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because Claire gives everyone a boner
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Have you accepted that there is only one God and that Muhammad(PBUH) is his messenger?
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>>77968106
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Bump for more
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Was QC ever good?
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>>77972293
Meh.. back in '07-'10 it was fine. Then Stabbing 2.0 happened and everything changed.
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>>77972851
golden
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>>77972851
Oh my god
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>>77968378

I sure do
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>>77972321
She has a perfect body.
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>>77972851
>That comic
Looks like somebody actually got super lucky.
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>>77973534
yup
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>>77968378

Serious question.

Aren't these Islam propaganda pieces done by that porn guy, Tekuho?

I mean, seriously, put up a few of these next to that guy's porn.

It's the SAME GUY.

Why is a porn guy doing Islamic propaganda pieces?
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>Congrats on finally have a fat girl in your comic, you depicted her SOOO well! I understand that not ever girl is rail thin like Dora and curvy like Faye so its nice to see a REAL woman like Marigold in your comic. I have to give you props for having the courage to tackle such a sensitive issue too. I mean she did have any rolls, or stretch marks or even a muffin top, and I think that’s great. Ya, put her in a bikini, break down those walls. Your a regular Gobachev my friend. Lets just say keep up the good work, next you can depict the “fatty” Marigold having a “fat issue” and being told its okay to be fat and its whats inside that matters. You can even end it with a butt joke like you always do.
Inconclusion, the above paragraph was sarcastically written. Try not to insult women anymore Jeph, I know its not what you intended but that doesn’t meant its not what you did.
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>>77975985
What do you mean?
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>>77968106

So cute. Fuck the trap, Martyn, fuck that trap's brains out.

> Of course, I admire Claire as an academic, an equal and intellectual person, honest, cough.
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>>77972851
still the best one
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>>77968106
I don't give a shit about the tranny, all I want to see is more cute robots crushing on humans.
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>>77980447
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>>77968106
>2003-2015
his drawings should be better than this
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>>77983522
>quite
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>it never just 'goes away'
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>>77968106
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>>77983817
I wouldn't mind going gay for this
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>>77983836
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>>77972851
>Tedobear
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>>77983868
moar claire dong please
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>>77975985
Well, I looked him up, and thanks for that, but it's clearly different.
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I'd let Claire put it in my bum because she's a qt pie, but my boner is still harder for Faye.
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>>77972321
Never understood the " real woman" comment when referring to fat chicks.
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>>77984138
it refers to idealized depictions of women in fiction and commercials. the idea is that no one can have the proportions of a photoshopped maxim cover or an anime drawing.
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>>77968106
>because Claire gives everyone a boner
I am a 200% straight male with absolutely nothing against transexuals and Claire doesn't give me a boner.
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>>77984138
WE WUZ IDEAL AND SHIT
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>>77984993
fag
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>>77985083

>you actually have this image saved

Holy shit, I bet you're a joy to be around.
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>>77983522
The lettering is painful. The same font makes no sense. It doesn't fit the bubbles well enough.
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>>77968378
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>>77985083
Okay, I can't let this stand: The Marquis de Vibraye (not "Vibrate" come the fuck on) in named the figurine he found "Venus Impudique" to invert the term "modest venus" (for figurines in which the figure attempts to hide her breasts and crotch from view). His figurine hides nothing, thus; "immodest". The "Venus" is present to contexualize and point to this reference, not as a joke about the figure itself.
"Hey guys, you've seen the Modest Venus. Well, here's an IMMODEST one!"
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>>77968378
There are no gods and Dawkind is here to tell you.
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>>77985784
>being this fat
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>>77972321
I would wreck that fat girl all night long.
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>>77985083
Sorry anon,
you are just on the opposite end of the "muh fertility woman"
And therefore as annoying and wrong as them.
Have a nice day.
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>>77987709
>obesity has never been attractive
>you're just as wrong as them

Wew lad
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I love how this is the B^U miscarriage comic.
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>>77987952
i mean the pic
Its 70% wrong, i bet if i invest some time 90% wrong.
Therefore you are just like the ones using these as arguments for their obesity.
And in the end you are a extremist, just on the other side of the scala.
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The edits are the only reason I even come to this anymore.
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>>77988226
>Therefore you are just like the ones using these as arguments for their obesity

Except there is no argument for obesity. It is objectively unhealthy and unpleasant.

