Ellory the Shark storytime

Would you a cute shark?

even if she is disappointed in your single human penis?

>>77762894
Don't sharks have to swim constantly? How would that even work?

Is this Shark Tomoko?

>>77762884
>>77762866
That's shit is on you ellroy.

>>77762942
That is a myth perpetuated by racist dolphins.

>>77762894
I wouldn't a shark but maybe I'd one of these sharks

>>77762906
I don't get it.

>>77762986
kek

>>77763025
>fish lesbians?
what

>>77762964
Not sure about the first, but the second one really fucking is, and this is coming from an ascocial fuckwit.

>>77763058
iktf

>>77763084
Too real.

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>>77763058
>When the only person contacting you is your service provider
I don't want this feel, not again.

>>77763103
I see Ronnie has been reincarnated as a Great White

>>77763123
You better not fuck this up ellroy.

>>77763110
>where are all the nice guys?

Aloha fucks beta bucks

>>77763110
the betaness is strong in this one

>>77763169
>we're going shopping

>>77763192
Why does this comic hurt so much?

I don't know what I've gotten myself into, but I'm going to keep reading this until OP runs out of strips.

>>77763046
Wait, I thought that other shark was just like a surfer dude with long hair?

>>77763096
That's a bit too real for me

Fuck

>>77762986

Sharks don't get cancer.

>>77763276
I bet this bitch didn't even read the original run of Scuba Moon. Goddamn dubfags.

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>>77763046
Perfect

>4 panel comic
how long, /co/
we all know it's coming

This reminded me to reread Warbot in Accounting

>>77763357
mootherfucker

>>77763357
You bitch.

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>>77763362
fish anime?

>>77763375
Holy shit does this remind me of someone I know. Hated her immensely.

>>77763365
WiA is weapons-grade sadness.

>>77763375
I choose to believe no one is this blatantly awful

>>77763387
>>77763371
Don't worry she gets beat up in a minute

>>77763375
;___;

>>77763413
Fucking dammit I can never tell when things are actual spoilers

>>77762833

Every single morning.

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>>77763450
Sorry

>>77763464
WHELP

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>>77763464
Oh god no

>>77763464
Please tell me something nice happens to her?

>>77763464
>holding fins
lewd

>>77763464
Yesssss.

Suck it, you fucking wallflower. Kevin will never want your punt.

>>77763464
Damn she's gonna be put on suicide watch at this rate

hope she hooks up with David

Eh? Eh?

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>>77763464
too much for me

>>77763464
Oh god, I read that wrong. For a moment I thought Kevin beat up Athame.

>>77763491
She gets a new microphone for her ASMR youtube channel it ends up the seller lied and sold her a used one

>>77763110

FUUUUUUUCK DAVE STOP BEING ME AS A TEENAGE DAVE YOU CUNT

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>>77763464

>>77763554
stop chasing expeditions you stupid bitch

>>77763357

fuck you shark bitch

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>>77763464
Ahaha snap

>>77763375

>Implying I would punch a bitch for doing this to someone for no valid reason

>>77763375
>"you're a burden to the people who withstand you"

There are not enough reaction images in the world

>>77762956

That is a look of pure hatred.

We need that shit as a reaction pic.

>>77763577
my fucking sides

I wish these were clearer. It's kind of hard to read at times.

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And this is the end of the ride
For now

I would like this more if I could read the words better

If only the artist had slightly more legible handwriting

I'm still enjoying it / getting sad

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>>77763641
Already done

>>77763631
>Implying you wouldn't

>>77763464

>Meet a nice girl/guy
>Think they may like you
>Totally start entertaining the thought that you could be in a relationship with them
>They have a boyfriend/girlfriend

IT'S TOO REAL

IT'S TOO FUCKING REAL

ABORT

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>>77762914
>When you order chinese for 3 days so you don't need to cook over the weekend but you show up alone to pick it up so the people probably think your're some kind of loser, loner glutton.
And I'm giving them my money too. I can't wait for machines to take care of everything, human interaction is the absolute hell.

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>>77763648

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>>77763648
>Forgetting your own birthday because you don't even see yourself important enough to have one and everyday feels the same.

Fuck this, I'm out.

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>>77763671
How did this high res image come to be??

