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QC GENERAL #3102

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Questionable Content General

Lol soft drugs edition

Don't drink alcohol though, you'll stab your hand off kid

Side note: check out Dora's thigh gap. Somebody find the angry twitter messages to Jeph from fatties and post them
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>>77835723
Fugly dykes

But real talk, if black hair chick looked consistently like first panel all the time and didn't have hipster Tumblr ear stretchers she would be hot.
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>>77835723
go away
this comic is bad
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i hope future generations will stumble upon this comic and have an inkling about how bad things really were during these dark ages.
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>>77835723

"Oh noes, my Pateron has slipped cause of my shitty artwork and using a misogynist robot, gotta haul in the lesbian angle to raise the jewgolds."
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>>77835723
That's not really a thigh gap, it's the natural consequence of surgically removing your pelvis and inserting your legs in your thoracic cavity.
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I hope Tai remembered to get permission from Dora before getting that haircut.
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>>77835723
>Dora let Faye go for drinking at work while still doing her job
>Tai said she couldn't work because she was so stoned and Dora is fine with that.
Is this because Faye is straight?
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>>77836307
Dora isn't Tai's boss.
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Good God, I can't believe you people read this.

It's been like this for years, and I'm honestly just baffled at this point.

How have you fallen for this fat oaf's siren song?
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>>77836394

I built this ship to wreck anon
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>>77835723
Did Tai always have that super dyke haircut?
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>>77836394
Are you somehow implying that Jeffery is making a profit from my laughing at his comic?
At mind you, not with.
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>>77836447
I can't even tell who these characters are. The male looks like he's actually dressed like an adult, so I assume he's not part of the core cast.
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>>77836496
>Are you somehow implying that Jeffery is making a profit from my laughing at his comic
He is, and he will.

You can laugh at all you want, but he'll have the last laugh at the end of the month. People being unable to let the comic go are the reason he is one of the top webcomickers.
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>>77836543
But how am I possibly giving him any money by reading his comic here?
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>>77836663
Bumping the thread, making it live longer, making more people more likely to see it and get curious enough to start reading it for real.
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>>77836705
But I always sage these threads anon.
You're the only one bumping this shit.
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Tai, you've stolen Claire's haircut!

...I don't have the SJW Claire shop. So I'll just use lusty Claire for no reason.
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>>77837122
Here you go, anon.
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>>77836473

Nope.
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Jeph trying again with his art?
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>>77836705
Sage is your friend
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>>77835723
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>>77835723
Was Dora always this curvy?
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>>77838102
She's been steadily gaining weight. She started as rail thin, progressed to standard skinny fat, and is now fully pear.
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Please stop posting Questionable Content.
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>>77836524
Pretty sure that's Sven and Hannelore
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>>77838143
...But haven't these comics only been taking place over the course of a couple months?
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>>77835723
Are cannabinoids an effective pain killer if I, let's say, stab my hand?

Asking for a friend.
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>>77838689
Who knows. The seasons changed a few times. I guess it's 2 years or so.
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>>77835819

Hide it, dumbass
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>>77836236

I thought that JJ couldnt make anything uglier than Claire's nose ring

Then along comes Tai's new look.

Bravo, Jeph
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>>77836394

Is it really beyond your means to see the perfectly obvious?

We like to shit on a bad webcomic made by a bad person. How can you not comprehend that? This question gets asked every thread and every time it's the same answer.

I only read it here. One of us goes and grabs it off the site. Thereby giving us our fun and denying Jeph the page hits he would get if we all went there ourselves.

If you don't approve of this, Im sorry. But you can easily just ignore these threads
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>>77835806
>Tumblr ear stretchers

This isn't funny. You just sound stupid. You post like a 12 year old.
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>>77836543

Im genuinely curious as to why us doing this concerns you and others so much that you feel this need to step into each and every single QC thread and question why we do it.

Seriously, what are you getting out of this? If you think we're wrong, why can't you just let us be "wrong"? and go participate in topics you actually LIKE?
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>>77836705

Well, that really isn't something you should be concerned with

It's pretty easy to hide the threads
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>>77838053

And why should he / she, pray tell?
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>>77838729
>Asking for a friend.

I highly doubt that

Not like anyone here can figure out who you are
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>>77840572
>defending ear plugs
they always look terrible

yes, even on you

no, you're not pulling them off
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What's with the tumblrina haircut?
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>>77840671

Just Jeph being hid usual pandering self

Notice she's also a bit dumpier now?
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>>77840671
>tumblr invented skrillex
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>>77838143
>>77838102
>curvy in 1st pannel
>boyish in 3rd
I'm gonna say no.
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>>77840867
>boyish in 3rd
How can you tell? You only see her head.
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>>77835723
>faye did a lot around the shop
Wait, isn't the girl she's talking with Faye?
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I'm not sure if I dislike Tai for how shit a friend to Marten she's been, or I'm mad at Marten for being a doormat.

Then I remember that stuff happened like 3 years ago and the comic is still poopy then I feel pathetic.
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Let's talk about the joys of alcoholic beverages and why Jeph should drink himself into a coma.
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>>77840795
>skrillex invented Salt-N-Pepa

Sideshaves go back at least as far as first-gen punk.
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>>77836394
>Good God, I can't believe you people read this.

I can't believe that people still show up to whine and complain about Jeph Jacques despite how much they "hate" the comic. I'm doubly impressed that nobody really cared before Claire and that these threads turned from pure fetishizing to outright hatred the moment /co/ figured out he wasn't going to pander to them.

Now someone explain to me how in a free market, Jeph is somehow a monster because people freely donate money to him with the understanding that he keep up his mediocre webcomic. Someone tell me how he's worse than Tatsuya, Dobson, or Diaz.
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>>77840572
Someone seems triggered.
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>>77840572
Gauged ears are idiotic, good luck finding a real job when you're thirty and you've got leper-lobes
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>>77840894
think that anon meant 4th panel, but yeah, she loses like 5 inches of hips between the two shots where we see her full torso
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>>77842209
That's Tai, Dora's girlfriend and Marten, Claire and Emily's boss.
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>>77843544
This is one of the worst webcomics ever made. Even B^U made characters more indistinguishable.
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>>77843381

My wife's a high-up administrator at a respected social research company and she's got gauged ears, a pierced nose, and a pierced lip.

It's not impossible.
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>>77835723
I'm digging Faye's Pink/Daisy Duke/Biggie Smalls hybrid look there.
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>>77842332

>Westy 12 has only been in production since 1940

Fuck, I liked the idea that those monks had perfected the recipe over centuries

good shit though
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>>77843566
>My wife
instant lie
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>>77843639

Nah. :3
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>>77842639
He's not. He's an easy target, though. Dobson's learning to ignore us and Buckley hasn't done anything of note recently.

