this again

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>>77786845
>>77786853

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this is sad

>>77786886
Don't worry anon it gets better for her.
>no it doesn't

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Why would you story time such a thing?

http://ellorytheshark.com/?comic=cool

/thread

>>77786863
>you will never be able to tell her she is actually cute

>>77788384
if you did she'd probably just think you're being mean

>>77788384

She'd just eat you, anon.

>>77789079
i'd be ok with that

>be sad fat girl
>make comic about sad fat girl
>make it about sharks because sharks are SO KAWAII ^o^

>>77789719
but the artist is a dude

>>77789808
You can't say that anon! Just because she was born with a penis and in a human body doesn't mean she's not a beautiful she-shark!

>>77789719
Sad fat girl or not, this comic is damn good.

>tfw you're kissless

How did you guys do it?

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>>77789719

>>77786999

I remember hearing somewhere that sharks are immune to cancer

>no rape

DROPPED

Please stop I don't need this in my life.
(Why can't I stop reading it then?)

>>77789975

I don't know anon but not being an ugly beta fag helped a lot

Waiting for a CADbortion edit.

>>77790120
It's a famous myth. Often used to sell "alternative medicine" i.e. ground up shark cartilage to suckers with terminal cancer.

I've seen it mentioned in commercials raising money for medical research. Probably on shitty TV channels like the Discovery channel.

>>77790307
>>>/v/

>>77787664
I want to fuck tired shark-mom.

>>77787780
They're not CARTOONS, dad

>>77790128
> I demand punpun

seek help

So what's with this author? Did he get beaten and raped every day as a child or something?

>>77789975
by being cute enough that other guys wanted to kiss you

>>77789975
How old are you anon?
I didn't have my first kiss until 18, in college.
I didn't lose my virginity until 20, and I'm a pretty social well adjusted gal

It's not really all that important, but the only real tip I can give you is that I was drunk both times. Maybe that will help?

>>77790562
Just some general social awkwardness, anon.

>>77787513
punt is not the word I would have used. Though that bitch could certainly use one.

>>77789975
I'm still kissless and I've had sex. I asked two girls if they wanted to threesome, and shockingly got a yes. I'm not retarded, they wanted to fuck, they were all over me, but yea, it was pure circumstance and luck.

>>77789975
>Elementary school
>On the playground
>Girl runs up to me out of the blue
>"I love you, okay?"
>Before I can respond she pecks me on the lips
>develop a crush on her that goes nowhere
Find out years later she did it because she was dared to

>>77791662
>be gril in middleschool
>boy runs up to me at recess
>"Would you go out with me??"
>purely out of surprise and childish stupidity shout "Ew, No!"
>it's not until years later after I've forgotten everything about the incident except that it happened that I suddenly realize this may have hurt his feelings
>really hope I didn't ruin his life right there

>>77791452
Are you telling me you didn't even fucking kiss them while you were fucking?

What the fuck man?

>>77789975
I wouldn't know since I'm on my way to wizard status and not by choice...

>>77791896
Well he sounds like he must be a gentleman. No wonder they wanted to fuck him.

>>77787705
>being picky like that
Maaan, most asmr artists are broke as fuck. They'd probably use a used one
>>77787723
>BFZ
Why

>>77791896
What's sadder is they didn't even kiss him.

>>77791896
I dunno man, I was wasted. They kissed a lot, they were dating. I was basically a fuck toy for two bi-women. Definitely hot as fuck and pretty much the ideal way to lose my virginity but it might have fucked me up a bit because now the prospect of fucking one girl is fairly average.

>>77791838
Christ the amount of people I've seen post on 4chan with the reverse story, you may have set him on a bad path.

>>77792154

You'll just have to fuck THREE girls then, won't you?

I GO 4CHAN TO ESCAPE THESE FEELINGS OP, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME!!!!!!!

>>77792216
Definitely on the goals list. Considering I haven't even fucked one in 3 years it's unlikely though.

>>77791662
You've suddenly made me self-conscious of all the girls who've kissed me in elementary school.

>>77792182
Ironically enough.

>1st grade
>one day I manage to hang out with a girl I really like
>think we're on the fast track to becoming friends
>tell her I have a crush on her
>she refused to talk to me, undoubtedly overwhelmed an d uncomfortable by me telling her that

Now I'm a 22 KV and hate talking about my feelings in person.

>>77789975
By settling for fatties and uggos

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>>77786924

>>77792182
I am sorry about it. It only happened because it turns out I was even more socially retarded than him.

