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Who is the father?

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Who is the father?
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No one.
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Me.
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>>77881092
Miles Morales
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Carol Danvers
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>>77881092
Since its marvel, it's probably a roody-poo.
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Morlun
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>>77881092
Bendis
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>>77881092
You
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Brian Michael Bendis
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>>77881249
This until they say otherwise. And possibly for five months after that.
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>>77881249
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The baby is his own father.
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Are you ready for his return?!
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One morning at Avengers mansion
*Knock knock knock
*Squirrel girl opens the door while holding Danielle
"Hello- WOW are you getting big" she says.
Spider woman looks down and rubs her stomach and says, yeah this is going to be a big un.
>She looks up for a minute then pauses she looks over squirrel girls shoulder then asks
"Is Luke home?"
>Squirrel girl says, yeah he's upstairs come on in
..
It pretty much goes downhill after that.
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Marcus
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this guy
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Morlun
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>>77881450
Why would he do it? Other than it's his fetish?
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>>77881092

>implying a woman can't be impregnated her, you problematic piece of shit
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It's Carol. It's gonna be Carol.
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>>77881092
I've been wanting to talk about this, isn't jumping around with a baby and getting the shit beat out of you with a baby inside of you a bad idea.
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>>77881092
Some black guy.
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>>77881092
its a skrull
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>>77881092
Yo mama
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>>77881450
Literally the only thing that would make me read this.
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>>77881314
Bendis? The writer?
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>>77881249
The first issue seemed to indicate Carol.
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>>77881092
the entire multiverse collected in battleworld.
She's 8 months pregnant 8 monhts after the ent of secret wars.
Her baby comes from the cosmic energies liberated by he reconstitution of the multiverse.
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>>77881542
then you should read the comic if you want to talk about it, so that you know what you're talking about.
>>77882150
>judging things you haven't even read
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>>77882747
How in any way?
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I have black guy
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>>77883020
Man not another cosmically powered baby, please.
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>Is the father’s identity being kept as a secret for now?

>Dennis Hopeless: I wouldn’t call it a secret, but yeah, the baby’s father doesn’t play into the first arc at all. Jess could tell us if she wanted to. She just doesn’t want to.
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Will the baby be a boy or a girl?
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>>77883111
>Purposely reading anything by Hopeless
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>>77881092
Will a pregnant Spider-Woman burst into a millions billions spider babbys?
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>>77883485
Only if she leaves behind her final message to the world in a web.
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>>77883469
>Hopeless

For a long time, I thought this was a mocking name /co/ gave him.

>mfw I found out it's his actual name
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>>77883590
It's a super appropriate handle for him too.
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>>77883111
The point of the cover is to entice you into reading it. If the cover makes the book look stupid I'm not going to read it.
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>>77881249
over/under until the melodramatic first kiss splash page?
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>>77883385
yes
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We all are.
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>>77881249
I mean it's Hopeless so this is really possible.
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>>77883385
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The Reader.
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>The High Evolutionary
>Merlin
>Jared the Hydra agent
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>>77881092
>Who is the father?
probably Captain Marvel. which I am A+ ok with.

Srsly tho. It's Hawkeye. If you've read the issue, go over the party scenes again. There's exactly ONE male who doesn't ask who the father is, and also walks right up to Jessica and touches her stomach without her killing him. (Earlier she zapped Stark just for asking who the dad was).
Putting the pieces together.....Spider-woman and Hawkeye dated a few years ago. Seems likely that when Jessica saw that they were all going to die (final incursion), and Hawkeye was nearby, she decided she'd go out happy. Hawkeye obviously had no problem with this. Only problem with this scenario is that Jessica and Natasha were piloting a ship to Reed Richard's lifeboat, which got shot down en route. Soooo.....maybe she survived the crash, Hawkeye pulled her out of the wreckage? Or it could have been before she boarded the ship.
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>>77883747
I'll fap to it.
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>>77881249
>>77883747
dumping Carol/Jess lesbian fanart
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The bigger question is why didn't they bring Julia Carpenter back? She had a kid and a cooler Spider-Woman costume.
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EGG SAC
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>>77886789
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>>77881092
VIEWERS LIKE YOU
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>>77884969
>>77886875
KOJIMA GET OUT
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>>77886846
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>>77886842
Never heard of him.
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>>77886804
She is an old hag and has weird magic network powers.
Also her daughter wouldn't be cute like a new baby.
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>>77881249
Futa carol impregnating jess when?

