Beast Girl is a cute.
I didn't even made this compilation
Kamala a ADORABLE
>Hate Beast Boy
The terrigen mist aint free. Atilan gotta be littered with the blood of inhumans.
Medusa aka "sluttagon" is not my queen.She a race traitor and probably a mutant lover as well :DD.
Inhumans and mist not mutants and kikes ok, Hail black bolt.
>tfw no game of thrones politics on atilan guest starring the rest of cosmic marvel
Motherfucker if I want to date the colours of the rainbow then I'm going to have myself a fucking PARTY.
I fuck them when they're red,
I fuck them when they're blue.
I fuck them when they're green,
just like my eggs and ham.
I would fuck them with a bang and a slam!
I would fuck them, Sam I am.
What? That's literally the entire point of her character.
As any other good muslim girl she's only in this world to pleasure men and bear childrens, everything else is irrelevant.
I remember an anon had a story idea where a superhero is recruited by alternate earth versions of himself, only to find out he's the gender swap whereas in most universes he's a girl.
Like if Wonder Man in Earth-11 teamed up with all the Multiverse Wonder Women.
>there's a universe where you're actually the little girl
Must be really akward to ser that you are the deviation.
I thought the whole reason Kamal got invented was for sexual
All Spider girls are.
Great taste anon.
All that potential.
>shapeshifting her clit into a cock for use in pegging
Well lad, who could guess that Beast Girl would be best girl?
Thanks anon, you are doing Gods work. 63 trheads are always the comfiest things.
Everything is super PC now in marvel
>White Captain is kill
>New one is black
>Male Thor is Kill
>new one is girl
>White ms marvel is kill
>New one is Muslim
>White Hulk is kill
>New one Asian
God bless this country.
Wait who? Let's click on the thumb....
fuck you anon Now I want to pet and spent my night spooning with fucking 63 Beast Boy
Life has no purpose besides survival and procreation. For the rest it's all "Do no harm, be kind to others and yourself" and stuff.
>You will never spend a day watching horror movies with her, slowly inching toward one and other, hands eventually migrating beneath covers, then beneath clothes
>You will never give her a collar with a heart on it, engraved "If lost, return to Anon"
>You will never stay up all night watching her door for her when she goes into heat
>You will never be the one to rub lotion on her back when at the beach
>You will never come home to find she's made a vegan dinner for 2 with white wine
>You will never need to share a shower when she's called on in an emergency when you're already preoccupied
>You will never chuckle to her bad puns
They insist on being afraid.
yfw ISIS get called goat fuckers by Kurds
>Must be really akward to ser that you are the deviation.
Spidergwen has started commenting on how weird it is that she seems to be dead and Peter's the hero in every other universe she encounters
>Now that ultimate thor's mjolnir is in 616 he will probably get that.
It's been so long since I read the early Ultimate comics, is Ultimate Mjolnir actually magical? I thought it was a technological device from Europe
Caaaaalm down there Anonymous, it's just a joke.
I like to remember her time under Slott's pen as a turboslut because it makes me feel better about ogling her tight body and constant ass shots.
Nah. Kamala must be kyojin.
Sie hat ne Schürze, da werd ich zum Jäger...
Carol is like Samus Aran without the cool suit.
No real personality except badass, nut when they try to force them to have one Samus becomes a quivering waif and Carol becomes Michael Weston.
Mexico is America's sweet bulge.
South America is North America's genie tail. North America is South America's sweet kite.
Greenland is just a cloud in all scenarios.
She's American m8, Americans absorb culture without regard for logic due to rule of cool.
When I was a kid, the community celebrated Christmas and Hanukkah as one holiday. We played with dreidals, which are fucking awesome, and had advent calendars. Didn't mean much to us kids, it just gave us more stuff to do and let the adults do one big block party.
It was just the Jehovah's who stuck to themselves. Them and the Baptists, who just kind of showed up and kept their kids right next to them the whole time then left early.
She's supposed to empower girls and Muslims, or any second generation American with oldschool parents who dislike your mainstream lifestyle.
That being said, the reason Kamala was a success while the Arab Green Lantern, Simon Baz, failed is she's an endearing dork with a strong sense of empathy and general amiability like 80's Peter Parker.
We also have historical basis for how that worked, since in the 1920's there was a huge influx of Muslims who fled persecution to the American midwest.