This is too much, not because of the cartoon shark, but because there were girls in high school like this and I did nothing about it. Hell there are probably girls at work like this and I don't even realize.

Girls need some sort of universal "I'M LONELY" signal.

>>77792707
Do men have one of those?

>>77792707
Fuck m80 there are people across sex lines like this.

I'm going to start inviting introverted people at work to come bowl/go kart with my friends or something.

>>77792721
yes, but people ignore them.

>>77792721
Lonely men tend to turn in on themselves and avoid the public; it's hard to find people that aren't outside with you.

>>77792721
Usually social awkwardness of some sort but its just as hard to identify in man as it is in ladies. Many of the "signs" can just be personal preferences or old habits that are false tells.

>>77786845
>>77786853
I wanna protect that smile.
But I fear its a lost cause.

>>77792474
>Elementary school
>Be friends with a girl for years
>One day tell her that I have a crush on her
>Threatens to punch me in the face if I ever talked to her again

>>77792721
posting here

>>77792725
Why? They won't have fun and will just resent you after a while.

How many of you have had your first kiss?

>>77792838
Hey, if some people I'll only know for a little while hate me for trying to bring them out of their shell, I'm okay with that.

It's worth the odds that maybe, just maybe, I'll help someone realize they do belong and they can have friends.

>>77792839
Mine was in the sixth grade.

>>77792839
Earlier this year. It's a petty thought but I'm glad that I had it before I turned older than 18.

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>Be 9 year old idiot
>Tell my friend I like a girl
>He tells her
>During the middle of lunch at school she screams at me to stay away from her because I am a "Freak" and that nobody would ever like me
>Teased about it constantly for months
>Become horrible introvert and honestly believed for years that I would be alone the rest of my life
Hey at least I worked up the courage to hit on a girl at a bar and lose my virginity.

>>77792861
Don't you, uh, think it'd be better to, you know...go in a small group of, say, maybe just you and them? Inviting an introverted person to go with your entire group of friends is a bad idea to start with. Build a personal relationship first and gradually introduce them to a larger circle of friends

>>77790581
>ITT: anon catches alcoholism from another anon.

>>77792839
I used to even date a girl when I was 14. Probably could even bang her if I bothered to push for it, she was mad in love with me.

Then puberty properly set in, studying pressure, onset mental illness broke me.

>>77792839
I think I did but the fact I don't remember sort of speaks to the spirit of the question.

>>77792915
I suppose that works, too.

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>>77792891
>>77792861

I'm happy for you anons, I really am.

>>77792915
This. Groups, even ones that are open to new people, tend to unconsciously exclude new people. It would be better to get to know them one on one and then introduce them to your friends slowly.

As someone who keeps getting drug into groups like that I will tell you one thing. NOTHING is lonelier than being in a group of people having fun and trying to fake it for their sakes.

>>77792861
>trying to bring them out of their shell

I hate this phrase but I have to admit it makes for the perfect metaphor. When people try to pull this kind of shit with me, it really does turn out exactly like a little kid trying to pull a turtle out of its shell. The kid is well meaning, but doesn't realize that a turtle's spine is actually fused to its shell, and all attempts to "pull it out" will either fail or mutilate it fatally. Best you can hope for is having the turtle poke its legs and head out, when it feels like it.

>>77792031
because it's the best set you fag

>>77792839
Yes but I've never kissed without sex

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>>77792801
I really hope I don't come off as dickish in any way (even though I probably will anyways and I legitimately resent you losing a good friend all of a sudden in such a racketing manner) but I just want to let you know that I kek'd heartily at this

>>77790581
b-but they told me not to get girls drunk

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>>77790581
>kiss at 18
>first time at 20

ha ha you're a funny guy
fuck you

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>>77789975
I socially retarded, and my family problems don't help that much, also i hate myself.

>>77792949
Or maybe you're just a retarded lizard who thinks its egg is its turtle shell.

>>77792949
You're thinking of the metaphor in a different way.

I'd like to think it's more like the turtle that was hanging out in the front lawn when I was a little kid. Mum brought it in before it made its way into the street and got hurt.

Now, being a little kid, I was ready for that turtle to do all sorts of cool turtle-y things, but it didn't. It hid in its shell. And you know, turtles are free to do that as they please.

So after sitting and waiting for it to come out for a while, I got the suggestion from mum to leave some lettuce out in the bin he was placed in.

So I did, and I went back to playing. Next time I came in to check on the turtle, there it was, out of its shell and nomming lettuce. We eventually took him to the local courtyard, and considering there weren't any other turtles there, he still hangs out some 10+ years later sunbathing some mornings.

