Daily reminder that based Neil literally created his own waifu

Living the dream.

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>>77795335
>fucked cosplayers dressed as her

Daily reminder that one of these cosplayers he fucked was Stoya.

>>77795467
This

Was OP's post supposed to trigger me or something?

That's not makeshift Alice in wonderland proxy

>>77795482
It's supposed to inspire

>>77795571
god damn, that's the closest somebody can have to a real waifu.

>>77795335
>fucked
>Past tense

Reminder that Gaiman is still only second best to Paul Dini when it comes to fucking their waifus.

Dini literally married a magician who looks like (and cosplays as) Zatanna.

>>77795335
That's some fucking hypercrisis right there

Daily reminder that Based Grant Morrison cloned himself and is now fucking his own clone in drag daily.

Daily reminder that Alan Moorse created a tulpa and is now fucking his magic waifu.

>>77795654
She looks like the husky Zatanna of Earth 52.

>>77795728
Was watching the Morrison doc the other day with a friend and was just like "Why is Grant a prettier girl than I am?"

>>77795752
Daily reminder that Alan Moore and his wife had a fuckbuddy and eventually they both got tired of Moore's craggly ass and ran away together.

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>>77795654
He only settled for her because he couldn't find a real Fifi.

Daily reminder that Brian Michael Bendis literally takes it up the ass from anyone whith a vague resemblance to Luke Cage, while dressing up as Kitty Pryde.

>>77795335
>f*cked cosplayers dressed as her

Okay Im out of a loop. Source?

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>>77795728
Here's a pic for reference.

>>77795795
>f*cked
Consider suicide.

>>77795774
post pics

>>77795795
here's the source

[redacted]

if you can't see it you're probably shadowbanned

>>77795801
holy shit he made a homunculus cum rag

and i thought he was just an entry level solipsist.

>>77795792
Brian Michael Bendis?

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>>77795795

>>77795830
Yes, that Bendis guy.

>>77795571
It would inspire if I didn't know better.

We are a clickbait culture now.

We make more threads about people that make shit we hate, than threads about things people might like.

It's not a creator-breeding world that continues before us.

Thanks for nothin'.

>>77796101
shit dude do you know what comic that pic is from because i have seen nothing but praise for it in my last 3 years on this board

>>77796136
I've barely seen any threads about it, sir.

Praiseworthy or no, I'd barely be aware of it thanks to /co/.

And that's what I'm talking about. It's not the reverence, it's the time spent.

>>77796155
>>77796101
That's nothing new. Punditry has been along forever, be happy that the Internet makes everything more transparent.

>>77796203
You can't pretend the internet hasn't made these problems worse, and not just more opaque.

C'mon dude.

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>>77796221
memes are literally the chemo to the hate imo

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>>77796221
It did not. The only trend I noticed is the rise of cultural marxism, spilling from American universities into media that used to dabble with satanic panic pre-Internet and now went all-in into identity politics. It's the age of Hipster Skelter that is upon us and clickbait is the only profitable model if you wish to make a living out of your site/channel. That and personality cults that translate into crowdfunding. You can't complain much if you do not want to be amateur.

I don't think Internet made anything worse, it's a post-structuralist medium at the core and not the illusion of enlightement that it was. Turns out age of Reason is just an age of Discordia when unfiltered thoughts and information flow in. You don't really need censorship in the West when you have social networks and blogosphere.

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>>77796269
>I don't think Internet made anything worse,
But your previous paragraph...

You fucking asshole.

>>77796333
Those concepts were merely adopted by the Internet. They were born and molded in Germany and France and Woodstock.

>>77796378
Yeah, adopted and made far, far worse.

You have got to be shitting me, sir.

>>77796397
I'm not sure what is it that's particularly worse. Your problem seems to be the lack of proper discussion forums which is something that's hardest to achieve online because how are you going to get dozens of enlightened people that can have conflicting opinions not veering into outright ludicrous and still have a distinctive lack of vanity. Some sort of invite-only society that can be a bitch to achieve, a hugbox that is not a hugbox.