They blended very well and became a prosperous community with no history of major violence, and are comparable to Mormons.
Ironically, theirs is the oldest mosque in the US and it was hit with vandalism via broken windows, attempted arson, and the words "Syrians go home" despite no Syrians living anywhere near there.
I got the first omnibus that covers the Inventor because i saw it at a book store. It looks like a story about Loki is next. Is there an omnibus number 2 or do I go to ANAD Avengers from here?
Well, Simon's only personality trait was "angry black(ish) man everyone hates because of misunderstandings and Bush-era mindsets".
Also, as a false Green Lantern, he didn't have a connection to Oa or have a reason to go on cool space adventures.
Not very interesting.
>Kamala assaults the other Avengers for insulting the Prophet
>SHIELD classifies it as "Workplace Violence"
Um, Ms. Marvel. The character has only been around for two years.
>already on the line-up of the Avengers main team
Good. She's cooler than the rest of those geeks.
Your cute little green thing!
Of course she will. She's the only one who doesn't know and now the thing with Muffin and Bruno went strangely. So she is missing a puzzle piece. This is the by-the-books setup for a falling out and explanation.
I dunno what it is, but I think hijabs are extremely attractive and make a woman look classy.
I think it's because I have family members in publishing and they've worked with lots of writers in Egypt, and given that profession, all their lady friends and associates are super-smart, articulate, and opinionated.
I was referring to you
You got triggered like a tumblerfag
I don't like tumblr but it seems other people that are not tumblr also get triggered
trying to make controversy huh?
Don't let your fedora fall off, ok?
There you go.
They really come in dozens of looks and styles. Even edgy skull patterns. Probably Disney franchise too.
Lezanon, you don't have to pretend to be a guy to say you're turned on by two chicks snogging.
Publically shamed and ostracized, men not wanting to touch them, probably got beaten by families and kicked out.
Killed, raped, forced to be married, etc? Probably not.
You cheeky cunt
>calling other people triggered
>clearly upset at me mentioning ISIS
I do wonder if Willow is fucking insane though. If was was writing Ms Marvel in Pakistan she'd be dead years ago
Everyone not an X-Man basically ends up an Avenger. Many X-Men are both.
In fact, you can pretty much say every D-list and up Marvel hero is in the X-Men, Avengers, and/or Defenders.
60's was too spaghetti, 70's was trying too hard to be cool.
By the 80's he'd hit that point where he was a geek who had social skills and could get along with pretty much anyone.
Don't call them ISIS, call them Daesh.
Calling them ISIS means you consider them a legit and respectable government.
Here's a basis of comparison for what the various names mean, using North Korea as an example.
ISIS=People's Republic Of Korea
a quick google
>Daesh, an adapted acronym of their Arabic name - Dawlat al-Islamiyah f'al-Iraq w Belaad al-Sham - is similar to another Arabic word - das - which means 'to trample down' or 'crush', which could therefore be the source of their dislike.
A little more pathetic than that. Had a thing for a chick who ended up being "busy" so I just fucked off and got keked hard until a chubby cutie did me good. By busy I mean she was apparently afraid of losing me as a friend. As of now the only interaction we've have with each other for a long time was when I said Hi to her. Again, a little more pathetic.
Oop, well now that you put it that way I guess I'm not Bruno!
I'm Black Bolt
That is indeed the status quo, NOW!
Fun fact: "Kamala" means "awful" in Finnish.
Some of her fights with the Inventor and his robots got a little hairy. I think in their final showdown she was very close to getting crushed into jam when her shrinking powers were disrupted inside of one of his bots.
>I'm Black Bolt
You're the guy who neglected his wife, dragged his entire civilisation into a costly war with an alien empire, tore a gaping asshole in the fabric of reality and died, leaving his aforementioned wife to deal with the fallout of all of this? Then came back from the dead, abandoned all of the gains he made in the war (making the entire costly mess completely pointless,) betrayed his promise to the Kree people that he would find a way to fix their genetic stagnation, married four other alien ladies in spite of his existing marital issues, blew up other planets alongside of a secret cabal of the leaders (or former leaders) of the superhero community and then destroyed the centre of his people's history, culture and heritage; releasing toxic mutagens into the atmosphere of the planet? And after all of this still acted hurt when his wife and people decided that they were finally sick of his shit and wanted nothing to do with him anymore? That's who you are?
