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Citizens of /co/, you have been deceived!
Amon is a waterbender!
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thanks for spoiling the first season for me, faggot.
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>>78025844
Citizens of /co/, you have been deceived, this show is all downhill from here!
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>>78025844
No I'm not.
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>>78026840
I was holding on until the last second for a reveal that Amon was pretending to be a bender somehow to expose the Avatar as an paranoid non-bendist in the eyes of the public. Such a waste of a villain.
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>>78026800
He saved you 6 hours.
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I think this made Amon more interesting - he experienced bending and came to see it as evil, so he decided to remove it from the world despite being graced with this privilege himself.
Of course Bryke would not be Bryke if they didn't use it as an excuse to sweep political tension under the rug and pretend it never happened.
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>>78025844
>>78027593
honestly I think that was the whole intention of the twist with Amon but yeah they should have had the Equalist thing stick around for a while.
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>>78025844
>that whole fucking sobstory where the interesting villain is revealed to be a shitty literally who crime boss's son, and shithead politician's brother
>character's mystique is completely defused and destroyed while he's off screen
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>>78027672
And worst of all, through exposition
>"That was the saddest story I've ever heard."
No. No it wasn't. It was a boring drag from beginning to end.
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>"That was the saddest story I've ever heard."
Just you wait until you look back at your own life, Korra.
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>>78025844
Yeah but Korra will accidentally help start a civil war, lett Satan out, kill all past avatars, let spirits into the world and destroy RC, give one of the worst criminals air bending and then this has a knock on effect of the earth kingdom falling apart and becoming a huge war zone
I'll side with Amon
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>>78027745
>OH SHIT
>WE SPENT WAY TOO LONG ON TEEN DRAMA AND PRO-BENDING
>WE NEED TO FINISH THE PLOT!
>It's fine, you guys, we'll just tell them what happened in a flashback!
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>>78025844
Doesn't matter you're still a heretic
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>>78028028
>oh boy, a thread about ___!
>let me just shove a completely out-of-place 40k reference in there!
People call SJUniverse the new MLP, but this shit right here is the real problem. Autismal 40k fans shoving their shitty fandom into whatever crack or crevice they think will fit has been going on here since 4chan's inception.
Steven Universe is the new MLP, and MLP was the new 40k.
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SHOW US YOUR BOOBS!
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>>78028172
The heresy meme is bigger than 40k now. You could post images depicting the Spanish Inquisition or Soviet gulags and it would mean the same thing.
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID PONYTAIL
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>>78028028
>>78028236
Reminder that 40k just stole concepts from more interesting Sci-Fi universes and added an extra layer of Edge.
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Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with
the wrong man! No one says "no" to Amon!
Heh heh. Darn right.
Dismissed! Eluded! Publicly humiliated! Why, it's
more than I can bear.
More beer?
What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
Who, you? Never! Amon, you've got to pull yourself together.
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Amon
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Amon
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Amon
No one's quick as Amon
No one chi blocks you right in the dick like Amon
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Lee, Ping or Xian-Wi
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
No one's ace like Amon
Gives a chase like Amon
No one's got a swell mask on his face like Amon
As a hypocrite, yes, I'm infuriating
My- what a guy, that Amon
Give five "banzais!"
Give twelve "xie xies!"
Amon is the best
And the rest, oh bitch please
No one socks like Amon
Punches clocks like Amon
In a bending match nobody shocks like Amon
For there's no one as crafty and clever
As you see I've got some wheels to turn
Not a bit of him's bender, no never
(That's right!)
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with burns
No one gloats like Amon
Punches throats like Amon
No one detonates riding on boats like Amon
I'm especially good at conflagrating
(Boom!)
So much for Amon
When I was a lad I'd move 4 pints of blood
Every evening, 'cause dad was a jerk
And now that I'm grown I move 10 pints of blood
For I don't want their bending to work!
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>>78028336
No one dies like Amon
Conscripts guys like Amon
Then goes sneaking around telling lies like Amon
I use red spots in all of my decorating
Say it again
Who's a man among men?
And then say it once more
Who's the hero next door?
Who's a super success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
And his name's N-O-A- T -
N-O-A-T - O -
N-O-A-T-A - oh!
AMON!!!
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>>78026800
Korras uncle is evil and becomes an evil ultraman in second season, he is also behind the spirits.
season 3 the evil gaaang, tries to destabilize the earth kingdom, the earth queen is a bitch that kidnaps airbenders, she dies via suffocation, everyone in the gaaang dies except not ONG.
Season 4 Kuvira is power hungry and then makes a giant robot out of platinum.
Korra and Asami are now in lesbians with each other.
There I just saved you a ton of headaches.
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>>78025844
>Amon is a waterbender!
So, you can Prove it, yes?
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