>>77763496
fuck off, athame

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>>77763688
>tfw you pretend you're ordering for a group to avoid the shame

It doesn't work.

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Wow. This makes me feel like total shit.

This comic is hurting my heart.

http://ellorytheshark.com/

Looks like it updates Sundays and Wednesdays.

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>>77763725
Her tumblr had bigger images

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>>77763705
>Not caring about your birthday so you don't get sad when it passes by
I pity the fools

>>77763554
>BFZ
You brought this upon yourself

>perfectly happy with my loneliness
>read this
>still pretty happy about my lonliness
Suck it losers.

>>77763614
>this desu

JUST FUCKING BUY THE SINGLES IF YOU WANT THEM SO DAMN MUCH, IT'S LESS EXPENSIVE IN THE LONG RUN

>>77763729
Yeah, I'll let you get back to crying in a corner and hoping Kevin magically falls in love with you.

feels good knowing that I am unable to relate to any of this sadsack shit

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>>77763239
Fuck me that face is too perfect for a shark.
Hi res version please?

>>77763797
If you're so happy with your loneliness, then why do you care about it enough to post your thoughts about it?

>>77763047
>Some sharks are wearing clothes, some sharks aren't
Whoa whoa whoa!
The implications artist-kun.

>>77763828
Whoa guys! We got a rad dude over here!

I've usually been ok with my lonileness, but recently I had a dream I was married and happy. That really ate at me for some reason.

>>77763867
some sharks like fashion, some don't give a fuck

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>>77763880
and dont you chumps forget it

>>77763886
You need to get a husband anon.

>>77763631

I would, fuck that bitch

Gwen is so cool. I'd totally be her friend and then usurp her life. Athame is a dirty bitch.

>>77763886
those type of dreams are the ones that hit you the hardest

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>comic about a girl that whines that no one likes her while ignoring people trying to be her friends
>comic about a girl that whines that she doesn't have a boyfriend while going out of her way to show that she ignores guys that show interest in her
>entire point of comic is just so an attention whore can get more attention and pity from retards

>>77763855
Because I wanted to rub it in your face.

>>77763939

Like Ronnie?

>>77763886

I know how you feel. Most days I don't mind it. Then I'll watch something that reminds me of when I wasn't lonely.

At least drinking helpsfor a while

>>77763939
No the point is to show that these people do these things to themselves and are so wrapped up in their own little worry world that they miss blatant signs, but instead focus only on negatives. Unless these people get the right push they'll remain "born losers" for life.

>>77763939
In an environment where every social interaction is a painful ordeal, I'm not surprised that she actively avoids it. You've obviously never had to deal with these kinds of problems and don't know shit

>>77763939
You realize the artist is a guy right?

>>77763939
It's just Watamote, but with sharks

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>>77762898
Would you?

>>77763776
this is fine

>>77763931
>>77763886
Try being stuck with a suitemate that spends whole weekends with his girl behind the paper thin walls, with her constantly moaning while you're just sitting around browsing /co/ or /v/ like a fucking loser. And then they go to the bathroom and do it in the shower and you're too beta to ask him to not have sex with his hot girlfriend in the shower.

And then going on vacation with your family which includes two older sisters that both have great husbands. and being the only one there without a special someone to explore or have fun with.

>>77763886
I had a dream where I met a girl who, in the dream, I referred to as the love of my life

Then I had a second dream explaining that first dream to my roommates

It fucked me up

This all hits a little to close to home on a lonely thanksgiving

>>77763939
I'm just here for the kawaii sharks

>>77763464
>It actually is only on one side
Huh.
Get your glasses checked Athane Bazoomafu!

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>>77763886

>>77763931
No what hits hardest is the ones that just feel "normal" enough.
You're not living some alternate life where everything is better, but your life and things seem to be going better than typically. You're being more sociable. You're connecting with people. You feel as though you started things on a good path. Then you wake up.

>>77764036
so fucking DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

>>77763939
Well, with the first part, she does try, she just has such social anxiety that she keeps fucking it up and is basically making them do all the work because she thinks she can't.

And with the second, the guy showing interest is just as much a loser so he can't go up and ask her directly and keeps using stupid shit to try and get her attention instead.

