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Why are girl scouts always portrayed as thugs and hustlers in cartoons? Is this really how it is in America?

Any former girl scouts here?
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because lol irony

It stopped being funny a long time ago, but most showrunners didn't get the memo.
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>>77762403
W-we can't talk about it, anon. Just buy your Thin Mints and move on.
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>>77762403
It's a joke
Girls scouts are viewed as innocent children who sell cookies
Hard to say no to kids selling things you actually like
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>>77762403
My sister was a girl scout, so it's only second-hand knowledge.

As for your question, it's because Girl Scouts very much AREN'T that. It's supposed to be funny because it's unexpected, but everyone does that, so it isn't as funny anymore.
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>boondocks
>cartoon
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>>77762403
BEST

GIRL
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>>77762403
I don't think my country even has scouts anymore.
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>>77762498
Only because no one give shit about Jamine anymore.
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>>77762403
>>77762432
>>77762451
Who else has done it? I can only think of girl scouts in cartoons that are overacheiving hypercompetent commandos.
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>>77762403
Dated a girl who was Girl Scout Ambassadors (highest level). The only time a "chick fight" would occur is if cheerleaders or other girls were attempting to fund raise in the same area to leech off of the cookie selling crowd.
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>>77762403
I think the oldest example I know of is the bar scene in Airplane!, but that's not board-relevant right now...
>>77762500
Then you will be ill-prepared for the coming invasion.
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>>77762539
I'm watching this new cartoon called Pickle and Peanut right now on Disney, and these girl scouts are straight up breaking legs like they're the fucking mafia.
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>>77762403

Because it's a funny subversion of expectations which draws comedic parallels between two distinctly different groups in an absurdist way.

Like when you portray animals with human qualities.

That's silly: animals aren't humans! But isn't it funyn that the animal does animal things with the mind of a human?

In the same way, isn't it funny that the girl scouts do mafia things while still being girl scouts?
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>>77762545
Were there sick suplexes and stuff?
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>>77762547
Oh yeah, I'm so scared. What are you gonna do, knot us to death?
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>>77762574
From what She told me; there was a lot of yelling, cussing, and occasional slaps.

Most of it was between the parents and not the scouts themselves.
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I was a girlscout,
we only did cookie selling for a fourth of the year, the rest of the time it was skill building, wilderness stuff, and community service.
We had to visit a hospice once and talk with the dying elderly, I can still clearly remember the stench of it- not just human waste, even though there was plenty of that, but the smell of death really permeating everything.
We also rode horses once.
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>>77762545
Wait, so that's literally a thing? It's not just in cartoons?
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>>77762603
Say that again, mother fucker.
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OP have you ever met a Girl Scout in real life

They guilt trip you into buying shitty overpriced candy and cookies otherwise their scout masters beat them for not bringing them any money

Usually they camp outside Safeway and a box of whatever the fuck they're selling is $6!

I bought those shitty Peanut Butter Bears. They were like generic bear shapped Peanut Butter Cups. I was thinking "If this was like Peanut Brittle and maybe...$3-$4 dollars i'd be OK with these."
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>>77762610
Parents are such scumbags.
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>>77762603
>>>/fur/
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>>77762403
The girls themselves arn't hustlers, but the organization certainly is, using a tax-exempt distribution network for free and still charging $6 a box for cookies you can get under a generic label for $2.
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grill scouts know how to capture the affluent weed market.

that's pretty thug
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>>77762654
>that picture
100% pure autism
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>>77762626
People fucking love thin mints. The parents of the younger scouts believe that whatever area they're in is GS space and everyone else is not allowed to do shit except purchase cookies.

>>77762624
Yep, cookie fund raising was only for a few months of the year. I remember seeing my GF parent's garage stocked with hundreds of boxes of cookies.
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>>77762624
>I can still clearly remember the stench of it- not just human waste, even though there was plenty of that, but the smell of death really permeating everything.
>We also rode horses once.
... A-are you gonna be okay, anon?
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>>77762539
Phineas and Ferb have the Fireside Girls, who are typically extremely hyper-confident commandos who could kick the shit out of Navy Seals without breaking much of a sweat.
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>>77762603
"What are you gonna do, knot us to death?"
>Leader of military squadron that was knotted to death
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>>77762624

Also a girlscout, actually started as a Daisy and moved all the way up. This is pretty much on par with things. The only part that got kind of cut-throat was the moms honestly. Adult politics were messy.
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>>77762701

That's only the first half.

Here.
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>>77762654
>Usually they camp outside Safeway and a box of whatever the fuck they're selling is $6!
Puuuuuuussies
My routine usually was two weekends, walking from 11 to 4 Saturdays and Sundays, collecting orders and delivery info from about 1000 houses with a 20%-40% success rate.
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>>77762732
>>77762603
What kind of furry, futa girlscouts have you guys been hanging out with?
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>>77762403
Cindy isn't a thug. She cried when Riley talked shit about her mama. She's a bitch-ass jive turkey.
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>>77762639
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO YOU DUMB BITCH NIGGA!?
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why do you keep posting pictures of Cammy
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>be boy scout in highschool
>talk to girl scout about scouting
>she didn't know basic first aid
>she didn't know how to handle a rifle
>she didn't know pinecones make excellent tinder
>they go on exactly one extremely controlled camping trip a year
>mfw
Girl scouting is useless tbqh.
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https://www.keebler.com/en_US/cookies-and-more/fudge-shoppe/grasshopper-cookies.html
If you wanted to go get some thin-mints right now, you can, and for far less money.
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>>77762711
The horse part was a humorous point of brevity.
I think that mission was a bit of a miss, the geezers didn't seem that happy to see us at all.
But maybe the lesson in mortality was even more handy than a badge.
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>>77762806
>>be boy scout in highschool
>>talk to girl scout about scouting
>>she didn't know basic first aid
>>she didn't know how to handle a rifle
>>she didn't know pinecones make excellent tinder
>>they go on exactly one extremely controlled camping trip a year
>>mfw
>Girl scouting is useless tbqh.

