ORANGE BUTTCHEEKS RETURNS TONIGHT.
FIFTH BROTHER PROBABLY GOING TO DIE - Edition
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As promised, the latest Star Wars.
Literally the most cashgrab game I've ever played.
>buttcheeks perfectly fine
Is double standard anon making the threads now? These generals are going down hill.
Orange Buttcheeks is like the oldest joke in these threads, where have you been mah nigga?
I used a webm from the TCW show as the OP picture, not fetish porn, dont see the problem.
There has never been fetish porn used as the OP in the these threads. Only the controlling shitposters ever perceive it as such and thus try to ruin the first 100 or so posts bitching about it. Literally, no one actually cares.
Don't bother explaining anything to the newfags. Just ignore.
Yeah, let's just post fetish porn.
Wait seriously? You guys don't think Ahsoka is going to take at least one of the Inquisitors?
Oh man, I think there may be some surprise in store if that's the case.
Do you like Figran D'an and the Modal Nodes?
Are you sure that's not IG-86?
I got that one, and it kicks a fair amount of ass. Then again, I've always been partial to the IG series.
I've been grinding for Dooku, and the drop rate on those shards is horrible.
>Vader has a Waifu that's a dumb ass
>Leia is attracted to idiot Han
This is Han Solo we're dealing with, not to mention Star Wars. You know, the guy who runs screaming after Stormtroopers and then suddenly runs back screaming because the Stormtroopers are now chasing him? Or when a box of tools fell on his head when he was fixing the Falcon? And he was part of the slapstick group involved in the whole Ewok net fiasco.
It's sad that my best hero is still the Jawa.
Luke and Han versus battle droids (and commandos at that!) will be most excellent. Hopefully they make something of a decent showing, not like those poor Magnaguard who were humiliated by TIE pilots, of all people.
Oh no, Leia is in danger, let's hope she survives this
>yfw he kills Leia and replaces her with a synth
He has no evidence that proves Leia is related to him other than the memory of Padme carrying twins. He didn't know either of them survived his turn to the dark side until Boba told him Luke's last name. The other twin could have been dead at any time between then.
The only people that saw the twins and knew their secret are dead by the end of ESB (Bail, Obi-Wan, Yoda) and Vader only talks to one of those three in the OT.
In Stealth Strike, when Sato says that he is a member of the Corporate Alliance, is he bluffing or is that for real? Is the Corporate Alliance even still around? If so, that's a pretty dope alibi for running around with corvettes and A-wings.
i wish they could have gotten someone better to deliver the lines
Someone that doesn't come off as a totally edgelord
He just seems to cringe worthy in these movies
Would have made the movie 10 times better if there was better delivery just with his character
Usually Scanners and stuff would usually pick up that she had twins. I wonder if the force hid Luke or Leia to protect them? If the Emperor or Vader were to find out about one, the other would still be safe
BT and 000 are the weakest part of the Vader comics, Aphra is salvageable, but those two are just cancer incarnated, pic related, mfw them every time. They are the closest thing to a Jar Jar in the new canon material.
Okay, this this just a little silly...
Ok, Revenge of the Sith coming up. Hopefully the streamer will show up in time for the new episode.
Plenty of writers just want to reinvent the wheel of IG-88 and HK-47, but BT and 000 feel like the writers are trying to hard. Too much slapstick this issue. Or, I don't know, not the right kind of slapstick.
I really miss all the grotesque sithspawn. Throughout The Clone Wars I was hoping they'd do an arc where the Jedi stumble upon a Sith alchemy research lab filled with all sorts of abominations, the clones Zillo, and maybe even a retooled Durge as an "It" creature since his physiology really lends itself to the horror genre.
Still hoping Rebels will pull through.
I'm not a fat miserable cunt, you fucking shitlord shit. I'm like 6'10" and fuck hot chicks every goddamn day. What do you do? Jack off with your cheeto encrusted hands to your Star Wars waifus?
OH WAIT. You don't have any Star Wars waifus because you don't know shit about Star Wars like that the Corporate Alliance is mentioned in the films you fat hair walrus vagina.
Now bow down to your better, you fucking sleemo and eat my pussy.
Is it the poodoo or the fact that Han knew her? I mean we'd seen that she previously sold super rocket Droideka and super rocket Droideka accessories to rebel/pirate groups. Sounds like someone who would be talked about in smugger's circles.
Is there a moment in canon where Obi-Wan comes to terms with the fact that his best friend is Darth Vader? After the events of RotS, because in ANH he pretty much has no intention of trying to turn him back.