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>>77764056

>>77764008
>fat sharkgirl
no
Sharks are supposed to be slender and athletic not fatsacks

>>77764091
Been thinking online dating (especially while listening to the suitemate go at it), but I don't have any idea how to do it right and wind up just jerking off instead and thinking "i'll get shit together tomorrow when I have time"

And that's just an endless cycle.

>>77762906
I'm with Kevin on this one I don't get it

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>>77764056
The worst ones are the ones where your back together with the girl that left you and you wake up and its all gone again

>>77764137
I guess Shakespeare was wrong because that sounds like complete hell.

>>77764132
She thought she was searching for it but posted it. It would be like if you went on Twitter and typed "Asian sluts" and posted it.

>>77764036
>All your friends have relationships so that don't have time to hang out with your single ass anymore
My only hope at this point is being a cool uncle

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>>77764127
what if the sharkgirl was based off a whale shark

>>77764173
>Friends

>>77763536
>ASMR

I never wanted to fuck a shark before but she's making an awful awesome case for herself.

>>77763375
>/co/ telling Boco what we think of him

>>77764130
then you have no one but yourself to blame

here's a trick for free; sign up on tender or something. Just do it. Don't be a little faggot and give me any more excuses.
Post your profile or whatever. Don't know how? Google.
Now set up a date. Doesn't matter if they're super attractive to you or anything. Coffee, a movie, brunch, whatever.
There you have now forced yourself into "the game" and can begin learning, adapting, and advancing.
Waiting for "the right one" to start or until tomorrow are sure fire signs that you'll be 40 and curled up in your apartment with a body pillow wishing someone would even talk to you.

this goes to all of you; stop bitching and get out there and do something about it or you'll be trapped forever. or maybe you secretly enjoy it.

>>77764204
that would imply that anyone would feel bad about treating the dipshit like the dipshit he is

>>77764130
If you're at least a 6/10 you can get most girls to at the very least talk to you, assuming that you aren't boring as shit or otherwise a sperg

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>>77764198
>I never wanted to fuck a shark before

Fucking casual.

>>77764056
I once had a dream about spending an afternoon with my wife. Our house was nothing special but we were happy. We were watching a movie as she fell asleep on my are, saying she loved me before she went out. I could feel the warmth of her breath on my check as she spoke, and her heartbeat as she leaned into me. I felt sleepy to so I let myself drift off as well. Then I woke up alone, and had to get read for work because I was running late

>>77764220
>tfw good looking with a huge dick but boring as shit and don't know how not to be

Wow, this hurt to read.

Poor little shark...

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>>77764220
>Ugly, boring, and zero social skills

>>77764257
Get out. Have experiences. Educate yourself. Read the news. Read a book. Try things outside your comfort zone. Change your routine. Watching any e-celebs or other media you consume regularly without thinking? Drop them for a month, just to see. Then come back to it and see if it still draws you in or if it just became a habit.

In short; expand your horizon, develop new interests, have experiences.

>>77764137
I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE

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>have depression since birth
>live with depression for first 21 years of your life
>no social interactions
>you feel everyone hates you
>you make yourself out to be a moron and destroy yourself further
>get hardcore into romcom animes because they fulfill your romantic void in your life
>learn human interactions from TV, movies, anime, manga and comics
>everyone thinks you're retarded for acting like a cartoon
>turn 21
>go to the doctor after having a night of heavy drinking and passing out
>tell him how you feel
>gives you medicine
>depression clears up
>spend 3 months feeling like a normal person who can talk and act like a normal person
>realize you still have no idea how to do that since you haven't had social interaction in 21 years
>become so stoic and unremarkable people think you're crazy
>play dating sims to fulfill romantic void
>watch cartoons and anime to fulfill other voids

>tfw the last time I saw my girlfriend, or any of my friend was 5 years ago when they all came back to our back water town to seem my girlfriend marry by best friend.
Last I heard they have 2 kids, twins, and are happy

>>77764257
>>77764314
Basically this. Just do more things, and not just because you want to have others like you. I have a friend who just copies what everyone does and is a complete sheep, and it's frustrating to watch him not be himself.

It's never too late to have a second wind, anon. You just have to get out there and experience things.

>>77764314
Nah

>>77762942
though a little late to respond. Sharks don't need to swim, but they do need water going over their lungs. Some sharks open and close their mouths to remain stationary.