And we're burnt out on Dumbing of Age right now.
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>>77843720
>:3
God, you're such a fag. And that's gross tunnels notwithstanding.
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>>77843907

^_^
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>>77843544
So when is Faye's sister going to come back for a visit and break up Tai and Dora?
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>>77843566

Does she peg you, too? Jesus anon
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>>77845233

Nah, she prefers taking to giving, though I will say adding a remote control bullet does wonders for both parties
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>>77843566
>social research company
>respected
Sounds akin to libarts college professors spending their careers writing essays about Twilight.
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>>77846124
Please, tell us more about your opinions on things you know nothing about.
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>>77844816
>Implying Faye's sister didn't get on the same bus as Marten's band, the POC Coffee of Doom employees, black intern, all the non-Hannelore Coffee of Doom employees, Will, and Angus after Jeph dropped their plotlines
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>>77846124

Natch, that's why nobody listens to Pew surveys or any shit like that
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>>77840586
>If you think we're wrong, why can't you just let us be "wrong"?
Because it's funny
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>>77846139
The butthurt is real
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>>77842332
>he [Obama] personally pays for the equipment and ingredients
No, we, the taxpayers, do, through his salary.

>>77843544
Those are different people??? I just thought Faye had become a lesbian for no reason.
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>>77846311
Exactly. Polling is bullshit and hardly anyone takes a single source seriously anymore.
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>>77836447
Hey! American parasyte!
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>>77846786

But that's wrong, you fucking retard.

We're not just talking about polling. Social research--not just opinion polling, although that's part of the package--is crucial for everything ranging from ad campaigns to profit forecasts to gas price indexes to legislation.

I know you don't like liberal arts, but don't jerk yourself off over things you know jack shit about.
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>>77846601
You realize the actual salary for being President isn't that much and Obama has far more than what he gets from that, right?
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>>77847306
Psh, ever get polled? They ask bullshit leading questions to arrive at a predetermined answer, and they do this by peppering questions with qualifiers like "always", "never", "sometimes", "at least once". So they poll you and ask shit like

"I always agree with Democrats"
"I have agreed at least once with Republicans"

You're lumped in as right wing because you're forced to answer no to the Democrat one and yes to the Republican one even though you might be a Bernie Sanders fanatic. Then, a few months later, when The Guardian and HuffPo post articles with titles like, "America's Alarming Allegiance to Conservatism" and they claim 40% of people "identify as conservative", the actual alarming thing is the 60% of people who either lied or are genuinely ideologues to answer that way.

Oh, and then you read the methodology and see that they called 250 landlines from 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM. Great sampling method there.

If you want to see the above phenomenon in effect, take that political compass survey that's all the rage right now. The reason everyone posts lower left graphs is because the testing forces you there via "always", "never", etc.
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>>77846301
>Marten's band
Ceased to exist due tor creative differences and Amir/Natasha breaking up, Marten wasn't particularly good friends with them and they sort of just drifted apart.

Don't really hold that one against jeph, they left the comic in a sensible manner.

>POC Coffee of Doom employees
Legit can't even remember any besides Dale, damn. Those ones must be gone for a while.

>black intern
I wish Jeph would have had the decency to even have her quit or something.

>Will
Currently shacking up with Penelope, AKA the former main-character-who-works-at-the-coffee-shop-everyone-is-always-at-while-only-appearing-twice-a-year-at-best

>Angus
Fucked off to the West coast after breaking up with Faye, don't really hold this one against Jeph either beyond him not having him say a proper farewell/Marigold even mentioning her former only-friend and roomate.


holy fuck though this comic has dropped a lot of characters
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>>77847978
Marten's bad still exists. Over the past few years it's just been Marten and Hanners dragging their feet over playing a show. For whatever reason Amir follows along despite actually formerly being in a band that played shows.

Penelope and Cosette had a cameo last week.

The black intern did quit. She was written out last year or something. Don't remember the circumstance.
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>>77847978
I think Angus fucked off to NYC and that only happened two or three months ago in QC time. Maybe he'll come up again in another year or two
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>>77847978
Actually, you're kinda right about the band. It did split up and then was ambiguously carried forward when Marten and Hanners discovered Amir living in the studio and then proceeded to have a jam session. I think everything since then has been off screen. This is the latest reference I know of. 2013? Not two months ago? What am I doing with my life?
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>>77848261
>Dora actively enabling on-the-job drinking

Man, Jeph sure did do a 180 on alcohol once he went sober.

This comic sure was a lot more entertaining when he was a drunk.
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>>77847630

>ever get polled?

No, but I'm married to someone who directs (among other things) some long-running attitude surveys, and they're nowhere near as simplistic as you're describing. I'm talking (usually) in-person interviews with pages upon pages of detailed, nuanced questions that change depending on the background of the individual interviewed (everything from ethnicity to income level to religion to region to beyond gets factored in).

It probably helps she's studying shit in no way tied to elections or political parties, which further reinforces my point: social research is important, complex, and nowhere near the career-killer Womyn's Lit and Media field described in >>77846124.
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>>77848261
>Dora tells Faye to drink at work
>Dora fires Faye for drinking at work
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>>77848261
Since 2013 both Dora and Faye have put on 15-25 lbs.
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>>77848307

although I'll grant the company's headquartered in seattle, so maybe it's secretly run by buzzcut bluehairs anyway?
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>>77840586
Richard Dawkins is my spirit animal
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>>77835723
Dumping edits
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>>77835723
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>>77835723
posting duplicate replies my ass
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>>77835723
Why is this comic so terrible?
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>>77835723
Like, is there even an audience for this crap?
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>>77835723
"It's like gayer Scrubs with no jokes!"
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>>77848706
Jeph will never be your waifu
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>>77843381
Haha, I love how people are suddenly so concerned about how employable someone is when they see body mods they don't like. Same with how everyone's a fucking doctor as soon as they meet a fat person. Stay in ur lane bitch
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>>77847978
Don't forget that bakery girl Marten almost dated
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>>77848955
Dawkins is actually an atheist unlike these dogshit newfangled atheists who are like "I think religion is great and amazing I just personally don't believe right now but I probably will later". Bunch of fucking pussies. Religion is wrong and evil and cramming it up your child's ass is child abuse.
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>>77848955
Aww too bad.
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>>77849045
There IS a middle ground. I think religion comforts stupid people and that's okay, but when they shoot up abortion clinics bc of it they need a fuckin talking to
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>>77849045
Maybe if you're a prod.

You're just jealous of our great Culture.

Catholicism: The Renaissance, Galileo, and Mirandola
Islam: Islamic Golden age, Geber, and Nubers
Judaism: World domination, kebab removal
Protestantism: Goddamned Creation museums and country Music
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>>77849103
Typical /co/, can't handle the bants
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>>77849045
Or replace their Christianity with the religion of feminism and social justice.

Christian claim? 100% skepticism!
SJW claim? Listen and believe! (they literally say this while simultaneously mocking Christians for believing in claims without evidence)
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>>77849103
I'm right there with you friendo

The militants on either side really don't like agnosticism or casual atheism
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>>77849243
Extremists in general are the problem and they take all kinds of creeds.

Extremism is the problem, and blaming it on any one ideology is ignoring the root of the problem.

I'm pretty sure Stalin and the North Korean Dynasty were all Atheists and they weren't automatically good human beans.

The difference between a good person and a bad one isn't one of Religion, it's one of common decency.

If you're the type of retard who blows up an abortion clinic, you'd probably be the kind of person who shoots up a church if you were an Atheist.
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>>77835723
>Side note: check out Dora's thigh gap. Somebody find the angry twitter messages to Jeph from fatties and post them
Dora has always canonically been a scrawny bitch. They made comments to that effect back when the art was so shit that everyone looked exactly the same.

