>"Oh, a GYME."
>Out me way
I don't know how to actually say it, I just say it like I heard it
Just never out loud
Whenever anyone tries to show or teach me something.
"YOU'RE GOOD! YOU'RE GOOD! YOU"RE GOOD! YOU'RE GOOD!"
not really a quote, but I try to get hankgasms out of people by pretending to be bobby hill and saying something that would really disappoint hank
its always "Hey dad! ______!"
Hey dad! look I got my ear pierced!
"Lavate las manos!"
Every time I wash my hands at work. I work at a restaurant so I use it a lot.
>being such a sperg you regurgitate cartoon phrases
I often use "Ohiya ____"
(which if you've forgotten, comes from a Simpsons joke about revealing the state they're in.
"The address is 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, Ohiya Maude!" (Maude appears in the doorway with food or something))
>halfass the fuck out of something
>"ACHH, that should dewww it."
still to this day
Depending on the word, "y" can have an "eee" or an "ai" or a "yuh" sound.
The joke is that Homer is so unused to going to the gym (gymnasium, workout center, athletic club) that he doesn't even know how it's pronounced when he reads it.
Yeah. It's like the old joke, you can spell "FISH" like "GHOTI" if you pronounce the letters the way they are said in certain words.
Nobody knows what the fuck ancient languages were pronounced like. But we will, once scientists get off their asses and invent the Flux Capacitor.
>Oh wait, something's happening. She's turning into a real girl. No, wait, he's turning into a mannequin. Oh, never mind, nothing's happening.
Swap out the parts about the mannequin with something relevant.
>Why don't you try speaking in words instead of your damn dirty LIES?
>I'm pretty sure I was in Sausalito that day...
IM PRETTY SURE YOU WEREN'T, GENE!
Anytime someone answers the phone I ask "is it about my cube"?
Changed my friend's name on my phone to Roger, he laughs everytime he texts me because he knows I always say "got a text from mah boi Rog"
In a thread a while ago some people said that Homer's VA confused "non-fictional" with "non-brazilian" and the staff decided to go with that because that would be something Homer only would say.
>In a thread a while ago some people said that Homer's VA confused "non-fictional" with "non-brazilian" and the staff decided to go with that because that would be something Homer only would say.
Holy shit thats hilarious. I love when this kind of thing happens.
Whenever I take my friends on a surprise trip somewhere (even if it's just the grocery store) I tell them we're going to BLIPS AND CHIIIIIIIIITZ
When I see a big animal or something I say
>"A la grande le puse Cuca"
>"Se dice A TO MI CO"
Homer sees a gym and appears to be unable to properly pronounce it. Mild laugh: Homer is stupid.
Then Homer enters the gym and sees that it is a gym. After chuckling at his own ignorance, he knowingly identifies it as a gym. However, for whatever reason, Homer still completely mispronounces the word gym. He believes he is no longer ignorant, but he is still ignorant to an extent. A bigger laugh is generated by the absurdity of his ignorance.
I think people have forgotten what Mr. Burns was like when he was written well.
"Get me Stephen Spielberg!"
"Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent!"
"Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod. We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, BUT MINE WORKED, DAMNIT! Now go out there and WIN ME THAT FESIVAL!"
Relatively new but friends and I are getting a lot of mileage out of "Bitches, right?"
holy shit anon!
i was playing that the other day
so many memories, kids will never have a period of time like the early 2000's and flash being a dominate thing to animate with and make games with.
god damn man
>"Zappity zap zap"
>"oh no a shriek of terror! Dad's home!"
>"I'm all dressed up and ready to go guys! "
>"Hi we're with the animal hospital and we understand you have a dying animal in the premises."
>"Are mom's girls? "
Bathroom stall graffiti related,
I use a Sharpie a lot at work so I usually have one in my back pocket so I've developed a habit of writing "GARY WAS HERE. ASH IS A LOSER." on every bathroom wall I visit.
Pretty much every word in Simpsons, Futurama, Spongebob, etc. that's said incorrectly, I use in my daily vocabulary
>for no raisin
>"Weast" instead of west
>ctrl is CATARL
me and my friends always say "YOU SICK MONSTER" ,from chowder, in reaction to a slight offense
I almost got my ass beat because of that line.
>walking through Fort Worth drunk as fuck with a few friends
>see a small crowd staring at a guy standing on the ledge of some building
>drunk brain thinks he's a street performer, totally ignoring the fact there were like 3 cop cars, an ambulance and a fire truck there
>yell "Do a flip!"
>people fucking glared at me
>one dude got in my face screaming "DUDE YOU THINK YOU'RE FUCKING FUNNY, HUH, YOU THINK THIS IS SOME JOKE? etc. etc."