You don't try to pry introverts from their shells, but you do at least offer some comfort for them if they want to make the effort.

>>77792996
Boy, that sure encouraged me to want to be social. You're some kinda psychological genius, you are.

>>77793011
You'll get kicked out if you don't marry a girl?

>>77793038
You think me calling you retarded is encouraging you? No retards should be kept away from general society, you're a blight, as all beta individuals are.

>>77793026
Yeah, but there are plenty of people that think that being introverted is some kind of phase that someone puts aside forever at some point. I know I've come across plenty of people that have thought that, and figured as soon as the introvert "gets over it," that being antisocial will just go away forever and they'll magically transform into an extrovert like themselves. But I'm saying, being introverted isn't something you just stop doing. It's something you just live with and carry around with you but still get by with in spite of it.

>>77793055
Oh good. Then I'll never have to come across you in public.

>>77793011
God damn dude.

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>tfw extrovert
Hahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77793102
I used to be an introvert, and I still somewhat am, but I don't think it does anybody any good to be introverted if they're hurting emotionally for it.

>>77790587

He seems to enjoy making his characters suffer

>>77792996
I don't know what you think introverted people are like, anon. Do you think they're all terrible bastards? Did an introverted kid bully you once when you were a child?

Some people simply do not deal well with interacting with others socially, at least not for long. There may be any number of reasons why that is, so who are you to presume anything of them?

>>77793177
They're individuals who cannot handle having another human being physically around them, but spend all day talking to them online. Not just 4chan, MMOs, MOBAs, shooters, leddit. It's clearly not an issue of people but of social cues.
They should shit or get off the pot.

>>77793177
How a introverted kid would bully? By thinking really hard on bullying someone?

>>77793137
Feels so fucking good man. There's nothing like getting a natural high off of being in a room full of people.

>>77793055
>denigrating betas
>posts on 4chan
Self-hatred isn't healthy anon

>>77793371
>How a introverted kid would bully?

Easily, it happens all the time. An introverted kid gets the idea that he's a born victim, he gets unreasonably angry at society, he starts to lash back whichever way he can. Look at Elliot Rodgers, or hell, any internet troll. Usually most of the people who go out of their way to fuck with people online and stalk them and swat them and all that shit aren't well-adjusted extroverts with plenty of friends and a full and fufilling social schedule.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qe7ikxzqe0

>>77793102
>It's something you just live with and carry around with you but still get by with in spite of it.
That doesn't sound like you're an introvert. That sounds like you've got severe anxiety issues and you're hiding behind a label instead of trying to fix them.

An introvert doesn't consider their introversion to be a handicap, mostly because a healthy introvert can still interact socially perfectly well, they just choose not to do so most of the time. Being terrified of people isn't introversion.

>>77789975
vodka

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>this thread

>>77793453
>Usually most of the people who go out of their way to fuck with people online and stalk them and swat them and all that shit aren't well-adjusted extroverts with plenty of friends and a full and fufilling social schedule.
So if a person is not a healthy extroverted person them it is automatically an introvert for you?

>>77793646
>so if they're not an extrovert
>They're an introvert?

That's kinda how it works, yeah.

>>77793478

This. If you're introverted and hate it, you aren't really introverted, you have something that's making you withdraw to your own detriment.

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>>77787631

>dumb hipster bitch got her shit kicked in by her friend for acting like a cunt towards Ellory

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>>77789975
>tfw the only time I have been kissed by a girl was last year when my 11 year old cousin gave me a kiss.

>>77793011
What game?

>>77793677
Only dumb kids think the world is binary.

Since the idea of introversion and extroversion was created it was never a binary thing.

>party yesterday
>got super drunk
>puked in friend's sink
>had to get out of the taxi halfway home
>woke up at midday, hungover
>feeling of shame is incredible
>can't blame anyone else but myself

I'm a retarded asshole, and this is my punishment. Thanks for this comic, OP

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>>77793858
Harvest Moon. Mary is my waifu!

>>77793882
That's the librarian girl, right? What happens with the mail guy if you marry her instead?

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>5:44 in the morning.
>Stumble across OP and his comic.
>Read the whole damn thing because "Hey this might have a happy ending, right?"
>Nothing but one sad situation after another.

>>77789719

Maybe sharks are just easier to draw.

> big triangle = entire face
> little triangle = arms, hands, and fingers

Etc

>>77794028
Keeps being a mail guy? The blacksmith boy that was her love interest...

>>77794095
I'm probably thinking of the wrong game.