I understand that being a fatass makes you upset by that image but all is not lost, brah...

gif related
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>>77988407
Obesity yes. Medically proven as unhealthy, no argument. Being overweight though is a different story. A girl having a pot or a big arse and hips is no cause for shaming her.

If you're turned off by it, that's fine. But calling someone out on it is the equivalent of you being approached in public by a person and told "your face is a fucking mess you ugly cunt" You don't behave that way because you're not a complete piece of shit.
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>>77988580
No one is calling anyone out for being "a tiny bit overweight". If anyone is the target of any aggression, it's people who deny that there's any drawbacks to being fat.

Quit being so defensive
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>>77972321
Fat girls need to stop attaching themselves to "thick girls". Most "plus-sized" models themselves are ~140-190 lbs on average; they're not landwhales and have good body proportions/facial aesthetics to begin with. All women are fooled by thinner, prettier models into buying clothes that don't change how they look, but fatties somehow turn this industry trick into poster children of a social crusade.
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>>77988407
>Except there is no argument for obesity.
There are some, but they only are valid for a minority.
So yes, overall there are no arguments.

>upset by that image
im upset because the information is wrong.
The Venus is radiocarbon dated and about 25.000 years old. So one argument wrong.
Than Rembrandt wasnt the only one. As the same time there was Rubens who used chunky woman too. Second wrong.
So please at least use Rubens as your bait, he is the synonym for this.

Its just as wrong as "muh fertility", cause we dont know shit about their religion or believes.
Maybe Venus was just a monster to scare bad ghost.

And this is why i call this as dumb as the fatty defender. Only your name could be the skin and bones defender.
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>>77988677
Kek this is one that I've actually never seen
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>>77988336
what about mocking fan art?
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New comic when
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>>77990836

wow it's fucking nothing.
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>>77984018
Claire could be behind, Faye in front. Dream big, anon.
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>>77990836
He's swapping in Emily for Raven and hoping we don't notice
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>>77973534

He.

Claire is a guy
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>>77984199
Yeah, but they pull this shit with actual women, too. If a man stares at the local beauty the nearby fatties call themselves the "real women" while the actual attractive one is "fake" by some unspecified standard. It's all projection of insecurity, nothing more.
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>>77980447

What if we had cute robots crushing on the tranny?
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>>77990836
Honestly, I'm okay with this, but mostly because of Emily suddenly getting the job because Dora is too stupid to realize she never hired her.
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>>77985083

Wouldn't it have been easier and more direct to simply post a picture of some guy wearing a"No fat chicks" shirt?
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>>77990836
What is going on with Emily's face? It just looks so wrong for reasons I can't quite explain. Everyone else in there looks normal for this shit but fuck man Emily is throwing weird creep vibes.
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>>77968106

No everyone, OP... just the people she/he/it/shit gets in bet with.
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>>77991255
Penelope looks off to me in the 4th panel. I don't know why though.
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>>77990836

Mango studio has him actually trying a bit harder.
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>>77990836

