Discuss.

>>77936138
That's some shit ass interior design. Why put the tables so close together?

Supes would probably understand that it was an accident and then move the table himself.

>>77936138
Superman was an idiot for putting his drink on the table, and so are Cap and Rogue for doing the same thing

>>77936138

ALL THE INTERESTING MARVEL WOMEN ARE X-MEN OR RULE 63 OF THE MALE HEROES!

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>>77936217
The artist knows what's up

>>77936138
Hulk finishes his beer and mops the floor with everyone

The two "boy scouts" on each side are the immediate people facing off.

That tension won't last long and then friendly chatting all already.

>>77936138
>Superman
>the Flash
>Peej
>no one caught the drink before it fell

>>77936301
Until Thor's mug is shattered by that batarang that Batman is already holding.

>>77936391
>Implying it isn't an anti-norse batarang

>>77936138
How can the Marvel side play this so that they don't get completely fucking destroyed?

>>77936187
Please share your technique for playing pool in the dark. thx

>>77936491
Green Lantern.

>>77936301
This. Cap would apologize and offer to buy Superman another mug, Superman would be totally okay with this, and the two would immediately form a bond of friendship.

Where is Spidey? Why are the pool tables so close together? Why dosen't Marvel have any interesting female heroes that aren't from X-Men?

But real talk, Superman and Cap are both down to earth, reasonable people. I don't think any fights would break out.

>>77936612
>Where is Spidey?
You need your eyes checked.

>>77936612
>Where is Spidey?

Right next to Wolverine.

>>77936612
>Where is Spidey?
On the barstool next to Wolverine
>Why are the pool tables so close together?
It's a plot by a villain group to pit the heroes against each other

>>77936612
Spidey is at the bar next to Sniktbub

>>77936138
>Cap apologizes
>Superman assures him it's no problem, he shouldn't have put his beer there anyways
>Thor orders a round for the whole house, the heroes start chatting
>Iron Man gets shot down by Wondie
>Martian Manhunter and Hulk bond over shared experiences of being Green
>Wolverine swaps war stories with Hal
>Powergirl carries Spidey back to her place
>

>>77936727
>>Wolverine swaps war stories with Hal

And then they hatch a plan to start a barfight.

>>77936727
>Spidey webs "Help me" on the sidewalk as she flies off with him.

>>77936138
Flash was a piece of shit for not picking up the glass before it fell on the table.

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>>77936727
>>77936612
>>77936537
Nope. Inversion is in effect.

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>>77936727
What no karaoke afterwards?

>>77936727
PowerSpider is best ship

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>>77936727

>>77936727
>Powergirl carries Spidey back to her place
Go on.

>>77936796
Who would sing what together?
>Inb4 Hal, J'onn and Hulk do "It's Not Easy Being Green"

>>77936883
Why Can't We Be Friends?

>>77936883
The real question is "Who ISN'T going to sing Kryptonite at the same time?"

>>77936943
>Everyone wants to sing Kryptonite with Clark
>All he wants to do is sing "Superman" by Five For Fighting

>>77936883
Aquaman, Cap, and Superman would sing Hall and Oates songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvO0D1HkpR8

>>77936883
>Thor and Aquaman sing Queen's 'Princes of the Universe

>>77936980
No, it's
>He just stands in the corner, red in the face, doing the Batman theme by acappella

>>77936138
None of these people are the actual heroes, its a cosplay night at a bar, its just before closing so the only ones left are the very particular fans.

This explains everything.

>>77936138
What kind of asshole leaves their drink on the side of the table like that?
That's just asking for it to spill.

>>77937833
Thats why Cap isn't soley to blame

Any what happens ,is Cap apologizes profusely for his fuck up, and supes says it was his fault for leaving it theirs.

Cap offers to buy a round on him, but supes insists that he dose it, Cap insist more. Each one getting more annoyed at the other cockblocking their good sportsmanship

>>77938573
And then Wolverine throws a chair and then it all goes to hell.

>>77938573
Then they fug?

>>77936138
How the fuck was he planning on using that shitty ass, frictional as fuck bridge in the first place? Captain America is stupid.

>>77938603
yuuuup!

>>77936138
Guy kicks everyone out of his bar. Who the hell keeps drinks on the table?!?

>>77936211
Kamala is neither.

