How do we fix the Care Bears franchise?

>>77909606

Make Lauren Faust design the bears.

>>77909606
that'd do
>>77909667
or that

basically anything but their current look, with the huge muzzles and tiny little eyes set close together. you want to do the opposite of that

>>77909606
give them an interesting backstory that isn't just "happy sunshine animals that live in cloudland"

How about this
Carebears are old teddy bears that have been cared for so much that they've taken on some of the personalities of the people they protect. Care bears protect their owners from [insert enemy here] and they become actual real care bears when they no longer have to protect their child

>>77909721
....that's really cute

>>77909667

>This

Hell! If she made colorful horse look fappable, why not make the care bears look fappable. But then again, she would once more create a new fanbase called the bearbros.

bring back professor coldheart

Anyone listen to We Hate Movies? They just did a Care Bear episode. It's hilarious.

>>77909606
No need to, nobody cares about bears.

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>>77909962

>implying this hard

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no CGI crap

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>>77909606
Maybe Gee I don't know. Lets stop rebooting old cartoon IPs and maybe just come up with new ideas.

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>>77909950
this

>>77909940
>bearbros
No.

Brother Bears.

Gritty reboot

BELLY BROS
CARE DUDES

>>77910237
and the girls can be sistursines

>>77909950
voiced by colbert!
>>77909962
we care about proper bears, the kind with claws and teeth and shit. why cant they be those? i've always hated teddybears, but i like like, bears, man. bear bears.
>>77910196
>implying there are new ideas
in the first place this was a cartoon based on GREETING CARDS. you can't exactly disgrace this.. it deserves to be done WELL at least once
and i liked shrieky and beastly.. and the disappearing-bears kid

wait shit, one of those was pound puppies

>>77909606
Return to its roots. The goals are for people to get along or feel better. Get rid of internalized plotlines that are insultingly childish.

make it dark and edgy

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DIC Care Bears>Nelvana shit

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>the first va for funshine bear was an IRA terrorist

wtf

>>77912872

FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER THE DIC BEARS WERE FUCKIN LAME NELVANA ALL THE WAY

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>>77909606

They are fine... nothing wrong with them

their current makeover has them looking like the 80s bears that made them what they are

pic related. CGI furry goodness

Damn... Tenderheart got a nice ass....

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>>77909606
After seeing the original Care Bear movies, the show has gotten WAY too mellow/mentally dumb/childish.
>>77909667
You mean design as in how they look? Also, I don't think it would work handing out the bears to her, since MLP was her passion as a kid, which is why she put so much effort/heart into the FIM series.. It may get a bit better in her hands, but I wouldn't really count on it.

>>77909721
Sounds interesting, and maybe better than the second film's clusterfuck of a mess the back story was for the bears.
>>77909953
Link? I am interested.
>>77910815
Yeah, this.

>>77913445
The new look is fine. It's just the writing that is too brain dead.
>>77913259
Sauce?

>>77913854

Yeah, I will agree with you on the writing...

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>>77913854
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Care_Bear_characters#Bedtime_Bear

Patricia Black
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patricia_Black

if this turns into another fucking mlp disaster im gonna quit the internet

>>77913259
disgusting

>>77914683
I would be more dumbstruck than anything else. But for fuck sake, if it ever comes to that, I just hope people just go as fans of the show and not make up some stupid nickname like MLP did. "Bronies" as a name sounds awful, but "Caredude" and "Belly Bro" sound even worse.

So who would y'all say is the best Care bear villian
and why is it Shreeky

>>77910196
Tell that to Marvel and DC.

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>>77910493
Whether good or bad not every IP from the 80s and 90s needs to be revived. Brand recognition is one of the worst things to try to draw an audience these days regardless if they are/aren't new ideas.

A flash internet Cartoon

>>77920985
Call Zone!

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>>77909721
Shit, I'd watch that.

>>77918351
Man, every time I see that image I am bemused by the amount of dedication that went into picking all those titles and changing them and then writing it all out neatly

>>77909667
>>77909940
>>77910237
>>77910305
>>77910454
>>77914683
>>77917357
>implying there weren't furfaggots long ago who were so far gone they fapped to care bears

We're talking the deepest of basement dwellers, but they existed. We would joke about them years ago because that was basically "wipe your existence from the face of the earth" level of fucked but they did exist.

