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How do you feel about it? Your childhood milked like a trashy cash cow? Good movie?
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Mufasa's death doesn't mean shit now.
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>claiming it's milked now

Yeah, cause 2, 3 and the Timon and Pumba series totally wasn't milking it.
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>>77781744
Good movie for younger kids. The animation was good and looked like the original except for a few shots. If anything, this proves that Disney could easily make 2D films that look like the Lion King on television budgets. They should do that instead of making everything 3D
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>>77781829
At least 2 had a bit of effort in it, and didn't completely obliterate canon.
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>>77781839

>the animation was good

My first thoughts were how badly everyone was fucking moving and Simba's mane hanging like a beard
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>>77781744
No idea what's up with canon now.
If the Lion Guard existed when Scar was around, the hell did the lions in it do after it was disbanded?

Also if Scar knew he had an uber-powered roar, why would he waste it on some mild act of evil when he was planning a coup?
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I wished TLK2 would be ignored forever.
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>>77781744
Believe me, I'm used to it.

You should see what they did to Star Wars.
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>>77781915

More importantly, why is Mufasa trusting him after his coup attempt and letting his cub around him?
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>>77781915
He killed them with the roar and that caused him to loose it. Granted you'd think Mufasa would have looked into this
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>>77781934
>star wars wasn't always a cash cow
C'mon now. They were nothing more than pulpy sci fic movies from the word go.
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So the cub in the end of TLK is supposed to be him?
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"After Scar's death, there are no hyenas in the shadowlands."

oops

But maybe they went extinct since even their leader is male.
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>>77781744
>Rob Lowe voicing Simba
Not sure if I want to hear how he sounds now.
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>>77781948
>>77781951
Yeah, that makes even less sense. Why was he allowed to hang around the Pridelands?

It would make more sense if Rafiki recognized it as a long-lost thing than something only missing for two generations.

And wouldn't it be standard operating procedure to have to cubs then? I guess you could argue Mufasa died before he boned his wife a second time.
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>vultures named as enemies of the circle of life

I like how they advertised it as "educational about wildlife"
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>>77782124
Does prove that Nala is Scar's daughter though. Unless he killed her father who was in the Lion Guard?
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I liked it better when they didn't have superpowers and cutie marks
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>>77782230
That'd make Nala way older than Simba
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>>77782230
Only way Disney could avoid inbreeding, so the latter is probably correct.
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It comes off as a fanfic staring the self insert of the writer as a main character. Why not have a story that picks up where lion king 2 left off? None of this roar of the ancients bullshit.

Also, the hyenas should have easily killed all of them in that episode. I cringed when that cheetah kept cutting off three hyenas. What? A cheetah isn't a match for ONE hyena, much less three.

The honey badger was obnoxious. Also, he's not brave, he's fearless and naive. There's a difference.
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>>77782230
That would mean that Scar did his coup literally before Simba's birth
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>>77782358
That's the part that bothered me the most, now kids will believe that hyenas are weak and cheetahs are awesome fighters I guess.

One hyena can make a /leopard/ fuck off, three can make a lioness leave her kill.
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>>77781744
desu senpai kek I just want to see these two fuck.
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>spends most of his life mostly with non-lions
>racist against non-lions
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So, why is Kiara now a bitch with 0% of her TLK2 personality?
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>>77782599
She didn't get the Kovu D yet.
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>>77782186

Ugly animals are always evil, even when they're more beneficial than their visually-appealing counterparts.

Hyenas, vultures, crocodiles, et cetera.
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I'm confused.

If K-On is Simbas son.. And Kiara is Simbas daughter...what happens to K-on in LK2?
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>>77782758
Leave somewhere with the lion guard to protect the circle of life elsewhere.
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>>77782708
She wasn't like that in the scene before meeting Kovu either.