>>77794116
Just checked and the mailman is her love interest in the N64 game. So different games. In my game the same guy is the policeman.

Hey, someone bring up orcas real quick.

>>77794234
No, they will beat up the sharks.

>>77794234
Orca please go

>>77794270
Orcas would never bully, orcas are gentle and nice.

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Speaking of orcas...

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>>77794406
Well, that escalated.

>>77787650
Oh no.

>>77790581
>loosed virginity at 20
>20
>implying that's late for virginity

Fuck of anon.

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I'm a mojo girl myself.

>>77786863
>>77786906
>>77786924
>>77787099
>>77787147
>>77787273
>>77787650
>>77787723
>>77787948
Damn.

>>77794514
Mah nigga.
It hurts so much.

>>77790581
being a girl helps your social life immensely
if you didn't lose your kvirginity earlier, it's because you didn't actively pursue it
you got drunk and let whomever do whatever

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>tfw playing D&D got me laid

it is only when you go maximum virgin that you burst the the cocoon not as a beta-fly but an alpha

>>77794514
Right
What's a mojo?

>>77794648
It's what makes you cool.

It's in your dick, just watch Austin Powers.

>>77792839
Hasn't happened, neither has sex. 26 years old and this hasn't bothered me before, it's anyone's guess why at this point.

>>77794780
It didn't bother me for 24 years and suddenly it started bothering me. It will happen to you.

>>77794792
Undoubtedly, mate, undoubtedly.

>>77794792
Normies finally got to you.

>>77794883
Fucking normies, man. Insidious schemers and vile machinators.

Let us join in our RE to repel the horrors.

>>77790581
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>77794792
>it happened to me
>therefore it will happen to you

>>77794406
Why would anyone make a screenshot in such shitty quality? You barely can read shit!

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>>77792839
>15: First girlfriend, held hands/kissed occasionally
>16: Broke up uneventfully, still virgin
>17:
>18:
>19:
>20:

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This thread reminded me of a thing.

>>77789975
I got my first kiss at 20 by going to a bar. This girl said she thought I was hot and then like 15 seconds later we were making out. I lost my virginity like a year later, she was my roommates friend. I haven't done anything other than dance with some girls in over a year though.

>>77787086
I'm not going to cry I'm not going to cry I'm not going to

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>>77787117
too relatable

I've been single since freshman year.

And I graduated in 2010.

Nearly 9 dry years.

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You don't actually have to be good at girls to be good at girls.

She's a bitch, nearly every other character was offering to be nice to her but she wanted to live in her own little world of 'boo hoo i'm so alone and sad :('

You wouldn't be if you talked to these fucking people like a normal person.

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>>77794792

I'm 21, and I've been bothered by it for a while.

Although, I guess it's my own fault for not socializing.

>>77795301
That's the point and why this was not written by a sad lonely person. At least not by someone who is currently a sad lonely person. They don't realize when people are trying to be nice to them, always thinking that there must be some other reason or something. Probably due to bad past experiences.

>>77787086
Every single time.

>>77795301
not being victim complexed by an endless stream of negative experiences must be nice anon. not feeling insecure to the point of social stage fright sounds cool.

>>77795416

Literally everyone has an endless stream of negative experiences anon. That's part of life. Learn to deal with it and move the fuck on.

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>mfw I'm too scared to make a move on womyn because I'd rather prefer being a pathetic nerd even though I have above average grades and girls usually show interest in me, even cute ones.

I'm in high school and I don't know what to do anons, I'm eyeing this one girl who I think also has an interest in me but I don't know a damn where to start.

I've got no motivation to even talk to women to try and pursue some sort of relationship. I masturbate upwards of 30 times daily, and it just kills any desire for the opposite sex. I'm in such a routine of it too that I cannot stop now. If I did stop, I'm sure I'd get motivated but I just cannot stop.

>>77795641
Dude, how did your penis not run away from this treatment? You are such a dick to it.

I've been a wizard for about a month now and I honestly don't see what the big deal is.

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>>77795641

>30 times daily
How have you not died of fatigue yet?

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New one

>>77795433
sure thing anon, because it's that's simple. that's like telling a depressed person to be happy. if it were that simple, they would.

>>77795263
anon, I've been single my entire life, despite being told in both collage and high school by some of the girl-students that I looked about average, not bad, but nothing special.

I'll be 25 next year, and I've stopped trying. I tried, I was friendly, hung out with friends, and all it got me was a feeling of not fitting in anywhere.

>>77795701

Glad you agree.