Depends upon the area. Innercity girl scouts are nothing more than afterschool activities for the richer parents to have someone supervisor their girls and add that they were a part of the scouts to their resumes.
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>>77762539
I remember that there might have been an instance of it in Pearls Before Swine, but that hardly counts because practically everyone's borderline psychotic in that strip.
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>>77762806
girls scouts is junior business school, not survival training
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Because women are worthless thugs.
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>>77762806
>be girl scout
>parents going out and too cheap for babysitting
>attend brother's boyscout meeting
>we all sit around watching southpark eating fudge for five hours

The quality of the experience really is incumbent upon the troop leader.
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>>77762852
>pinecones make excellent tinder
They do?
>tfw being a pseudo-survivalist spending hours in the woods
Shame on me for not knowing.
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>>77762845
This is a good idea. Since i'm not religious when I have a kid I'll just take them to visit dying old people and cancer patients til they stop asking questions. Thanks anon.
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>>77762624
>I can still clearly remember the stench of it- not just human waste, even though there was plenty of that, but the smell of death really permeating everything.
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>>77762893
>>be girl scout
L O N D O N
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>>77762806
>Girl scouting is useless tbqh.
Pretty much. When I was in scouts we didn't learn any useful skills. We never went camping, never learned any survivalist stuff, never went rafting or fishing, etc. Never did any of the cool outdoors stuff that the boy scouts did. We just made shitty arts and crafts and baked brownies. It was essentially "Housewife 101."
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>>77762908
I planning a trip to the Alaskan wilderness armed only with the complete Bear Grylls DVD set. Wish me luck /co/!
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>>77762908
Pinecone sap is nature's lighter fluid. Those things burn hot and fast. Put some in the center of your wood pyramid and you'll have yourself a fire.
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My niece is in the girlscouts
and back when I had to take care of my niece, since my sister was out of the country on business
the other parents kick me out since I wasn't productive enough in helping them sell cookies
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>>77763076
did you guys ever do that thing where you filled the clear plastic shells with potpourri and hung them by ribbons?
That sucked.
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>>77762624
I'm sorry.
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Where does all the money from selling cookies end up going to, anyway?
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>>77763017
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>>77763177
to buy more cookies for next year
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>>77763139
I don't think so. We mostly just make keychains or "purses."
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>>77763177

The people who own the organization to keep it funded similarly where they dropped the Boxtops idea for the Sees candy marketing in schools.
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>>77763177
http://nypost.com/2014/08/16/girl-scouts-ceo-takes-83k-bonus-amid-budget-cuts/
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>>77763017
Girls scouts aren't in the UK.
But girl GUIDES are.
The chinese once threw a girl guide troop in one of their concentration camps.
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>>77763206
This. Holy shit, the girl scouts asked us unload their cookies once and it took us five hours to unload and sort all the cookies for our local girl scout troops. We each got three boxes as payment but there were five trailers worth of cookies.
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>>77762806
The closest thing we had to scouting was this weeklong field trip to the mountains.
>Shower and shit area has no lights and covered in bugs with fecal residue
>Avoid showering and shitting for the entire week
>Have to hike down a steep gravely incline
>Crawl like an idiot because just to avoid tumbling down
>Crawl back up when we have to go back
>Friends have their stuff stolen from their tents by local forest hobos
>"U wot m8"
>Area is tapered off as a crime scene
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>>77762403
Cindy character was a wankster who was actually down to fight. Her first episode she was on a basketball team, later dodge ball.

Little bit of a head cannon but judging from the mom. She probably afraid Cindy would turn dyke, so stuck her in scouts with other girls. Cindy naturally treated like a gang
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>>77763381
>afraid Cindy would turn dyke
>so stuck her in scouts with other girls
What?
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>>77763403
I'm not sure if it's the same in the Girl Scouts, but in the Boy Scouts there were vague Christian undertones, like in Charlie Brown.
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>>77762403
no not really, they dont even go door in my neighborhood anymore, they just plant themselves outside the local grocery store and ask for money like some vagrant.
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I knew one girl who was in Girl Scouts. Once they got to high school aged they went on cruises and shit.
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>>77763523
>from cookies to chad's dick
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As a boy scout, I always envied the girl scouts for what their product was.
They would sell you boxes of cookies to you on the spot.
I had to ask if anyone wanted to order popcorn and receive it in about a month.
And then there was the time we sold onions.
But the only good thing we sold was baggies of Mistletoe during a Christmas parade.
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>>77762403

Scouts in my town hang out next to business parking lots labeled "private parking only" and try to scam people into paying them to park there.
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>>77762539
Fillmore! did it.

