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Disney Just Bought Anastasia

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http://www.rotoscopers.com/2015/04/01/disney-buys-anastasia-rights-announces-live-action-remake/

thoughts?
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Guess this officially makes her a Disney princess along with Leia from Starwars

Welcome to the waifu family squirt. Bend your anus over and let /co/ show you its loving embrace.
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>>77811088
>>77811127
>April Fools
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wait shit nevermind
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Superior Waifu coming through.
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>>77811827

>Brave
>Superior

Go Ariel or Go homo faggot
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>>77811088
Does that mean we will finally have more porn of her?

>>77811165
Well that's a heartbreaker.
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>>77811088
Why would they buy a 5/10 movie?
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>Disney tired of just making shitty live-action versions of their own movies
>buys the rights to others
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>>77811934

Its babysteps. Don Blueth is broker than shit so Disney will buy all his IP's

>Titan AE
>Land Before Time
>American Tail
>Secret of Nimh
>Rockadoodle
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>>77811088
>http://www.rotoscopers.com/2015/04/01/disney-buys-anastasia-rights-announces-live-action-remake/
Good thing this is fake.

No one f*ks with "in the dark of the night", "journey to the past", and "once upon a december".

No one.
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>>77811088
>article written April 1st
You almost got me anon.
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Fake but i would watch live action Anastasia. Christopher Lloyd can even still play Rasputin with barely any extra makeup
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Can't wait for the next Disney princess movie that turns historical tragedies into cartoons with talking animals where everything was caused by evil magicians.

In 2090 there will be evil magical ISIS and their talking camels bringing adventure and excitement to the Princess of the Twin Towers.
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>>77811088

Anastasia screamed in vain.
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>>77812614

To be fair, the other Romanov's were enormous assholes and were driving the country into the ground anyway. Sure they were no Stalin, but they weren't like the royals in say, England.
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>>77811989
He's almost 80. Why would you even worry about money at his age?
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>april 1
>live action
They won't be able to recreate how good rasputin was so fuck the concept regardless
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>>77812614
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>>77812812
Exactly. The Reds didn't revolt because of magic, they revolted because Anastasia's family were autocrats bleeding their country's people. Anastasia's dad deserved it, the kids probably not. But it wasn't because Rasputin was a buttmad magician. It's a ridiculous princess premise for a complicated and tragic moment in history.
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>>77812845

Plan for his funeral. You have any idea how hard it is to get put in a coffin then buried underground

10x the cost if you wanna light your dead body on fire
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There actually is a live action Anastasia coming--just not to the screen. A stage musical adaptation which is a combination of the 1997 animated film and the 1956 live action film (which the 1997 film was adapted from) is coming in the spring. Possibly headed for Broadway.

The only thing we know so far is that Rasputin, Bartok and magic are cut from the show, since they wanted it to be more like the '56 film with Ingrid Bergman.
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>>77811827
>>77811866

your waifu is underage, faggot
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>>77811088
So I just saw this and thought, wow never fapped to it.
Her in the picture oon the link looks cute, but strangely I could not find any rule 34.
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>>77811088
>2015/04/01
Though I knew it would be bullshit before seeing that date.
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>>77811088
Nice try, but I remember getting rused last spring
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>>77813255
who the FUCK cares

its a cartoon character

ill bang dylan all day

shes like 6 but she doesnt exist

just lock me up senpai xDD party van chris hansen
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>>77813363

hope FBI will catch you, pedo
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>>77812847
>They won't be able to recreate how good rasputin was so fuck the concept regardless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT2z0nrsQ8o
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>>77811088
>April Fools
>Rights to a Living Person's Life

That being said, even if it were true, it would be hard to get excited. The Don Bluth Anastasia movie was altogether dull with brief, shimmering moments of genius, like Once Upon a December.
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>>77811088
If she ever became disney, where would she be in the princess power level chart?
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>>77811088
You mean the film that had its cast outshown by the weird albino bat?
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>>77816040
Ana is supposedly a scraper so she'd be above Cinderella, Snow White, Sleeping beauty and the like.

She still wouldn't be anywhere near Mulan and not even in the same universe, let alone ballpark of Elsa and Kida.
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>>77811088
Disney's also still working on this as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWJQoTkFtrk
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>>77812614
I'd watch it.
same with a Joan of Arc movie, where she's saved at the last minute by her love interest and they bring the downfall of those dastardly Englishmen.
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>>77811866
But when will Disney give me a snake waifu?

No, Jasmine's full body thing doesn't count. It went too far and was temporary
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>>77816142
I remember that Monkey Dust sketch
>Jews are Irish
>Germans are English
>Lone American saves the day
>"Here's a gift from President Churchill"
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Good. Fuck Bluth.
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>>77816140
Disney must really be wracking their brains for that one!

The next one will be:
>Trains
>Zeppelins
>Bicycles
>Wheelchairs
>Gurneys
>...?
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>>77813255
And your waifus are the inferior Disney CG Princesses.
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>>77818856
Then the crossover
>Planes, Trains and Automobiles
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>>77811088
>live-action-remake
for what purpose? the story was weak, it was all about breath taking animation skills.
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>>77811088
Wow wow wow
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>>77818781
That was a good sketch, can't find it on youtube now though.
>The 'Jews' are in the attic playing Irish folk music and drinking Guinness from the bar they installed
>"Ah would ye tell the lad t' keep the old music down there now Anne."
>"B'Jesus. You know we Jews like the craic too much to be sure"
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>Disney is making a live-action remake of a film that shits all over Russian history
Welp, time to start making that bunker!
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Test
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>>77818887

Frozen girls got more R34 content than Rapunzel
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>>77819098
Quality over quantity anon
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>>77819106

but there arent any animated rapunzel r34, anon
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>>77819128
If they would look anything like the abomination webm posted, I'm fine with that.
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>>77819158

ok, then
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>>77813457
>being arrested for thought crimes against a fictional character
God bless America.
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>>77812927
Gurewitch is cool as fuck, met him at a con coupla weeks back. He had a strip in preparation (I always new strip cartoonists draw BIG but it still shocks me to see originals) he's bought with him and was selling prints, got him to sign his "Magneto becomes Galactus' fridge magnet" comic in the Strange Tales h/c.

>>77812928
Yeah I watched it for the first time recently, I was screaming at the fucking TV for most of the film.
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>>77811827
Out of all the doll-like CGI Disney creations, I think she looks the most like a walking, talking doll in a movie.
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>>77812928
what are you talking about, the bolsheviks revolted months after the tsar had abdicated and that was because the provisional government wouldn't withdraw from WW1(not to mention that revolutionaries murdering Nicky's grandfather even after he freed the serfs was one of the main reasons his father cut back on reforms
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>>77812085
>f*ks
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Is Don Bluth Mormon
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>>77812845
Crack.
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>>77823540
He graduated from Brigham Young and he's second cousins with Mitt Romney.
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>>77812928
>>77812812
This is a ridiculous oversimplification of a very complex subject.
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April's fools or not i don't see how someone would want to see this remade. without going into the fact that her burned remains have been found and confirmed to be her so you can't even go into the fantasy that she might of escaped there's also the fact that Anastasia was a terrible fucking movie to begin with. the only good thing to come out of it was once upon a December.
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>>77813255
I don't see the problem, all my waifus has been 8-14
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