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>>77936138
>Keeping your drinks on the table

>>77936138

>Drinks on the Pool table

Hopefully the valiant heroes come in and fuck them up for this shit

It implies Cap has such poor spacial awareness that he'd knock over someone else's glass, and that Superman is so unaware/slow that he cannot prevent it from happening

>>77936138

Martian Manhunter mind fucks them all into thinking they're actually fighting so they just stand their like statues while he quietly finishes his pint

>>77936138
There are 66% more Marvel heroes than DC heroes.

>>77936450
They can't. The only one on the DC side that would get wrecked is Aquaman

>>77936450
>Thor, Hulk, Best Rogue, Iron man

There not that fucked

>>77936450

They can't. They have no defense against MM. He can just go intangible and us his psychic powers to fuck them all in the ass

>>77938736
>Superman
>Green Lantern
>Martian Manhunter
>Wonder Woman
>Powergirl
>Batman
Marvel lost the moment they entered that bar

>>77938762
Thor, Hulk, Iron man and Wolverine all have defenses against mind fuckery

>>77938736
See
>>77938707

He is that powerful. He did this to the entire Justice League just so he could fix a transporter in peace

>>77938788

>Wolverine has defense against mind fuckery

Why? The others I can understand but Wolverine having it is just bullshit. I'm guessing he got this when he was at his most popular.

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>tony's face when

>>77938829
Apparently mind control damages the brain, and he heals fast enough to negate it.
Since when does Hulk have mind control resist though? I thought him getting mind-controlled into fighting his allies about once an arc.

>>77936727
>>77936775

what if spidey says no to powergirl and blows his super rape whistle?

>>77938829
he has them cuase hes been mindfucked so many times entering his brain is a bad idea, in addition he has had the likes of rachel grey Prof X have put up mental walls to help, in addition to wolverine training in mental discipline on top of all that.

Wolverine's mind it the equivalent of a hellish wasteland sorunded by an adamantium dome, with trained werewolves prowling the perimiter

>>77936863

Ok, that is legit hilarious. :D

>>77938883
Wolverine tells everybody it's cool, he uses the whistle to communicate with spiders.

>>77938788
>>77938829
>>77938875
The only one out of that group possibly having anti mind control abilities would be Thor since he's a god

>>77938875
Depends how angry he is.

if this is full on pissed doff hulk you can't do shit

>>77938911
>He's spider-man. He's summoning the spiders. Your girl must be into some fucked up shit.

>>77938912
Tony it makes sense because he'd probably go out of his way to develop a counter to it. If Mags can have a helmet that stops it, so can Tony.

>>77936784
He'd still have to notice that its happening, though.

>>77938940

I always thought it being Magneto helmet was retarded. Couldn't they just make it that Mags manipulates the magnetic fields around him that reading his mind is impossible?

>>77939046
Considering some of the shit Mags could do when they created them, the mind-proof helmet is the least retarded thing about him.
>Can fucking astral project because >magnets

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>>77938940
His helmet wouldn't protect him from MM. You're talking about a guy who mind fucked the entire JL just for kicks without any effort

>>77936239
My dick.

>>77939158
I guess technically MM could phase through it to mind-fuck him too.

>>77938883
>>77938911
>>77938929

>powergirl is intrigued by the spider mention
>spidey flips wolverine off as powergirl holds him close to her world famous tits
>wolverine gives a thumbs up as powergirl carries spidey away for the kinkiest and roughest fuck of his life

is wolverine being a dick or best bro?

>>77938772
>>>77938736
>>Superman
>>Green Lantern
>>Martian Manhunter
>>Wonder Woman
>>Powergirl
>>Batman
>Marvel lost the moment they entered that bar

...not so much.

Rogue is the wild card.

Supes is wrecking? She takes his powers and now Rogue is wrecking and Supes is a normal shmoe.

MM is a non-player. He's within striking distance of Wolverine, who is a dude who hangs out with the Dark Phoenix for a laugh. His mental defenses are, to put it mildly, insane.

Wonder Woman? Captain America. He can't hurt her, but she can't hurt him, either. That shield stops everything she's got without breaking a sweat.


Flash? Spider Man. Those damn webs are waaaay more utilitarian than people think.


Batman? Black Widow, thank you very much. She does everything he does, better. His only advantage is billionaire prep-time.

Power Girl? Hulk wins that wrecking contest every time, in every way. Sorry.