>>77764220
Haha, anon, you seem to be underestimating me here.
Literally only redeeming quality I have is my hobby of cooking. Everything else is shitposting on 4chan and playing video games.
Though, I suppose if I plucked my unibrow I'd pass 6/10 at least face wise.

>>77764344
> my girlfriend marry my best friend.
We should have gotten together and made depression quest
fuck

>>77764270
Whats wrong dipshit, hit too close to home?

>>77764348
I had a friend like that once, guy acted like a CoD baby jock, but when it was just me and him the guy was super articulate and enjoyed talking about philosophy shit. It was like he was a whole other person

>>77764270
get lost dipshit

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>>77764382

At this point, between bills, downtime and work I don't have the drive or time to go out and make new friends, not to mention I have no money to use to get a girls attention. I'm a broke ass fucker who works at a grocery store, no girl would want to be with me. Hell I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with me

>>77764356
See
>>77764314

Stop making excuses you shitter. DO IT

>>77764403

Nah, she's still trying. I gave up years ago.

This just reminds me of Boxdog. Poor thing needs a hug.

>>77764348
I remember I went to a friends gathering and we were just talking about random bullshit like popular mangos and animus but the friend who invited me I really talk to him about shit like ancient history, art, and animation. This girl I hang with sat with us once when we were talking about that and she said she got lost pretty quickly.

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>get /fit/
>thought it would boost my confidence
>turns out I just don't know how to talk to girls

>>77764476
Shut up, Boco.

>>77763304
all animals can get cancer up to certain kingdom I can't remember. That's when cellular structure simplifies to the point it loses the organs that commongly cause cancer.

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>>77763375

> just likes the memes

>>77764356
Dude, chicks dig a guy who can cook, and video games can still get you girls. I got to know this one girl at my job because she played Animal Crossing New Leaf and I haven't played in months, but it was a start. from there you move on to other stuff.

>>77764504
>tfw I do know how to talk to girls
>They all either have boyfriends or just want to be friends
At this point I've stopped putting effort into looking. When I hit 30 I'll just hire a hooker or something so I don't become a wizard

>>77764463
With an attitude like that you'll forever be a "loser".
Don't like where you are in life? Sit down and think about what you don't like. Draw a roadmap of where you want to be, then think of how to get there.
Don't like your job? Start sending out resumes. No one calling back? Do some reading on how to write a better one. Your goal should be to improve your self image if you're having problems. At the end of the day you need to not think, but KNOW that you are the most interesting fucker in a room.

This takes time, but you need to stick with it. Your downtime needs to be spent improving yourself or your skills otherwise you will never advance.

>>77764546
honestly, try speed dating. Everybody there is single, everybody is looking for the same thing. It takes the guesing out of it and tow of my friends met their fiances there. Gonna give it a try soon.

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>caring about anything when you know you're going to die and nothing matters

>>77764519

Sigh.. yes sir...

>>77764566
kek

reminds me how I went to "nerd" speed dating at a con. After 20 mins they put a sign outside reading "We are no longer taking straight men. We are still seeking straight women."

>>77764609
How was gay guy turn-out?

>>77764634
decent.

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>>77764583
>Nothing anyone does actually matters in the long term

>>77764584
Have you ever considered posting without a trip?

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>>77763776

are you telling me I just save 50 thumbnails?

>>77763046
Oh
My God

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>>77763464
delicious

>>77764693
BAZOOPER

>>77764583
I can't not care when I see Chris Evans.
I'm glad I was fortunate to be born in such a time as him.

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>>77764547
At the very least I'm moving up in my job, witch is nice resume padding. I plan to go back to collage in 2 years because my school was retarded and told us that university is the best way to get good jobs quick. Then all it did was put me 20,000 in debt with only a degree for a field that isn't hiring to show for it. At this point I just don't have any time or drive to go looking for a girlfriend. Maybe when I'm not at risk of getting stuck in a 'safe' rut

itt depressive self insert, the shark.

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>>77764706
Can't argue with that.

>>77764641
Interesting.
Does anyone know of a sad/cute lonely comic like this one featuring a gay dude?

>>77764583

But death never comes fast enough. Thats the rub.

>>77764688

Yeah, but why bother? I've had it for six years now.