Ingrid had to go undercover and it was treated like a drug bust or something.
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>>77762403
Because they sell you things you don't want to buy at high prices. It's really not that hard to figure out.
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>>77763463
>in the Boy Scouts there were vague Christian undertones
Boy Scouts were originally founded as a catholic club. Didn't stop them from getting gay together.
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>>77762742
>>77762654
As a person with a industrial and logistic fetish, this comic make my dick ROCK HARD.
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>>77763463

The Girl Scouts are pretty strict about not endorsing any creed, religious or political, but the Mormon Church has pretty much co-opted the Boy Scouts as an organization.
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>>77764178
Do you have a fetish for specifically bad logistics and useless industry?
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>>77762403
Girl Scouts are pretty much prostitutes in training.

They stand on a corner or sidewalk just looking cute hoping that somebody finds one cute enough to stop and inquire.

They then tell you about all the cookies (services) they offer and for what price.

You decide you want their cookies where you then hand them off the money that they'll just give to their pimp (mother/supervisor) to manage.

You leave with a slightly regretful look knowing you paid full price for lackluster cookies and the girl puts another fake smile on their face as they wait for their next customer.

So yes girl scouts being thugs makes a bit of sense.
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>>77762624
L o N d O n
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Girl scout cookies are actually one of the FIRST commercial products to contain human fetal cell derived flavanoids.

Dates back all the way to 1991.
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>>77764419
All this time you thought you were eating girl scout COOKIES, but you were really eating GIRL SCOUT cookies.
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>>77764408
You just ruined Peppermint Thins for me.
I hope you're fucking happy.
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>>77764408
Jesus christ, anon..
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>>77764489
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>>77762654
>>77762742
My morbid curiosity is eating at me.
Can someone tell me what to at least look for so I can get to the regret already?
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>>77762403
They are like little Jehovah's Witnesses
No, I don't want your cookies
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I joined the girl scouts in 1st grade as a Brownie, left when I was a cadet at the end of 8th grade. In hindsight I am extremely divided about the overall experience. On the one hand it taught me entrepreneurship, some first aid, how to build a fire, sew, cook, craft, dance, ride a horse, fish, rappel, hike, shoot an arrow, lots of community service stuff. I left after receiving a silver award. One the other hand, many members of my troop did not like me at all and often excluded me whenever they had the chance. I was the oddball, I admit it, but they really made me feel like a total schmuck. Thankfully we all matured a bit by the time I left. . I left on good terms, but I still left, I couldn't take the teasing bullshit anymore. GS teaches you good skills if you have a good troop leader, but the sisterhood element mainly depends on your social adeptness. In the sense that many girls scouts can be nasty bullies to each other, these depictions are very much true.
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>>77763463
I don't know it it's because I'm from a red state or what, but my troop mentioned serving god in it's girl scout pledge that we said at the beginning of every meeting. We also held meetings in the basement of church for a while and sang hymns on camping trips. It was weird.
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>>77764350
Maybe with bad logistics, because there's always potential for better management and growth. However, useless industries and uninformed Luddites can fuck off the edge of my academic dick.
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>this thread

Jesus, I'm glad I never joined scouts.
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>>77762893
Jesus christ, did they at least recite the pledge and the oath first?
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>>77764548
good, peppermint thins are awful
Do-si-does forever
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>>77762448
Samoas are fucking delicious
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I remember my parents wanting me to join the girl scouts, but I didn't want to join. And they didn't make me go.
Looking at this thread, I think I might've dodged a bullet there.
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>>77762403
The hustler thing may be apt. Because those cookies they sell are fucking crack!
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>>77763076
>I hear tons of girl scouts complain that Girl Scouts is housewife training 101
>I cringe when I realize nobody is telling them that venturing, which does survivalist training and high adventure shit and all that advertised fun stuff, is explicitly co-ed
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>>77762654
>Asami Sato
>Winter Schnee
>Shipping Korra characters with RWBY characters
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>>77765430
D-do you still have the uniform?
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>>77766217
Well, they can't send them away to a girls only summer camp. Cause, well, lesbian rapist pedophiles are there.
Hell howard stern played it up as the hottest shit on the planet.
There's a reason why they saw massive drops in attendees the went COMPLETELY dark on the entire concept of summer camp and some spent untold millions on pushing "awesome girls only camps" to little girls on the kids networks and in other places.