>look at guy yelling
>look at guy on ledge
>look back at guy yelling
>start processing the situation
>say "Haha whoops."
>stagger off hearing people talk shit in the background
My friends still haven't let that go...
He really was great
>Ramones playing at Mr. Burns birthday
Christopher Ward: Go to hell, you old bastard!
Marky Ramone: Hey, I think they liked us.
Mr. Burns: Have the Rolling Stones killed.
Smithers: But sir, those aren't the...
Mr. Burns: Do as I say!
Whenever I call my best friend or leave him a voice message, i'll say
>Hey, hey you! I'm Marty Mailbox
>Hey, hey you! I'm Teddy Treebark!
Or we just randomly quote the password from that one episode where Eddy says "The Crow caws at midnight" "Yes, and the cat swallows the bagel"
Nice. When I ask my friend a question and he doesn't know the answer he responds with
>Only the claw knows!
If it's been awhile since we've seen each other I greet him with
>What, no flowers?
It's a pretty generic phrase - and I believe the dub changed from the original - but I just love the delivery.
This one time in PPG when Mojo Jojo says
>I knew it.
From the episode he gives super powers to Princess Morbucks. Right after he hits her with the antidote and is about to fall on him
In addition to a handful of quotes, I also make the face Mulan is making here whenever it's appropriate.
>And that's the waaaaaaay the news goes!
Complete with the hand gesture.
>It don't matter. None a this matters.
>I take a look at my life every day. And I pop a boner.
>Hey, what are we doin' here? You know I got a phone up in my bedroom! C'mon I won't lock you in COME ON PLEASE FOLLOW ME
>YOU CAN'T STOP THIS! INTERNET PORN IS BIGGER THAN YOU!!!
>Look, I'm on my land. And we're both in America, which used to be a good country, until they started letting people like you do whatever the hell you want.
>OKAY HAVE A CRAPPY WEEKEND HOPE YOUR HOUSE BURNS DOWN
>NONONONONO I NEED TO LIIIIIiiiiive
>Fart you, butthole.
>(describing a show or game to someone who doesn't know what it is) It is a race against time and space, starring Eric Stoltz
I love Carls mannerisms.
Starting to eat more fruit and for some reason I can't stop quoting one of Principle Goodvibes lines from that Beauty Pageant episode with Mandy.
>STUDENTS!!! DONT BOIL YOUR FRUIT JUICES! I CANT STRESS THAT ENOUGH!
>I've got a lemon for a head. I guess that makes me... craaaaazy.
My friend and I do this all the time. Shit never gets old
>With my last breath, I curse ________!
>"I don't need this anymore... I don't need THIS anymore!"
My speech is 60% Homestar Runner.
>in coffee shop
>pick up spoon
>some fucker: "Haha, yeah The Tick! Nice."
>Get a really clutch win in Smash or Mario Kart or something
>amidst everyone getting hype
>"IS THIS NOT SIMPLER? IS THIS NOT YOUR NATURAL STATE?"
>drawing something, people watching
>it turns shitty
>"slap a beefy arm on there for good measure"
>do just that
>literally anything involving water
>"THE SOLARA ISN'T AMPHIBIOUS, MY SWEET, SEMETIC TREASURE."
>I will have both their traitorous hides, oh yes indeed!
I've try not to force it too hard or else normies will think I'm just saying yaaas
My brother and I do this surprisingly often.
My friend and I mention the Funky Spiderman all the time.
A team of sysadmins at my job have been naming servers after Regular Show characters. Didn't know they started naming them silly shit again. It started with Star Wars planets, then another group used South Park characters. They got that shit shut down after a vendor asked what the hell 'Lemmiwinks' was during a major meeting.
> Pretty much anything awkward happens when hanging out with my friend.
"YOU EMBARRASSED ME. YOU EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF HER!"
> Friend stuck looking for a word or lost his train of thought
> Something stressful happens
"THE BURDEN OF HOSPITALITY IS TOO GREAT FOR ROLF!"
> Getting up to get something
"He's coming around again."
"Yeah, to die!"
Tim and Place, or Hide Your Powerlevel. It's fine to do it now and then, but I know some people whose entire lives revolve around sick references, bro. It gets a bit fuckin tiring.
>I should not walk so that a child may live!
Every time one of my nieces or nephews want to go outside and play.
I still go anyway, but it's more fun when I pretend to let them 'drag' me out.
one of the most hilarious sound/quotes in my opinion.
>do it! DO IT NOW! (don't remember from where)
>Look at it! LOOK AT IT!