Or perhaps you have no good sites to browse. Personally, I just practice my english on 4chan, try not to shitpost or spoil anything in the OP of threads I start, wade through endless memery and write a response here and there. I occasionally bookmark an article worth reading if it gets linked by someone here.

Just read books I guess, I got a Kindle, best device I ever had. Can get most books as soon as I hear about them, beauty of the Internet.

>>77795801
Holy shit, Trent and Grant in the same room, it's bound to create some dimmensional split.

>>77795774
And they took his daughter with them.

>>77796250
>combining your waifus

>>77795774

Moore was just trying to emulate Marston, who was doing the poly thing back in the '30s & '40s.

>>77796518
... What the fuck.

I swear to god, marriage destroys creators.

Stop getting married. The government will fuck you. Or it won't; But you could've achieved that without marriage.

>>77795481

I think it was today or yesterday that she started claiming that James Deen raped her.

>Daily reminder that Warren Ellis was about to get his ass kicked for cybering with someone's wife.
>all mods in Warren's forum were females at some point
>there was a joke about a "Warren Ellis holy slut army"

>>77797302
>Check this
>It's true
>Replies are torn between YOU'RE A GODDESS FOR SPEAKING OUT HE RAPED AND BEHEADED MY SISTER and QUIT LYING FOR ATTENTION YOU FEMINAZI WHORE

deaddove.tiff

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I want to fuck Death. Please can I fuck Death?

>>77797483
Ask her when you meet her.

>>77795467
>the dream
Heh.

>>77797515
Hunh. Think she'll agree? Isn't her job to be a friendly face? How friendly are we talking...

>>77797657
She'll probably just turn you down nicely.

>>77797657
She does love everyone anon. Just not you in that way.

>>77795481
there's no way he fucked Stoya

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>>77795481
>>77797920

>>77797664
>>77797755
Dammit. Anon got my hopes up, and you Anons smashed it.

>>77797480
Well that sucks, and I say that as someone who's been involved in a rough sex safeword fuckup.

>>77797991
The Endless can fall in love with mortals, but it wouldn't end well for you.

>>77798075
We don't even know if it happened, m8. She literally sent out two tweets and of course the internet is running with it.

All of us have the potential.

We are unstoppable

What's to stop ME from becoming a god?

Daily reminder that Mark Millar has to call Grant Morrison before he can reach orgasm to ask him how to finish.

>>77795335
> created his own waifu
what else is an author supposed to do? Bore themselves? Pander?
> and fucked cosplayers
{{citation_needed}}. Dude is beta like only the English can be. Starfuckers could try and they'd only get a mumbled apology.

>>77797991
If you're humble enough not to expect it she might decide you deserve it. Live a good life.

>>77795842
Mr. Bendis?

>>77798136
True that, it's just that it gets a bit close.

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>>77797961
holy shit why would you tweet something like that

>>77798205
>Implying it wasn't Amanda Palmer stealing his phone

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>>77798175
god fucking damn

>>77798075
>and I say that as someone who's been involved in a rough sex safeword fuckup.
You knew when you typed that up that you wanted to tell us the story so just let us know already

>>77798141
Slow your roll there, Caesar.

>>77795481
>Reminder that they were dating for the longest time. She quit acting in porn and went behind the camera to direct and other stuff. He stayed in front of the camera, led to breakup. They were semi-friends for months afterwards.

>James Dean has yet to make a response to this accusation. Stoya has only made a few tweets. If it is true, why not go to the police?

I personally hope it isn't true, as Stoya and James Dean appears to be very intelligent and nice outside of porn.

>>77798176
Are you implying that Neil's not getting laid by wild women?

Not wild as in "Really good at sex" but like actually feral women that he breeds with in a forest behind his home.

>>77798270
>James Dean has yet to make a response to this accusation.

Well, he's dead, so he wouldn't.