Emily getting hired just by being there is the closest thing to funny this strip has seen in a while
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>>77988757
Most of those "plus size" models have large frames and/or are tall. The reason they still look good is that the extra weight isn't fat-based.
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>>77991357
Okay. Yeah, she does. Now I think I get what the issue is. The spacing and coloring between the eyes and the eyebrows in those panels throw off the face of their shape and stuff.
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>>77991182
No. Because unless you provide such an overwhelming amount of evidence to disprove something to someone that it almost comes off as ridiculous, they will never learn.
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>>77990836
where the fuck is raven? she's not gone, she's been in the strip in the last 2 years. so now he' taking ANOTHER established character and giving them a job at that stupid coffee shop. pretty soon Marten and Claire are going to be jacking each other off in the window to draw in customers
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>>Penelope! Since you're an Atheist, you're in charge of acting superior to any and all theists that come in.
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>>77991592
She was written off a while ago. She went to college or something. She hasn't been the strip for years.
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>>77991182
The Real Woman movement is retarded body shaming which is used by retarded landwhales as a defense against criticisms of their lifestyles.

It states that women only stay fit and thin to appeal to the standards of men instead of for health or out of personal dedication.

They use the false ideal that back in the past people used to only like fat chicks to appeal to tradition, and to attempt to invalidate modern standards of beauty.

A good example of this is that Buzzfeed video where everyone before 1980 was a landwhale, and everything afterwards was written about in biting text.
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>>77991639
no, she comes and goes, she's getting a doctorate but still works there. last strip I could find was from 2011 but he never wrote her out. and I'm sickened with myself for knowing that
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>>77990836

Oh hey, Jeph's trying on the art again. It's....a WIP, but he's trying, I'll give him credit for that.
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>>77991821
This is the last one mentioned on the wiki. Long ago but she's obviously working there.
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>>77991854
Funny, a few strips later is the last time the band was seen doing anything.
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>>77991041
Emily's literally just Raven reiterated as an even more retardeder minority.

She even has the whole ditzy girl is actually a genius attribute raven had.
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>>77990836

Here's the second comic that came out today.

Emily apparently really IS working at the coffee shop now, since Jeph apparently doesn't know any other way to keep people from disappearing from the strip and Dora hires exclusively via nepotism.
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>>77991944
Nice spellcheck in the fourth panel Jeph.
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>>77991944
>since Jeph apparently doesn't know any other way to keep people from disappearing from the strip and Dora hires exclusively via nepotism
Didn't save Steve's girlfriend or Penelope.

Neither of them have done anything
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>>77991927

Shit, I forgot they even had a band.

Wasn't Marten having a whole identity crisis for a while that never got resolved? Wasn't he trying to figure out what he wanted, and where his future was going, and trying to figure out how to get out of the rut his life was in? What happened to that?
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>>77983522
.robo pussy probably tastes like copper and the tips of 9v batteries
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>>77992078
he fucked the tranny instead, so he resolved his identity crisis by identifying as a faggot
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>>77992078
He fucked a tranny. That's what happened.
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>>77991994
there's only three panels on that comic
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>>77991944
>sone
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>>77992078

He figured out what he wanted.

Cocks.
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>>77992134
My bad.

Nice spellcheck in the third panel Jeph.
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>>77992078
>What happened to that
He started dating Claire, and now he can never express any doubt or consternation ever again
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>>77992025
They still show up occasionally, and once every couple months one of them will get a line of dialogue. It's not much, but Jeph remembers they exist. It's not like they're that third black intern at the library who just evaporated one day.


>>77992078

He got together with Claire. That's not a joke; it literally stopped on a dime right when Jeph switched lanes to the Marten x Claire relationship. The "quarter-life crisis" bit just got dropped stone dead.
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>>77992134
In his defense the bookshelf is drawn in a way that divides panel 2.
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>>77992198
Jeph officially put Gabby on the bus last year.
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>>77992078
>>77992198

I contend that the best thing Jeph could have done was to write Marten out of the comic for a while. He literally contributes nothing at this point, and is a millstone when Jeph tries to cram him into the rest of the storylines. The best and most invigorating thing Jeph could have done for the strop would have been to just cut the chord and have Marten go back to California for a few months to "find himself" or something like that, and then reintroduced him later down the road with a clearer sense of purpose and the rest of the plot having had a chance to advance without dragging him along with it.