She wanted to go play and have nothing to do with the whole queen and circle of life talk, now she's an A+ proper obedient and all-figured-out daughter
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>>77782749
>Hyenas still considered more evil than Lions
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>>77782828
>Lions kill cubs in order to be able to mate with the other that were trying to protect them
>noble brave animals representing morality

>Hyenas have massive brains, more intelligent than lions, most complex social set-up, get their prey scavenged by lions more than the other way around
>retarded scavagers "at the bottom of the food chain"
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>>77782828
Honestly, lions are huge dicks, even for nature
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>>77781744
>How do you feel about it?
Not bad, I'll probably watch a few episodes with my son when it comes out.
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>>77782066
>>Rob Lowe voicing Simba
oh god no

i like rob but no
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>>77782828
>>77783066
>>77782749
>>77782186

Disney like all old media must continue perpetrating the "beautiful good guys vs ugly bad guys" myth for future generations.
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the hyenas were more amusing but the rest was fucking garbage.
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>>77782533
I know Disney will never do this, but are they our Weekly Lesbians?
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>>77782533
yeah... pretty much this desu
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>>77781744
Why aren't there death camps for people that unironically claim that shitty sequels rape their childhoods?
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>YFW the finale reveals that the Pridelands were brainwashed into thinking Kion was Simba's son, when really he was an assassin plotting to kill him and the other ruling lions
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>>77784316
Yes..... can you guess who's the dom and who's the sub
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>>77781744
Did James Earl Jones voice Mufasa in it?
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>>77784375
-cost too much money
-easier just to let them wallow in self-hate on the internet
-these threads are their deathbeds
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>>77784316
They'll be one of the few reason /co/ watches the show, Tiifu and Zuri forget which is which though.
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>>77784541
i can see the threads now... glorious...
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It overlooked all the retconning and discontinuity but the Mufasa scene was too much to not cringe.
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>>77784541
Tiifu's the green-eyed one.
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I think TLK 2 had a better soundtrack than the first.
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>>77784773
It's the sign of ineptitude. They can't express personality through speech or actions because it's too hard. Much easier to slap on a hair-piece that drives the character's archetype. Next thing you know they'll just go crazy with patters on their fur coats and assorted minor blemishes. You can see some of them already have freckles and shit. It's just the beginning.
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>>77784541
underage furry

that's what /co/ is into now?
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>>77784842
And Zuri's eyes are azure in color (get it)
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>>77784904
They got Heaven-sent cutie marks, it's already too late.
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>>77784907
you must be new here.
we didn't always have a /mlp/ board...
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So Kiara and her friends are now Those Mean Girls At School?
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>>77785013
>this justifies it
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>>77784541
i just want to fhug them all
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>>77784907
>now
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I stopped caring because as an Adult I've realized that the Lion King is a bland flawed movie that could have been much better.
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>>77785093
not at all. but so long as it's destined to happen, might as well grab the popcorn
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>>77782823
Maybe after the total destruction of the new Lion Guard crushed her aspirations and so she no longer wanted to be a Queen if it meant she couldn't even save her brother. To honor him she defaulted to his personality of wanting to play all day
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>>77782708
>>77784773
>>77784904
Not to get all Lion King fag but it seems Kovu's mane tuft is sort of justifiable given that he has older than Kiara if Scar personally chose him as his successor. If Kiara in 2 was meant to be around young Simba's age, he would've been older than Simba was depicted in the beginning of Lion King too.

The rings on his ears partially fading also supports him being older, since he doesn't have them as an adult and Simba had them covering the entire edges of his ears as a cub.

/fag
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>lion cub cries over a slightly broken claw
>lion cub falls one foot down and breaks her ankle
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>>77781744
Deviantart has hardened me to such things.
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>>77785388
>lion cub falls out of tree and explodes killing everyone
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I haven't seen the movie but let me vent for one scene that's been bugging me for ages

>Kovu runs away from crocs screaming
>paralyses and almost gets eaten
>his ass in saved by Kiara jumping onto the croc's jaws
>does nothing to protect her
>"You were really brave!"
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>>77785492
My head cannon is that while not flat out retarded, Kiara is a few fries short of a happy meal.
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>>77785045
Do they tease Kion?
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>>77785615
or she's a savant
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>>77785492
>"I'll distract them, run!"
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>>77785452