>>77764463
How do you even make friends?

>>77764711
Did that guy actually die? Because that actually looks like he is having an aneurysm

>>77764745
So have I. What's your point?

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>>77764747
I cant certainly recall

I luckily have a group of friends but just realised I knew them as a six yo kid. I never made a friend since then

>>77762956
>being this jelly

>>77763964
who is Ronnie?

>>77764774

I dunno. Who were you?

>>77764781

You haven't had friends since you were six?

>>77763221
jesus christ thats too relatable, having to check my phone when im with friends even tho i have no messages, fuck me man

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>>77764804
The creator of this.

>>77764810
I haven't made NEW friends since then, I still hang out with the same lads

>>77763603
I mean, her parents named her after a wiccan blade, but she's a real fucking piece of work.

>>77764810
I'm still here.
It's as easy as deleting everything in the name field. Copy down your trip hash if you have faulty memory, but all it takes is one press of your Delete key.

>>77763464
i didnt want to relate to this
why?

>>77764829

Oh.

>>77764865

But who WERE you?

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Okay, this is bullshit.

I get how guys could relate to this but I refuse to believe that any real girl, even the two or three that post here, could relate to this sad little sharkgirl

>>77762958
Looks a lot like specially here
>>77762956

>>77764877
Again, I'm still here. I never left.

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>>77762833

it never leaves you

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I was not ready for any of these feels

>>77764880
What if I told you they were ugly?

>>77763648
>tfw I've done this

So what mundane stuff to you worry about more then you should /co/?

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>>77764747
>mfw I have a bunch of great friends but am graduating from college in a year and have no idea how to make new friends in the real world

>>77764225
Cgi ain't that bad actually

>>77763939
You can sum those up as "socially awkward" and "oblivious"

Lots of us here can relate to it because OF COURSE WE CAN

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>>77764909

>>77764924
Approximately 100% of your new friends will be coworkers.

>>77764008
But that's that x-men girl, anon. Not Ellory.

>>77764956
I think that's just a random sexy shark girl.

>>77764056
they are the worst because you think theyre possible and you can try and make them a reality but you know you cant

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>>77764056
I never have dreams like that.

In my dreams I'm always failing somehow. I'm late for something. I didn't do something I was expected to do. I'm in the middle of doing something important and I'm not doing a very good job. Even in my wildest dreams I hate myself and everything I'm doing.

Shark picture not related. Wish I could have dreams where I was a badass shark dude wrecking everyone's shit.

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>>77764955
>your coworkers are all women over 40

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>>77764821

>>77764924
Don't worry. You'll make new friends with a group of people that are forced to be around you so they can attain the currency they need to survive.
Or at least you'll consider them friends when you're telling your parents about your day.
They just refer to you as one of their co-workers.

>>77764955
Unless you end up like me and work in a small business where the only other people are 40+ year old men who do nothing but bitch about how "you kids" are all total shit. But I make bank and they keep me on so I don't fucking care.

>>77764992
>being a social worker/elementary school teacher

>>77764992
>tfw 21
>tfw have 37 y/o coworker
>tfw kinda have a thing for her

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>>77764382

>>77764992
Be the hot young meat they all crave, anon

>>77765021
Nice guess, but pharmacy tech.

>>77765026
Don't be a faggot, hit that shit
Older women are GOAT

>>77764890

BUT WHAT WAS YOUR NA--

Oh, forget it.

>>77764919

Money.

>>77765036
Replace 'mix tape' with 'note written on a sheet of notebook paper telling her how cute i think she is and how much i like her despite never having talked to her' and you'd have me right here

>>77765038
Lets just say that none of them are anything to look at.

>>77765085
You can say they're ugly if that's the case, I doubt any of them are browsing this thread right now

>>77765118
I am.

So OP now I have a new webcomic to read that will only make me sad

>>77765067
I don't think you're getting what I'm saying.
I'm still here. I still post under my trip. But I don't do it all the time.

And you don't have to do it either.

>>77765036
>But those times are in the past!
No! They're with me! They are me! They're in me, and there's only one way they're getting out.
Time to split like a banana.
One in the chamber, slam the hammer.

>>77765038
>Missed my shot to be some desperate cougar's midlife crisis boy toy
Oh well maybe next life time I won't be fat and ugly in my early twenties.