>>77789975
>Highschool, senior year
>Was friends with a girl, junior year, short, pale, skinny, curly blonde with a big pointy nose
>At a friend's birthday party meet a fun, brown, tall, athletic girl from a different school, also senior year.
>I'm a bit drunk, brown girl thinks I'm hilarious and smart. I walk her home, we make out a bunch on her doorway.
>Next day call first girl to tell her how well the party went, also tell her that I want her to meet brown girl.
>They immediately hate each other's guts, they spend the entire year competing to see who won me.

It was pure accident but boy was it fun, great way to end highschool.

>>77795712
>sarcasm as a response
oh, you're one of those. here's your reply.

>>77793026
>tfw no turtlebro

>>77795690
>>77795657
Magic, wizard magic!

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>that meme where we all pretend to be pathetic anti-social kissless virgins
My favorite meme.

>>77796005
>pretend
haha yeah...

>>77796005
>pretend

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>>77794406

>people believed a story in which an orca let some dude crawl into its esophagus to jack off because it "smelled his boner"

holy shit i haven't laughed this hard in ages.

>>77794514
a what?

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>>77795694

>>77795609
go for a younger one

>Get a girl
>Have to delete porn
>Can't play videogames or read comics or watch cartoons unless she is somehow involved
>Can't hang out with friends anymore
>Have to hang out with her friends and their pussywhipped boyfriends that are all tools and morons

>>77796287
Anon you realize you are now one of those pussywhipped boyfriends that is a tool and a moron

>>77795694
>>77796120
Art perspective? Projecting?

>>77796005
Yeah, pretend...Got ya didn't I?

>>77795694
It's almost Loss. Almost.

>>77796005
Yeah guys. Good round of that meme game.

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>>77796005
I'm not kissless, but I am an antisocial virgin.

porn when

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>>77786934
>the boisharks full name is Kevin NASH
gg sides are 7 ft in the air
Although he doesn't have his fins in his pockets NEARLY enough

>>77792839
6 years ago, I was 15

>>77794406
was this /mlp/?
I get the feeling this was /mlp/.

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>>77796005
why do this anon
why

>>77787430
Fuck, that is not a joke I expected from this comic.

>>77794406

... for fuck sake

>>77797808
Did you pop one, anon? :^)

> antisocial creep
> meet another antisocial creep
> for once try to connect with another human bean in a genuine way
> rejected outright

I thought I knew that feel, but I didn't.

Anon is destined to feel a feel alone.

>>77797973
He was anti-social, what did you expect?

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I don't get it.

>>77793102
>Friends around me all call themselves introverted because they're cynical and watch Netflix
>Almost everyone I know thinks it's part of the Nerd Starter Pack and latches onto it
>Extremely asocial because of neuroses
>Friends all assume I'm introverted like them and act like I'm joking whenever I try to do things with them
>Actually extremely extroverted and get insanely depressed whenever I'm alone

>>77792801
>>Threatens to punch me in the face if I ever talked to her again
oh my god what a sociopath

>>77797993
At least for me, I was always socially inept but really wanted to connect with people and ignore the shitty social play formalities to just talk about real shit.I dunno, I just always wanted to sit down and shoot the shit while also laying the cards on the table and being open enough with someone to talk about insecurities, thoughts about the world and life and stuff. I always felt that if I could just get past my stuttering and become more socially nimble I could have those kinds of life long friendship kinds of relationships. But everyone who was ever my friend turned out to be a casual acquaintance that eventually forgot all about me. I never had childhood friends I grew up with since I moved a lot. The dude I wanted to hang out with was the first person in years I could hang out with in person and actually look forward to it, and I thought we'd be on the same wavelength.

I feel terribly alone and I dont know what to do about it.

Is bowsharkgirl supposed to be so unlikable?

>>77796287
Break up with that cunt.

>>77787631
i don't get it, whi kick her ass?

>>77795609
Get drunk at a party with her. If she wants to fuck she'll be touching you and paying lots of attention to you and stuff

>>77798185
Id say She's relatable to shy people, or those with social difficulties.

>>77795694
Wait I just realized...are they all under water? Are they all swimming? I never thought to consider the Spongebob effect was in play I just assumed they were floating on land somehow.

How do they into clothes? How do they into electricity? There are too many questions at work here.

I'm no good with people. I don't like people much, I'm not good at keeping conversations flowing without going back to my go-to conversation pieces (how much I masturbate, how much I hate myself, my dead dog). I've only got a few friends and I don't like them very much. Most of them annoy me but they're the only people that will have me. I'm not good with people, but I like being around other people. The idea of meeting someone cool that I can get along with really well appeals to me. I've had it happen once. I'm still in contact with her but we've grown distant. I'm her only real friend but I'm just someone to talk to. She has a boyfriend and she is kinda friends with his friends but not really.