Green Lantern? Iron Man. That would be a close fight.

So that leaves Thor to handle Aquaman. That fight takes about thirty seconds, and Thor wins hands down.

Once Thor curbstomps Aquaman, and Rogue drains Supes and becomes marvel-supes, it's a quick downhill slide. The longest fights to resolve are dropping Wondy and waiting for the Hulk to beat PowerGirl unconscious.

DC guys are always so confident that their heroes are 'stronger'. Pfft. Not even.

>>77936138

>Spider-man's face
> "God damnit not again!"

>>77936138
Who let underage Spiderman into the bar? Some heroes.

The bait is strong with this one.

>>77939192
B8

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>>77939192

This is the most biased post I've ever seen. There's nothing stopping MM from mind fucking the Marvel heroes that can be mind fucked and having them attack the other Marvel guys.

Do you wanna know how Wonder Woman beats Captain America mate? She calmly puts her hand around the top of the shield and rips it out of his hand.

>>77936258
He's too busy peeing.

>>77939192

>Supes is wrecking

Can rogue absorb powers if a punch has already caved in her head?

>>77939295

I thought everyone, DKek and Marveldrone alike, all agreed that DC character were ridiculously overpowered.

The fucking Speedforce can change an objects colors AND create energy clothes from thin air... Forget J'onn Flash's superpower is creating bullshit asspulls.

>>77939320
>Rogue goes after Batman since he seems to be the most dangerous.
>Manages to make skin contact.

"Who the hell is Bruce Wayne?"

>>77936537
/thread every time.

>>77939433
>>Manages to make skin contact.
By what? Reaching down his pants?

>>77939251
Why do you think he's underage? Be warned, if you say "Because Spider-man is a teenager" I may genuinely weep over the current state of Marvel. So take that into consideration.

>>77936138
It makes a great background

>>77939712
>the current state of Marvel.
>current
Will he be surprised its not the fucking 70s anymore?

>>77939712

"Adult" Peter may as well be a fucking teenager

>rogue drinking beer out the bottle

Could she be any more white trash?

>The flash kills every one in 2 attoseconds.

>>77940611
Nowadays, certainly.

>>77936138
cap would buy sups another beer.

>>77936187
It's Supes fault for putting a fucking drink on the table in the first place

Pool 101: NEVER put your drink on the table EVER

>>77940906
Why should Cap buy the beer? Supes shouldn't have put it there in the first place. Supes should apologize and buy his own damn beer.

>>77936138
>"Oh, sorry Superman. Lemme buy you another one."

>"Sure thing. No hard feelings, Cap."

>>77938715
Ehhhh, not even sure about that. The guy is at least as strong as Spidey anymore, if not stronger (he lifted most of a building while underwater in Sub Diego), not to mention the his mastery of Atlantean combat, whatever mallninja martial art that is

They'd all rip off their own clothes, each other's clothes, and have one super-powered orgy.

>>77938715
>not Batman

>>77941269
>he lifted most of a building while underwater in Sub Diego
He's not in water now. If they were at water slides, or a beach, or even the Aquarium sure. But on dry land Aquaman is shit

>>77941359
>bait the post

>>77936217
Ass!

Tits are just butts in disguise!

>>77941388
>Thor
>Iron Man
>Hulk
>Rogue
>Spidey
>bait
His best bet is to go for Black Widow. He's basiacally an invalid.

>>77938654

Kamala is a side-kick of a side-kick of a dead hero that nobody gives a shit about.

>>77941444
She isn't a sidekick though.

>>77941423
>rouge
countered with a batarang with rope

>ironman
with a push of a button Iron mans suit falls apart leaving Tony helpless

>thor, Hulk, spidey, wolverine
Too busy getting their asses handed to them by Power Girl, Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, and Martian Manhunter

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>>77941388
b-b-but

>>77941478
>worshipping a false batgod

>>77941485
Did they do any more of that "Aquaman is lame" stuff. Those moments were the reason I started reading that run.

>>77941485
I didn't start reading until late Nu52 desu

>>77941517
>>77941537
Tfw replying to the wrong post

>>77941517
Batman was planning how to take them out before cap spilled the drink. He's 20 moves ahead of everyone in that room

>>77941444
>Kamala is a side-kick
u wot u m9ical git????

>>77941485
so wait now he can summon water? Did Captain planet give him a ring?

