Hey /co/ guess what!
Hermey doesn't want to make toys!
WHATEVER HE WANTS TO DO HE BETTER NOT SING ANOTHER /FUCKING/ SONG ABOUT IT OR I SWEAR TO GOD...
You make me sick Elf Boss. Is it wrong for an Elf to try to be different? YOUR ENTIRE SPECIES MAKES TOYS. THAT'S ALL YOU FUCKS CAN EVER DO. One day Santa won't need you. And you'll say, "Oh, he'll still keep us around." But he won't. He'll kick your sorry asses out. What then huh? HE WON'T KEEP YOU AROUND FOREVER! He'll force you into the cold. The the fucking Snow Monster will eat you. YOUR STUPIDITY AND YOUR OLD SCHOOL WAYS ARE GOING TO LEAD TO THE DEATHS OF COUNTLESS ELF CHILDREN. It'll be like fucking Berserk. You'll be slaughtered out there man. Hermey is trying to show your fat ass that Elves can do other things. THINK ABOUT IT! YOUR SPECIES NEEDS TO EVOLVE BEYOND TOY MAKING
He is pretty feminine when compared to the others.
He doesn't want to make toys...what a faggot!
I don't know if that was funny or horrifying.