>(litteraly anything in a british-ish accent) (we are qc/french so literally any quote in brit is hilariopus to my friends)
I work at an airport, helping back airplanes in and out of the hangar and making sure they don't smash into each other. This quote and
are pretty much my life.
>This wont end well.
Ive been saying it for years since i heard it on Johnny Bravo all the time.
Ive gotten really good at delivering it at the proper moment.
My friends think im clairvoyant because i say it before something stupid happens.
Maybe it's the beer talking, but I am losing my shit right now imagining someone working that entire line into a normal conversation.
Anon, if I knew you outside of 4chan I know we'd be buddies.
"I was just wondering how little you guys sold out for and how it feels to have no soul and a black heart."
Although I usually just use the latter half whenever someone says they don't like a thing that I like.
>And so the dominoes fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
>Want any more Champagn?
>I will hide in this barrel, like the wily fish!
>Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast!
>men ______ but I, a God, CAN ONLY CREATE!
>You know that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was
>what are you going to do? Release the dogs, or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well do your worst!
ALL ANIMALS CAN SCREAM
I used the same line once.
>A kid at my former high school was on the roof
>yelling at people.
>no one understands him due to speech impediment
>he was only 2 floors up,
>he wouldn't have died if he jumped unless he landed on his head.
>a crowd of students gathered to watch.
>the principal is trying to talk him down
>I yelled "do a flip!"
>no one laughs
>no one even looks at me
>the kid starts cussing some more and throwing roof tiles at the crowd.
>the teachers make us go back into our classrooms
>the fire department takes the kid down off the roof
>turns out he was never suicidal, just mentally challenged and pissed-off.
>a teacher confiscated his pudding because he was eating in class, so he went berserk on the roof.
>the next day, my homeroom teacher gives me detention for yelling "do a flip!"
now that im tired and want to fo to bed im remembering all these things lol.
egoraptor quotes was and still kinda is a huge part of my vocab.
>friend and i start to do something
>alright lets do this!
>YEAH LETS DO THIS (plus im gay)
>I've soiled the good name of <x>. SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!
Used to do this when I fucked up at work
Doesn't work with the original dub, but in the "Das Bus" episode (mexican dubbed) Otto says
>I sure like this boat matarilerileron
I just change "boat" for ____. Matarilerileron is silly wordplay with no meaning
>"I give you my guarantee. Break it again, I guarantee I ain't comin' back up here."
As an IT worker this is my most used quote.
Does anyone even know what this show is?
A toast for the host who can boast the most roast!
I told that to my old room mate who didn't watch the Simpsons and he used it to a good reception at his family's Christmas dinner that year.
Bojack is pretty quotable. There was a period my /tg/ friends and I were quoting Season 2 a lot.
Any time someone Im someplace with a plate of fruits
>Why does cantaloupe think every time it gets invited to a party, it can bring it’s dumb friend honeydew?
>Can I please get some alcohol into my mouth?!
>If you die in improv you die in real life.
>tfw there's a bakery that I walk past on my way to work that makes cookie bouquets
HA HA HA!
Cookies on dowels.
I also use "BOOOOOWEEEEEEEOOOOOOOO" whenever I say the same thing as a friend. Complete with gestures.
>What the crap take?
>I think I'm gonna puke my pants
>I'm sad because _____
>This-aint-a gonna be-a pretteh!
Same, really. I also use m'n whenever I can use a word with "man" in it. Since we're getting to the holidays I end up using Santam'n a lot.
"Boring... Really" is one of my favorites to quote for some reason
[Arbitrary number]? Thats just a little bit less than [arbitrary Number Plus 1]. I remember learning that in school.
What are you...
>Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder
>Do what you do best: Act stupid and follow me.
>Your logic is flawless
>I feel that this is highly effiligent and edumacatiomus for my brain...cause I'm smart, boy.
>Now the only thing holding me back is my innate inabilitry to progress cognacious thunk.
>I surbibed with omly tribial bain dablage
Me and my friend quote wayyyy to many /co/ and /v/ stuff in just about every conversation while playing games .
>Do you hear that? it's the sound of no one caring.
>Life has many holes ed boy
>AW YEAH THIS IS HAPPENIN
>AND THEN COMES THE GIANT FIST
>I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo
>How does it feel _____? To be a bitch?
>Your extracting him?
>I am combat ready friend.
>I don't want to live on this planet anymore
>Bite my shiny metal ass!
The list goes on and on.
Whenever I ask why something has happened: "So why is... those things?"
Do your friends tell you to do flips now?
