037693
I don't know either.
If you wanted Ray back why not just have two Atoms. They're scientists, they love working together.
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>>78040502
Can he fix it? Yes he can!
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>>78040521
And Ryan's motivation is literally "Ray's awesome, I love him and he's my idol and it sucks that he died, so I'll try and honor him and make sure his classes and shit don't get abandoned."
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>>78037907
Which is a shame because if there's one thing I think Morrison's run proved, its that bat-books can be comics weird without losing their punch.
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Adorable LEGO founders!!!
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>>78040452
Thank goodness
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>>78039797
The Time Variance Authority, from Simonson's FF run. The dude in pic related us based on Mark Greunwald, btw.
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>>78042465
Ugh. Here's the pic.
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>>78042465
>>78042495
He should team up with Coulson
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>>78041456
Please let there be a LOSH lego set after this is released. I want adorable little Legion figures...
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>>78042633
I think I read that the blu ray is going to come with a lego Cosmic Boy
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>>78042665
/pulls out pink paint
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thunderbump
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>>78040428
Let's not quibble about such things.
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>>78041456
>Lego LoSH
praise be to the cereal lord
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>>78036431
>>78036485
it's almost like i'm reading the X-men!
not nearly tortured enough,sure, but still
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>>78036246
Jason Momoa?
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>>78039148
poor zemo, so trusting, he thinks his operation will be very successful in the future ;_;
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