But no, instead he went with the Hail Mary throw of hooking him up with Claire, and now that's basically his character. The (supposed) main character of the strip can now be most succinctly described as "Claire's Boyfriend", and Jeph seems fine with that.
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>>77972321
>that
>fat

some people I swear
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>>77992505
That's the entire reason he stabbed himself, you idiot

She wasn't fat enough for the Spoopy Skellies
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>>77992486
Shit, the Clinton X Emily thing goes back to last year? How fucking slow is this thing?
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>>77992576
oops
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>>77990836

Those limbs.

When did we get a midget red head into the cast?
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>>77992603
Can you really call it slow when it isn't going anywhere?

I mean, you don't think he writes storylines or anything, do you? He just kind of throws shit at the readers and kind of runs with whatever they respond positively to.

It's like that scene from the Poochy episode of the Simpsons where they're evaluating the kids for ideas

>You want a comic that's comedic, dramatic with completely off the wall robot shenanigans?

The cherry at the top of it all is the fact that Jeph is completely incapable of doing anything competently.
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WHY IS >> 77975837 ON THE CALENDAR IN >>77983522
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>>77991944
Why does Claire look like a different character now?
Did he get even more plastic surgery?
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>>77978049
Tina get of this site immediately you're not eighteen.
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>>77992926
Because when she initially appeared she looked like a Jewish caricature, but then Jeph realized that he probably shouldn't make his trans character look like a deformed freak.
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>>77992727
QC was always slow but the last year or two has been quarter speed of the already glacial pace.

Jeph still fails even when his audience responds to things. The #1 request for a year was the Dora-Sven fallout yet all we got was a vague retrospective and a one-strip makeup. I actually thought that might be the point where their dreams were shattered and they pulled the Patron bux but, no, they're like battered spouses, always coming back for more.
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>>77993104
>The #1 request for a year was the Dora-Sven fallout yet all we got was a vague retrospective and a one-strip makeup
That's not the shit he runs with.

He looks for which characters the fans think are the cutest and pushes them.

When you write stuff that actually deals with anything less than complete banality, people's opinions come into play, and Jeph hates differing opinions.

He can't even handle it when his hugbox of a forum fellates him most of the time, you think he could take someone interpreting his writing?
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>>77993085
Don't you fucking dare start that.
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>>77993331
Too late, its been started.
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>>77988580
Being a little bit overweight might not be actively killing the girl, but it does make her a little bit less attractive to most men. It's the fatties who scream and cry when anyone implies otherwise that makes people angry enough to create images like >>77985083
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>>77990836
Look at that, he's counting down instead of up.
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>>77991944
wow, is jeph trying with his art work again?

he is actually trying to draw hair.
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>>77995594
more proof jimbles comes in here for abuse
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>>77995594
>>77995922
Jeph if that's you keep trying.

QC doesn't HAVE to be mediocre. You have the power to Ascend.
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>>77968106
SORRY NO
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>>77968106
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>>77968106
The redhead is a dude, right?
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>>77990836
>>77991944
Oh my god, that art is horrible. Its all mixed up. Claire face got super fat in that second panel, Hanners looks too much like anime, and Emily just looks like she got a face transplant.

Ew, just ew
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>>77996231
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>>77968106
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>>77990836
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>>77996291
>it doesn't matter if the main character of my story says "it's beautiful" when shown a giant schlong then takes it up the ass because no one would balk at that
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>>77996270
I agree. I know Jeph's "trying" but it's just so ineffective because he refuses to learn the basics. He gets trapped in a rut of sub-mediocrity of being able to at least somewhat eyeball things due to muscle memory or something but take him out of that environment and he's back to high school level again.
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>>77996413
Yeah, hes trying but hes not trying hard enough. Like take >>77991944

Claire looks good in panel 1, but ON MY GOD in panel 2 shes bloated and her hair is literally the shape of her head. Then in panel 3, its a lot more like panel 1.
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reminder that trannies don't want to be reminded they have a penis so they never ask for hand jobs/blowjobs, and they're usually flacid during sex
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>>77996588

It's ok. They don't have to ask.
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>>77991944

Tai's lesbian hair is spreading!
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>>77996145
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>>77991765

In the end all you're saying boils down to nothing more than a guy wearing a "No fat chicks" shirt.