And let's face it, if they sent girlscouts into the forests on their own and one of them nearly died or heaven forbid DID DIE they'd shut that shit down yesterday and bring up criminal charges on everyone involved.
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>>77762403
They are? Guess you can't really show them as leftist indoctrination camps though.
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protip: the girlscout cookie company is a subsidiary of keebler. Every type of girlscout cookie is available all year around under different names sold by keebler. some cookies are different shapes, but the recipes are the same. You can buy your girlscout cookies for a fraction of the price any time you want.
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>>77766363
What? Nobody ever just drops scouts off in a forest on their own, that's both moronic and a giant legal nightmare. All this shit is supervised, leaders are forced to undergo youth protection training and stuff. Venturing is just supposed to be a group of scouts that go on hikes/ski/waterski/scuba/mountain biking/camping/etc. I have no idea what the fuck you're rambling on about.
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>>77762448
>Hard to say no to kids selling things you actually like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQaSVVQmTC4
What are Trifoils?
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>>77766537
No shit stupid, I'm a boy scout. Okay I made it to weeblos before I had to stop, life happened fuck you. Anyway, if anything happened to the girls during a girls camping outing there will be hell to pay.
A boy gets lost in the woods during camping, won't make the news till he's found.
A trained girlscout gets lost during an outing in the woods there'll be 24/7 news coverage and the girl scouts will be ROASTED in the media.
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>>77763954
Most of those hustles in the show were pretty sweet.
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>>77765775
ha ha, definitely not.
I think the troop leader left us all alone in his dingy apartment after the first five minutes.
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>>77766693
>Okay I made it to weeblos before I had to stop
That's 4th or 5th grade in cub scouts, bro. When you're literally 10 years old. Completely different program. Cub scouts generally don't go camping, and safety of every kind is enforced at every goddamn opportunity. Venturing is ages 14-21, when you're not completely addled by ADHD and autism and can actually tell the difference between poison oak and toilet paper.

And it's a big fucking deal when a scout of any kind gets lost in the woods because it happens so infrequently, which leads to inquiries, review boards, and is a massive liability for everyone. Scouts aren't supposed to go out alone ever, they drill this shit into your head from day one.
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Do girl scouts ever do lesbian shit together, like how we did gay shit in boy scouts?
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>>77762403
The Johnny Bravo girl scout episode was A+, just saying.
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>>77767131
Speak for yourself, I never got the chance to engage in any homo boy scouting.
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>>77762403
it's a joke based on role reversal
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>>77767161
>never got the chance

Were you looking for it?
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>>77767220
Retrospectively speaking, heck yeah.
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>>77765720
Hey man, boy scouts is actually fun and forces you to learn survivalist shit if you want to move up in rank. I can't speak for being a girl scout, but I endorse being a boy scout.
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>>77767245
I'd be a boiscout with you anon but I already have a boyfriend
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>>77767136
Johnny Bravo had top notch girl scout humor

>Johnny watching that kung fu movie where the guy fights the robot girl scouts
>the guy gets asked "Great going! How did you know they were robots?"
>"They were robots?"
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Because of girl scout cookie sales actually being really cutthroat. Usually its the parents or scout leaders doing most of it, but in fictional stuff its usually played as the girl scouts themselves for laughs.

>>77762432
I dont think you know what irony is.
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>>77762403
Because they're seen as extortionary because they use their cute looks to sell you boxes of overpriced cookies

It's not a tremendous leap to paint them as straight up thugs
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>>77767131
we did a fake pole dance thing.
All the other little girls booed when I tried.
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I want to do illegal things to Cindy in that girl scout uniform.
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>>77768094
You want to disguise yourself as a girl scout and rob her blind?
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>>77762742
Just watching that gave me autism
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>>77762403
I'll never forgive Adult Swim for the last season of Boondocks.
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>>77766217
Man I don't care, I just wanted to get out of the kitchen and go into the woods.
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>>77766646
>Trefoils
They're not bad, but they're not great either. It's just plain shortbread.
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>>77767357
>I dont think you know what irony is.
No actually, this is one of the few occasions where it really is. The depiction of girlscouts as brutal, highly trained and violent commandos is indeed actual, honest to god irony.
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>>77762500
Had some boyscouts selling cookies outside of a Ralphs a couple of weeks ago.
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>>77762908
My local church has a shit ton of pine trees growing in its grounds. (as does the local university - the whole area used to be a pine plantation.) Every year I go out with my family to collect pinecones to use as kindling in winter. We usually fill several large bin liner bags.
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That one horror movie where Bigfoot killed a pair of girl scouts by repeatedly slamming them together while they were holding knives, causing them to stab each other to death.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4xVteJo5d4
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>>77763076
It wasn't like Boys Scout was any more useful. My troop basically gave up at one point and it became a place where the leaders sat in the corner with their heads in their hands and just saying like 'I don't know, have a chair war but just don't kill each other'
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>>77766302
yeah where tf did that pic even come from
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>>77766363
>lesbian rapist pedophiles
Those aren't real, right?
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>>77766693
>>77767118
^this
From day one the buddy system is drilled into their skulls and there is always suppose to be two-deep leadership at all times. Also I hiked Philmont with my venturing crew when I was 14 and the girls who were not much older than me kicked that mountain range's ass.
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It's actually one of my most favorite recurring jokes. One of the best jokes in Ennis Marvel Knights Punisher run is a page where Soap is brutally beaten up by three schoolgirls that try to sell him cookies.

Don't judge me.
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>>77762539
Bob's Burgers did it.
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>>77763076
What's wrong with housewife training?
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>>77767609
>All the other little girls booed when I tried.

That's so adorably sad.
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>>77771826
Its not Social Justice approved
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>>77764408
I always considered it training grounds for gold diggers but that makes more sense.
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>>77769670
You had a shit troop, then, bruh. Our troop didn't do too much, but most meetings at least had some sort of related training, and we camped a lot.