Medusa was cool with the prophecy wives and they didn't have marital issues back then.
>acted hurt when his wife and people decided that they were finally sick of his shit
Medusa was the only upset when they split.
Oh. Well you can at least take comfort in the fact that you aren't responsible for the deaths of billions of Kree and Shi'ar, the destabilisation of intergalactic civilisation at a time when it was finally starting to recover, an invasion of earth by pissed off Kree, the destruction of an inhabited parallel earth, the destruction of your peoples ancestral home and the deaths of hundreds of thousands if not millions of people who are fatally allergic to the toxic mutagens sweeping across the planet.
Because I have to say, being responsible for all of that would totally suck. I'm surprised that Black Bolt can live with the guilt of it.
You mean this one?
I just had a lewd thought.
I'm fairly certain a few of us has had this thought.
Or maybe not.
So Kamala can turn individual parts of her body bigger right?
What if she made her clit bigger and longer.
And just had this futa dick clit...
Yeah....I've spent to much time on this site...
>She's a pacifist
>makes her clit a futa dick clit
So now she can go around aggressively loving everything until the situation at hand is resolved.
All the while going "Awoo"
>Kamala is a tumblr character.
Are there any Marvel characters that talk shit about things they don't and won't understand, react explosively to anything that even resembles their chosen boogeyman, and makes decisions with the "if x, then y" logic of a four-year-old? Because then we can have a /co/ character.
>What if she made her clit bigger and longer.
>And just had this futa dick clit...
Gosh, I wonder what she'd do with it.
Imagine if you told /co/ about certain characters (especially Morrison ones they like) without the context of the story how freaked out they'd be by the "tumblr" of it
>Yea so the character is a crossdressing street that's super gay. Yea a street-kin.
>So the character is a tranny Brazilian witch who dresses in skimpy outfits every issue and flaunts their trannyhood all over the place
>you will never be shown off like a trophy by your brown gf
I sort of imagined her with the english voice of Ryuko from Kill la Kill.
The second one is Lord Fanny. The first one sounds familiar but I can't quite place it.
So is this what she's going to sound like in the upcoming Lego Marvel game?
>Are there any Marvel characters that talk shit about things they don't and won't understand, react explosively to anything that even resembles their chosen boogeyman, and makes decisions with the "if x, then y" logic of a four-year-old? Because then we can have a /co/ character.
>Are there any Marvel characters that talk shit about things they don't and won't understand, react explosively to anything that even resembles their chosen boogeyman, and makes decisions with the "if x, then y" logic of a four-year-old?
What if none of those things particularly interest me?
Stop, my heart can only handle so much Cute Kamala at one time.
Peter Parker is from a middle class neighborhood in Queens. Steve Rogers is the one who should have a thick New York accent. Interestingly enough, both Carol Danvers and Emma Frost should have the same accent, upper class Bostonian.
I don't think Carol's family was upper class; she had to join the air force to afford college
Nightcrawler should have a Bavarian accent. Which was never done to my knowledge. Because you would probably need a Bavarian to do that. Although he would probably be hilarious with some Schmäh, now that I think about it.
It's sadly far more likely that that the muslim fantasy would kill their daughter for "soiling" their honor rather than go after the boyfriend.
Have there been any instances of honor killings targeting the boyfriend? I only ever hear about daughters/sisters getting killed
Both would be equally bad, I'd say.
And I think having half the family slapped with the accusation of conspiracy to murder is helping that honor thing.
It certainly won't help your reputation.
I know, honor killings are fucking stupid. All you get out of it is a one-way ticket to prison, good job protecting your honor.
If yu're gonna be an asshole just disown your daughter and cut off all ties to her, that's what homophobic christian parents do. To even conceive of killing your own child is pure evil.
This is why I'm voting another option.
Make her register now.
Whose side are you on?
At first he used that one but than he got reconnected with the Ultimate Asgard and got the real hammer. But then Asgard got destroyed and he was forced to use the artificial Mjolnir yet again. So who knows what this thing in 616 actually is.
>But then Asgard got destroyed and he was forced to use the artificial Mjolnir yet again
Oh God I forgot about that. Asgard was in the skies above Europe for like two weeks and then it blew up. Yet another wasted opportunity
>Kamala getting keked by some fatty with blue hair
Alphona Kamala is frumpily adorable you tasteless SWINE
We need a Alphona version of this