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Why did Professor Utonium become a ninja?

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Why did Professor Utonium become a ninja?
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>>77897544
because gooks are fags
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He didn't. H became a samurai.
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>>77897544
Being cockblocked by Miss Keane drove him to it.
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>>77897544
Family, Success, Happiness, These were the perfect ingrediants to make the Perfect Life, but then a secret ingrediant was added to the formula. DEATH AND LOSS.
[image of the Professor standing over the girls graves]
And so The Samurai was born! Using his ultra super powers of vengence, and magic katana Professor Utonium went out to fight crime and the forces of Evil!
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>>77897544
Shit hit the fan
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>>77897544
I remember the very first thought i had of this show; the very FIRST thought after seeing that trailer
was
"why are they making a show about a samurai professor?"
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>>77897881
Oh my fuck
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>>77897544
>Long ago in a Townsville, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Monster of the Week, unleashed an unspeakable evil by killing the PowerPuff Girls! But a foolish professor who had nothing to lose, wielding sugar, spice and everything nice stepped forth to oppose me. Before the Chemical X was struck, I took over his mind trapping him in his personal hell, where everything is lost! Now he doesn't remember his old life but desperately seeks to return to the 'past', and undo the present that is Aku!"
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>>77897544
His show turned to shit go he jumped ship.
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>>77899298
This
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He has to avenge the Power Puff girls.
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>>77897544
>>77897572
>>77897881
I think it's more likely Samurai Jack became Professor Utonium.

>Jack goes back in time and defeats Aku
>Discovers he's become immortal
>Stricken by mild sadness because he will outlive any family he has
>Unless...
>And centuries later, the powerpuff girls were made.

Alternatively, Utonium is actually Jack's reincarnation.

>yfw a scrapped PPG episode had Utonium picking up a sword in desperation and shockingly kicking the badguy's ass with it.
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>>77903205
>scrapped PPG episode had Utonium picking up a sword in desperation and shockingly kicking the badguy's ass with it.
Need a source for that, it'd all but confirm it
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>>77897881
That is fucking crazy.
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>>77898289
>tfw Aku is really an old, deranged Mojo Jojo
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>>77898289
what are the odds of chemical X being concentrated aku power
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>>77897544
Jack successfully defeats Aku, starts a family, generations pass, and Professor Utonium the decedent of Jack, creates the Powerpuff Girls.
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>>77897881
>Aku BTFO the powerpuff girls
>Chemical X is Aku

Oh damn
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Timeline A:
>Aku defeated in the past.
>Jack has peaceful life.
>Jack has family and children.
>Jack's descendant becomes Professor Utonium.

Timeline B:
>Aku sends Jack into the future.
>Jack was no present in the past.
>Townsville never had a Professor Utonium.
>Powerpuff Girls never existed.
>Jack witnesses the destroyed Townsville of the future.
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>>77906145
That's pretty legit actually.
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>>77906165
Chemical X could still be the remnants of Aku.
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>>77904450

A lot of the speech patterns check out.
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>>77904605
It's entirely possible. That era of makers were all friends and kept a consistent design aesthetic across shows.

Before Foster's fucked it all up.
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Him vs Aku
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>>77904095
Ummm, no source because it's fake. Sorry, man.

>yfw no screamin, shirtless Utonium protecting his daughters from evil
>and making every woman in townsville wet.
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>>77897881
how the fuck did Aku beat the PPGs tho
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>>77908232
They never existed.
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>>77897544

We have seen Jack's childhood. We have not seen Professor Utonium's.
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>>77908232
It wouldn't be hard desu, even Larry managed to capture the PPG
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>>77908232

>Aku is the evolved form of Him
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>>77908232
Chem X is Aku.
That and probably HIM.
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>>77908232
Aku is a fragment on an ancient darkness that was only beaten back by the combined leaders of several godly pantheons and can only be defeated by that pantheon's blessed weaponry.
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>>77906145
>>77903205
This is the only theory i can actually stand, might be true
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>>77908274
We have seen the Professor's childhood. The girls went back in time and met him.
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>>77897544
>samurai jack
I was born in 1997, what is this?

You're going to say "underage!!!" or "It was on from 2001 to 2003, how could you not know about it?", but the thing is, I don't remember anything from ages 4-6 other than floating shapes, colors, and drinking from a sippy cup.
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>>77909658
You haven't changed
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>>77907358
Him easily.

PPG never were able to properly best Him the few times he actually did something, whislt Jack outright defeated Aku in their first fight, only surviving due to time travel.
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>>77909658
Just go torrent it like a normal person.
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>>77909787
Jack only wins because he has a blessed weapon. Take the sword away and the fight is much less even.
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>>77909658
STOP THIS STUPID FUCKING MEME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>77908350

>aku is black, red and green
>divided into chem x, him and...the gangrene gang
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>>77909899
Still beat him. PPG have super powers and never were able to destroy Him like they could Mojo and Princess.
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>>77908986
which one? Each one kind of presents two very different possibilities.

One says Utonium IS Jack. Another says Utonium is Jack's reincarnation, another has Utonium as Jack's descendant from a different timeline.
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>>77909990
They'd win if they went to church more often
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>>77909949
Green
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>>77909949
>implying he isn't the combination of Blossom and Buttercup fused together by Chemical X
>implying he didn't try to force Bubbles into the combination, but couldn't even touch her as she is canonically without sin
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>>77910083
Why is his neck a steak?
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>>77910083


>bubbles is the spirit of jack's sword
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>>77907332
How so, exactly?
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>>77910140
Precious.
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>>77908348
>both 3 letters long
OH FUCK
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>>77908348
so, Aku is Satan with steroids?
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>>77897568
is the professor a zipperhead? Is this canon?
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