The problem with Marigold is that some people read her as "actually a fatass", when she was always supposed to just be "has massive body-image issues and THINKS she's a fatass", and then got mad when they were wrong.
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>>77849836
>she was always supposed to just be "has massive body-image issues and THINKS she's a fatass"

I agree, and honestly, I'm a feminist and believe in progressiveness etc but that person's response to Marigold in a bikini was utter bullshit. Like people said earlier in the thread, it's extremism that is bad.

People can have their headcanons but when they bully the creator of a comic into self-harm because a character's body doesn't conform to their headcanon there's a huge problem with that person, outside of their ideology (which they have twisted)

And I always related to Marigold's body issues because she's got a similar body to me. I actually liked the comic with her in a bikini.
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>>77835723
god he fucking larded those two up
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>>77851102
Same two characters doing the same exact thing approximately 845 strips ago.
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Why is library dyke fat now?
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>>77851102
I know, right? I seem to remember Tai being rather petite at some point, but he's basically given her Faye's body type in this. I can see how people were confused.
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>>77851430
>>77851102
>>77851544
Which basically means they each gained like 20 pounds in a week by QC's time.
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>>77851456

Because tumblr.
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>>77851430
>>77851544
>>77851818
plus Dora used to be even thinner. remember when her, Penpen, and Faye went to the gym and even though Faye was "curvy" they were all smaller than Dora and Tai are now?
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>>77842639
>I can't believe that people still show up to whine and complain about Jeph Jacques despite how much they "hate" the comic.

I can't believe you feel like it should matter to you.

Go find another thread. Or start one about a topic you like.
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>>77843544
Fuck, all the time I lurked these threads I thought that was the same person.
Wow, it doesn't change anything.
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>>77848307

Doesn't really matter the level of complexity. Pollsters still manipulate the data to fit certain agendas.

>>social research is important, complex, and nowhere near the career-killer Womyn's Lit and Media field described in

So you want us to believe. But then you clearly have a stake it it, even if it's just being married to a pollster. So your testimony can in no way be trusted as truly unbiased.
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>>77848386

Okay by me
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>>77849045

Whoooooooa... Take a ride on the fantastic voyage, Sodom and gonorrhea

Be careful you don't cut your self on your own edginess, there
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>>77835723
when the fuck did Faye get a tan?
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I'm commenting today because of what jeph said on twitter.
He was on an airplane, and a woman in 1st class saw his tattoos, and wanted to see the rest and he just got pissed and said "sorry I don't feel like it"

This shit right here annoyed the shit out of.
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>>77856000
I really do understand not wanting to have to roll up your sleeve at every beck and call

But honestly what the fuck? Why would you get a tattoo if you don't want people to admire and see it?
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>>77856000
lmao he probably could've gotten her number

what a gay faggot
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>>77856000
Looks like he overreacted there, but he was nice about it in person and the person was in the wrong if they did say it like that.

Nothing to make a big deal out of, which Jeff hasn't.
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>>77856109
>hey look at all this hideous shit I do to mutilate myself for attention
>omg I get so triggered when people pay attention to me!

/tumblr/ in a nutshell
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>>77856000
"sorry I don't feel like it" is a perfectly legitimate response. It's his body after all. It's him calling her a presumptuous asshole that I find irksome.

Jesus, Jimbles. She thought you looked cool. How often does that happen, seriously? I mean, look at yourself.
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>>77856337
A child says I dont feel like it.
He could of said in the place of that.
Oh, there isn't any more to be shown or something nicer
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>>77856176
just like what he did to the tranny
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>>77835723
I don't mind the hair but I had to go back and check Tai in previous comics, I had entirely forgotten she had a nose piercing.
She is always shown from the other side or its so small you can barely notice it.
Then this comic.. Full focus on it

And urgh.. have her ear plug things have expanded? they now got holes in them.

He really knows how to ruin his characters.
Lets give Faye an alcohol problem suddenly.
Lets give Marigold a forced relationship with Dale. (don't get me wrong I like Dale, but the relationship was so forced)
Lets give Claire a nosering.

And now it also feels like he is trying to force Hannelore together with Sven, with the whole Sven-and-Dora-talking-together-again plot.
And trying to force Emily together with Clinton.

He better not ruin Hanners and Emily. :|
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>>77856664
>implying Hanners x manbun isn't the OTP
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>>77856664
And lets not forget Marten being a pushover that can't stand up for himself.
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someone post the Evil Dead picture of Jacky stabbing his hand.
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>>77853087
I know Jeph has always sucked with perspective and back then he was at least trying but, lol, that leg in panel one. It's like he grabbed a spare part from his template capital and jammed it somewhere into the mattress.
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>>77856000
He's said before that he doesn't like talking about his bird tattoos, I think they're really personal

not wanting to show off your tatts on a plane is fair, but calling her an asshole for being friendly/curious makes HIM an asshole. No need for hostile language at all.
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>>77856871
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>>77856109
More evidence that Claire's his insert. Jeph's like a woman who wears a flimsy dress, goes out for a night out on the town, and then posts the rest of the night on twitter and bugs everyone at work about all the creepy, rapey men that were staring at her and making her feel unsafe for some strange, unknown reason.
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>>77856664
>Lets give Faye an alcohol problem suddenly.
She always had a drinking problem senpai

And I think you're using the word "force" a lot considering he writes his own comic, and these characters aren't real...
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>>77856145
Who are you kidding? Jeph makes a big deal out of everything. Have you seen his Twitter? 57,000 tweets of, "IT'S 9 AM AND I AM SUICIDAL OVER BURNT WAFFLES"
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>>77856786
I want to draw more of Hanners getting plowed, but so few pairings make sense and Hacks will never put her in a relationship.
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>>77857707
go for it family, I think Hanners and Momo go well since Momo should be extremely sterile. being a robot, Momo can have a robodick retract out from her chassis for plowing. Hanners and Veronica would be hot too
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>>77856664
>I like Dale, but the relationship was so forced

>panel 4
>you will accept this ship and you will like it
>sincerely, jeph jacques
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>>77835723
Isn't Dora in her early 30's? I know shes supposed to be older than everyone else.
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>>77856786
Only if she tames his wild spirit and they get hitched. That sounds too eventful to happen anytime soon though.
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>>77836473
Its to show time has passed.
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>>77856664
Don't worry, Emily was ruined long ago, basically from the start. She was probably meant to be Marten's quirky, somewhat unreliable love interest but with a heart of gold and then handstab happened and ushered in this new era of numb sub-mediocrity.
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>>77858103
the trappening ruined the seeds for Martemily, which is sad because they would have worked together (before he ruined Emily by making her retarded during the Clin-ton arc) and he could have still moved onto the tranny in a few years (real, not comic) time. but Hacks doesn't understand pacing, just pandering.
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>>77856664
>Lets give Faye an alcohol problem suddenly.
>Suddenly
>Suddenly
She's been an alcoholic since the beginning of the comic. She used to completely switch speech patterns when she was drunk.
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>>77857446
Yeah but the urgency was rather sudden (and forced). This is what Jeph does. He claims he has these long arcs in mind years in advance George Lucas style but when it comes down to it he writes the actual script over the weekend (like Lucas) and doesn't proofread any of it. Faye has a drinking problem as a background character trait but Jeph decides to make an arc of it the day he starts writing it. Then he makes all sorts of mistakes and does a bunch of backpedaling and it all falls flat.