Now?

Please?
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>>77887118
since Dennis "dog-fucker" Hopeless is writing this..........there is a small chance this may actually happen.

again, let me say, I am ok with that.
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>>77887222
But Humphies isn't Hopeless?
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>>77887222
Lockjaw is the dad.
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>>77887222
>>77887264
>But Humphies isn't Hopeless?

they all look alike to me
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I have heard that the only good stories for spider-women is when she is an agent of sword in marvel knight.

How true is this ?
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>>77887496
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I want American Mangaka's to stop inserting their fetishes into their comics.
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>>77887559
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>>77887542
Not true. Her original run is also good. Better, even.
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>>77881502
Bob Ross?
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>>77887092
>new babies
>cute
Have you even seen a human baby, anon? They're blobby shit machines.
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>>77887695
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>>77887820
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>>77887026
Have them raise an adorable li'l super daughter together, it'd be adorable

and would complete the Jessica Jones ripoff
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was the old spider-woman cartoon any good? I only learned of its existence the other day.
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>>77887635
American Mangakas? These sad queers here have been doing this for a hell of a lot longer then 4chan has been around.

Shit, take a look at fucking /aco/ r34 threads on /b/ or any sfm thread on /gif/.
Shit tier dick girl shit as far as the eye can see.
Hell, take a gander at Nightcrawlers original origin from claremont(also why the losers here cream their panties over that lame ass character)
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>>77886804
Pretty sure she's still around as Madame Web
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>>77887542
isn't that the one where she's starting to go loopy to stave off PTSD?
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>>77881092
Does anyone even care? Honest question.
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>>77888410
If it's something genuineley absurd I'll be entertained.
If it's just Clint I'll go back to not caring
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>>77888093
Can Drew and Danvers' powersets be inherited? Not sure if affects the reproductive cells.

Although pretty much every skill except pheromones Spider-Woman has is outclassed by Captain Marvel's analogue, would just be a Tot Marvel.
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>>77888743
Spider powers are almost always inherited, going by all the myriad spider-daughters peter has across different realities. Probably because of totem bullshit.

Dunno about Danvers's though
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baby bump
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They were doing a good job with Spider-Woman with her update and they ruined it by making her pregnant
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Like. I'm trying not to make the whole Marvel and DC trying their hardest to kek the white males. But if the baby's father is black. I'm gonna give up on comics
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We all know who it is.
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>>77893060
Even if the father is Blade and we get a cute spider-vampire girl who the mother resents for her black hair being natural?
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How hard will people riot if its a white guy?
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>>77881092
Well OP, I'll tell you this much
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I may be wrong about this but didn't she date Clint? And I mean. Clint DOES have a kid who ends up being a Spiderwoman. I mean yeah from a different universe but it does seem to at least nod to that idea.
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>>77881092
Luke Cage is the father of every baby in the Marvel Comics
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>>77881542
What a misogynist thing to say you insensitive prick
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>>77883152
semen donor.

Which I'm sorry to say but that could make for a fucking AMAZING plot device if by some coincidence, the semen donor was also super-powered, and maybe even someone we know.

Who could it be that would make this interesting enough?
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>>77883365
So essentially "I haven't decided yet and need bait in order to make this last long enough to have another arc"
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>>77887559
Spiderpowers would make for interesting sex.

I don't need to say anymore, you already understand what I'm getting at at least based on this picture
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>>77881092
A pack of consensually challenged demons.
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>>77881276
So, the baby won't know either?
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I'm surprised there isn't any preggo porn of her yet
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>>77894681
Clint also dated Black Canary in one of the crossovers with DC
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Clint is the obvious candidate.
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some nigger
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Will this story arc end with her going to planned parenthood and donating her babies body parts for lamborginis?
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>mfw there are people that want Hulk to be the father
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