>>77765152

Oh. OHHHHHHHHH.

Okay.

This comic seems relatively undiscovered at this point. Should someone contact the creator and let him know /co/ is a fan, and make him the next Kazerad or Van, or should we let tumblr and reddit shit all over him?

>>77764919
Comic/Cartoon/Video Game politics.

>>77765218
Let's just be uninvolved observers and see what happens naturally.

Well, at least you don't had a friend that die of leper.

>>77765260
*didn't
Damn, I'm sleepy.

>>77763239
I want to slap that smug shark bitch right in the ampullae of Lorenzini

>>77763634
I first read it as
>You're a burden to the people who understand you
And it was 10 times worse

>>77764804
But Ronnie does it in a self-satyrical way
He's actually a really cool guy IRL

>>77763626
Erotic friend fiction

>>77765422
meant for>>77763964

>>77763964
silly anon, it's okay if a guy does it

I emailed the creator, and told him how much of a fag he is, and to stop the stupid drawings, he isn't a child anymore.

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This was almost as depressing as MM&M

>>77765467
EBIN SIMBLY EBIN

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>>77764880
If you're socially fucked you're pretty much fucked. (if you are attractive it just paints a target on you for the socially manipulative)

Seen attractive guys who barely ever got any because they came off invasive and weird, and depressed girls who were ostracized because they were obsessed debbie downers.

There's a certain level of self absorption and self pity that comes with it, but what do you fall back on when you lack any tools to interact or cope? And when you do try, after getting over the fear, you get shot down by external factors such as the bitchy Shark. And when you do get help and assurance from someone who means well, all you can focus on is how low they must think of you based on your own preconceived notions; which to your knowledge are the only things keeping you from stepping out of your place and into potentially worse situations. Some would rather just not try again.

>>77763227
Tomoko as a shark.

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>>77765467

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>>77763304
You could have googled before repeating what the shark cartilage salesman told you.

>>77765467
You're not a child either, so it's probably best to stop posting on a Cantonese stop-motion forum

>>77763047
:3

>>77765208
>I could have done /ss/ if I knew there were actually woman into little boys but now that I know it is too late.

>>77764924
its 500% luck that you get forced to hang with a group of people you click with. I was lucky enough to be roomed with fat NEET nerds like myself in college.

>>77764169
Let me assure you anon that I totally meant to tweet #Asian sluts.

>>77763437
I feel like I'm missing something on this one.

>>77764137
>had these dreams multiple times
Yeah its not fun.

>>77764880
I'm guessing you're not actually a girl yourself.

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>>77763464
Nigga this is too close to home for me right now

>>77764688
He gets off on the abuse

>>77763169
>goggles underneath the shades

>>77762898

I'm usually okay with being alone but i've had dreams where I better connected with girls from my past and it crushes me.

RIP.

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>>77764747
no one knows, anon

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Wait a fucking second, the guy is named "Kevin Nash"? Like the wrestler, Big Sexy?

>>77764880
You would be surprised on how many people relate to watamote. And Tomoko is even deeper on her awkwardness.

>>77763357
Athame is waifu material.

>>77766357
I'm not.

>>77766663
Yeah, guys relate to Tomoko, not girls.

There was a period of my life where I came so close to asking this girl out. I had several dreams about it, and she always said yes, and I was the happiest person on earth. Then I would wake up.

>>77763047
How do I solve this captcha?

>>77766816
I relate to Tomoko and I'm a girl. I'm especially impressed how Watamote didn't hesitate to have Tomoko shamelessly hate everyone and hope they die. I actually relate to Ellory less.

>>77763453
She done nothing wrong.

>>77764821
This shit somewhat happened to me. I built up courage to ask this cute girl out to prom, and freaked out when she accepted. I ended up cancelling a couple of days before prom with some bullshit excuse, and found out she was heartbroken because I was apparently the first guy to ask her out. She even picked up a new dress and had asked her dad to let us borrow his Mustang for the night. I couldn't live the shame down and felt like a worthless pig for the rest of the school year.

>>77765036
>write a note to her
>invite her to watch The Matrix with me, and think it was smooth to put both tickets in the note
>she goes with her boyfriend

I was the stupidest fuck.

