Name a better daughterfu
Protip: you cant.
Best daughteru coming through
Not sure what are the requirements of a good daughterfu/daughter, but I think Carrie from Gumball could be a pretty good one, considering how much she cares for her cursed father.
All good choices for daughterfu but best sonfu is Yugo without a doubt.
She's cute, but her spookiness is too pure. I'd never be able to watch Japanese horror the same way again.
Wow, look at mister Worst Opinion of the Year here
OP, she's old enough to be your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother.
She and Carrie should totally handout sometimes, one is a sweet and innocent oriental ghost, another one is a sassy and friendly emo/gothic/punk rock ghost.
Fat, purple and duck lips.
big nose, behaves like a bitch.
dead. You might as well daughterfu a corpse.
animals cannot be daughters
It's clemen time!
spoiled brat getting spoonfed his victories
what the fuck, man? this is a blue board.
She only had a fat mentors to go off of.
Oh is this a competition?
You're right. I couldn't.
I will take her brother then.
She was there for the American revolution, and was around for the construction of the temple. And she was alive and alone at the kindergarten long before the other Gems got there.
At the very least she's 1000 years old.
Peridot is a better daughterfu.
Not THAT Peridot!
Fuck you and your cartoons, best comics daugtherfu
I was actually expecting that Peridot.
Where did that animation come from btw?
>Waifu and daughter mixed together
> sorry you can't accept that white people created the best system there is
>Democracy was invented by shitskin greeks, romans and Indians thousands of years before
>First to spark ideas about liberty and western ideals were subhuman frenchmen who still continue to plague the world and europe today with that "system"
Go back to not bathing your coffee shop Basil, the first world doesn't need your disgusting kind here.
nah, Waifu is from the bastardization of "wife" since Nips add their "u" syllable to western words, as is "daughteru" a mix of daughter and the Nip pronunciation for daughter.
"Daughteru" is for people that are autistic enough to conceive that them and their waifu would have a female child, which is disturbing enough because weebs have difficulty enough discerning "cute" (as one may find their daughter) from "sexually attractive."
The current system, aside from the kekold-union of europe. however, which separates church from state, by more importantly defining a set of universal morals, was created only recently through the thousand year process of moral refinement of christian values know as westernization.
I never said democracy was the best, just that the French pretty much made it far far worse and ruined the west forever.
Their revolutions and philosophers pretty much threw out centuries of progress on those "christian values", and if you think that westernization is based on Christianity rather than what a bunch of conniving frenchies cooked up than you're an idiot.
We don't need to bomb Syria.
We need to fucking nuke paris already.
Yeah, sorry to imply that the current system of US/EU values is perfect.
Civilizations which embraced "Christian values" is where western (best) civilization originated, despite how the Frenchie bastards bastardized it into "kill the rich" "philosophy." You should be advocating bombing the muds and modern France.
It's not just the "kill the rich" philosophy, it's democracy as a whole they bastardized. The french pretty much invented liberals.
And oh nonono, who gives a shit if a bunch of brown people live in France. The country itself and the french race are repulsive and Englishmen should have wiped them out a millennium ago. That's like saying you bomb the Death Star to kill a few Stormtroopers. French ideals need to be eradicated. Brown people aren't the one poisoning politics and the world in coffee shops and writing literature that's set the world back ideologically hundreds of years with vapid thought-terminating nonsense. People that think too much and think themselves clever are far more dangerous than people go give little thought at all.
If I had a time machine I'd kill Joan of Arc and than Rousseau right away, and ensure the "Social Contract" is never written.
She's a shapeshifter. Also it's a bit of a plot contrivance in of itself.
She as well as Garnet and Purl(Who canonically thousands of years old) were depicted as younger in the flashback episode as well just to show that it was in the past.
idk, france+germany had a bunch of religious wars, I always thought that those combined led to the separation of state morality and religion. Democracy is always shit, depending on which mud race can outbreed the natives, which depends on manipulating the majorities good traits (altruism) into supporting the muds massive population gain to majority, whether mexicans or "syrians."
>feel like a kid for thousands of years
>mother-figure dies in childbirth
>no longer the baby of the group
>have to try to be more responsible so you don't accidentally kill the thing
>realize it looks up to you, and may emulate the things you do
>suddenly lumped with all this responsibility you're not ready for and never asked for
>appearance changes to that of a teenager/young adult
it checks out
It's almost like something incredibly significant happened to alter their mental age in the past decade.
Like, I don't know, the loss of their leader who was like ten times stronger and smarter than all of them combined and was all about being maternal and protective.
The entire idea of "Goverments exist to serve their people and people are entitled to natural rights so gimee gimee gimee hooray democracy" is an inherently french concept put forth by the french race.