>someone walks in/by
>.....so I says to Mabel, I SAYS
Back in highschool, the popular girl made a mistake, and someone said that she ruined her image. I started chanting this, and the entire class joined in. (It was a small class.) for the rest of the year, whenever she did something wrong and any of those people were around, they would start chanting again.
Usually when losing in a fighting game, or really any game that involves beating, I'll say "stop pummeling me, it's really painful"
>Chilling in the river with my friends
>not a particularly strong swimmer
>suddenly fine myself in a strong current
>cant stand up, cant swim back. Fuck
>Friends are yelling at me, trying to save my ass.
>just shout at them "WELP THATS IT FOR ME GUYS! A LESSON IN LIFE IM SURE ILL GET!"
>I finally got to shore way down river and had to walk back home.
Sometimes a proper one liner is worth a lot of pain.
Whenever someone says something with particularly bad grammar, I tend to say
>Was that English, Ed?
Likewise when someone asks me where I came from
>Blame my parents, Eddy.
"And nothing of value was lost" can get some good mileage. You just have to make sure to use it wisely.
>I should not have to move so that a child may live!
>You are the gayest thing to happen since gay came to gay town!
>Well, no one escapes the... from... the... Alcatraz!
>A ___ cannot be killed. It was murdered.
>Dancing is forbidden!
>Powers. I have 'em!
>Oh, me too! I am not exempt!
>I can do it! I will do it nine times
>Get that man SOME souuuup
>Ready and one and set and go
Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad is surprisingly quotable.
The Angry Beavers gave me "Great buckets of Spoot, Norb" as a general exclamation. I'm also prone to Daggett's general "Eeeeh, eeeeh!" as well as "Eh! Stupid thing! Eh! Stupid thing!" when I can't get something to work. I also occasionally find myself mimicking Norbs speech patterns, like calling movies "myoovays"
I'm just imagining you being violently bashed against rocks by the current while you say it
Thank you anon.
When someone tells me something they want me to remember
>"Pack of highly. Got it."
>"Don't feel to bad for losin'! I was ______ when you were at your mother's teat"
I'm an asshole.
>"Learning is Fun"
When I or a friend makes a mistake.
>not knowing the joy of referenceing something with friends.
>no knowing the joy of a stranger catching your reference and laughing.
My college friends and I eat steamed hams all the time.
>Org of friend in Uni is sellign pizza rolls in a really shiny silver box.
>Buy the whole box to share with my roommate.
>Roommate comes back and asks if I have food he could eat for dinner.
>"Well. you could go with the grilled squid I brought back for my dinner or you could trde it all for what's in this box?"
The box is still used to till this day.
Whenever my roommate and I tell each other about a problem we have or any concern, the default response is It's fine, it's FINE! Everything's fine
>Yeah, those _______ are death traps.
Anytime anyone I know has a slight amount of trouble with anything.
>Remember, we parked in the Itchy Lot.
Anytime we park anywhere.
It's a miracle my wife hasn't murdered me yet.
"That's fine! I'll make my own ____! With Blackjack! And Hookers! In fact forget the ____."
I say this way more than I should.
"Prisoner Christmas" is probably the christmas song I find myself humming this time every year.
"It's christmas christmas christmas eeevee, can't leave, it's prisoner christmas..."
Literally every single time I go to Six Flags.
Every. Single. Time.
I went to Disneyworld this past summer and me and my brother started singing the Monorail song whenever we rode into the park, it was great.
Whenever I alert my roommates to the arrival of pizza i typically hit them with "It's all starting to make sense now. The levitation. The evil book reading. Those cream cookies you always eating. You a damn witch!"
"Oh yeah and what's your ass gonna do about it?"
"Nothing. Eat pizza. PIZZA TIME PIZZA TIME PIZZA TIME..."
>Hey look, it's the rapping man, cam to do his landry
every time I do laundry
I quote Spongebob all the time
>Ain't that just the way!
>It's a ROCK FACT
heh, i remember you telling about that many years ago. You ended up at some rich family's backyard
Have you gotten into any more interesting happenings? You told a bunch of weird occurences that you'd been in, as if you were attracted to them or them to you.
If nothing else, glad that you're still alive dude
>herro Chief! rets tark, why not?
>it'll go off for like... no reason at all
>"Look at you, standding there on your hind legs. Like a couple of Rory Cahouns."
Probably more often than I should.
>I am the Angel of Death. The time of purification is at hand!
My dad likes to say "theres your answer, fish bulb" to me
whenever I get a phone call from a number I don't recognize or haven't talked to in a while, or any suspicious seeming phone call, I answer with the really slow "y'ello?" from Homer Badman when he thinks God is calling him.
my mantra at work. anytime someone asks me a not very important question.