So, what? Did a fat chick turn you down for a date or something to trigger your grudge? Because you're going through an extreme amount of dialogue to essentially say "I dont like fat chicks"
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>>77991930
>literally

Stop that
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>>77996231

Yes.Has only mentioned starting hormone therapy. Nothing else has been brought up since
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>>77996588
well that ruins all the fun
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>>77992150
10/10
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>>77985083
I see a number of problems

>not properly defining what counts as "fat" for the purpose of the discussion
>use a simple google search as an argument for 3000 years of history rather than to point out how google filters everything that people have uploaded during the last five years according to what its database imagines to be your personal preferences
>use actual art historic analysis when it fits your purpose, but completely forego that in all the other cases. Like the highly stylized egyptian, classicist and symbolist art or in the case of those statues, a lot of which are plain mindless copies of older art or fashioned in the style of those mindless copies with even less thought wasted on how they originally looked like.
>assume that all the art that's from specific movements that had specific standards as to how people oughta look like had any bearing on what gave a majority of people boners IRL
>end it with biotroofs

Some fine American-made horseshoes we got here.
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>>77991765
>A good example of this is that Buzzfeed video where everyone before 1980 was a landwhale

The 1970s were big on CP and totes-not-CP, just sayan.
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>>77999103
Make me
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>>77999096
Why would I ask a fat person out?
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>>77999122
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>>77983868
Ah Rapey Claire. You were one of like, two things that used to make these threads bearable.
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>>78004224
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>>78004224
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>>78001560
because they're a decent person and you're compatible with them? jesus, looks dont last forever. ever seen an elderly couple?
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>>78008132
>because they're a decent person and you're compatible with them
You can't not be physically attracted to your partner.

If you're a good person and you're compatible, you become friends.
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>>77972321
>>77992576

I really don't get it, how is she not fat enough? She looks distinct enough from the other characters, and a brief read tells me that she does struggle with her weight.

How fat would she need to be exactly to appease these people?

Would that be before or after she has a heart attack while simultaneously entering a diabetic coma?
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>>78009379
apparently they wanted rolls and stretch marks

she's hideous enough with all those moles and pox marks covering her face, but she's still a beauty queen compared to the tumblr userbase apparently
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>>78008132
>because they're a decent person and you're compatible with them?
Morbidly obese people lack discipline and tend to have problems beyond the weight itself. You're likely buying into a black hole of their emotional problems going down this path.

>looks dont last forever. ever seen an elderly couple?
Exactly. There would be no hope of improvement and morbidly obese people tend to not make it past middle age so all you'd be in for is dealing with late-life type loss in your 50s.
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>>78009379
>How fat would she need to be exactly to appease these people

>He doesn't know about HEAS
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>>77992727
And you should win prizes for reading
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>>78011662
Thank you, but the only award I need is to not have to read QC.
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>>78011755
It's just like drinking, it's something I've done everyday for 8 years and it always leaves me disappointed but I'm not quitting anytime soon
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>>78011993
The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, then killing yourself because you know deep down that while you honestly do have a problem, you just can't live a clean life.
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>>77991944
That brown girl's got a pretty hot nose.
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Didn't this marten guy used to be straight? What the hell happend exactly?
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>>78012274
But Marten has only ever been involved with women, anon.
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>>78012351
I thought the red head was a tranny, was this an grand ruse?