Faye is provisionally "cured" until Jeph feels like taking a second handstab at it, which, knowing him, could be 2019. Just think about it. Faye gets drunk, except this time it's different (for reasons) and gets fired from her job, even though her boss was buying beer for her to drink at work a few days prior. Then, for some reason (Patreon bux), Claire shows up, makes coffee and leaves. The next day Faye goes to an AA meeting. The day after that, the robot fighting club. Now about 40% of the strip is desperately trying to get the audience to connect with the stupid menstrual robot, whose character sucks, mostly due to Jeph's usual lack of planning, and didn't need to be introduced in the middle of what was supposed to be Faye's redemption (or downward spiral, take your pick) arc.
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>>77858508
This dynamic is honestly a hell of a lot more interesting than Claire.
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>>77857707
Marten remains a valid target. He's the gateway to her social life. I wouldn't be surprised if dildo play with Marigold were actually canon.
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>>77858003
26 in this early strip so probably 28 or 29 by now.
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>>77857446
No she didn't, any one of the characters was liable to get drunk when they were partying or upset about something, then Jeph decided to be sober and began to paint using alcohol in any respect as unsavory and problematic
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>>77858630
I don't even think a year has passed in comic time. not like Hacks knows though
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>>77858508
Jeph didn't seem to want to pair Marten with the trap but kept hinting at the pairing because it drove his audience up. That strip was a last ditch effort to get everyone on board with Emily but it was too late. The character was neglected and Jeph tried to supersize her personality to make up for lost time, which just made the whole thing a wreck. The Padma pairing was more natural and she barely had a character at all.
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>>77858540
>He claims he has these long arcs in mind years in advance George Lucas style

Oh okay, so hes a liar. Gotcha
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>>77858583
I like Hanners x Marigold. The juxtaposition of body types gives me material to work with.
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>>77856000
If he pulled off his sleeve, would he die?
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>>77858660
I think a year or so has passed since Marten got the Library gig. Hes said hes been there for a couple of semesters. Plus, there was a 6 month time skip when Marten and Dora were dating, and Sven and Faye were fucking.

So probably 2-3 years tops has passed in QC.
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>>77858824
You know, I've seen this image about 50 times and just now I notice hambeast #2 standing behind hambeast prime.
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>>77835723
Wait so Dora's totally fine with Tai being high literally all the time, including at work, but it's a problem when Fae is drunk.

Yeah okay I guess.
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>>77859315
It's even worse. See: >>77848261
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>>77835723
Has the art gone down hill even more so in the last couple of weeks?
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>>77835723
wait, dora and faye are together now? since when?
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>>77859398
Nigga, thats Marten
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>>77835723
>showing up to work high.

Literally the worst kinds of people.
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>>77858920
>>77858660
>>77858630
>>77858003
All your timeline needs answered here. The autism is real.
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>>77859549
So two years.
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>>77859549
1301 is the start of 2005 and it's still 2005, so aside from the 9 month timeskip, QC has taken place over 1 year in 12 years of comics. well done, Hacks.
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in other news, ol stabby hasn't given up on this yet (though he is down to about 1 comic a week)
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>>77859549
>last appearance: Gabby
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>>77859743
>Oh no I hurt something
>Was literally burning down the village the day before
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>>77859743
hilarious since he previously showed Alice being basically orgasmic over beating the shit out of that bitch

>>77859768
>Sorry if the art looks weird in this one, I am trying out a Surface Pro 4 for mobile comic drawing and it takes a bit of getting used to!

more excuses for off model garbage
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>>77859768
Oh wow, continuity and Penelope.

Damn, Jeff just be scraping the bottom of the barrel for drama
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What's the fucking problem? If Penelope or whoever flakes out then Dora just goes back to working 70 hours a week. How much can she really fuck things up? Meanwhile Dora can interview Faye's replacement with the at least temporarily freed up time. Hard to believe she's really a business owner, especially in the service industry.
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>>77859871
it's all just setting up Dora trying to hire Faye back and Faye turning her down because she's in love with Big Red in the illegal-for-no-reason robot fighting league
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>>77859871
Goddamn it she better not bring back the hambeast
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>>77859898
That or Dora will hire Red based on Fayes suggestion. Because theyre basically the same person
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>>77859549
Wait, so in the span of 2 years Marten has had five sexual partners yet he's constantly complaining about his bad luck with women and being forever alone?
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>>77859871
>service industry

That is technically the business she's in, but I'm not sure if it really should apply to a hipster place that purposefully gives poor service as a gimmick like hers.
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>>77859871
remember that all jobs are just novelty handouts to give humans something to do while the robots do the actual work keeping society running
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>>77857998
>forced

Nigger that shit was telegraphed years ago. Obv the two WoW nerds were gonna fuck.
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>>77859987
Don't forget settling for dick.
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>>77843544

damn I forgot how stacked Faye is. Is she bigger than Marigold?
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>>77860215
Theyre about even
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>>77843566
You mistyped waifu. Also you are too young to be married. In fact you are too young to be posting here.
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>>77859826
I don't even remember what this "Penelope" character looks like.

This is not a good thing if you're trying to set up a joke about her.
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>>77861428
Shes the only other blond besides Hanners.
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Isn't there one other person that works at the coffee shop that hasn't been shown in years?
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>>77861526
Theres Hanners, Penelope, Steves Girlfriend?, Dale, and Dora.

There was one but she was written out after 2-3 appearances. She "died" but Jeff later released a comic saying she got her leg eaten by a dinosaur.
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>>77861526
>>77861564
That's Sara

There's also Pizza Girl, and the running joke of yore was that she was also Penelope.
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>>77862011
Yeah, but he was asking who worked in the shop. Not old jokes that went no where.
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>>77856109
>Why would you get a tattoo if you don't want people to admire and see it?
Because it's something I wanted, not something I wanted to show off to anyone that happens to ask about it. If I'm doing something I'm not going to start taking off my clothes to show a stranger all my tattoos.
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>>77835723
Haven't read a update of this in months these 2 still ain't married yet?
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>>77859806
>off model garbage
You think there's a model?
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>>77859987

Even worse was that it was HINTED that Marten was big, even though he was thought by the fandom as straight.
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>>77859584
gets me every time
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>>77859768
>>77859768

Penelope is an atheist who considers herself smarter and more enlightened than Christian. She contemptuously considers them ignorant sun-humans who believe in fairy tales.

Just like real life atheists
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>>77861526
>>77861564
Raven, Hacks keeps forgetting about her
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>>77865728

She got written out, at college or she thought Hammers some science BS.
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I really don't get the appeal of this comic. It was the favorite of my best friend in high school, but I remember he said it was for the hipster music references. Why do you guys keep coming back? Sure, it updates quickly, but you don't see constant sinfest threads.

I come here once in a blue moon for the edits and encouragement to improve my art.
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>>77859768
>Now you're thinking like a Real American Businessman
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>>77858920
Kek.