Back when the enlightenment was still kicking off, the concept of "Liberals" vs "Conservatives" came about when the King wanted to preserve the old order, Monarchy, with the entitlements demanded from a new Democracy that wished to be instated.
The Conservatives sat to the Right of the king and wanted to preserve the old order. The Liberals sat to the Left of the king and wanted him to step down. That is the go to definition of where Lib vs Con came from.
Centuries before that muslims and islamic peoples lived in Spain and France and had achieved great strides in architecture and math (holding onto and working off the old records from the Greeks) while most of Europe was still medieval. The French race made things so so so much worse for everybody once they had their little revolution. The world would be much better off if the Germans had just wiped them out in WWII and made sure Frenchies could never breed or repopulate again.
My daughter > Your daughter
>I'd almost certainly end up in jail due to her actions.
How can you say you love your daughteru when...
>Or... for other reasons.
Get the fuck out.
Boco, Robots don't even have souls.
Why does that matter?
I think I do...
The idea of "gibsme-dat" was around far before the france, an evident in the Romans (bread+circus). Old vs New certainly has been an ongoing theme since far beyond French times, but yes, that is perhaps where the balance tipped.
That said, I've been tipsy since the conversation started, but I'll remember what you've said. Thank you for introducing ideas I haven't seriously considered yet, such as islam's influence on france pre-crusade times, etc. It is interesting to consider what led to these revelations in france, before the Martel reclaimed+radicalizations.
>also mfw she reminds me of my younger self as well as a classmate I had a crush on
That art is by Polyle, Scrapper. You had previously drunkenly admitted to religiously following his work but later said you were just drunk. You are now posting a piece by Polyle sober. Just admit you're a lolicon, Scrapper.
You honestly think I would keep something of his if I knew he drew with those filthy hands of his? I already deleted it because it probably was cropped lolicon or something
And there we go.
Follow the Prophet in word and deed.
>You honestly think I would keep something of his if I knew he drew with those filthy hands of his?
Yes. He has an extremely distinct style. You know who he is, you've seen his work, so there's literally no way you could not know he drew it unless you're a gigantic gibbering retard.
You act like I keep track of every fucking artist here. It's not like he's a fucking shadbase or a legoman where you can easily see it in 10 seconds.
>It's not like he's a fucking shadbase or a legoman where you can easily see it in 10 seconds
Damn, how does one contradict themselves so easily? Yes he is. He's actually somewhat popular.
>giving a shit about a pedo trip
Nah, son this nigga's just too funny. It's like I'm cross-examining Frank Sahwit.
And on that note, I'd like my daughterfu to be Trucy Wright. Mostly because I love magic tricks.
I'm sorry my beautiful daughter makes you upset.
Penny Peterson, even if she is full of herself.
Mom is hot too.
I know you're not planning to daughterfu her at all.
We all know what you want with her, scrapper.
you can't hug a ghost
annoying ungrateful bitch
oh my god, what's wrong with her head?
she doesn't looks like the kind of daughter that would follow orders. Also, she is too white. That's kinda gross.
she is sad because she looks like a man.
What kind of sad man shows up in a thread like this and says mean things about little girls?
Were you hurt as a child, anon?
I'm sorry to hear that, anon. I'm glad you're still alive though. Suicide leaves behind a hurt that your loved ones can never really recover from.
I grew up in a household where a man I never knew, my mother's brother, killed himself when I was a baby, and it really shaped a lot of my young life. My mother never really recovered and it shows in the way she treats me. Not badly of course, but you could tell she was always terrified of it happening to me, no matter how happy I was.
So please keep living anon.
Hang in there, buddy.
Why? They're clearly the most pure.
holy fuck i feel illegal. in a couple of years she'll-
>she doesn't looks like the kind of daughter that would follow orders.
I don't know how many orders I'd actually give my kids.
>Also, she is too white. That's kinda gross.
Her dad is pretty tan, actually She just takes after her mom. Or he spray tans. Also, that's a pretty awful thing to say.
Her sister's great as well, though not as much daughteru material.
I don't know, man. Little Kid Yang was pretty adorable.
Oh, never mind then. But I think Eileen could be a precious family member material. Man, why can't some females as mature as her? "Most" female students I knew in high school were either hypocritical bitches or some downright retards.
I couldn't daughter Phanty. She's too hard to keep track of. If I daughtered any of the ghouls it'd be Sibella or Tanis.
Good taste, she is not for sexual.
I didn't know people wanted violently psychotic crackheads as their daughter, especially ones who will run as far away from you as possible, but go for it.
No. You want Sex. With your daughterfu.
You sick fuck. Azula is afraid of you
Well hopefully if I got a chance to raise them instead, neither of them would be as fucked up.