>>77941564
Batman got taken by surprise by the sudden change of temperature in the room and pissed himself.

Canon.

>>77941583
now you're just shit posting.

>>77936187
All pool halls are like this.

>>77940940
Word. That's a good way to get your teeth kicked in at a real pool hall. I mean, it's Supes, but still.

>>77941577
>summon water
No. That's him jumping Anon. No water jet boosting - that's the air being moved

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>>77941601

>>77936138
>Shit sorry Supes. Let me buy you another.
>No problem. You guys ready for the imminent cross universe supervillain attack in the next few seconds?
>You bet your Red-White-and-Blue ass we are.

>>77941577
I can't tell if you're serious, but I'll assume you are. Aquaman's powers work outside of water. He is super-strong, super-durable, and somewhat fast, in addition to being able to telepathically control fish and aquatic mammals. As a matter of fact, he can't control water at all, at least without a special trident. In the current canon he has fought against WW, and held his own for a bit. He may not be a Superman-level character, but he could trash most of the Marvel heroes in the OP.

Also WW is pretty much Superman-level in all aspects, so the fact that Aquaman could take a hit from her is pretty impressive. Someone said earlier she couldn't beat Cap. She would trounce him.

>>77941632

>>77940940

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>>77941620
>Kevin Smith
>Canon

>>77941230
Yeah, these aren't really the specific characters that would start a fight in there. Now imagine if someone spilled Tony's drinks.

>>77938804

Source? Sounds hilarious.

>>77941645
When did this start? I haven't read one of his books in years, so I honestly don't know since he was always a pussy who only cared about saving fish

would Spidey even get in the fight? he has the look of the guy that has to throw people in the cab before the cops show up

>>77941663
>Denial

>>77941666
Tony's facemask is on, so I imagine he's staying dry anyway. I don't see a drink in his hand at all.

But yeah, Hal seems like the kinda faggot who would start a fight even if Cap and Supes were chill

>>77941663
Don't worry. Because of his super preptime powers he was wearing a pair of Depends.

>>77941478
>rouge
>countered with a batarang with rope

90's Rouge has super stregnth and durablity so no

>>77941689
The day the manchild who wrote, directed, and stared in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, aka dick and fart jokes the movie, has any say in what is canon is the day I stop reading comics

>>77941666
He'd just buy everyone a round, because, "THIS PARTY'S JUST GETTING STARTED!"

>>77941710

Not chemicals, though. Of which Batman has plenty.

>>77936791
>Inverted avengers Vs. Crime Syndicate

>>77941702

>Loveable Hal.
>Starting a fight.

If he did want a grudge match he'd do it simply by arm wrestling. His power against anyone's else. No actual blows would be had.

>>77941689
I think the new 52 has rendered that non-canon. I mean, there isn't even any mention at all of Silver St. Cloud or Onomatopeia.

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>>77937075
That's adorable

>>77936138

Spiderman why can't you ever sit like a normal person.

>>77941780
Why can't you respect the customs of his people, Anon?

Alternatively: Something something Deathnote.

>>77941770
The new 52 made Power Girl a flat chested black teen

>>77941780
with as many crazy people that are in that room i be ready to bounce too

>>77941864
Quit being an ass.

>>77941780
who the fuck is spiderman
sounds jewish

>>77941780
Once you get spider powers sitting like a weirdo because super comfy.

>>77941864
No, the new 52 made multiple Power Girls. The "flat chested black teen" as you put it inherited the powers of good ole PG. The original was an earth 2 native.

And then there's the other PG that's hanging out with Harley.

>>77941933
>The original was an earth 2 native
The original PG was a clone of SG created by Luthor on Earth 1

>>77941988
Not in the new 52 she wasn't.

>>77941759
What are the arm wrestling tiers of the people in the picture? Which pairs would be at least somewhat even matches?

>>77942034
I want to see Spidey arm wrestle Hal, assume he has super strength and toss him across the bar.

>>77939628
I see you've read my fan fiction.

>>77942034
>Supes
>WW
>PG
would destroy them all

>>77942083
No, please post it

>>77936138
>cap being a cunt and ruining other people's fun
I like the attention to detail the artist put in

>>77942114
>Wonder Woman
>Destroy Thor

>>77942149
>Greek pantheon > Norse
Facts don't lie

>>77942172
>Marvel pantheons > DC
Checkmate atheists

>>77942114
>No, please post it
Rogue and Batman are in the bedroom. Then Rogue touches Batman's peepee. Then they have teh sex0rs.

