>Superman gets his powers from our yellow sun So where does

>>77800969
Our earth of course.

The planet Moon.

>>77800969
Doesn't he get them from the Moon or some shit?

>>77800969
>recently ate a briefcase full of cocaine
Drugs, of course

>>77800969
Bizarro powers the sun, obviously

>>77801065
That's why Superman has to put up with his shit.

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I wonder what Bizarro Prime is like...

>>77801904
Didn't you read all-star superman?

>>77800969
Kryptonite.

>>77802059
Wasn't that just Ultraman

Bizarro am lose all his powers when he's inside yellow sun.

This be Bizarro's big overt strength, so tell everyone to make Bizarro very upset!

>>77802133

No, it just gives him a power boost instead of weakening him. It's blue Kryptonite that weakens him IIRC.

He's so dumb that his retard strength is superhuman.

>>77800969
the moon

His yellow teeth.