Sorry I don't read the comic, just like the edits
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Who else is only still following because of the hope for /clangclang/?
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>>78012389
>I thought the red head was a tranny
Are you seriously implying that a heterosexual man being attracted to a trans-WOMAN is somehow any less straight than being attracted to a cis-woman?

Now, anon, that sounds very problematic, and such hateful rhetoric is simply not tolerated here.
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>>78012560
I don't recall this being Tumblr
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>>78012596
Oh, were I so young, so naive
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>>77973473
The world needs an proud muslim basketball player.
"I PUT THE I-SLAM IN ISLAM"
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>>78001560

You'e right. Asking a fat chick out would require a level of character depth that you just aren't capable of.
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>>78001560

I would just love to see a picture of you, Adonis
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>>78012274

Too much disappointment in life and Marten just gave up
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>>78013567
>>78012274
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>>78012274

tumblr happened
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>>78013465
>>78013490
Firstly
>That nearly exact minute between posts

Secondly, I'm no prince, not fat but not super handsom, 5/10 at best, but I'd never expect anyone to force themselves into being in a relationship with me if they didn't find me physically attractive simply because our personalities or whatever meshed.

Thirdly, as for the act of asking this theoretical fat woman out requiring any particular depth is simply ridiculous. I don't even know where the notion comes from.

Is it meant to imply that there are no deep thin women? Is it meant to imply that I wouldn't not ask out a thin women if her personality wasn't as off putting as a fat woman's fatness?

I just don't know.
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>>78013587
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>>78012687
>his nose turns red...
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>>78015246
There's one where he turns into a stereotypical SJW, but I never saved it
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>>78015630
Daijobu...
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>>78015669
Does... Jeph not understand how employment works?
Has Jeph ever actually had a job?
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>>78015723
Penelope seems to be covering it. What qualms do you have exactly? I get that we like to shit on Jeph but don't really see the issue
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>>78015815
>getting a job without having to sign a contract or give your information over for
>hiring someone is final after just saying the words
Anon no that's not how real life works
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>>78015815
>don't see the issue
>Just randomly handed out jobs to her staff and some random person in the shop
>Someone she knows pretty well
>Owning a shop and forgetting who works there
>Firing Faye for working while intoxicated while dating a horrible cunt that does the same thing
Dora literally does nothing right
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>>78015669
I know I'm just stating the obvious, but... what a huge cunt.
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>>78015723
>Has Jeph ever actually had a job?
He graduated Hampshire College circa 2001-2 and lost his job in 2004. So he has roughly two years of (post-college) job experience.
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Jeph is not a good artist but the art has been especially shitty lately.
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>>78015669
I bet he doesn't even realize how consistently shitty a person he's been writing her. If I were Penelope I'd be looking for another job after that conversation.
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>>77984069
fucking kek
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>>77985083
How bumblasted do you have to be to make that image (or save it)

Also pic related was the top sex icon of the 60s
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>>78017386
She died in 1962 and gained a lot of weight toward the end. Still attractive but I imagine she would have started to have difficulty finding work had she not died.
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>>77993085
We're really not there yet. Outside the context of this thread, no one would know what the fuck that was.

Also, it's too long, and the shapes are less clearly defined from panel to panel to really work. This ain't the next Loss
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can people dump rapey Claire?
i need it for research purposes
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>>78017386
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?
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>>78017688
Mamie > Marilyn
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>>78017386
That photo shoot happened while she was literally pregnant.

People act like those pictures present Marilyn at her peak attractiveness when really it was more of a "hey even though I'm pregnant I don't look that bad" type of thing.
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>>78018806
Agreed. At least by that point. Early Marilyn is qt.
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>>78018833
Also, almost nobody would call her that fat. She's a little plump at most.

