Hey /co/ guess what! Hermey doesn't want to make toys!

Does Hermey suck dick?

>>77960945
What DOES Hermey want, anon?

>>77960945
Yeah? What's he wanna do instead?

>>77960959
I'm pretty sure every elf is a flaming faggot

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>>77960945

WHATEVER HE WANTS TO DO HE BETTER NOT SING ANOTHER /FUCKING/ SONG ABOUT IT OR I SWEAR TO GOD...

>>77961077
Aw sweet Coldmiser.

>>77961077
But you're such an ICE guy!

>>77961104
For you.

>>77961137
Chill out.

You make me sick Elf Boss. Is it wrong for an Elf to try to be different? YOUR ENTIRE SPECIES MAKES TOYS. THAT'S ALL YOU FUCKS CAN EVER DO. One day Santa won't need you. And you'll say, "Oh, he'll still keep us around." But he won't. He'll kick your sorry asses out. What then huh? HE WON'T KEEP YOU AROUND FOREVER! He'll force you into the cold. The the fucking Snow Monster will eat you. YOUR STUPIDITY AND YOUR OLD SCHOOL WAYS ARE GOING TO LEAD TO THE DEATHS OF COUNTLESS ELF CHILDREN. It'll be like fucking Berserk. You'll be slaughtered out there man. Hermey is trying to show your fat ass that Elves can do other things. THINK ABOUT IT! YOUR SPECIES NEEDS TO EVOLVE BEYOND TOY MAKING

Hermey wants to be a girl

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>>77961390
He is pretty feminine when compared to the others.

hermey wants to put one foot in front of the other

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>Hermey

>>77962643
If that's what he wants then he can walk out the door.

>>77960945
https://vimeo.com/81295475

Password is: im18

>>77960945
That song you had the elves sing to Santa was pure, concentrated shit.

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>>77960945

He doesn't want to make toys...what a faggot!

>>77961430
Elf Ned Ryerson?

>>77960945
kid should be a dentist. those assholes make big money and gets tons of pussy.

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>>77964003
Holy shit anon, I'm dying

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>>77964003
I needed a good laugh. Thanks anon.

>>77961390
Are you sure he doesn't want to be a hermaphrodite?

>>77960945
When your teeth rot and fall out, you won't be the one laughing.

Give him the guillotine.

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>>77964003
I don't know if that was funny or horrifying.