Is this the hope >>77878926 was talking about?
Someone should stream it, so we can all watch it together
That shit happened all the time with the Stormtroopers in ANH because their costumes were clunky. They knew it would be impossible not to have constant fuck ups with Stormtroopers so they would shoot scenes with them like 50 times each and choose the best looking version to put in the movie.
Squirt+Spray, flamethrower, and shock are his bread and butter combos.
Saw and splice also have utility.
I firmly believe that if the CIS had invested in Astromechs instead of B1's, they would have stomped the Republic.
>Are these meme characters real? The answer may surprise you!
Watch Mojo's top 10 Star Wars EU characters.
Fucking closed the tab.
>Cade Skywalker on any sort of list
Alright, I'll bite, Might be good for a laugh.
Haha, yeah no,
Oh come the fuck on, a fucking canon character? Are you even trying?
Holy fucking shit, this list just gets worse and worse.
Eh, it's an alright choice I guess. I'm not sure I'd call her top 10 material. If they wanted a next generation Jedi Ben was better.
A good choice, surprisingly enough.
>not even top 3
Well, I can't say I'm surprised.
Another canon character, although I guess she did start out as an EU character.
Eh, not sure I'd put her in the top 3 but it's an alright choice I guess.
What a safe choice. I can't say I'm surprised.
>idiots don't understand that if it's not the movies, it's the Expanded Universe, regardless of it's standing as 'canon' by the Lucas Story Group
Anyone can tell you that if it's not the films, it's tertiary, no matter what. Stupid people like you are seriously making Star Wars not fun anymore.
Streaming Tarkin and his Merry Band of Jedi come join in on the Stream
Keep your 'girls'
Time for best woman.
Mara Jade must be canon. She makes me cum like one.
So, this mobile cash grab game has a neat atmosphere at least. Spotted a Kel Dor and an actual non gangster Hutt in this place. Also the character selection has some obscure ass people on it.
>/tv/'s shitposting has now upgraded to falseflagging early reviews.
You know what would be really cool to see? An Star Wars AU comic where the CIS led by Dooku won the Clone Wars, ending up with him killing his master and taking place as Emperor of the galaxy. It would be really interesting to see a Galactic Empire based off the CIS, with improved Battle Droids instead of Stormtroopers and how the Rebellion would have formed. Indeed the CIS-Empire may even be seen as liberators of the galaxy, and the Rebellion reactionary upstarts. Plus Dooku may have ended up turning Anakin to the Dark Side instead of Sheev.
Since there's no Sith behind the CIS i'll guess we take out the clones too. I'll say more of a cold war situation with a lot of spies running around.
Or the Republic gets even worse since it's economy was already bad, but since no clone wars i think the conflict would have extended itself for a bit more, until one of them runs out of money and gets desperate.
>>Tarkin as leader of the Rebellion
Oh damn, I want this.
>Dooku and Tarkin are still amicable with each other
>They meet over secure Comm channels
>Play strategy games to see what the other would do in a conflict
Of course, Obi would need a good reason to join the Dark Side. I imagine something along the lines of him becoming disillusioned with the Republic as it's slowly pushed back along with a sudden reveal that, actually, Dooku was right all along might persuade him to join his cause, only to kill off Sheev and fall to the Dark Side.
Of course, whether or not he goes off to Mustafar and gets toasted remains to be seen. Though Anakin would try to win him back.
>Tarkin was the true reason the Death Star failed.
"Wilhuff, I've secured their shot, I'm coming back around to get you."
"No my friend, its up to you to continue the the plan. Guard it well, he'll be watching this "failure"."
Critically, I mean. Which has happened many times in Star Wars. Never enough to ruin the massive parade of monetary win it has enjoyed as a franchise, but you know what I mean. No one wants it to tell a worse story than it already has in the past.
Well, that's too bad.
No you don't, they would only show it once a week at a time where most children are getting ready for school. They can't schedule shows for shit and only spam one or two shows that belong solely to them for hours a day. I don't even think they have a Saturday morning cartoon block now.
saw this, then made this
and regretted it immediately
Wookieepedia says Ithorians can speak Basic but with a strange accent.
What Ithorians are known to speak Basic? Is it in any media that we can actually hear?
>Turning off that lightsaber by willpower.
recon is up
Yeah, that was a fun episode. Looks like some huge Ezra development next week. Hopefully they can keep this quality or better up for a while.