...That's not bad. Its actually kinda qt too. Hallmark quality right there

Senpai there is worst shit on DA
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>>77782533
Would she share him?
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>>77785973
Yes, but only after establishing sexual dominance over the other lioness through intense tribadism.
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>people other than Simba can see Spirit-Mufasa
This bothers me way more than it should.
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>>77785492
Apparently in the original script he also screams "I don't care, save yourself on your own!" or something similar. Like how the "he wasn't my father" line was different originally.
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>>77786319
Death is just a minor inconvenience, kids!
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Deviantart redraws are better than the actually product.
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>The villains want to 'destroy the circle of life'
What. I get that hyenas are always chaotic evil and stupid, but did they not learn that eating the entire pridelands is a bad idea?
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>>77784842
nigger are you fucking colorblind?
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>>77786951
What color are you seeing? It's a olive green, so he's not wrong.
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>>77787272
well fucking hell now I want to kill myself.

in my defense, my phone brightness was turned all the way down so I mistook it for brown for a second there. just double checked and it's a deep green on the one in the far right as you suggested, yeah.
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I think the annoying fucking badger would be a fun character if they toned the catch phrases down a bit.
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Why is no one talking about qt bird boi?
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>>77781744
I feel like this show would do better if it was aimed for a slightly older group and bit more mature like Teen Titans or A:TLA
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>>77784433
Judging from voices Zuri is clearly the sub in their relationship.
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>Kiara is a shitter in TLK2
>She knows how to track well in this show
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>>77784541
>we'll never get the true best girl
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>>77788962
>>77784541
>MFW Kovu gets a harem with Vitani as his bottom bitch.
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>>77781744
I didn't like it, but young kids will, since they have little emotional attachment to a movie that came out 20 years ago.
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>>77782124
He wasn't. You see, this series isn't a follow-up to the movie. It's a follow-up to the Kingdom Hearts 2 retelling of the movie, where we don't actually see anything that happens before Simba grows up and magic is a common thing. For all we know, Scar actually was banished up until he killed Mufasa in that version of the story.

That's how I've been justifying this show's nonsense, anyway.
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>>77788276
want to see him dom'd to shit by Tiifu
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>>77789370
You mentioned KH2. Now all I want to see is pics of lion Sora fucking Zuri and Tiifu. Or cute art of Sora with them.
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>>77781829
Timon and pumba was the shit, you shut your whore mouth.
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>>77781829
I feel like 2 was good enough to not really call it milking.
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>>77789968
Nahh.
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>>77786572
They made Kion look so old tho.
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>>77788276
Because I'm more concerned about Timon and Pumba being 'uncles' together to a child that belongs to neither of their species.
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>>77789666
Satan's demands must be met.
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>>77791237
Satan must be sated
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>>77791380
Here's the reference. Would prefer something clean like Tiifu pressing herself on Sora while Zuri rubs her tail on the underside of Sora's muzzle all the while he has a look of resisting them. After all, kid's a human underneath the animal body.
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>>77789735
I liked the episodes where they were in the Jungle. Once they moved to the city I disliked it.
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>>77790313
k
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>>77791488
I might take this request. I haven't drawn TLK style since I was 14 though so it'll probably be shit
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>>77791877
very much yes please!
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>>77790592
he's adopted tho. gays can't reproduce, silly
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>>77792939
...adopted kids don't call their foster parents "uncles"
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>>77791488
>Sora
>Not Kovu
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>>77781839
>the animation was good

holy shit you fucking millenials are so used to cgi, you don't know what a properly animated 2d show/movie looks like.
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>>77781744
Looks like furry fanfiction so no
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>>77781839
>The animation was good

I strongly urge you to kill yourself as soon as possible
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>>77791877
Do your best. Good luck.
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>>77794729
No offense, but 1) Kovu has Kiara. 2) Who the hell really gave shit about Kovu?
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Considering the movie was a plagiarism anyway, I see no problem with them milking it again. Disney's going to Disney. That's why we have are the marvel shows and movies. That's why we will now have Star Wars every year, and that's why they will continue to purchase yours and your future generation's childhood.
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>Payton replaces the aged Robert Guillaume, who voiced Rafiki in previous films and media

Is Benson going to die? He will never see the conclusion of Half Life
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>>77782487
Yup. And hyenas are more successful hunters than lions.