I'm not good.

>>77791838
you just made another human being feel miserable probably pushing him to do the same to other people, we all do it that's why the world it's so shitty

>>77793410
If rchan didn't have alphas a lot of its irl trolling/raids/hoaxes wouldn't succeed

>>77798266
>(how much I masturbate, how much I hate myself, my dead dog)
You should combine it into one topic to make it more raunchy and edgy.

>>77796287
You didn't get a girl, a girl got a new pet.
Fetch, bitch.

>>77791838
You probably did, but it''s comforting to know that we both ended up here.

>>77791838
This explains the villain origin, the civilians really are clueless monsters.
>Oh wow you are so gross, ugly, dumb pathetic and just human trash...(wait was that mean? Oh well)
>43 violent rapes and murders later
All you had to do was let him down gently, now he buries them softly.

>>77798331
It's like one of my dwarven fortresses.

Maybe you dont want a gf, anon.
maybe you just want an f.

>>77798379
I want a gf. But I don't want to let anyone into my life.

>>77798400
So go buy a ho, nig

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>all these people who want friends and gfs

the grass is always greener they say

I've lived both lives and I prefer my solitary one

So many damn obligations when you have friends and girlfriends, all they want to fucking do is go out and do stuff

>>77798251
Man if this is what the author considers to be noteworthy social difficulties they ain't seen shit

>>77798163
Tried looking for societies/clubs nearby that you're interested in?

>>77798426
They don't cuddle. Or they overcharge for it.

>>77798447
>all they want to fucking do is go out and do stuff
well if you didnt want to do stuff, why have friends in the first place?

>>77798459
What are you on about? No one said shit about crippling difficulty.

>>77798499
I was lonely
like I said grass is always greener
had no clue how much time and energy friends consumed
I still have a close circle of friends but we usually go weeks without even seeing each other despite the fact we're practically neighbors

>>77798447
I'd still rather give it a shot.

>>77798499
Not that anon, but because people expect you to.
The world is geared towards extroverts, and has only become moreso in our lifetimes.

>>77798545
it is important to experience it for yourself I suppose
but I honestly don't recommend it

>>77798530
The shark is unlikable because she gets overly mopey over non-problems.

>>77798587
I don't dislike her, I pity her.

>>77798276
And they don't we just do a lot of them so 0.01% becomes notorious.

>>77798587
Getting mopey IS the problem, anon.

>>77796287
>delete porn

Hope it wasn't anything rare. You're going to need it again in the near future.

>>77798479
Is that a thing that actually happens? I guess their pimp wants them back as soon as possible but would it really kill them to just lie there for awhile? Maybe the feeling of self-disgust sinks in when they realize it's not real but fuck, that's probably going to happen anyway eventually might as well get what little you can.

Or maybe the marks are just disgusting, I dunno.

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>>77798447
I felt the same way anon.

Its too much trouble to keep up a gf, hook ups require to much hunting, effort, and than worry about STDS. Even getting a fuck buddy is a bitch because of distance or different sex drives.

Friends are like an echoing chamber that pretty much require you to be active for them to be active back.

All in all I like the solo life as well with the occasional party to remind self real people don't scream nigger and post random anime girls all day.

>>77798447
I agree. There are some advantages to having friends, but in the end it's not really worth it.
I've never had a girlfriend though. I probably wouldn't last a day in a relationship, but I still feel kind of bad about it.

>>77798752
I don't scream nigger and post anime girls. I just like hanging around people who do.

But I really feel conflicted about a girl who gave me her phone.

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>>77798671
Prostitutes/hos are the ones that fuck you in a car/hotel and leave. Given time you can just pay for one and talk to them all day. But they won't go out.

Escorts and now cam whores are the ones that will do pretend gf by the hour. Escorts tend to fall into sex too but aren't beat by their pimp for being seen in public with you.

>>77798783
Addictive isn't it?

Give the girl a shot man. You only live once and who knows what may come of it. Just have some self respect and don't become >>77796287

I wanna hug poor Ellory...

>>77798828
She lives on the other side of the city, I don't have a car and will never have and we just couldn't agree on a meeting date. I'm not sure it's worth it to keep in touch or it's easier to forget before I grow completely heartsick.