She still barely has a belly, while the people posting that in their defense have a good 15~30 pounds on her.
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Dora isn't a good person.
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>>78015669
>>78015723
>>78015955

Let's be real here, if even the most basic rules of business applied to the QC universe, the Coffee Shop would have gone under and shut down years ago.
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>>77985784
Back to tumblr
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>>78015669

Bitch goes from uptight and controlling to idgaf mode in a day. No doubt about it, she's high as fuck right now.
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>>78012274
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>>78015692
Beautiful
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>>78019845

Or absorbed by Starbucks.
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>>78020546

Well Tai is a recreational drug user......unless Jephy-Jeph retconned that because some tumblrina had a bitchy fit about idolizing someone who possibly uses roofies to rape women.
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>>78018833
>literally

Stop that.
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>>78013641

No, it clearly means you are a shallow superficial excuse for a human being, you stupid sack of shit.

Not surprised that you don't know
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>>77968106
Don't care what anyone says, I still wanna fuck Claire.
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>>77983838
This is the reason I hate long hair. It's all good in your fantasies or whatever but try actually sleeping behind that shit. It's not cute or fun. Nothing like yawning and getting a mouthful of hair in the process, or rolling over and trying to spoon and getting choked out by a face full of hair.
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>>77975985
Tekuho's a lot better.
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>>78021807

Well, I mean. That's why this thread exists and we're all here.
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>>78021807
Just because she's an annoying character with terrible lines and force interactions and acceptance, doesn't mean we wouldn't still fuck her.
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>>77977147
underrated post
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>>78019845
You'd be surprised. There was this Chinese restaurant in London that was seen as awful; awful food, awful service, legendary bad treatment of the customers by the owner/manager but because elite journalists and society larks liked the experience, it remained open until the owner died.
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>>78022832
You know it's authentic when the staff hates the customers and the service sucks.
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>>77972321
at full force in ass, pussy and mouth
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>>78021807
she's the one that does the fucking
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>>78022394
We Fuck Cray-cray.
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>>77968106
I havent read this since October what did I miss?
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>>77977147
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>>77991089
Some fat girls make me seriously uncomfortable with that shit, like you can literally feel the hate/envy permeating the atmosphere. It's exhausting.
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This new art style is bothering me. Something is off about it and i dont know what. Jeph please stop
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>>78024130

I like that he's shading hair more again. It's a little trick that adds a lot.
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>>78023962
Nothing. Same shit. It's like walking away from a soap opera for 10 years and still know what's going on.
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>>78024130
>>78024960
It's him suddenly using Mango Studio. Because it's Jeph, instead of practicing for a week with dry runs he just slaps ups his experiments.
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>>78022832
They actually did end up closing this september, but that's two years after they were made a laughing stock on TV and god knows how many years since they opened it.
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>>77984993
>not wanting to fuck trannys
>not wanting to BE a tranny

XD
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>>78029179
The business was clearly a front with the wife as the figurehead of a playtime operation. The husband was involved in something, probably money laundering, drug trafficking, or arms dealing. The closure of the business would have been because it no longer served whatever real purpose it was meant to.
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>>78029833
If that's the case it's a little strange that they sent in the application to appear on kitchen nightmares in the first place. Usually if you're doing something shady you don't go out of your way to put it in front of the entire world, just because you want to prove to a couple of people on the internet that you're actually the bestest restaurant in the world despite what they say.
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>>78029880

If you ever worked retail. people have some pretty weird warped sense of logic sometimes.
---------------------------------

One simple example: Woman was returning something. Okay, check receipt, do the task, and I make the comment "Okay, just pay out in cash to make this easier."

Yeah, she made it HARDER for herself by making a snide comment about "Of course I get cash, I paid by debt card," and i'm there like, "Bitch, WTF?" And then she proceeded to fuck up the return slip after I told her in simple terms "Fill out these three lines." She proceeds to fill out ALL THE LINES.