I do hope they make 5B look like less of a weak link. He made too many mistakes and only succeeded at out-strongmanning Zeb. 7S carried the villains this time, and I really want to see him as a more distinct and menacing antagonist alongside her, instead of the loser holding her back from success.
I hadn't noticed how fucking thin are Ahsoka's new sabers until this episode.
Yeah, 5B is kind of a dumbass right now. He really needs to step up his game and be more intelligent or put his brutality to better use.
He spoke through a squawk box though.
>Yeah, that was a fun episode. Looks like some huge Ezra development next week. Hopefully they can keep this quality or better up for a while.
Even if they just have a few episode (like 5-6) like this in the season it would be good. The opening episodes were already great.
I really wish they could have a PG raiting instead of Y7...
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No, they were on the trailer, I just hadn't noticed how thin they were.
I do like the blink-and-you-miss it touches of him being more attune to the Force than 7S, who relies extensively on her probots. But then he got duped by the baby monitor trick like an idiot (though I loved 7S's wicked little bitch laugh at his expense. I love when villains fuck with each other like that). If I had to settle on a dynamic for them as of now, I'd prefer him to be the wise mystic, more in touch with the Force and trusting of his senses, but also very prone to emotional outbursts and berserk rage in contrast to 7S's trust in the technological, pragmatic and far-thinking putting much more effort into mindgames and manipulation than letting her emotions take the wheel. They just need to hammer that in instead of making her the focus and him the disposable extra. There's potential for a great pair of villains beyond just being Sith Team Rocket.
480p WEBRip of "The Future of The Force":
No 1080p this time thanks to >>77886533
More issues with the inconsistencies of force powers today:
>7S can't sense two Jedi and a Force-sensitive baby in the same quiet hallway as her
>5B can't tell the difference between a (Force sensitive) baby and an electronic device making baby sounds
>Ahsoka can leap multiple-story buildings in a single bound
>We purposefully trained him wrong, as a joke.
>No 1080p this time thanks to >>77886533
You're within your right to, but that is just doing what >>77886533 wants.
>7S can't sense for shit
I think that's the point. She uses her droids for everything, and doesn't seem to force-sense as much as any other force-sensitive character in this or TCW. And she'll continue to do so now that her beloved droids found out about Garel this episode.
>5B is a fuckup
Yeah, this episode wasn't kind to him, but it sounded like a lot of echo and reverberation in the halls of that building. And since Kanan went that way with the comm already, his senses just figured that was the right way to go.
It's from all the cardio she got chasing Cassie in Lightsaber Lost. Damn that was a fun chase. I'd jump multiple stories in any number of bounds if it got me closer to that fat Terellian booty.
So after what more we've seen of her we can all agree S7 is pretty much a 10/10, right?
>wants to be a mother
Ripbro, if you're actually butthurt about that dude that's pretty funny. If you're just trolling the other anons, that's even funnier. Either way the episodes gonna be on KAT within the hour regardless tho so I don't really care.
ehe nah. 7/10 at best.
Half of the episodes have been good but the others have been really eh. But the latest one's have been pretty good so if they can keep that going, then maybe it gets a higher rate from me.
So why does Pablo always say 'Well technically Ahsoka isn't a Jedi and neither is Kanan' even though they're obviously Jedi who's long term goals are to destroy the Empire and start the Jedi Order up again? Like yeah as far as official paperwork and semantic bullshit goes they're probably not Jedi but why make the distinction when the whole point in light side force sensitive Rebels is for them to bring the Republic back and remake the Jedi Order? Reminds me of pic related.
Being on the light side does not make someone a Jedi, just as being on the dark side does not make someone a Sith. The Jedi Order does not exist, there is no reason for them to call themselves an extinct group.
Yeah, he was "the Obi-Wan" in this fight. The third-wheel of a handicap match that the stronger opponent just keeps ignoring and kicking aside to focus on the more powerful of the pair. Poor guy really needs to get established somehow, lest he slide permanently into being the Seventh Sister's weak link bitch boy. An enviable position it may be.
Plus, the Jedi are banned in the Empire. Kanan and Ahsoka know how awful the Empire is to those breaking the rules, so that's more reason to not draw attention to themselves.
He's just having a brain fart. Ahsoka, Kanan, and Ezra even call themselves Jedi at the beginning of the episode. Pablo's just trying to explain that they are no longer a part of the organization, even though they carry on its teachings. Something he didn't really need to say at all.