Then Jeph drew a Dr McNinja that was funny until he pussed out on the punchline.
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>>77835723

It's getting handstabbey again. I demand more trap action!
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>>77860369

But anon, I'm older than you.
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>>77864941
You know you implied your own dickishness, right?
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>>77835723
Whoa hold on, when did Dora become a lesbian?
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>>77872754
#1047
Bonus keking for Marten
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>>77873167
Oedipus fucked his mom.

That's way worse. Come on Jeph you fuck.
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>>77872754
Anon, any webcomic creator who's been at it for more than 5 years has to have one of their characters turn out to be some stripe of LGBT now, or else tumblr will lash out at them for being "uninclusive."

Jacques was actually a little ahead of the curve by outing Dora as bisexual years ago, then he went full-bore with Claire and removed all interesting conflict from the strip.
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>>77872754
there isn't a straight character left in the strip other than possibly Sven
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>>77877436
But, anon, Marten is completely straight.
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>>77877436
Even Pintsize is gay
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>>77879018
He likes the feminine penis.
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>>77846601
Well, I mean, it's his salary, he can do with it what he wants.
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>>77859768
That art is hideous. These characters are getting uglier.
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>>77879504
But anon, Claire identifies as a woman, that means being sexually attracted to her is straight, dick or not.

I mean, sure, being gay is literally being physically attracted to the male form and genitalia, but that doesn't matter with transfolk because reasons.
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>>77872217

Does a weatherman imply his own dickishness when he says it's raining while drops of water can be seen falling from the sky?
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>>77879018

He's fucking a mentally ill male
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>>77879823
>because reasons.

Well, that goes without saying. Everything is because of a reason. It really doesnt help specify anything
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>>77879823
Well Claire's clearly been on hormones, she doesn't have a "male form".
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>>77880793
It does when he believes the rain is coming from an invisible pissing elephant he CAN'T see, yeah.
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>>77880903
Because feelings.

>>77880942
Sure, but pro tip, straight guys don't want to fuck you if you have a cock. I get that on /co/ the attitude is a lot different, mainly due to desperation, but normalfags don't dig chicks with dicks.

Most dudes don't even want to be with post op trannies, which is why they should keep their dicks.

There are some guys who are into chicks with dicks and that's what they want. Nobody wants a falsely approximated vagina.
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>>77877436
Dale
Marigold
Faye
Angus
Hannelore
Penelope
Emily
Clinton

Are all straight.
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>>77856786
Wait, what's the censor box under her elbow meant to be?

Also more lewd Hannerlore where?
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>>77881026
>Because feelings.

Still insufficiently informative
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>>77881381
Because they said so, okay?

Stop being so transphobic
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>>77881026
>There are some guys who are into chicks with dicks

Except there's no such thing. If you were born with a dick, you're a guy. Just a mentally ill one.
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>>77880841
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>>77880975

No weatherman would ever say that. No weatherman in the history of meteorology has ever said that. When a weatherman says it's raining, it's because it is factually raining.

Thus it's the same thing when I say that Atheists simply can't leave it at just not believing in God. Every single one Ive ever dealt with has to act like theyre superior to theists.
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>>77880942
yes he does
>>77881112
go away jeff
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>>77881601
There are other cures available.
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>>77881202
semen filled condom
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>>77881646
>yes he does
She really doesn't man. Why you so obsessed you got to make edits taking out her titties? That's weird.
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>>77881631
>No weatherman would ever say that. No weatherman in the history of meteorology has ever said that. When a weatherman says it's raining, it's because it is factually raining.
And no self-respecting person would make a claim that God exists for the exact same reason.

Gee look at that analogy bite you straight in the ass.
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Those mouths.
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>>77882096
>semen filled condom

Isn't that Claire's pet name for marten?
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>>77884701
QC mouths are literally B^Uckley tier. Each QC character has 2 standard mouth movements, closed and slack-jaweded.

The only thing that puts jeph half a step above Golden age B^U is the fact that he actually has characters move their eyebrows occassionally.
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>>77884805
kek
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>>77881631
>Every single one Ive ever dealt with has to act like theyre superior to theists.
Maybe it's just that they feel superior to you.
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>>77883949
Apparently he's a long time reader. When searching for the strip I found Twitter mentions from 2008.
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>>77885017
>Claire will never fuck you after a heated debate with her penis.
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>>77886395
Oh and one of the truncated forum descriptions said everyone in this strip is a representation of someone in Jeph's clique so apparently their identities are supposed to be guessable.
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>>77886496
>so apparently their identities are supposed to be guessable
ARRU ROOKA SEIMU
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>>77880841
You mean getting fucked by
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>>77886395

that was fucking 7 years ago.

I've wasted so much of my life on this goddamn comic.
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This comic is not healthy
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>>77889047

You won't stop. I fucking know you won't.

Jeph could rape your mom's rotting corpse on live television and you wouldn't stop.
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>>77889059
oh look he remembered the therapist. wonder how long it will take him to remember Sven's assistant?
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>>77889059
>Tai's shorts length changes from mid-thigh to at the knee
Just a week ago, there was Momo's sleeves changing from long to short and back again. Seriously, Jeph?
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>>77889825
>he remembered
Not even
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>>77889952
lol so much for his books and books of backstory
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>>77872754
Shes not a lesbian, shes bi. Theres a difference, I think
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>>77889952
How hard is it for him to just keep information on his own characters.
It would even need to be more than a page per person really.
Holy fuck how can anyone be so bad at writing a story?
He doesn't even have artistic skills to make up for it.
Damn I wish I had made some stupid comic back in the 90s or early 2000s for some easy money.
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>>77892013
He doesn't even need to. Fans have done it for him in the form of the wiki. Yet he doesn't even reference that.
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>>77889825
literally who? Why would Sven need an assistant? Doesn't he write country songs? Does he even do anything resembling a job any more?
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This comic is awful in every respect. Who the fuck keeps making these threads and why?
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>>77851430
QC is an endlessly repeating hell from which no one can escape.
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>gonna fuck the robot, never
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>>77883949
No surprise. Wil Wheaton is terrible.
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>>77893439
I don't read this comic but I check for these threads all the time because I like watching people tear it apart.
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>>77894246
We used to have a bunch of edits, but there hasn't been much material to work with.
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>>77889059

Wait, I thought Claire was supposed to be Jephy-Jeph's "comic analogue," not Dora?
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>>77895476
Spoiler: they all are
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>>77889059
The lesbians suck. Where are the robutts?
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>>77881112
>Hannelore
That would imply that Hanner has any form of a sex drive. She seems asexual to me.
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>>77895796

She appreciates big ol' dicks. She just can't touch them.
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Why are all these characters so nondistinct, personality-wise? They all sound about the same except for the asshole robot.
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>>77895796
Her thing about firemen implies the opposite. It was a stroke of genius on Jeph's part to make her a germophobe. Now she has a believable reason to remain pure while being the most attractive female character.
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>>77895887
I don't quite know why, but it seems to be a fairly common thing with unattractive white male writers who used have a sense of humor, then turned completely SJW.
And quips.
Everyone quips.
See also: Joss Whedon, the man with no sense of character voice
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>>77893034
To bring a sassy woman of color into his boring milquetoast world of whiteys. She was later written out/dropped when it turned out she had nothing interesting to do or say.
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>>77899917
>She was later written out/dropped when it turned out she had nothing interesting to do or say.
If that was the reason, why hasn't that happened to every character yet?
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basically, today I learned that Wil Wheaton is a little SJW pussy, and nothing else
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>>77901886
It took you Til now?
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>>77900609

Cause J-Max doesn't want to offend the Tumblrinas. The blackies is acceptable loss cause no African American would be caught dead reading QC.
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>>77894284
the well is running dry
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>>77906633
The guy from 8 chan making those edits just quit. Something about nightmares of handstabbing, couldn't quite make it out.
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>>77897536
Whedon used to have character voices. In Astonishing X-Men, the characters sounded distinct, even if they did have the snark turned up across the board.
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>>77906920
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>>77848786

Wow, how have I not seen this one yet? Hearty chuckle.
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>>77907838
Keyword: used to
I think stabs mchacks used to as well.
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>>77907937
do it
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>>77848786
>Why is this comic so terrible
Jeph's fans don't care about the quality of the comic, so he doesn't even need to try.