>>77798270
>Stoya and James Dean appears to be very intelligent and nice outside of porn.
Well at least one of them isn't, obviously.

>>77797302
Who the fuck is James Deen, do you mean James Dean?

>>77798346
>He's never heard of lemon stealing whores

>>77798301
kek

>>77798346
James Deen is a pornstar.

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>>77798309
>heard of false accusations
>love can make people do stupid things, like regret having sex with an ex and believe that you were raped.

>>77798412
>>77798397
>>77798367
Why would I know the name of the guy from Lemon Stealing Whores? There's only one pornstar I need to know and that's Peanut Untouchable.

>>77798463
I had to look it up as well.
Knowing the names of male porn stars as a man is gay as fuck, and I am literally a homosexual

>>77798516
Oh fuck off with that shit. I'm a woman and I know a lot of women pornstar names. Knowing someone's stage name doesn't mean anything except that you can find more videos with them "acting".

>>77797961
>Posting this on a public forum.

Neil, please.

>>77798537
You're a woman, it isn't the same for men.
Choosing to watch videos based on the male actor is pretty gay unless the guy looks like you or something

>>77798175
HAHHAHAHA. Oh dear Lord.

>>77795728
>>77795801
Morrison used to go drag himself. Is his wife confirmed female?

>>77798231
Nah, it's just anecdotal. Important thing is, if you're not the sort of thing think things over, be safe, and if and when you _do_ fuck up don't gloss things over, work it out. That goes for all people involved.

>>77797961
I want Neil to teach me in the based arts

>>77798394
>kek
No, that's Alan Moore.

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>>77798692
>You will never get to fuck your waifu, the one you spent years perfecting in your artistic pursuits, IRL
>You will never even fuck someone copslaying as your waifu

>>77798687
Tell us the story.

>>77795606
Paul Dini

>>77798175
Capped.

>>77797028
Too bad you'll never be able to have a real wife with a long fluffy tail or who loves you

While Grant and Neil were banging their waifus, Alan Moore got involved in a relationship with two women at once, who eloped together and left him alone. Then he met and married an artist who he's happy with. Moore's secret to a deep, loving, and lasting relationship? Spend 16 years making a porn comic together.

>>77795654
>>77795335

If only we could all be so lucky...

>>77795801
Reznor looks awkward, like he knew what was going on...

>>77799187
You'll die alone, Boco. Also, shut up.

>>77799482

Yeah, I know... and yes sir...

>>77798197
If you're formal.

>>77799567
Brian.....Michael......Bendis....

Are you serious?

>>77799746
Yes, I am serious.

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>>77795481
>>77797920
>>77797961

>>77795481
I've never been more motivated in my life to improve my art.

>>77799825
>blank expression.jpg

Another famous writer tried to do this

His name was CWC.

You've all been warned. Not every waifu you make from the ground up will be real,

>>77800042
Considering how badly American Gods is written, you don't even have to improve on it that much.

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>>77797302

Unsurprising if true.

>>77800153
>hating on American Gods

it's not the best, but it's still far better than 90% of the stuff out there. The only thing bad I've ever read from him was some story about a Kitsune. Think it was a kids comic, but it a very waifu type character.

>>77800596
His prose is awful.

>>77798210
They just moved in together, so she'd finally have ample time to steal his phone. It fits.

>>77800645
Agreed, got into the Scion RPG and a friend told me to read American Gods, its not the worst thing I've read but I think I could do just as good, and that's a bad thing, cause I suck.

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>>77795335
Actually, I know more than a few literate/illustrative role-players who have done this (irl and E-RP)

>>77798175
WHOA NELLY

>>77800645
never read, so I will steer clear of

>>77800692
anon, I guarantee you couldn't even come close. It's great by any standard but to say you can write anything nearly as good is just wrong, unless you've been published. 99% of stuff turned over to editors is utter trash, I've seen some of it and written some of it.

