/co/ always has the shittiest gets.
Why we can't have a thread about nice things?
I've tried to start some positive discussion on /co/, but it was barely bumped, or discussed.
Yet, every time someone flamebaits /co/ there are 300+ replies. Why? Why we can't have nice things?
There's a secret santa thread opened right now and it is pretty nice. I think you misunderstand that this thread is also positive in the sense that everyone comes together to rag on dobson and squirrel girl, you saying you don't want people to get along?
Ho Ho Ho, mofos and homos. I hear you like Squirrels? I have a few images for you! Blessed Quwanza.
Lets start with my first exposure to this series
I once saw this cover in a comic book store and actually was stunned with internal laughter. I couldn't stop staring at it for like, 5 minutes, it was so delightfully awful.
I sure as fuck didn't buy it though.
And here is the cover from the other Squirrel Girl number One.
What a substantial leap in quality! What do you all think of these character designs?
I'm not sorry, Anon.
I have to share the pain so I am not alone in feeling it.
All around me are worn out places, worn out faces, bright and early for the daily races. Going nowhere. Going nowhere.
I SAID SMILE YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID GODDAMN IT ERICA CANT YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT?!
And now, three shitty drawings of Wonder Woman and one on model drawing of the least sexy woman Frank Miller has ever drawn.
And now something cute.
>This post = bugs.
>my feelings = the guy
this is actually pretty okay by Dobson standards
also although it is a Erica Henderson piece I'll admit I actually really like this cover for USG #3
Terrifying, isn't it?
I think the Win O'Thread could help, if you're mad enough.
Kamala's art would make
But the world we live in is cruel and EH would draw Kamala and some snotty fuck would write. Probably Max Landis.
Where did Dobbeh go after he quit DA and his Patreon was a joke?
What is this shit
Why would someone do this
Why would you draw this, and say "Yes, this is acceptable"
That was Erica drawing Kamala for fun.
This is Jake Wyatt drawing her for fun.
There are "only nice things allowed" threads every few months.
Those threads are the most cloying tripe known to humanity.
I hate both kinds of threads, but feigned pleasantries are worse.
Dobson drew this? Besides the shading and his choice of characters this is actually at the very least good. THIS piece of shit was posted right before it. Maybe because of the simple pose and the already incredibly simple and shit character design it's easier for him. I don't understand.
The artist is SOBAD it's like I want to wait... I thought Henderson draws Squirtatoble Potatogirl.
Almost makes me want to take the scans and remove all her lines with "Moron" text from the Dialectizer (and a lot of Derrrrrp! where she's obviously shouting something.
You know what, duh...uh...? Fine. Fine! Huh huh! Wet's fite! Doihh, COOW!
But I hope when dis is obeh I hope you guys can f'gibe me f' beatigg you up, dgust wike I hope Spideh Man wiww f'gibe me, uh uh uh, who if you'ww aww wecaww I awso awweady totaw beat up.
And whiwe I was beatigg him up, I wibehatid some of his doohickeys, duuhhhh, in case of DJUST SUCH an ebentuawity.
So y'aww awe on notice dat you'we in DEEP TWOUBWE NOW, cuz de unbeataggwe Skiwwew Giww has gainid access to..
Howd on, dehe's a twick t' gettigg dem attachid to youw wwist...
...dgust a seconb... GEE danks. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit!
...awmost got it...
Wike I was sayigg,
SQWIWWEW GIWW'S GOT WEB SHOOTEWS NOW, DJEWKS! Doihh, COOW!! Doihh, COOW!
>Fudd and Moron in Dialectizer.
and I feel stupider for retyping that garbage dialogue.
Dan Slott wrote all the GLX specials and put her in an episode of Fantastic Four. Odds are that anyone who liked Squirrel Girl prior to Unbeatable liked her because of something he wrote.
When will Cho give us his Squirrel Girl?
She truly is the best
Squirrel Girl could have an epic rivalry with Chipmunk Lady. It'd be like an Irish/Scottish thing: Saying they're basically just the same will get you stabbed in the junk.
Who are those marked by four purple circles/oblongs in pic related?
>Dropkick Enthusiast will never be a real magazine
>Attractive female characters existing
QUESTION. Which is worse. Dobson's sg or Hendersons?
...but they're horny as fuck, indescriminate, and have no pants.
I wish I could hate you so much right now. But I can't
By hiring Ghiru to do all the faces..
Looking at her previous designs, some of them have minimal harelips, but you're more likely to see frank miller draw non whores than her draw non harelips.
If this thread's going to be anything but "Bitch and moan", then I can maybe get behind it.
>Dobson drawing Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
It's like shit's interpretation of vomit.
So who would you cast as Squirrel Girl for the MCU? This is my pick.
I was gonna say Eden Sher from the Middle because she's goony looking enough to be goony looking but she's not a total Lena Dunham. However recent photos seem to imply she's done with that phase
Apparently she talked to them Last May but I didn't see anything come of it. A lot of people talk to them, did she Voice act for them or anything?
Oh hey she's the voice of Star Butterfly, I didn't know that.
She's kind of a midget and I think Squirrel Girl just has to have some meat on her. She has to have a real sprinter's ass, she's gotta look like she's a healthy ass nut-eating, tree-climbing, ass-kicking girl.
Like more like this:
I know we're going into an era where we all want every type of girl to be recognized as beautiful, but the combo of fat cheeked, toothy overbite, and short frizzy hair is just not attractive. I know there is an ass for every seat when it comes to fap material, but on the grand scale they literally molded the ugliest girl possible.
Maybe I'm being harsh here, but aside from putting acne all over her face to make things worse, she simply looks like she has down syndrome. Looking like she's mentally challenge is probably one of the worst ways you can design a character.
Before I get ass-blasted about saying this, hear me out. Looking like this, if she was a guest appearance in a comic, or some other minor roll, then I wouldn't be complaining about her looks. The problem is that she has an entire series devoted to looking like a toddler drew her. Instead of making a grand statement to enter the Marvel community for real, she looks like a moron derping around.
But that isn't the worst part. No. They are trying to make her a deep character. Her gag is that she is unbeatable with squirrel powers. Now she has a storyline and real life issues. No one asked for this. But not only are they forcing this, but they also made her look retarded. So now we have a comic about a sad retard playing with rodents.
Why must everything pure be ruined?
>Now she has a storyline and real life issues
No, in New Avengers, where she was the babysitter for Luke and Jessica's kid, she had a storyline and real life issues.
In Unbeatable Squirrel Girl she's just a retard manchild flopping about doing nothing but getting praised for it.
So they shouldn't cast her?
Pft, I wish that's what current Squirrel Girl looked like, they're definitely using the Modern American Woman's definition of "Healthy" aka Lena Eatsham
>So they shouldn't cast her?
no, cast her based on her look from GLA cute Ronda rousey feels to much like what Erica was trying to do with this new version, and I do not want her to get that kind of respect.