What should've been a simple 2 minute transaction turns into a 5 minute ordeal. To some people, those "extra" 3 minutes often means a matter of life or death.
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Does anyone have that pic of comics Jimbles ripped off days before hey appeared in qc?
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>>78029880
The wife was behind the show appearance and the husband just went along with it in hopes of boosting her ago. The husband is also pretty stupid because he's a real life criminal and the exposure is likely to get him deported. The wife's a criminal, too, but just for social security fraud, not arms dealing, drug trafficking, etc.
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>>77990836

Why the hell do Dale's glasses shine?
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>>78031951
The comic takes place in a near future setting with robots and cybernetics and such, so probably some sort of google glass bullshit.
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>>78015669
Why the fuck does whatsherface have a cameltoe?
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>>78030334
But anon you forget, people who go to return anything in retail do it for the sadistic pleasure of using cashiers like verbal punching bags; they can say whatever they want and nobody will complain. Like how retards will tell you to set the pump for their car and don't even know how much they're fucking pumping because they can't take 5 minutes to calculate their tank capacity and dollars per gallon, but yet "Ah've ben commin tuh dis stow all muh lyfe". And repeatedly telling them the store policy just pisses them off even more.
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>>78021790
I called her literally pregnant because she was literally pregnant ya dingus.

Not figuratively pregnant.
LITERALLY pregnant.
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>>77972321
What's sad is that comic is so 'body positive' or whatever. Like Martin is falling over himself trying to be PC enough about talking about a girl in a bikini.
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>the butthurt fatasses ITT
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>>78029294
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im in this fandom for the porn
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>>78021804
You sound upset
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>>78033368
Yes but I think he's saying it's redundant.
"She's pregnant" doesn't need "literally" added to it because people will instantly know what you mean when you say that rather than wonder if you mean something else.
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>>78018833

you realize a lot of preggo women are absolutely gorgeous right? and i dont mean in an ive got a fetish for it kind of way.
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>>78036000
trips dont lie
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>>78036000
>fandom
You are cancer
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fucking FAGGOTS
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>>78041500
5 times a week
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>>78033368

Be that as it may, "Literally" is still way overused. And it doesnt even NEED to be for 99.99% of it's overuse here.
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>>78033472

Don't forget, having a transgender character is "progressive" even if she's just a glorified doorstop.
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>>77988030
Ahhh does anybody else get the joke here? Do people who meme bad web comics get their twinkle on the reg?
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>>78039788
wwhy is her elbow censored?
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>>77972321
>Meh

Typical faggot speak.
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>>77975837
>>77972321
>>77970074
>>77968106
>>77983801
>>77983817
>>77983838
>>77983868
>>77983929
>>77988030
>>77988677

Just a reminder of what this tranny mutant really is. Enjoy your cock and AIDS.
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>>78015630
>stereotypical
You mean mirror copy
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>>78033107

Spotted the anon that hasn't worked a day in retail.
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>>77991944

What is wrong with Emily's boobs in the last panel?
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>>78045733
Jeph thinks all women have the tits of a 55 year old.
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>>78033107
actually, i, a retail worker, take sadistic pleasure in denying your fraudulent returns and bullshit doctored coupons

you stupid faggot

you really think you're the first person to try and get away with that shit? you really think you're original?
bitch, please.

the customer is always right, but guess what:
you're not a customer anymore. you're a "guest."

back of the line.
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>>78045506
Nevermind, I did my reasearch.
God dammit Sven don't you know how hard those are to get out of a sofa
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>>77991944
Anyone else feel like Jeph spent 6 hours on Claire and then filled in the rest of the strip like usual? She really is his waifu.
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>>78046082

I think it's more the backgrounds and Emily don't stand out, because the backgrounds are predrawn and Emily's black hair means he can't make it look fancy with shading.
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>all these fatties trying for personal attacks on anonymous posters

Doesn't matter what mean or clever insults you come up with, you're still fat.
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>>78046082

More like he spent 3 hours before just RAGEQUIT and sent it out.
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>>77991944
I like the change in art style. It looks more lively now.
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I can't believe how ugly this comic is.

I can almost draw better than Hacques
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