>>77782038
A male? But hyenas are extremely matriarchal with the highest ranked male below the lowest female.
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>>77791488
You know /co/ been meaning to ask, but how come in KH Sora always gets a lot of "attention" from male characters? Tron hugged him, Simba placed his muzzle near his nether regions, Tigger bounced him to the ground. It's almost like Nomura is saying "See no female does this to him, he's harmless to your masturbating fantasies!" It's frankly annoying. Somewhat reminds me of harem protagonists being spineless losers so viewers don't feel turned off because "He's fucking muh waifu!"
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>>77795923
Yep, at least the original movie got it right with Shenzi being the leader of the clan...
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>this whole fucking thing

Who greenlit this, and for what purpose.
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>>77782358

They always portrayed hyenas as weak, even an old baboon can beat them and Simba easily sent a swarm of them flying (and yet couldn't beat Scar)
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>>77794989
Millennials are mostly in their 20s right now.
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>>77783066
Sure, but hyenas also eat their prey while they're still alive, and lions usually choke them first.
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>>77798088
Not really, usually when one chokes a buffalo the rest of the pride eats it while it's still bellowing and kicking.
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>protect the circle of life
>the circle of life's gonna feel our bite
So is the Circle of Life something other than the life cycle now? I get that overeating made the pride lands barren but how do you cause any sort of damage to the circle of life and why would it need protecting?
It's a metaphorical thing.
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>>77798684
>animals essential to the circle of life wanting to destroy it for the lulz

The smurfs had more engaging plot than this
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>>77798418
it's gon' b gud
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>>77787578
This.

I just watched this thing and goddamn, I hoped so much that the honey badger would just shut up.
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>circle of life
>circle of life
>circle of life
>circle of life
>circle of life

How many times did they say it? Even retarded 3-year-olds with autism got it the first time, shut the fuck up.

And why are the songs so MLP tier except worse?
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>>77799453
The original movie mentioned it 2 times, tops, aside from the song.
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>>77786572
WHY DOES SIMBA LOOK SO FUCKING UGLY
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>>77800000
Thread derailed!
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>>77791380
Thomas looks different from what I remember.
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>>77800457
it's an x-ray photo
and now the gravity of how fucked up that would be is setting it...
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Are the hyenas supposed to be adults or puppies?
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>>77781895
>>77794989
>>77795101

What was wrong with the animation?
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>>77796024
Kid gives off gay pheromones. Have you SEEN his relationship with Riku? It's just how he is
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>>77802233
He's not gay, but Sora has a dilemma most male characters don't face. The accusation of being a Gary Stu. Oh sure you might be tempted to say for example Kirito from Sword Art Online is a Gary Stu and he is, but one thing is being a Gary Stu in your own original story. And another is being a Gary Stu in a fanfic looking story. That also explains why Sora also regularly gets knocked out and beaten despite his battle experience.
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>>77784518
Yep.

Also I've had the songs stuck in my head all week, god damn.
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>>77781744
I was hoping that Kiara would be an adult and take place after LK2. But nope, she's a cub, a classic case of "remember the new guy".
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>>77795810
I do. KH is a shit.
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>>77802764
That's the complete opposite of "remember the new guy", smartass. It only works when the character has never been seen anywhere before.
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>>77796265
This thing was a new height of portraying hyenas as weak.
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>>77803033
Case in point, Kion.
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>>77802958
No anon, you are shit.
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>>77803522
Kovu 4some makes more sense than some /a/ and /v/shit.
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>>77800000

i'm here to witness.
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>>77781744
Whats the plot?
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>>77800457
Looks the same to me.
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>>77781744
Star vs the Forces of Evil got downgraded for this?
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>>77805300
Who cares, Star Vs is a shit show. /co/ only pretends that it's good because MUH FAP. At least with this show /co/ doesn't pretend and acknowledges it's shit that happens to have fap bait.
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>>77804998
Cub gets cutie mark for yelling.
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I'm just pretending Simba is actually Dazzle Novak just joking around.
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>>77804998
Aang from Avatar got reincarnated into a lion this time(thanks Korra) where he's limited to only air bending but only through his breath. He also just gained his cutie mark and can pass it down to others apparently. Something something similar to pic related and now Disney is rolling in dosh.
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