It's hilarious to see how lazy he is. He gets paid 10k a month, in public donations alone, to do something that takes 2 hours a day.
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>>77907517
ive been on the chan's way to long

this gives me a semi-boner everytime i read it
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>>77910835
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>>77912078
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>>77912335
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>>77910723
>2 hours
laziness estimate off by an order of magnitude
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>>77913784
I didn't finish that thought.

He's so lazy that despite being paid an incredibly decent wage, especially for a webcomicker, he acts like he's completely worn down despite his actual job taking less than 2 hours a day.

I've never seen someone so well off whine so badly.
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>>77913993
The two hours is accurate if you include incoherent Twitter ramblings about Richard Dawkins and gun control and posting about Fallout 4 unlocks.
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>>77914056
Why does he hate le no God man?

I thought he'd be all for the biggest Meme Atheist around. Did he say something bad about Muslims instead of just Christians?
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>>77914141
Yes, Jeph's part of those ironic atheists who think Christianity is the world's only religion.
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>>77914367
plus hes a big babby
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Hah, even Tai is getting sick of Dora's shit.
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>>77916619
I hope they break up and Tai takes it out on Marten because of his shitty advice. He then takes it out on Claire by saying something mean about trannys. Then they break up and Marten realizing how shitty his life has become. He then starts to work on himself which motivates everyone else to better themselves one way or another. Which they realize one by one how toxic they are around each other and slowly move away. Where its only Marten, Faye, and Pintsize. Which would bring the comic to a full circle and to a close.
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>>77916797
>I hope something interesting happens
Why? Why would anyone assume this in QC
>Marten and Claire finally hooking up
Thisisme.png
>Dora cuts ties with Sven
Offscreen and then resolved in one panel
>Mysterious ray gun
horrible pizza delivery system
>Illegal robot fighting ring
only illegal because of gambling off the books
>AI in the military
two pages of back story just so Momo and Bubbles can agree to disagree in one panel
>Bubbles flipping out at the party
resolved immediately the next day
>Claire and Marten have a misunderstanding on the phone
resolved just so she can fuck off
>Claire gets a nose ring
Nobody says anything about it ever

See this trend? It's a short list of shit happening and getting immediately dropped. Tai and Dora's last fight was dropped faster than it started. The only thing that actually had an impact recently was Faye getting drunk, fired, more drunk, sober, then working in an illegal underground fighting ring.
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>>77858899
it would be extremly triggering
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>>77910723
He still takes every holiday off, and puts some crap up because he has no backlog.
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ctrl + f
"Handy Jay's" 0 results
"Trance" 0 results

Well that's disappointing.
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>>77917791
Fuck off.
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>Not knowing that Jeph is too busy in meetings determining the cast for Questionable Content the TV series on TBS to work on his drawing.
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>>77918837

I'd watch it. Except it'd be on the CBC
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>>77917789
He goes to 4-6 cons per year and either milks other webcomic authors (who are also at the conferences) to do his work or somehow forgets the number of days he needs to plan for and puts up doodles for the ones he's "omg so tired sorry guys I tried soooo hard maybe tomorrow"
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>>77835723
They're gonna break up now, aren't they?
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>>77913784

His live-streams would go for around 2-3 hours. So the estimate is right.

Which is infuriating in hindsight given for that amount of work a day, Jackie is essentially being paid triple the minimum wage of a burger jockey making 40 hours of week if his pateron is near a steady $10k a month.
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>>77919298
There's a reason he stopped doing the live streams. It's no coincidence that the art quality started dropping around the same time, especially the backgrounds. To this day he experiments with how much he can regress and get away with it. About once per year he does a week or so with no or reduced shading and experiments with not respecting character models at all.

>triple the minimum wage of a burger jockey making 40 hours of week if his pateron is near a steady $10k a month.
He was making six figures even before Patreon. QC supported him and his wife living in New England for ten years.
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>>77884162

No, it hasn't. Not in the least. If anything my analogy is vindicated because you're proving exactly how shitty you atheists truly are.
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>>77886395

Makes sense. Wheaton is one of those entrenched, dyed in the wool Hollywood leftists. So of course he'd read a progressive webcomic
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>>77919401
>He was making six figures even before Patreon. QC supported him and his wife living in New England for ten years.

Even counting out the "other stuff," for people to pay him additionally for his mediocrity and lazyness is an insult to injury.
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>>77886395

Amazing how so much WORSE Tai looks now.
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>>77891473

Lesbian, bi... She's still a shit person regardless.

And yet never suffers a whit for her shittiness.
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>>77893034
>Does he even do anything resembling a job any more?

You yourself just stated he wrote country songs.
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>>77919479
He also had a lot of spare time due to having absolutely nothing to do between getting kicked off Star Trek in 1991 and Internet memeing his way into Big Bang Theory as a perennial guest in 2009.

At one point he was working in the QA department of a company that made video processing cards for Amiga computers.
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>>77893439
>Who the fuck keeps making these threads and why?

Why the fuck does it matter to you?
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>>77919178

God I hope so.

But I doubt it, as Dora is a karma Houdini
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>>77919516
Everything looks worse now. And Jeph basically refuses to draw more than two characters per strip these days, partly due to laziness and partly due to his "iPhone mode" panels not being capable of holding more than two identifiable vertically oriented objects. QC was always a slow strip but the two character limit that's been imposed over the last year or so has made the thing absolutely glacial.
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>>77919551

Wil left TNG on his own accord, because Berman kept screwing him over.

He's still a simpering bleeding heart progressive, but leaving the show was his idea
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>>77893439

So you keep telling us every single thread

So you keep asking us every single thread.
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>>77919548
Yes, but when was the last time it was even mentioned? Was it even this decade?
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>>77862092
Go to bed Jeph
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>>77919633
Berman's a piece of shit, but it's funny how the really shitty, no-talent actors on the shows are somehow the most vocal about his poor treatment. Garrett Wang (Harry Kim from Voyager) is another one in that mold. Rumor is he was bossy and argumentative on the set and thought he was running the show, which is easy to believe if you read his interviews.
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>>77907517
>are you a beer
i lel every time
>>
There is no reason to continue reading this comic. There is no struggle, there are no arguments, there is nothing to actually look forward to. The AIs are the most interesting thing lately, because surprise fucking surprise, they're the only thing that hasn't been explored and Jeph actually dislikes talking about them, because they distract from what he considers the "interesting" characters. This comic shows no growth,and when it does it's tossed out the window and ignored for the next arc. i.e. when Dora started going to therapy after breaking up with the first healthy relationship in her life. And we're only hearing about the therapist again after all this time. This comic doesn't care or represent growth of an individual. It just showcases the process of existing. And ironically, Marten is STILL the perfect main character, as even after thousands of strips he still "just exists".
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>>77920037

Then hide the thread and/or go participate in a thread you like. If no such thread exists, then you're perfectly able to start one yourself.