But Good Omens > Anasasi Boys >>>> American Gods

>>77800645
I'll grade your opinion a 8+

>>77801006
and guess which one's getting a tv series...

my main problem is that no one is going to be hot enough to play Easter

>>77801017
>Shadow had done three years in prison. He was big enough and looked don't-fuck-with-me enough that his biggest problem was killing time. So he kept himself in shape, and taught himself coin tricks, and thought a lot about how much he loved his wife.

Defend this.

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>>77800692
You shoulda read this.

>>77800645
Do you not like Good Omens, or do you think that was all Pratchett?

>>77795481
Daily reminder that Stoya is a lying whore.

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>>77798758
I have a new goal to achieve

>>77801496
Get off 4chan and make a media statement, James.

>>77801496
>namefag is scum
Color me unsurprised.

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>>77795335
>unsubstantiated bullshit

Daily reminder that based OP is an ISIS operative who likes to molest children before skinning them alive.

>Select all squares with Turkeys.

CAPTCHA. IT'S OVER.

>>77800066
>famous

>>77801818
>Has an entire wiki dedicated to his life
>not famous

>>77800596
I got bored of American Gods after about 150 pages. It's not that the book was badly written, the plot didn't seem to go anywhere and without any characters to relate to I lost interest.
>>77801045
I'm glad Neil is writing the show but I have a feeling it'll be in development hell forever. Just like GDT's Monster adaptation that HBO dropped.

>>77797961
Link or it didn't happen.

Who would you rather fuck? Desire or Death? Catch: if you choose Death then you also die.

>>77802765
Death. The sex would be just a bonus.

>>77802765
Death, it's not even a good question

>>77802765
What does Desire look like?

>>77802765
>not fucking Desire, who will look like Death because that's what you desire, and then as you die from the amazing sex that only Desire would be capable of you fuck Death as well before she collects you

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>>77802782
You made me sad, anon. I hope you're okay.

>>77795335
Paul Dini did it better.

He found a female magician who looks just like Zatanna and married her.

>Be in LTR
>Slowly start losing sexual desire for people that don't look like her

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

>>77802850
I will be eventually if you catch my drift

>>77801519
>>77801507
>Wanting a witch hunt because a lying whore lied
>>>/comicsalliance/

>>77802935
I hope you talk to someone you trust or a suicide hotline. Or there's the SuicideWatch sub on reddit.

>>77797515

>asking one of the most powerful beings to fuck before moving on

i wouldn't do that anon

>>77797657

there's a chance you can fuck her under extremely rare circumstances

>you must be alive during the one day out of every 100 years that death takes on mortal form
>you have to be at her precise location on that day
>you have to have enough game to convince death to spend time fucking you on her chosen day

so it's unlikely you'll ever get the chance alive or dead.

however who knows, maybe there has been or will be a lucky guy who fucks death without even knowing it.

>>77802765
Desire can look like anything you want, all these Waifu Deathfags are stupid. Death would be better to marry so Fuck-Marry-Kill is Desire, Death, Despair

>>77802865
>marriage
>better than endless 3somes

Dude...you need to work on how to get your dick hard

>>77803331
>Not choosing delirium

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE POST A PIC OF DESIRE?

>>77798537
Are you straight? Do you actually find male pornstars attractive? Do you follow them?

>>77803362
Kill yourself, paedo scum.

>>77803384
Any Patrick nagel woman.

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>>77803331
I forget how this works. They all change to fit in. They look like humans to humans. Dream can be black as easily as he can be white. Does Desire have more control over exactly what he/she looks like? Do the others just change enough to look normal?

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>>77803424
>immortal being as old as humanity
>Is underage for looking young

You must be extra fun in 30 seconds to fap threads on /gif/

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>>77796378
You don't say.

>>77803565
She's not underage (I'm not that anon). But she's also not in her right mind. She's sort of got the mind of a child. Death/Desire are superior.

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Does Desire look more like a woman than a man to me because the art doesn't adequately capture her androgyny or is it because I'm attracted to women?