>>77939192
>implying spidey and rouge can't do it on their own
Spidey is canon precog who excels when beset by multiple assailants. He uses their strengths and coordination against them and has done so in multiple encounters to shocking effect even with enemies way above him in theoretical power levels.

Rouge takes in one of the supers i.e Supes, PG or MM and that's game.

The only challenge in there was MM psi shit.

>inb4 Flash wank
Slade dealt with him pretty handily without anything flashy. Surely you'd recognise that spidey in all his group fight confusion would be able to do that and better.

>>77942193
but Marvel follows the Norse, while DC follows Greek/roman/indian/egyptian which are by far superior

>>77942207
>rouge
i am upset

>>77942212
Marvel has ALL the patheons.

>>77942212
>DCuc/k/ pretending he reads Marvel

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>>77942212
>being this casual

>>77936138
Bane comes in and says I DONT SEE HOW THIS IS A PARTY

>>77942212
Marvel has all the gods including alien gods.

>>77942212

Marvel has pretty much all the pantheons. Though the rest of them are ridiculously inconsequential because unless you're a blonde norse god that wear's a silly winged helmet then that just means you're a bitch tier god. Case in point? a schizo Superman expy shrekt Ares. the god of war, only to later be delivered a killing blow by Blondilocks of Asgard.

How much would an Xmen book from the Infinity wars autographed cover by Stan Lee be worth today? Good-Mint condition

>>77942341
I'd give you a dollar for it

>>77942328
Well the god kings tend to be pretty hot shit.

>>77942328
Losing to Sentry doesn't make you weak. Besides Sentry gains 30 jobber points around thor. Didn't get Eaten by a worm or something when was death after fucking thor up and just never come back.

>>77941679
I dont think you have ever read any of his books if you think that, so go fuck off Seth.

>>77942360
>Didn't get Eaten by a worm or something when was death after fucking thor up and just never come back.
I left "he" out twice and I don't know why.

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>>77936138
>Everyone is chatting away and having a good time until Cap accidentally spills Supes' drink
>While Batman already has his hand on the fucking Batarang

>>77938862
Underrated

>>77942328
Literally all the Skyfathers are ridiculously more powerful than Thor, like Odin and Zeus. Hercules is on Thor's level. There's also guys like Pluto, Loki, etc.

>>77942473
>all more powerful than Thor
>all of them wouldn't do anything to save their dying universe, it was left to the one that's ridiculously less powerful than them to fight the good fight until multiversal collapse.

>>77938788
Iron Man has had telepathic defenses out the wazoo since he formed the Illuminati

>>77939158
Tony literally made an anti-TP shield that stopped Onslaught in AXIS

>>77942490
Well, they're also lazy assholes.

>>77939192
>Flash? Spider-Man

Even ignoring aaaall the other problems with this post, this is just ridiculous if you know any thing about the Flash. Peter might stand a chance against Jay, but Barry and Wally could take him down before he even realized there was a fight.

>>77938573
then spidey, feeling nervous, cracks a joke at superman's expense to relieve his own tension making everyone else tense again.

>>77942490
Sky fathers don't do shit anon, they are all abstract tier powerful and never lift a finger.

>>77942636
>can be assed to toss Hulk around like a lil bitch
>can't be assed to save their own hides.

Skyfathers a shit

>>77942490
They're smart enough to realize they're not the protagonist making them prime jobber material. Saving the day is hero work, unless they can save the day at the last second but then they'd need a stage hand to wheel them out in a box first

>>77938788
rogue too.
all x-men have, but rogue also has the whole absorbing other people's personality to gie her an extra layer

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>>77942677
>but then they'd need a stage hand to wheel them out in a box first

>>77941478
But anon, none of those you listed can do shit to serious Thor.

>>77941772
THAT'S adorable.

>>77942369
Writing about utter PIS does that to people

>>77936138
Is Thor & Rogue checking out Hal?

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>>77936138
why flash and SM didn't stop the fucking glass before it drop ?
they can move so fast that universe reset

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>>77939192
>Black Widow
>Better than Batman

>>77936138
Hulk will kick ALL their asses at pool. Fucking super-math...

>>77936217
ass>tits