One hardcore local troop had mandatory attendance and advancement, two weeks of summer camp, massive fund-raisers, etc. Anything you could think of as boy scout material, they did.
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>>77763100
>he doesn't build a teepee

In all seriousness though, birch is great too.
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>>77762574
>you will never be at a girlscouts vs cheerleaders wrestling tournament fundraiser thingy
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>>77772948
Well, she deserved it. Her form is bad and I don't even know quite what's going on with her feet. You keep your gloves down like that you are asking to get punched in the mouth.

If you learn one thing very quickly boxing or just watching people box is the part how people are always trying to punch the other person, in the mouth.

It's a very popular target. It also hurts.
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>>77767609
Why the fuck are you doing pole dancing in girl scouts as, presumably, a kid or even a teenager? That's pretty fucked up.
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>>77772948

>that particular cut of gym short

my
fetish
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>>77773260

>mfw taking a punch that shifts my jawbone up into the rest of my skull

Getting punched by a short person can fucking hurt.
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>>77766537
>What? Nobody ever just drops scouts off in a forest on their own,
I went on a few hikes with the scouts, we often left to our own devices if there were enough eagle scouts.

In no way did this prevent us from nearly burning down the goddamn forest.
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>>77773382
It's now a legitimate form of exercise now
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I was in Scouts for most of elementary school. Our troop sucked. We rarely did anything Scout-y (camping, etc.) because we never had any money and our leaders were lazy fucks who never did anything interesting despite having a huge book full of activities and projects. The highlight of each year was the Pinewood Derby and even that was underwhelming.
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>>77767131
in my experience no, but you do become super comfortable with eachother and also really good friends. When you all get changed in a tent together what else is there to hide?
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I was a girl scout all through Kindergarten to Senior year. If anybody has any other questions about girl scouts I will answer them to the best of my knowlege. Ask me anything
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I was in the boy scouts.

We had... I think two camps a year, which were basically a huge group of kids and a bunch of twentysomething scount leaders doing stuff innawoods or innasnow innamountains and some sort of activity every other weekend, come rain or shine.

It was fun and being extracurricular, it was basically the only place where assholes got some sort of comer-up for bullshit everybody had to deal with on their account. Like for example, our scout leaders had Krampus throw the ass in his sack head first and carry him off as a punishment once.
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>>77774488
The advertising for this program is so screwed up. Cub Scouts generally don't do outdoor activity like the Boy Scouts, that stuff comes after 6th grade.
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>>77762539
My Gym Partner is a Monkey definitely did it.
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>>77771826
stop triggering me anon.
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>>77763076
That sucks. I did Royal Rangers which is essentially religious boy scouts with the assemblies of god church and we did a bunch of cool shit. We would go on 4+ campouts a year. My favorite was the winter campout. We would go in groups of 2-3 and build our own shelters using limbs from trees and rope and that's it. We'd have to dig our own fire pit near the shelter to keep warm. There was also FCF which was like old time reenactments basically (the years depended on what states you were from.) We would throw tomahawks and knives and shoot blackpowder rifles and stuff. Honestly my favorite part of growing up right next to playing baseball.
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Was in scouts for 25 years from age 5, from cub to assistant leader, loved it. Don't have much time to do it right now, but if I did, I'd be back in a shot.

Had a large camp every year, smaller ones throughout.

Have gone to switzerland, france and africa with my troop.

Have climbed up mountains, rafted down rivers in full flood, played on top of glaciers.

Years later scouts come up to the leaders and retell anecdotes from those times.

Never lost a single one either, though their have been injuries - usually due to stupidity.

Mixed gender troop, the girls usually listen to instruction better but if they don't like someone they will refuse to work with them. We also had to split up some of the girls and mix them up for various activities to stop it getting too clique-y.

And you get the usual relationship drama from taking a buunch of teenage boys and girls away from parents for a week.

So I love scouting. But I will acknowledge that it varies from troop to troop, and depends very much on the leaders - shit leaders mean shit troop.
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>>77764408
That's kinda hot.
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>>77762403

I was a girl scout in elementary school. Mostly it has a huge focus on service and citizenship, but in the troop I belonged to that basically equivocated to "do arts and crafts and sell cookies" and I got bored with it after like fifth grade

>ended up bumming around with my brothers' boy scout troop because my dad was one of the adult leaders
>learned how to start a fire without matches and backpack innawoods
>how to carve wood
>shoot a bow and arrow

Fuck the girl scouts, being a Venture Crew member was a lot more fun.
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Boy Scouts was kind of fun. I don't know if I ever would have gotten into archery without it.

We did camping and learned cooking and other random stuff, but I do wish we could have gotten in on that cookie racket like the girls.
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>>77775465
>Fuck the girl scouts, being a Venture Crew member was a lot more fun.

Yeah that was pretty much my sisters view too.
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>>77775465
>Fuck the girl scouts, being a Venture Crew member was a lot more fun.

This.
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>>77775471

Boy Scouts in my area sold gourmet popcorn to raise money for summer camps and trips.
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>>77775505
You know, my troop may have done something like that, but I can't remember. I dropped scouts right around when I started high school.
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All the scouts I've know have been polite.
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>>77765865
anon with superior taste here
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>>77762539
It's been a while, but I think Dan Vs. did it too.
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>that one guy who wears his scout uniform to school every day
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>>77775551
They didn't shake you down for money, threaten your family, or force you to be a mule?
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Fun Scout Times

>Be scout leader
>Have mixed troop
>Some girls invite really timid hippy-leftie girl they like
>Don't think she'll last
>she loves, it, throws herself into toughest activities like its the most fun on earth
>4 years later she joins the army
>Her pacifist mother claims I turned her daughter into a 'monster' due to her joining the army

I did nothing wrong.
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>>77775585
That's only in cartoons so you can tell visually what kind of character he is.