>>77798262
It's possible to swim upright but it would be rather inefficient, clothes work fine underwater, though would rot faster and electricity works underwater, maybe some more problems with the saltwater corroding things fast but if they evolved and technologically advanced underwater I'd imagine they would have figured something out.

Honestly, I used to be like Ellory.

Then I got over myself and depression and just started speaking my mind and having fun. Now people like me, and like being around me.

Ellory has just as much a hand in this as those around her. It's like WataMote.

Comic's great, though. Pretty funny.

>>77787086
>literally the symbol of Grunkle Stan's hat on the back of her phone

>>77798646
>When you've lost or deleted a vintage collection of stuff from puberty and manage to find bits and pieces with enough digging.
It's like Legend of Zelda quests, except the treasure is porn.
It's weird how once I get it back though it's not really all that used.

>>77798642
she just need a kick in the arse 2bh

>>77798876
You realise that's why comics like these resonate so much, right? It's not some self pitying "Wah, I'm lonely because of everyone else!" bullshit, it's clear that the lonely person is doing this to themselves and just can't help it.

Just like real life.

>>77798923
I can attest, the hunt is almost always infinitely better than the end result.

>>77798752
>the occasional party to remind self real people don't scream nigger and post random anime girls all day.
this is actually super important

>>77798752
Dunno what lame ass parties you attend anon...

>>77799026
Yeah, no party like Nazi party.

>>77791662
>be me in middle school
>girl asks me out
>say yes because she is pretty cute
>asks me if i had a crush on her beforehand
>say yes even though i didnt because it seemed like the right thing to do
>she reveals that she was joking and that she already had a boyfriend
>why would she do this

>>77799054
Some people really enjoy pulling off a dio on other people

>>77798976
I think one good point of watamote is that it shows constantly the difference between how she sees the world and reality. The only issue I have with it is the fact that there was never any person actually being mean to her when those people also exist. Maybe the author just wanted to avoid making her broken view of the world seems justified since it actually is not justified in most cases.

>>77799054

>girl in high school walks up to me and asks me out
>I say no because this is too fishy
>she just says "Nice boobs" and runs off giggling

>>77798752
>tfw had to get tested like 3 times in college
I was so fucking fed up but lord knows I'd do it all again

>>77798869
what about public transport

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>>77799026
>>77799049
Sometimes /pol/ you're alright.

>>77798869
Forget if you truly think transportation be it bike, car, etc is out of the question and you need more than friendship. Long distance sucks.

>>77799203
>cant wrap your dick
come on m8

>>77791662
You think that's something?
Way, way back when I was around Hey Arnold age I had a friend who I assumed needed cupid's help with a girl I assumed for some reason was crushing on him. Can't even recall why or the details.

Anyway I wrote a poem under his name to get the two together and it worked for about a day since he was a nice enough guy, until I guess she got serious and he just flat out told her he had no idea what she was talking about and directed her back to me when he saw the penmanship.

She showed up thinking it was an indirect confessions but I was so focused on the failure of my genius plan I was too stupid to realize she had the most incredible eyes and smile until years later reflecting on it.
She probably left thinking it was a really weird, mean prank.

Haven't the slightest idea what became of either of them after all these years. Don't really care either. NEET life.
[This systems runs a Dead Inside Core i7]

>>77786959

*ennui* sounds like a japanese sound effect, like it needs to be *ennui~*

>>77799302
Come 'ere, come 'ere first integrated Ku Klux Klan opens its doors. Bring your bigotry and get a hood absolutely free! Worried about Aryan race threatened by niggers? Here's your white hood? White Man keeps you down with crack and cops? How about this nice black hood? Hunger for fame of Fu Manchu? Here a yellow one! Want to take back your land? We even get some red hoods. Green hoods if you are here to wipe stinking apes from the face of the galaxy.

First integrated Ku Klux Klan. We accept everyone so you don't have to.

>>77787188
I just noticed she takes off her glasses to reveal glasses underneath them.

>>77799338
I did for the black girls at least

>>77798262
you just said pal, Spongebob effect

>>77798752
>worry about STIs with hookups
Dude protection is so fucking easy, I have no sympathy for people who contract STDs due to their own negligence

>>77799403
>That Lizard Man reference
I'm no Alex Jones, but sometimes I can't shake the feeling we are getting taken for a ride.

>>77793369
That's not what the word introvert means, dumbass. You're only including the most extreme examples.

>>77799577
Fuck off introvert, you're a reject, stop trying to justify it.

>>77795694
I think that word is supposed to be "God," but I'm going to read it as Crod because that's what it looks like and i think the idea of the shark people worshiping a being named Crod sounds cool.