Shit man, it's those little touches that subtly convince me this show isn't complete shit. And it's not. Not all the time, at least. They snuck a lot of information by this episode.
But the important thing is, were those younglings for the big?
They just added a new update to Commander that adds TFA shit. You can go to Takodana (where Maz Canata's castle is) and use luggabeasts (that robot dog thing with the AT-DP head they've shown) now.
Now this looks a lot more like what I'd expect Ahsoka to look like had they not aged her so poorly.
You get shards until you can buy the character with the in game credits. This wasn't nearly as cash grabby as I was lead to believe as well. Kinda bland like other mobile games though. Uprising is better.
Obi-Wan Undercover Bounty Hunter arc is on right now. Join in if you'd like.
Also, had there been nearly as much sea mist/sleet in the scene, it would have been much prettier. Damn those tight Disney purse strings, maybe one day we'll get a special edition bluray to fancy it up.
Huh? I don't follow...
>Is that going to be in the movie?
>that ahsoka wink
>everyone wants to be a mother
rebels is just a gold mine on /ss/ material
This episode made me wonder whether Kanan, Ezra, Ahsoka, and all these force sensitive babies they're saving are around during the OT and they'll be the future Jedi that Luke will train at his Jedi Academy. A lot of people are too quick to assume that they'll all just die because Yoda told Luke he was the last of the Jedi. Keep in mind that was in the same movie where Obi-Wan says 'That was true, from a certain point of view'. I think the same can be said about what Yoda said especially when paired with how there's this big push in the new canon to show that the Jedi are the ones to talk first before attacking enemies. It makes me think Yoda meant 'yeah there are probably other Jedi running around, but Luke is the only one who Anakin would ever listen to and if he doesn't turn Anakin back to the light side over time more and more Jedi will die at the hands of Vader and the Empire then the Jedi will truly be dead.'
We don't get anything new until the 9th when we get Star Wars Annual #1 and a new Rebels episode.
Any South American people here? How big is Star Wars down there? I talked to a woman at my school about Star Wars today and she said she had never seen them but had the theatrical VHS tapes. I convinced her to watch them and then see TFA when it comes out and managed to not spoil her. My explanation of Star Wars was 'There were these good religious guys called the Jedi who were peacekeepers in the Republic but some evil religious guys called the Sith destroyed the Jedi and made an Empire. The story is about a guy called Luke who's the son of one of a Jedi named Anakin who was killed by Darth Vader when the Empire took over. Luke and a bunch of Rebels try to destroy the Empire and stop Vader so they can reestablish the Jedi Order.'
Star Wars Rebels Magazine UK 009 (2015) (b0bafett-Empire).cbr
Star Wars Rebels Magazine UK 010 (2015) (b0bafett-Empire).cbr
Do these help?
Star Wars Rebels Magazine UK 011 (2015) (b0bafett-Empire).cbr
Oh fuck I just realized something. They're going to rehash the entire OT.
In the confirmed scene leaks yesterday they made a note to say that Starkiller Base wasn't entirely destroyed and just needed to have tons of shit rebuilt after what the Resistance does to it in TFA. They're going to rebuild it and bring it back for Episode 9. I really hope they don't do that because bringing back the Death Star was really shitty but I wouldn't be surprised.
>yfw in Episode 8 we get a scene of the new Jedi character running around doing flips and shit with Luke on their back for extra pottery
It couldn't be helped. The Empire had created an intergalactic fearmongering policy that necessitated the existence of at least one Death Star. The DS2 wasn't just "oh, it's bigger, therefore better". Its entire existence after the first one was blown up at Yavin was being too good as bait for the Rebels to pass up, and they upgraded it with a precision superlaser that devastated the rebel fleet. If Sheev had bothered to update his crystal ball that day, the Empire would've swept the Rebels then and there.
>7S flirting with Ezra in the one episode
>saying "everyone wants to be a mother" in this
>mfw 7S might have a Mother/Son fetish
>start watching new episode
>can't wait for all this /ss/ I keep hearing about
>oppening scene has Tua recolors being used as background characters
why Dave, why must you do this to us!
OK, guys, I decided to uplaod 1080p WEBRip of "The Future of The Force" after all:
In exchange, would you mind anwswering a little question? What are you plans concerning The Force Awakens movie:
>I'm gonna see it in theater
>I'm gonna wait for home media release (web/bluray/dvd) and buy it
>I'm gonna torrent it
>I have no plans to watch it
I'm thinking of going, but I can't decide whether I'm ready for disappointment