No one is forcing you to come into these threads
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>>77920201

But SJW's made me.
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>>77920037
>Questionable Content showcases the process of existing.
As good of a ten word or less description as any.
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>>77920546

A man chooses, a pussy obeys
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>>77839662
Underrated post.
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>>77920037
>Marten is STILL the perfect main character, as even after thousands of strips he still "just exists".
Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, he is the Charlie Browniest.
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>>77922086
Schultz would be spinning in his grave to see art like this
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>>77919401
>triple the minimum wage of a burger jockey

On what planet do fast food workers make $20/hr? Also consider he works maybe eight hours a week.
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>>77920037
>"just exists"

to get fucked by claire
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>>77889059
That's Our Dora: The wry and cynical lady who talks about coffee all the time, and also likes coffee.
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>>77920037
my theory is they keep up the constant threads because they're waiting for Jeph to collapse in on himself and break down completely, he's come real close to the edge a couple times.
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>>77924947
pretty sure /co/ is trying to get him to stab himself in the penis for the hat trick
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>>77925725
I really want to know what edit pissed him off so bad.
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>>77926099
Yeah, could he be any more vague? It's hard to believe that he's ignorant of the fact that his comic is basically Ctrl-Alt-Del Redux in terms of memeability.
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>>77926099
He said MRA so I'm guessing it's the "I changed my mind, that means you raped me." edit.
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>>77926202
Good guess but not necessarily. SJWs and sympathizers use MRA as a generic insult. Even Dawkins and Harris get the MRA badge from them.
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>>77924144
>THUNK
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>>77926930
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>>77846601
Well Obama had a ton of money before he became president and his salary is his personal money. If things worked the way you seem to think, then nobody would be able to claim that they purchased something with their own money.
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>>77927322
DP when?
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>>77927896
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>>77917791
Unfortunately, I won't be able to really do anything for handy Jay's until about the end of this month or early January.
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whens martin going to fuck his mom? or more accurately, when is she going to fuck him?
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>>77926202

Post it
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>>77927871
>Well Obama had a ton of money before he became president and his salary is his personal money.

And his vacations are taxpayer money. At least all Dubya ever did was go to his ranch
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>>77928350

He's not going to fuck his mom. That's disgusting
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>>77929538
It's probably already happened. Marten's mom is a real degenerate and basically a prostitute. She gave Marten dildos to play with when he was a toddler.
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>>77929442
http://imgur.com/gallery/i24iBIC

But the butthurt comments are far more worthwhile than the edit.
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>>77920037
But muh Hanners
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>>77916797
I've always said MartenxPen-Pen
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>>77920037
People read QC because they can't stop themselves.

They'll throw ever excuse in the book at you, but at the end of the day, they're still trapped in the snare of absolute blandness that is QC.

I've been toying with the idea of QC being a friend simulator for its readers.

Deep down QC readers just want to live in a world where nothing ever goes badly and everyone just kind of blandly hang out.
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>>77869001
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You know what I hate the most about QC?

All the little bullshit things that show how fucking Post-Scarcity society is, but nope!

Gotta focus on this bullshit and that bullshit. Slice of life nonsense!

Is Claire a real girl? Does it really matter? This is a world with sentient lap top computer bots and hologramaphones and fucking visiting a space station with artificial gravity!

I give it fifty/fifty that anyone is what they say they are. For fucks sake, she probably didn't even need to tell the dude that she was trans, given the setting! HE WOULDN'T FIND OUT! EVER!

But no, we have to deal with Faye being an alcoholic. I bet there's a pill for that.

I mean, holy shit. I understand why they're all in school still, you know. Because it's Post-Scarcity, but jesus christ in a napsack!
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>>77922424

Okay, let's do the maths.....

For arguments sakes, lets say Jackie-Boy gets his full $10K a month from Pateron and we ignore his other supposed income streams like T-Shirts, Ad Revenue, and Sex Slave trafficking.....

He works from Sunday to Thursday, so pretty much 5 days a week, taking Friday and Saturday "off."

A strip takes him around, 3 hours from start to finish. This is assuming he doesn't bother to do buffers or other side shit. So for one month, he works 15 days, for a total of 15 hours a "work week."

Now......if we do the maths: He "gets" per day, $666 to essentially do the equivalent of tracing anime images some deviantArt tartlet does for free.
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>>77931927
>Is Claire a real girl? Does it really matter? This is a world with sentient lap top computer bots and hologramaphones and fucking visiting a space station with artificial gravity!

It's almost never brought up. /co/ has made a meme out of it, but it's such a minor point to her character that you wouldn't know if there wasn't a strip where she explicitly told Marten.

Besides, it's not post-scarcity society - you're just reading too much into the setting.
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>>77932024

Actually, knowing if Claire has a penis or not helps to explain why Marten has had a string of failed romances with biological females, and he resorted to dating a trap.
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>>77932024
It totally is a Post Scarcity society!
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>>77932205
It really doesn't.
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>>77932205
I'm still amazed how far linetrap has come.
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>>77843381
>Cubeicle work is the only life I know: The Post

Anon when you stop chasing boot licker and min. wage jobs, you find there is a whole world of employment that doesn't give two shits about suit n tie types. And that is not even counting self employment.
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>>77932205
It doesn't really matter if she has a dick or not, Marten dating Claire is already creepy.

He's struck out with women his own age, so now he's dating college kids.
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>>77932277
>>77932998

Yes it does. There has been several strips where Marten has hinted he either is bisexual/gay, or maybe wants to be a woman.
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>>77932019
No burger flipper is make $222 a day
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>>77929515
The president pays for his vacation with his own money.
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>>77932998

Claire's in college?
How old is Marten supposed to be? I thought he was in his early twenties.
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>>77933156
Now you're just making shit up.
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>>77933639
He's still in his early twenties, but there's this weird dissonance between his age and how jeph portrays him.

Jeph basically betrays his own age in Marten, so he kind of comes off as this aging hipster, whereas Claire comes off as a highschool student.

They're only like 2 years apart in universe, but it feels like Marten is at least 10 years older.
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>>77932998
>He's struck out with women his own age, so now he's dating college kids.
According to this autistic timeline >>77859549 they're the same age. Yeah, I was surprised, too.
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>>77859442
> Dreaming of tits
> Not getting comfy
why is marten such a fag?
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>>77934340
Yeah, it's always been super fucking slow.

I just pretend it's "comic time", like how Spider-Man was born in 1948 at the latest, but he's still in his twenties.
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>>77934340
Jesus. According to that thing Dora and Marten were only dating for like a month.

Felt like years.
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>>77934856
Because it was years, and jeph treated it like years.