>>77790811
punt works though because nautical pun.

>>77798976
Yo, simmer down, you oversensitive mongoloid.

I never said that's what it was, it was more or less just some advice for the anons in this thread that are heavily relating to this comic, trying to tell them that they can break out of it themselves.

>>77799086
I agree, and I find WataMote to be pretty good, myself.

>"wah I have minor social anxiety"

>>77799484
Why not everyone

>>77799806
drunk and horny
also broke so I had to use those awful free condoms from the campus clinic

>>77787430
this is so fucking chilchéd, holy shit

>>77798976
>you don't wanna hear about starving children
>you don't wanna hear it's all in your head
>because if it's all in your head
>that's terrible

>>77799880
Yes, that's pretty terrible to know all you have to do is to not feel like shit, but you just can't and this just makes it even worse.

>>77799865
Yea the free ones that you can take a thousand of? How did you not have any?
>inb4 some condoms are better than others
No

>>77796287
I honestly do not understand how people consistently make the mistake of getting a girlfriend who doesn't share their hobbies

this is such an obvious thing that I don't know how people fuck this up. I have friends all the time now who can't go out to catch movies because they can't bring their gf or can't show up to game night because their gf isn't into gaming and, like... how did you fuck up that much? My girlfriend and I got together specifically because we liked doing the same things, and I can't wrap my head around how people would get together and start a relationship without enjoying the same recreational activities as one another. Do people really just go "hey this girl/guy is hot" and try building an entire relationship around that?

>>77799953
trust me those awful free condoms are a nightmare
once I tried those 40 dollar condoms and it blew my mind

>>77799954
>Do people really just go "hey this girl/guy is available" and try building an entire relationship around that?

FTFY.

Don't worry /co/, there is someone just as weird and socially maladjusted as you except with corresponding genitals to your sexual preferences out there, somewhere.

i met my wife on flist

>>77799867
That's what I like about it, thoug--

Wait...
>chilchéd
>é
>misspell the word
>go out of your way to add the 'é'

Anon what are you doing?

>>77792839
I was at it like a rabbit from about 15-25, then I just got bored and started staying home. Now I am a fat borderline alcoholic. Life is strange.

>>77799989
I've used those free condoms and they're fine compared to bareback.

>>77800074
important question here
cut or uncut?
this may explain the difference

>>77800060
typoing

i-it happens

>>77787170
it's anon's way of making you feel as badly as they do.

>>77800098
uncut, but you're a pleb who highly values dick sensation in sex which is oretty much the least important thing. Blowjobs are for making dicks feel good, fucking is for the experience, the reactions of your partner.

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>>77800331
holy shit you're dumb

>>77800048
>Someone as messed up as me
>Somehow we're supposed to end up together
I could never look her in the eye, show any direct sign of affection and intimacy or really say or do much around her since I'm so absorbed in my personal things.

Honestly it would be no different from us having never met so I can't see why she'd bother with a relationship.

>>77786999
I want a hot dog sharkman minifig.

>>77800048
my corresponding mate would probably look really gross
not saying I'm hot but I can only imagine a girl as nasty as my ass

>>77800048
That sounds horrible and like it'd lead to a dysfunctional codependent relationship if not outright abusive.

>>77800440
>tfw had this relationship with my sister
>tfw still miss the fuck out of her
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, I guess...

>>77800048
>tfw it is probably my sister

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This last thread made me read a manga about fish and I haven't smiled for 28 hours.

>>77800060
é=alt gr+e, not exactly going out of your way

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>>77787147
dude...

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>>77800752
Ain't /co/ hell?

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>>77800752
In case of emergency read Yotsuba

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>tfw I'm gonna end up an alcoholic just like all my uncles because it's the only way I can be amicable and talkative
people fucking love me when I'm buzzed and/or drunk and it kills me that I can't be that way when I'm sober

>>77800871
She'll just die gruesomely like all the rest.

>>77787159
lol what a fucking bitch

>>77799558
Condoms are pretty much good for AIDS protection and large (panthons?). It does shit for skin to skin stuff like herpes and most of us don't use them or dental dams for oral.

So yes easy to use and protects against shit, but that doesn't mean I'm still not going to get tested or give second thought to fucking a random chick.

>>77799953
Some condoms do feel a lot better. Although never tried free ones and didn't know any better till I went from Trojan to Magnums.

>>77800331
Not him, but while I agree satisfying the mate is ideal, you're doing it wrong if you're not getting equal pleasure either. Furthermore keeping it up is going to be hard if the hard hat is dulling the sensations too much.