Bendis Thread? Bendis.

>>77960236
Bendis?

>>77960303
Bendis.

>>77960362
Bendis? A thread about Bendis?

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>>77960236

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>>77960236
A bendis thread? Bendis?

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>>77960236
He's a really good writer, IMO. One of my favourite. Just look.

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>>77960236

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>>77961037

Is he a fan of anime or something?

>>77960892
I like imagining that at some point in the future someone will make a four hour superhero movie with Bendisspeak, taking influencing from Mamet and Seinfeld.

>>77961098
Anime? You mean like those Japanese cartoons with the big eyes?

>>77961037
Jesus, who talks like this?

>>77961098
Bendis?
Anime?

>>77961098
Bendis? A fan of anime?

I've seen his name meme up at least 3 threads today. Please, no more Bendis posting, it hurts.

>>77961184
Whose name? Bendis' name?

>>77961158
They talk like this.

>>77961211
Bendis' name. THE name. The writer's name.

Is it me or do all of these conversations remind me of Metal Gear Solid?

Bendis, Hmm?

Metal Gear?

>>77961270
Hmm? As in Linkara? Linkara and Bendis? In Metal Gear?

>>77961037
Why fucking draw anything if you're just gonna put text bubbles all over it

>>77961212
No, nobody talks like that. Conversations aren't a pitter-patter of interjections while one participant or another struggles to form a cogent sentence.

>>77961270
Bendis??!! Bendis???!!! Bennnnndddiiiisssssss??????!!!!

>>77961302
Why draw in the first place?

>>77961287
No, I mean Hmm as in that's what Snake usually says at the end of every conversation. He repeats what the other person said and adds 'Hmm' at the end of it.

>>77961313
Nobody talks like that? But they talk like that. They. The comic. They talk like that.

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Remember Bendis? At E3?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty-ojYPivAI

>>77961364
Kingpin?

>>77961271
A Hind D?

>>77961384
Kingpin? The Kingpin of New York, Wilson Fisk? That Kingpin?

>>77961270
That's an anime characteristic. Actually a japanese dialog vice.
Which is why I don't like anime (I'm a fan of Metal Gear but only because they'll often be cheesy and mock their own japanese heritage), I feel they are insulting my intelligence with pandering dialog that takes 10 minutes to pass a single bit of information.

>>77961364
>No crowd reaction.

>>77961791
No crowd reaction? For Bendis?

Bendis, Brian Bendis, he's the greatest writer in history.

From the, town of Cleveland, he's about to reiterate to you and me.

That was, a Flintstones parody, which was, a show from the 60s.

When you're, with Brian Bendis, have a redundant time, a redundant time, you'll have a redundant time!

BEEEENDIIIIIIIS

I literally know nothing about Brian Bendis or what he's written.

>>77962158
well despite your ignorance that wasnt bad

>>77962495
I know, right? Really nailed the themes.

>>77962158, in case you were wondering, >>77961037 is about an average amount of Bendising. You might think it's a little much - you would be wrong. It gets so much worse than that.

>>77962495
Thanks

>>77962556
Yeah, well that's pretty much all the exposure I get. Lot's of long winded conversations that go on for too long.

>>77961315
Bendis.

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>>77967022

>>77961364
looks like an egg

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>>77961364
>>77967483

>>77961410
Shadow Jesus?

>>77967483
An egg? Really?

>>77961325
Why not write a book?

>>77972318
A book?

>>77972905
Yeah, a book. With letters.
Do people still read book?

>>77972915
They read books. With letters.

>>77972921
Why read a book and a letter at the same time? Do they have ADHD?

>>77972921
Really? A book? With letters?
People still make books with letters in them?

>>77972928
Maybe they're, like, multitasking.

>>77972970
Multitasking. By reading a book and a letter. At the same time.

>>77972978
At the SAME time? Like, same-same time?

>>77960236
In that room?
The most powerful man in the world?

>>77967022
Black?
As in the skin tone?

>>77962158
Hue

>>77972991
Yes, same-same time. Reading both book and letter at the same-same time.

Knock knock

>>77975336
Who's there?

>>77975342
There? Like, outside?

>>77975342
Bendis

>>77975348
Outside?

>>77975362
Outside, like, where I am?

>>77975397
Yes

>>77961098
I don't get why you asked that?

>>77975399
But if I'm outside, you must be... inside? Right?

>>77961535
Could you please give a more definite example?

>>77975659
You are not wrong.

>>77975674
That means I'm correct.

>>77975725
Yes, I am inside and you are outside. So who are you?

>>77975739
Guy who knocked left and I'm standing in his place.

>>77975769
So, who was he?

>>77975827
>shrugs
A guy.

>>77975852
Oh, and you are?

>>77975866
I am, also, a guy. But, like, different guy.

>>77975883
A big guy?

>>77975887
I'm tall midget, yes.

>>77975887
For you.

>>77975903
>>77975906
Hang on, there are two of you.

>>77975914
He's probably some guy.

I wonder how people would introduce themselves if we talked Bendispeak.
>My name is Tiny.
>Tiny?
>Yes, Tiny.
>Just Tiny?
>Tim.
>Tiny... Tim?
>Yes, Tiny Tim.
>blank stares
>blank stares
>Your name is, like, best.

>Bendispeak with baneposting

>>77976051
>Doctor Pavel, I'm CIA.
>CIA?
>CIA. *waves hands* Central Intelligence Agency.
>Agency, huh?

>>77976051
Dr. Pavel?

>>77975663
Anon is just being silly, but I think what he means is anime has too much exposition.

Closest I've seen to bendis speak in animu would probably be Bakemonogatari.

>>77976051
>You are a big guy?
>For you
>for me?
>a big guy for me?

>>77976051
Bane.
Bane?
The Masked Man
Bane?
Bane.
The Masked Man?

>>77976124
I thought that the purpose of the dialogue in Bakemonogatari was that it was full of puns, play on words, and double meanings? Bendispeak doesn't have any of that.

At least in manga there's none of those crazy dialogue bubbles as illustrated in: >>77961037
>>77960969 >>77960987

Even when it's dialogue heavy, as in Death Note. Usually, comics are supposed to be a marriage of words and pictures. Not words cluttering up the pictures like that.

>>77976344
The Masked Man. Bane.

>>77978381
Man with mask?

>>77979222
Man with mask. I shit you not.

>>77960570
Yes, Bendis. The writer.

>>77979234
So... masked man has mask.

>>77960236
Bendis? The writer, Bendis?

>96 replies in a bendis thread
>0 pastas have been posted yet.

How is this possible. Every other thread gets memed by Bendis posting the minute he's mentioned, but a Bendis thread survives it? Pretty impressive.

>>77978381
The Masked Bane? Man.

>>77961791

They're all waiting on a Call of Duty trailer or some such bullshit

it wasn't a comics panel or something like that

>>77961037
No.

>>77981132
No?