Marten went into a total life shattering depression after he broke up with her
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>>77835723

FUCK QC! IT IS GAY! IT WAS GAY AT THE BEGINNING AND IT IS GAY NOW!

KILL JEPH! KILL ALL MEMBERS AND ASSOCIATES OF THE INTERNATIONAL SODOMY EXCHANGE! KILL ALL DOGS!

GWWWWAAAAAAKK! APOCOLYPSE!
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>>77929901
>The creator of this comic would be appalled and disgusted by this, judging on what little I know of him through what he's sold me.
>>I think jeph jaques is probably appalled and disgusted by lots of things

>This post is shit.gif

And the third top comment has more points than the top second, but is shown third because of the massive downvotes:

>Aw come one don't sully a perfectly good comic by re writing it for nefarious purposes
>>clever girl.jpg
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>>77931141
Garfield is still in the funny papers. I guarantee that 90% of its readers haven't laughed at in a decade, and read it just for habit.
>>
so I haven't read this webcomic in literal years and I have a couple of questions
1. why is faye fat
2. has it gotten any better
3. did jeph stab himself in the hand again
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>>77933629
The jet, fuel, maintenance, security, and hotels being almost fully rented out are not paid with his own money.
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>>77935305
>has it gotten any better
No
>did jeph stab himself in the hand again
Depends on when you stopped reading
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>>77935417
last time I stopped, he'd already done it twice
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>>77929515
I don't care in the slightest.

Go bitch about farm subsidies if you're gonna bring up money.
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>>77935449
Then no
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>>77935382

The president has to pay for his own lodging and food. That's why they usually go on retreats to camp David or something like that.

Also, the president's vacation is a working vacation. He's still doing his job while on 'vacation'. So taxpayers pay for his presidential staff and security and so on.
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>>77937897
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>>77933760

Asking Dora if she could grow a penis for him, and Veronica asking Marten to "take over the family business" since he looks good in a corset. Among others.
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>>77933420

Missing the point. Jeph makes more money being lazier than your average burger flipper.
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>>77938439
I don't enjoy this comic any more than you do, but those were what the reasonable among us would call "jokes."
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>>77938569

Wrong, it's foreshadowing. Look closer.
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>>77938594
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>>77939522
Man, tumblr fucked this guy up.

I feel like these comics at least used to HAVE a punchline.

Now he's not funny for fear of offending people.
>>
>>77931141

Oh just fuck off already
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>>77931927
>But no, we have to deal with Faye being an alcoholic.

One night of binge drinking does not an alcoholic make
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>>77933629

Keep right on drinkin' that Kool-Aid
>>
>>77937062
>He's still doing his job while on 'vacation'.

He's not even doing his job when he ISN'T on vacation. Which is like every other week
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>>77927322
What font is this?
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>>77916619

I really resent the implication that the solution to any of life's problems is either therapy or medication.

Whatever happened to strength of will and taking charge of your own life without all these crutches?

Are all the people in this comic mentally ill? Is that the whole point?
>>
Haha, fuck! I'm loving this new word filter I made.
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>>77943103
Therapy and/or medication may be the only thing stopping the author from being committed. He has already shown himself to be a danger.
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>>77942145
How do you know what the president is doing in the Oval Office?

>the president takes a vacation every other week

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2014/aug/23/who-took-more-vacation-george-w-bush-or-barack-oba/

http://www.factcheck.org/2014/08/presidential-vacations/

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/many-vacation-days-u-s-presidents-take/

>>77942110
Gee, I really wish people actually bothered looking stuff up instead of just watching Fox News to find things to get upset about.
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>>77885017
the art in this is better than the actual comic
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>>77944146

>>GlugGlugGlug More Kool-Aid please! GlugGlugGlug
>>
I just actually read OP comics, did someone call out that the sativa/indica joke doesn't make sense?
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>>77944146

I love that it keeps coming up in presidential bios I'm reading that most of them were fucking broke, unless they came from family money.
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>>77946028

In the beginning yes. The government only paid the Prez; expenses was his responsibility like parties and upkeep.

Jefferson was $20k in debt when he left. Monroe was twice that in debt when he left.
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>>77917005
>Offscreen and then resolved in one panel
>resolved immediately the next day
>two pages of backstory just so Momo and Bubbles can agree to disagree in one panel

This
No longterm story buildup. Just few offhand remarks, and then everything pushed into one comic page. And every tiny thing we seen so far about characters gets ignored just so the story suddenly can go with something else that fits where Jeph wanna take the story.

inb4
>Its his comic, he can do what he want.
Oh sure, with reader numbers going down and Paterons leaving. He clearly is going in the right direction.
Easy fast comics with gimmic characters that change on a whim, instead of something good.

Next up predictions, one comic where Hanners is suddenly over all of her past problems and dating manwhore Sven. And then gets whatever STD he carries, followed by a backlash into her problems and then suicide which no one ever mentions again.

One comic where Bubbles talks about having killed someone, and then everyone is okay with it and she is over it.

Tai and Dora break up, Marten and Claire gets fired from the libary and go work for Dora. And we only see Tai once in another comic in about a year as a crackhead to show "Drugs are bad. M'kay.".
And then again in another comic in another year where she shows up as a corpse, and no one is borthed by it.
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>>77946989
>Tai and Dora break up, Marten and Claire gets fired from the libary and go work for Dora. And we only see Tai once in another comic in about a year as a crackhead to show "Drugs are bad. M'kay.".

I am intrigued by this plot, I wish to read your pamphlet a/or book about this for future perusal.
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>>77946028

Also, fun fact: After it was found out Truman was pretty much almost on the brink of destitution (he refused to sully his name with endorsements and was living on a modest Military Pension), Congress passed a bill where all Presidents get a pension after they leave office.
>>
>>77943161
Are you really onto day 3 of being butthurt over some minor argument with an atheist in this thread?
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>>77943103
Especially since therapy only works with certain personalities and drugs only work with certain brain chemistries.
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>>77945559
It could be drawn in the same style and still be better due to not being drawn from a flat angle.
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>>77950216
I'm not any of those guys, if that's what you're getting at, but I'm tired of politics and ideology invading every discussion these days. Everyone's constantly bitching about tumblr, SJWs, fedoras, degenerates, etc. It's getting really old. I filtered all of those things, as well as a whole bunch of other common buzzwords. It's all Gabe Newell now.

With this thing, whenever a bunch of anons go and decide to have a smug-off, I'll be getting a couple cheap laughs out of it at the very least.
>>
>>77945932
Oh yeah, don't let actual shit that's in record get into the way of a hate fest circle jerk.

>>77946028
Well you kinda need money at some point to get the tools that you need to become a powerful politician. At one point, it wasn't necessary, but these days, being rich is table wages. Besides, who's going to vote for a dude that never made it himself?
>>
>>77926099
Probably "I'M A WOMAN YOU SHITLORD"
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>>77935305
Faye was always supposed to be a little fat but it took a while before Jeph began illustrating her that way. Due to not having a standard model for her (or any character) Faye can vacillate anywhere between plump and borderline obese, sometimes even within a single strip
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>>77951915
that would be >>77848735
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>>77935305
>>77952061

>>77860234

Apparently that hamplanet is supposed to be a close approximation of Faye and/or Marigold, I forget which.
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>>77939522
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