Then the whole Sonic phase happened abd created a bunch of new autists and furfaggotry, and then horsefuckers added to that so now we have the /trash/ we have today.

I'm sure that FNAF made some furfags along the way, and there's no doubt that Zootopia won't do the same, but we live in a world where furfaggotry isn't as completely hidden from the world as it used to be.

Give us the whole cast instead of trying to shill only 7 or 8 characters. Same with the Care Bear cousins.
Go back to 2D, if not change 3D artstyles because that texture looks like wet carpet.

>>77909721
>>77909950
These are both really good ideas.

>>77909721
...Fuck man, I'd probably give that a shot.

>>77909721
What about the bears that were mistreated? Do they become serial killers?

>>77913259
>>the first va for funshine bear was an IRA terrorist

wut?

>>77924019
They could be the enemy, the bad influences the children are being protected from.

>>77924147
But they are victims they deserve care so they can be good

>>77928667
Is this the Grumpy Bear origin story?

>>77928768
>>77928667
>>77924147
>>77909721

>Open with the Great Cloud Keeper, in a bad mood, sweeping human smoke off of the firmament.
>"Those humans, what a bunch of assholes".
>He starts watching a couple of humans.
>The humans are trudging through the woods with rifles.
>One human has located something, and motions the other human towards it.
>They have come across a baby bear.
>Long story short... Theodore Roosevelt sparing the life of a baby bear.
>The Cloud Keeper feels moved.
>He decides maybe this whole bear thing has potential.
>Sees how children love their teddy bears.
>Starts repairing and recruiting worn bears, after a child's mother has thrown it out.
>Characters trickle in slowly.
>Later on some non-bears. (cousins)

>>77929161
Eh, I dont know anon.

>>77929161

fuckoff with this shit. there doesnt need to be a backstory... they just exist thats all there is to know

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>>77909667

pretty much what i would have done.

DJW is another option too.

>>77929833
No no no. The opposite. Every episode should give them all a new and unique backstory.

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I want Swift Heart Rabbit back.
>>77922742
This sounds good. How about making the bears a bit more unique from each other?

>>77909667

First have them designed by her then

have >>77909721 as a back story and I believe we finally have a way to print money once again

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>>77931735

I would totally plow swift heart from behind

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>>77932064
lewd

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>>77909940
No. We don't need more autistic fuckbuckets spamming their shit to the point they need a containment board. /co/ never recovered from the first time it happened.

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>>77909606
Mmm...I wanna fuck that bear...

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You wanna know what happens when the Care Bears don't keep everyone in the world caring? Somebody no one cares about what they do anymore.

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>>77909940

but the care bears are fappable

check out that ass, I would stick my dick in grumpys ass anyday

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>>77909940

ive fapped to this pic many times

>care bears not fappable

shiiiiit nigga what are you doin

I don't know about you guys, but I did like the intro theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lpeFfAA2LQ

And I also like the intro of the movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij9Bjl2Gy1c

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>>77932142

MAH NIGGA

>>77932178
>>77932186

>CGI garbage

Sorry, I'm more into 2D drawing.

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What if...?

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>>77932227

how bout this... better? I would still push my cock up his ass

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>>77932227

man I would fuck her from behind

cheer bear best

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>>77932276
Would make for an entertaining and comedic episode.

what happened to coldheart anyway?

>>77932142

Fuck you.... you made me hungry!

>>77910237

Brother Bear already exists as a movie, dummy

Whelp, goodbye thread, hopefully another one will be made in the far future.

>>77932142
I heard that if you put one in a microwave for 3-4 seconds, they are supposed to taste good.

the new series with the cousins blows

wew a care bears thread

>>77909940
She didn't do shit in that department. Fanartists did.

>>77932125
>/co/ never recovered
Do you see any pone around here, anon??

>>77913854
Eh, I thought it was cute and could see kids liking it.

>>77909667
Only if it's made clear that she gets to design them and nothing else. Don't want another thing for her to bitch about not having complete creative control over.

>>77909606
Make them ponies.

>>77944229
They're triggered by the very concept, anon. As you can tell by their bringing it up constantly. Don't shame them.