No one does that in real life....right?
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>>77775643
I had someone in my class who did it for two years. Might have been doing it before I knew him too.
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>>77775643
Not regularly. Kids wore scout uniforms when they were doing something to represent their troop, like at an assembly or something, but that wouldn't be every day.
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>>77775681
We had a kid who wore a polo and slacks every day to school because his dad made him, but nothing like that.
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>>77774488
What's the point of the berets?
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>>77776431
Fancy hats, nothing more. Standard scout hats are baseball cap-style.
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>>77767609
>>77773382
Suddenly >>77764408 makes even more sense.
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>>77774648
What's with the berets?
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>>77776540
>>77776467
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You fucks with your functional scouts are lucky.

When I was a kid, boyscouts taught us literally nothing. You couldn't even earn badges.

The only thing we did was make a banjo out of a pie tin a shitty plank and some nails. No strings, nothing, fucking thing didn't even work. Was more of an instrument of pain when you picked it up really.
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>>77771826
It's excruciatingly boring.
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>>77762624
>We had to visit a hospice once and talk with the dying elderly, I can still clearly remember the stench of it- not just human waste, even though there was plenty of that, but the smell of death really permeating everything.
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>>77762624
Boyscout here, actually made it to Eagle Scout.

Literally exactly the same on everything, except we sold Popcorn instead of cookies.
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>>77771826
It kills tomboy dreams.

Would you crush the survivalist dreams of a tomboy? Would you?
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I think I recall most of those scouting type groups and charities(eg salvation army) were actual military units usually self-formed during WWII.

>>77774394
I call bullshit. It's about as legitimate as those slutty outfits deranged parents put on their children for beauty pageants.


>>77775505
How is popcorn gourmet? Is it some exotic blend of various varieties of corn?
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>>77779806
They're teaching this shit in gyms these days, I have more faith in this than in crossfit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUTYVN-_FCA
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>>77779806
>I think I recall most of those scouting type groups and charities(eg salvation army) were actual military units usually self-formed during WWII.

Doesn't being an Eagle Scout get you a bunch of perks if you're in the military?
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>>77781672
My brother joined the navy and he said if you were an eagle scout, you got an automatic promotion to E3 or something when you joined.
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>>77762624
EMT on a private ambulance service here

Hospice centers are clean compared to most other facilities like ALFs or nursing homes.
Now THAT's the smell of death. Also feces, urine, and horrible food.
Don't put your family in these places. Take care of them at home until you don't have the medical skill required to help them.
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>>77779806
>is popcorn gourmet? Is it some exotic blend of various varieties of corn?

No, just different flavors, chocolate covered, caramel, kettle corn, whatever.
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>>77778380

Oh I learned some cool things about sewing that came in handy from Girl Scouts, but it was boring when I knew I could tag along to thr Boy Scout meetings on Monday and learn shit about how to fire a gun and set broken bones or something cooler.
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>>77762624
>We had to visit a hospice once and talk with the dying elderly, I can still clearly remember the stench of it- not just human waste, even though there was plenty of that, but the smell of death really permeating everything

Shit, I'm glad I was never that unlucky.
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>>77779970
Oh I'm sure it actually does require athleticism. I never had any doubt about that. It's still something associated with strippers and anyone thinking it magically stopped is delusional.
If a conservative politician takes a svelte young homosexual into a bathroom with him no amount of spin doctoring makes the fact that everyone knows they're having gay sex less true.
>>77782375
Chocolate and popcorn together sounds like they took two things I love and raped them.
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>>77782622
I feel sorry for you if you've never had gourmet chocolate drizzled popcorn
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>>77762624
I remember in elementary school once on Halloween the students were taken to a nursing home to sing themed songs to the people there. We probably did it on other holidays too, but that time always stuck with me because half the kids were dressed as skeletons or the grim reaper. I later learned that my dad designed the building.
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Girl scout cookies are honestly pretty bland in my opinion. They taste just like any other cheap store brand cookie.
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I was a Girl Scout and I hate niggers
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>>77762539

I think that Invader Zim did it.