>>77803362
eh....Delirium is Tori Amos incarnate, I just want to be her friend, maybe cuddle a bit

>>77803501
They usually change for how THEY feel not you, or because of their domain. Destruction and Death change very little, Despair, Delirium and Desire change A LOT!

>>77803605
She is an immortal trapped in eternal puberty and the change that brings. She's the eternal change without any ending point. She was once Desire but when she hit puberty she became Delerium because of too much eternal change, she became a kind of chaos.

>>77803873
>She was once Desire
You mean Delight.

>>77803900
wow, bad typing/brain mistake

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Everyone in this thread has shit taste. Best Endless right fucking here.

>>77800596
>American Gods
>far better than 90% of the stuff out there

You really need to expand your "out there" horizons, then.

In all fairness, writing full-length novels is something many good authors struggle with. Its much easier to write short stories. Anyone can come up with cool ideas. But fleshing out a one-page idea into a 500 page novel is not a trivial leap in difficulty.

Gaiman had some cool ideas but didn't have a novel in him for American Gods. It wanders, it meanders, it doesn't know what to do with the concepts it lays out. Some good ideas, in a mediocre novel, with some truly poor sections.

I'm glad you enjoyed the book. There is much better out there. Expand your reach beyond comic book authors.

>>77803357
You must have never had a threesome.

>>77803771
>Tori Amos

yeah...THAT's real attractive.

>>77804102

No no, it's backwards anon. Short stories are harder because even if you have a cool idea, you have to make a full arc in less then 30 pages or so. It's not easy. A novel lets you stretch out and go wild. Very few writers are better at short stories then novels because of this.

>>77803331

>Marry Death.

Thanos, is that you?

>>77804098
except he can never write you a love poem or make you a painting. All his love gifts are broken....and he will destroy your whatever orifice he wants

>>77804102
>Expand your reach beyond comic book authors
I worked backwards. I read Sword of Shannara, a 700 page novel in grade 5. I hated comics as a kid. As I said, American Gods is not a great book, but it's still better than most of the novels/comics out there. I loved Anasasi Boys so I thought I would give this a shot, it was good enough to finish, better than something like Lord of the Rings which like it was a great idea but poorly executed.

>>77804170
only two, but you don't seem to know about marriage....
>>77804206
have you never imagined how she is in bed? Holy fuck would she ever be the best fuck in the world

>>77804571
>I worked backwards. I read Sword of Shannara
>Epic Fantasy
>not the book-version of capeshit

>>77803762
Androgyny is mostly seen as feminine despite the intention....at least attractive Androgyny

>>77804690
oh come on, it had many sentences more complex than most stuff in comics. Hell, 50 pages were a history lesson. But yeah, while at grade 5 it may have been more complex than comics, it's not the most complex book out there.

I prefer novels but just don't have time or attention span these days so I read more comics. Doesn't mean I haven't read some /lit/ in my time

>>77804255
>only ever written short stories
>Wanting to try a novel
>reading this fight

uhhhhh....

>>77805475
that anon is kinda right though, doing a short story you have to agonize over every word, doing a novel it's mostly word count if you are a 'professional'.

to be serious a short story is a sprint where every sentence matters, a novel is a marathon where the plot matters.

>>77799275
He knows hes about to be in the middle of an Eiffel tower if he doesn't get out of there in 3 seconds.

>>77798576
Considering that watching porn is basically kekery, it's like getting keked by your twin brother

>>77798576
because watching women have sex with ugly men isn't a turn-on and porn is flooded with ugly men

>>77806340
That word has lost all meaning, it isn't kekery unless you're going out with or married to the porn star the dude in the video is fucking.

>>77806340
I realise you are being an idiot but

I've watched porn and had sex with women lots, a lot like it. The bi ones don't mind me putting on lesbian porn, the...ok I lied, I have never dated a woman that hasn't identified as bi. point is, they are into all kinds of porn.