Since fucked-up upbringings causing lasting psychological damage is the running theme in either, I'd bet anybody could do better at raising either of the two. Just keep Buddy away from anybody with the name
Well, that's just a natural thing to do. Never trust a guy who calls himself Sticky.
The funny thing is, even before The Joyful tried to redeem him as a character, all the child rape Sticky's implicated in is essentially Brad projecting his fears onto a likely candidate. I'd love to see the design documents for The Painful's design process, but back when it was Kickstarted each uncle had a class and role in a four-person party system, like the game was essentially Post-Apocalyptic Earthbound. Guess what Cheeks's class was?
My guess is that Rick and Sticky didn't stab Cheeks. Buddy did it, either as an attempt to escape while Brad was strung out, or because Cheeks tried to fuck Buddy in the chaos of the raid. It's a damn shame there wasn't any Cheeks flashbacks, it's almost a missed opportunity.
Wow, shit. I never knew that. I kinda jumped on the LISA train a little late, so I missed all that early stuff.
I always thought it was kinda weird how Cheeks never really did anything in the story. Also Rick did nothing wrong.
Not even a question, I'd have to change the combo to my gun safe every week or so but it'll be worth it.
Spoken like someone who has no idea what he's saying, but I still can't let slide.
not for US. but we want grandkids, don't we?
i'm not gonna be one of those dads that wants to murder all his daughter's dates and just wants her to be a spinster forever.. that's fucking creepy, like he wants her for himself.
and it's creepy when all of our moms did it to us too but that was more of a 'being taught to hate mature masculinity by lifetime' thing I think
oh fuuuuuck you just made that episode make sense for the first time
so in those flashback pictures where they look basically identical except theyre in period costume (And somehow have photography or whatever) they were just feeling grown up that .. century
Louise really jars me in episodes where we're reminded she's still a kid. I wish I could be a little kid in her universe and attempt to foster a /ss/ relationship with her. I'd let her smack the living shit out of me if that's what she's into, I don't care as long as I can be with her. I just hope our relationship can actually last without me dying or going to jail due to the shit she pulls.
Rubiloli is cute as fuck. So glad we're getting an aged up version of her and Flopin as more prominent characters in S3.
This ship is even weaker. There's no way this pathological loser gets with Louise. His only chance is pity and we all know Louise is a stone cold sociopath who feels no such thing.
They have been getting closer and she's been a "bad" influence on him. He becomes more like her every episode he's in. They also make each other laugh. They're good for each other and they'll end up together.
>So Louise, how's your regular-sized romance?
>OH! YOU ARE SO CLEVER! I've NEVER heard that one before!
>Stop laughing, Rudy, it wasn't that funny!
>It (wheeze) was! (cough cough)
>It was funny the first few times
>(it's still funny)
well, that's a given, since It's against the rules
out of your face, get your face the fuck away from me!
But I'll give you a clue; the characters I'm thinking about are related and one of them has a slightly similar story to another character in a relatively young cartoon where you can observe a clear reference to pic related
That's actually a good thing though. Without someone relatively levelheaded and not too impulsive she'd end up in jail. For something funny and clever but jail regardless. I don't even want to think what would happen in a jail unfortunate enough to house Louise.
Bob would be heartbroken over losing his favorite child and only competent employee. I'm sure Louise would get out of jail with a lot of connections though. I'm sure she'd manage to get out early for good behavior. She's clever enough to never get caught and cute enough to get off scot-free if she did.
It depends on how quickly she ended up in jail. Bob is going to hold on to that restaurant until he's too weak to move. I'm assuming it'll be co-owned by her soon after she's legal.
if louise is smart she'll sell bob's burgers and either buy bob a burger place in an area actually SUITED for it (read: not a new england bay tourist town) or buy him a proper gourmet restaurant, something he seems a lot better suited for
Most restaurants have seasons where they're busy, ie bagel places do business best during the school year and kind of die on vacations and with a tourist town it's just a bit more extreme.
Though with Louise she's just as likely to burn everything down for insurance before asking if they have it.
well yeah she wont be able to afford it otherwise
only she's gonna TRIPLEbluff it. PRETEND to burn it down, collect the insurance, sell the restaurant to someone who wants to build a new building in the spot. When they discover it doesn't need to be rebuilt, she just says "oh then I can have my money back" and before they know what's happening (or the fact that fischoeder actually owns it) they've paid her both what the original AND what the burned-out husk would have cost, so she has that plus the insurance money and they're stuck with the insurance fraud claim because they now own the place.
fuck, fisch would probably just be willing to play into those shenanigans
An adorable, airborne ham.
rape victim/impure daughter
she looks like one
annoying and probably as dumb as the father.
where did you find her? a trashbin?
canon rapist yandere daughter
animals can't be daughters
fat purple rocks cannot be daughters
she is worried because her eyes are dots.