Their cookies were shuriken...
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>>77762574
any rasslin fans want to explain to me who's doing what here? it looks like black gets fucked up?
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>>77782953
Nah it's a german suplex, she's supposed to bend that far back.
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>>77782953
Japanese women's wrestling is weird, bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjIYdFdW_ks
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>>77762778

Your fate is sealed.
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>>77762845
>the geezers didn't seem that happy to see us at all

"You're not my goddamn granddaughter!!! What the fuck do you want?!? These assholes get all my Social Security, so I ain't buying no fucking cookies!!"
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>>77767354
Johnny Bravo was just top notch in general.
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>>77765430

Did you earn your scissoring badge?
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>>77768968

That's why you dunk them in Nutella.
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>>77762539
King of the Hill did it
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>>77764408
Oh my god
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>>77762403
If you were a boy scout you had to sell popcorn. Who the fuck is going to buy five dollar popcorn that tastes like actual corn? Nobody. It was very, very rare for anybody to actually buy a box who weren't friends or family or parents' coworkers.
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>>77783135
>that leap onto the ropes at 1:02

I wonder how many times she's fucked that up.
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>>77783508
Sadly, no - if they didn't like me as a friend they sure as hell weren't attracted to me in any way. That and I'm pretty sure we had an odd number of members.
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>>77783570
They were provoked
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>>77762539
I think Hey Arnold kind of did it
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>>77762697
>those Girl Scouts who set up shop in front of a medicinal marijuana outlet
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>>77783857
Manami Toyota never fucks up.
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>>77785848
fucked up that hairline
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>>77785980
I mean wrestling-wise. You know that, goofball.
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>>77773382
It was instigated by these white trash twins.
Obviously the adults were absent.
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Meanwhile, in the boy scouts...
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>>77762845
Shut the fuck up.
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>>77762806
>be boy scout
>going camping during the winter
>in massachusetts
>we get this ultra drafty fucking cabin thing built 50 years ago with a fireplace that doesn't heat more than 5 feet around it.
>go hiking on ice sheets (which was kind of fun i admit
>cold as fuck all the fucking time
>REALLY REALLY cold at night
>have do this like three times a year at least

>older sister in girl scouts
>one weekend over the summer they go "camping" in insulated modern lodges and do nothing outdoorsy at all

why isnt there a happy medium?
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When I was young, I joined a sort of off-brand Boy Scouts sponsored by my church called THE CALVINIST CADET CORPS.

I remember going camping and participating in a model car racing tournament(we had to fashion our car out of a block of wood. Mine looked like the race car from Monopoly, but with black flames).

I never got any badges(Closest I got to getting one was a chess badge) because I was a lazy shit.

It was overall fun though. Got a spark from a campfire in my eye on one trip though.

Also, CALVINIST CADET CORPS sounds fucking radical.
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>>77786727
Your church was Calvinist?
You're the first person I've heard of who went to a Calvinist church.

My denomination (WELS) had their own off-brand Scouts equivalent called the Lutheran Pioneers, and it was okay. I never did much with it, and it was more like a church youth group than a real organization. Most chapters did their own thing, and church members would be in charge instead of any leaders. This meant that what was done was radically different depending on where you were. So when our family lived in South Dakota, there were stuff like Pine Car Derbies and whatnot but there was also stuff like this:

>church is getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner and the boy and girl Pioneers are doing stuff to help
>includes stuff like making foam decorations (girls), getting the turkeys ready (boys) and helping set up (both)
>However for the turkeys we got a couple live ones from a church member. Can't say no to free turkey but that means the Boy Pioneers' job is to slaughter them.
>Tomboy younger sister in 3rd grade is with Boy Pioneers as they start to make a few half-hearted whacks at the turkey but it's still alive and kicking
>Supervisor decided to let her have a go
>She goes the whole hog and takes the turkey's head clean off in one swing
>Turkey blood everywhere, gets all over sister
>She's sent inside to clean it off
>Mom sees her
>mfw

That's really the only interesting thing that ever happened though. Still a memory I'll always have, on par with my preschool field trip to the fish hatchery/processing plant.
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>>77787388
Just asking, what does your sister look like?
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>>77787548
Roundish face, brown hair, tallish, stocky/athletic build heavy on the shoulders and not much waist.
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>>77787388
>>77786727
>fucking protestants and their bullshit
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>>77787715
Evangelical Lutherans and Calvinists are very different, mind you.

Why, are you a Catholic?
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>>77787767
yes i'm a catholic the only denomination with scientific views in the 21st, or even 20th century.
pretty much every time i hear a protestant speak its something about young earth creationism or how evolution is wrong
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>>77787823
>Catholic
>the same people that hunted down Galileo
Naw, you guys are just inconsistent. But I don't want to push this discussion any further if it'll devolve into /pol/-tier shitposting.

And yes, I do believe both those things--but as a corollary to my faith and not the focus.
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>>77787388
Was she smiling as she was covered in blood, or was she grossed out?
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>>77788006
>muh Galileo
Let me guess: You also call the Medieval Era "the Dark Ages", right?
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>>77785848
She's literally, unironically one of wrestling's GOATs Tbh and there is literally nothing /wwe/ can do about it.

Her iron man match was better than Shawn vs Brett.
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>>77788156
No.

My point is that the Catholic Church has continuously changed to keep up with the times, and the adoption of "well evolution is okay I guess" is just proof positive of that.

Hell, they even published a Catholic version of the Catechism right after Martin Luther wrote his because they realized not many people even knew its main points.
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>>77768968
>>77783546
>Trefoils with a little bit of strawberry jam

I was in Girl Scouts, and yeah, most of these stories are spot on. My troop leader was annoyed with me because I kept doing the little 'side missions' on my own (Photography, Museum Visit, Bird Watching, etc) from the book and she had to review my work and order the badges for me.
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>>77787823
I went to a Lutheran school until highscool. We were taught both sides. Most of us knew enough that we were basically a year ahead of the other student and most of us took the AP curriculum. My experience has been that the Baptists and the Pentecostals are normally the werid ones.
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This stuff makes me wish I had grown up in america, just for the boy scouts.