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>>77767035
At least you didn't invite a girl to the movies and she showed up with her boyfriend.

>>77762898
I thought the shark was turned on and humping the pillow in the last panel

>>77764000
>>77766663
Is watamote tonally similar to this? Because if it is, I might check it out; I just always got the impression that it was less pathos and more cringe comedy.

>>77767133
Well, Tomoko is more of a bitch, and she usually gets her just desserts. I don't think it's as bad as this.

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This fictional shark girl actually has had more social interaction than me.

>be kid me
>completely fine with my solitude
>never lonely and just have fun doing whatever
>get near 14 years old
>start to get lonelier when attempts at starting relationships fail
>start to feel invisible and realize that people barely notice me at all
>eventually start going nuts due to unchecked anxiety and depression
>get suicidal but don't have the balls to go through with it
>get on antidepressants by 18
>they don't start really working until I'm 20
>manage to have 3 different relationships
>only significant one was the last one, lasted 5 years
>she broke up with me and I had to go back to a therapist to prevent me from killing myself
>stabilize and try to get my life on track
>my terminal illness catches up with me
>I'm dying and need organ transplant to live another 5 to 10 years
>missed out on so much social development
>never had any real friends other than my relationships
>know enough that intimate relationships aren't a good basis for friendships
>all alone and too old to catch up on 25+ years of stunted social development
>even post-transplant, I won't be any better at social situations
>will likely end up living on my own with my cat for the next 5 years until one of us finally croaks

>>77764137
This happened for three months after my ex broke up with me. I had bought us a queen-sized bed to sleep in instead of the twin we had slept in together for 4 or so years. Spent a lot of nights waking up in my bedroom alone in that big bed, reaching out to touch my ex where she'd usually be sleeping and being disappointed that it wasn't a dream and she was really gone.

It's really hard to go back to sleep after that without some drugs to do it for you.

>>77764880
its really counterproductive to see the opposite sex as some kind of unrelatable alien species that never experiences the same bullshit you do

you've probably been around girls like tomoko and ellroy your whole life and you've either ignored them completely or disregarded them as being some sort of retarded instead of recognizing in them the same crippling social faggotry that afflicts you

(to be fair they almost certainly did the same thing to you)

>>77767133
Very similar but Tomoko would be a more serious case than her. More spaghetti and more bichness but probably the same amount of obliviousness.

So its just Watamote

>>77767458
Watamote light. 50% less spaghetti

>>77763375
>>77763464
so she didn't even talk to Ellory?

>>77767248
Go to social events that include alcoholic beverages.
That really helped me out.

>>77763577
Top kek

>>77767584
You seem to be making leaps.
Don't you need to be invited to those events in some form?
>Have apparently strong tolerance despite not really drinking
>Never really been drunk
>Afraid that if I get drunk I'll be some kind of drunken psycho

>>77763939
Hey
Some things can happen in your life where you see social environments as places for embarrassment and believe that people that are being nice are pitying you / making fun of you.
And even if you let them into your heart, you feel like a burden on there happy lives and you don't want to bring them down.
It can really fuck you up mentally and I'm glad that I'm getting better in this part of my life

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>>77763058

>>77763221
>mylifesittingatatable.png

>>77763464
>Expecting cute little shark comic
>Get this instead
Fuck you.

>>77767584
I don't have any friends to go bar hopping with. Plus, I don't drink alcohol. I really can't afford to on account of my health.

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>>77763626
She's an incredibly talented artist to get so close to reality. She should pursue a way out of her misery with a career as an artist.

>>77762799
>tfw that actually happened to you.

>>77765260
How the fuck do you even die of leper? That shit has treatment and unless you let it reach the point in which your limbs are rotting it is pretty harmless.

>>77766816
There are a lot of depressed, socially awkward, and isolated girls who can relate to these strips. I was one for about 5+ years. I'm still shy, depressed and awkward, but now I have a husband. But for a while I had almost no friends and certainly no guys/girls were interested in me.

>>77767310
This exactly.

>>77763648
Never had this happen to me. I shared birthdays with two other people in HS, so I was usually shadowed by them. I didn't bring it up in class or tell anyone, because I thought people wouldn't care or think I was just lying.

>>77762956

Why be so mad??