You're right. The best daughterus are always from /a/.
or yknow, start from the root and pick it outward, because the barbs point that way (i think? or maybe it's the other way)
anyway it's not like picking it out solves anything
anyway if i recall, porkyquills cant hurt you if they get wet. that's how they fuck, the male pees on the female first to soften her up
But that's wrong, of the fillys apple bloom is clearly the correct choice.
> pinkie is autistic. Now.
If anyone, it's maud. But maud is sexy as fuck too.
>Still Celestine from Ernest and Celestine
>still no Panini from Chowder
>Susie from Rugrats
>Boo from monsters Inc
>Lucy -Daughter of the Devil
>Dilian- from Golan
/co/....... I am dissapointed....
Lime wedge gem daughter better than purple cow daughter
>wearing one of Steven's sweaters as a winter coat
That's just painfully adorable. If she survives this ordeal with the Cluster, I look forward to the inevitable filler episodes where she hangs around town with Steven having wacky cultural misunderstandings.
Sorry, I only accept top quality daughterfus.
>Implying it wasn't a good comic before the trolls were introduced as actual characters.
Stop regurgitating other people's opinions, bro.
Have you even read the comic, anon? Have you even given it a chance? Or did you just take some anon's word for it without putting any work in? Be honest with me. I won't judge. The easy way out is...well, easy, isn't it?
Even ignoring Homestuck's quality, you chose a pretty poor daughteru.
Well, that's just your opinion, man. I shouldn't be penalized for posting something /co/ related because some anons don't like it.
>Not waifu material.
/co/? I don't know, man. I remember when people would chat about things without rampant shitposting, there'd always be those one or two guys complaining about how bad X was, but they were a minority in threads. At least Homestuck doesn't get it as bad as Steven Universe.
This thread is pretty hostile for being supposed to be about characters that give you praternal (or maternal if you're a lady) feelings.
>you can't hug a ghost
Evidently wrong. She is also only half-ghost.
as annoying as it can be, it's a genuine cartoon that airs on cartoon network. It literally belongs here.
Lobby CN for new episodes so everyone will be stuck in /sug/ again.
god dammit that's really cute. I'll take one, please.
>tfw no more Claire until 2016
>Sette will never call you "da"
>she will never quote you
>she will fight tooth and nail to be worthy of you
Fucking the gods.
ain much of anything til 2016 man. that's kinda what christmas is all about.. just winding down your year and resting and letting things end.. then new year later once the days get longer
sucks though because i like the rest portion a lot better. i'd be a terrible agricultureman
her parents literally kicked her out of home. Worst daughter
that smile is at least 9 on the scale of creepyness
what the fuck is that?
antenna hair or rabbit ear? either way it means she is a shitty choice for a daughter
bound to be a lesbian when she grow up while you blame yourself for being a shitty parent allowing her to turn like that.
seriously? more animals?
>there are people in this thread spanning 3 days that don't believe Madeline is the supreme daughteru.
Shit nigga, I've been watching the television series from 80's lately. It really is a blast from the past.
It's not her fault she causes suffering to everyone around her.
Hazel counts right?
I wish I was there as her big brother to tell her not to trust them new Squirrels over'dere.
Yes and no, depending on who you ask. Some people want to fuck their daughterfus, others want to raise them as their own and turn them into well-adjusted women. Others still just like really cute things and want a little cartoon girl to lighten up their dull and dreary lives.
I assumed Daughterus are girls you want to befriend and protect? Like filling in the big brother or father figure role.
yeah but you also want to befriend and protect your mate
i think a lot of us, contrary to moot's mantra, want to be the little boy in puppylove with the daughter
yknow because thanks to our overprotective parents we never got to
>thinking even evil Sugar woman would be horrible enough to extinguish someone so precious and pure
Holy shit anons bite your fucking tongues
here we go again..
daughters are not for sexual
i don't like yellow. No one likes yellow.
Christ, get a normal hair color
looks like a man, and acts like a spoiled child.
just look at her face. It's clear she is not daughterfu material.
What is it with you people that you don't even recognise a comic that has been storytimed dozens of times by now?
Nigger you do not. I will find you and I will hurt you I swear to god.
>all these Daughters
>No one has posted objectively best daughter yet
What happened to you 4chan?
> literally evil villian
Why are you peri fags so fucking delusional and autistic? You are the reason /sug/ is so shit, ever since perishit was introduced you have shit up every thread to the point of banning.
>literally evil villian
Someone hasn't been watching the show. Peri is objectively the best gem and is far from evil. All the war crimes /sug/ kept pinning on her turned out to be completely false. She did nothing wrong.
>wanting some fragile yet pretentious sperg