Gravity falls has the same effect on me.
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>>77789826
>Gravity falls has the same effect on me.

What about Gravity Falls makes you yearn for America?
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>>77789892
Not him, but anything with big forests and distinct passing seasons give me that same effect of yearning for America.

Oregon or New England, a small town, a simple menial job, enjoying the small american pleasures like blueberries and butterscotch.

If only
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I wish I took scouting seriously and wasn't the fat kid that gave up after moving past Tenderfoot. I wish I went full survivalist and got my Eagle.
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Why can't cartoons just portray girls in a feminine manner? Why are they so butch, they may as well be male at that point?
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>>77790148
Modern "feminism"
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>>77790032
Do blueberries not exist outside the continental United States?
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>>77790207
I can get them imported, or in mixed nuts.
It's just not the same, bro
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>>77790032
>>77790207
Just saying, if you want blueberries you want rural Michigan.
New England is more maple and fishing.

Never grew up in a truly rural area, but there are still some pretty cozy places left in America.
Surprised nobody's mentioned the Midwest. It never gets enough love.
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>>77790148
>implying
the only butch characters on TV are hideous caricatures, like Grenda from GF. All the rest are femme as fuck
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>>77790338
Grendo is based tho
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>>77790253
>>77790271
Just wiki'd it and apparently blueberries are in fact native to North America, and were not introduced to Europe until the 1930s.
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>>77762539
Airplane did it
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>>77788418
You made her do her actual job?
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>>77791869
I've had people come into my store with legit completed paperwork for every single merit badge you can earn. All 136+ of them. They're fucking insane.
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>>77786150
Unf.

More?
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>>77789826
Boy scouts are really not American specific.
t. Swiss former boy scout
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>>77790148
I can't tell if you're serious.
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>>77793220
this. there's even a "world scouting jamboree". Most places have their own version of boy scouts, many of them formed in conjunction with or with the assistance of Lord Baden Powell, the guy who formed american Scouting.
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>>77793220
>Boy scouts are really not American specific.

You can say that again...
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>>77762708
Kanye West hates thin mints.
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>>77763095
>only DVDs
>no player
You're gonna eat them to survive?
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All scouts are insane sex addicts
I know because I went lot to the boy scout camps
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>>77793241
>american
son ...
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>>77794003

Thin Mints be disgusting.
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>>77794027

Faggot
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>>77794027
Stories?
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>>77793220
How are the taxes?
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>>77795355
FUCK YOU KANYE
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>>77767136
Why did Johnny end up buying several truckloads when he asked for two boxes?
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Good job staying on subject, /co/.
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>>77762624
>We also rode horses once.
Code for you guys drugged and kidnapped a random black guy tied him down and milked his dick for hours on end
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>>77796085
Sounds fun,
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>>77787388
>My denomination (WELS) had their own off-brand Scouts equivalent called the Lutheran Pioneers, and it was okay
There's someone else here that was in Lutheran Pioneers?
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>>77762539
iCarly
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Boy scout popcorn.
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>>77797202
Is that some kind of gay innuendo?
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>>77762448
Basically, or whenever a cashier asks for a donation. They always get that buck from me when it's for a kids organization.
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>>77764408
thanks anon, you really gave my purse a STRETCH
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>>77765430
troop leader?
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>>77790032
I just want some fucking snow in my life
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>>77786150
Took long enough for someone to mention him.
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>>77796217
Seems like it.
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>>77786467
Pussy. I bet you didn't even get your polar bear patch by taking a dip in the frozen pond after breaking the ice.
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>>77762727
>>77762727
>>77762727
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>>77798985
Polar bear swims were always fun as fuck.
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They're the ultimate Girl Scouts.
Also, Captain's Log
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>>77762838
Kind of missing the point. The 5 or so bucks is a donation, the girl scout cookies is like your thank you gift.
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>>77762871
>>77763076
It depends on how much money is raised to even do shit, but yeah it seems really useless or "business training" to just sell more fucking cookies at best these days. The only reason they're taught to be so into business is so the troop can even survive, like a really sad catch 22. I remember going to a shooting range though, maybe it was better back then.
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>>77763076
Silly anon, girls don't need to learn how to survive. Housewifing ensures a guy will do it for you.
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>>77763260
>Chinese concentration camps
pls tell more anon
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>>77762806
>Be child
>Classmates are in boyscouts and i ask dad if i can join
>get told boyscouts is for pussies and when I'm old enough he'll teach me how to survive off the land almost indefinitely
>same guys that were in boyscouts were ridiculed in high school
>goodlookingoutdad.jpeg
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>>77779970
It's a way for dumb or white trash girls to do something lewd while getting to pass it off as legitimate exercise. Look at them being so naughty!
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>>77767013
>meeting at someone's apartment for "scout meet"
were you also molested?
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Get you anime shit off this board
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>>77806070

Nope. Have some more.
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>>77782622
>Never had Boy Scout chocolate-dipped popcorn

Anon I am so sorry that you missed such deliciousness.
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>>77786727
>Calvinist Cadets

So the trips really ARE pre-planned!
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It's a joke. Cartoons often don't accurately reflect reality. Idiot.
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