Reread this yesterday to avoid family. What a ride.
He probably thought he was back in the 70s when good kung fu was all you needed to beat thor.
He probably could have taken Cap and Clint separately though.
>implying DP would be unfaithful to his waifu
It's more fun to see Martian Manhunter get rekt though.
Fuck it, here's some more.
No, now is the time J'onn rekts
Wish I could do that, but Marvel keeps showing up Hopelessed Nico in my face.
It's gonna be fun seeing how A-Force will be another festival of shilling that stupid Hopeless Arm. Because fuck actually cool, interesting magic, it's flying and pink lasers!
Isn't he basically the same level of physicality as clint? like he's not a super soldier or anything, he's just a really good normal dude. also clint has soloed like abomination and characters like that, come to think of it, hasn't he beaten Black Widow 1v1? this page is dumb.
Haven't read it, didn't like what I heard about it, I will get to it someday. Did Riddler really rape someone?
If he did, could we get his name changed to "The Diddler"?
Good god I love silver age physics.
Anyone have the page from JLA where Green Arrow and The Atom actually kill Darkseid? That was awesome.
It didn't work out.
>Also one of the funniest deaths I've seen
You haven't seen shit.
110000/10 for the page and filename, holy shit
Yeah, it's from Muh Phoenix, Nuzlocke's AvX parody
last I saw still canon, but she's getting bored with him the more he tries to be a better person. If he doesn't massacre a few score of bad guys soon she's prolly gonna divorce him
This really took me off guard.
Kinda made me thing that the whole thing was some kind of computer simulation or something, because of how they killed off Mettle so effortlessly, so early.
So this is a different universe Hyperion or something?
I honestly didn't know much about him, until he popped up in the recent Avengers.
Like he really seemed pretty good and based
He was more or less insane with anger at that point.
Every time we have a wrecked thread, someone posts this little abomination. Every. Fucking. Time.
>probably to troll Academy fans
Sadly, it will always work.
And yet, his death had the 'most consequecnes' played up.
Because let's face it, Mettle was killed so the writer could have a third character fall onto his self insert's dick.
Does anyone have that page where Batman tries to K.O. Swamp Thing but Swamp Thing re-emerges with multiple clones and they proceed to beat the hell out of Bats? It's from the Alan Moore's run.
Why does the next chapter keep getting delayed.
Heat + Pressure = Explosion
You can set a lump of C4 on fire or you can punch a lump of C4, but you can't punch a lump of C4 if it's on fire.
At least that's what the anti-tank guys told me in the Marines.
I know the sense Nightcrawler means it in, but I have trouble not reading that as him geeking out about Spidey kicking their asses.
>"Lets do Marvel Zombies but ummm different!"
>do pretty much the exact same plot points as Marvel Zombies
>except Doom is really an asswhole
>and Punisher was behind everything or demons or something
Thats WHY he jobs
A man who can hear thoughts all around him and can phase through shit should never get hit (or at least not every time he shows up)
But he's not popular so he's a punching bag
Oh shit. That reminds me, does anyone have Jesse!Trickster beating the shit out of Axel and leaving him in the garbage?
>MM forces the Joker to go sane using his telepathy
>MM can't even enter Joker's mind
I can't tell if it's that Jokerwank has gotten worse or that MM jobbing has.
From New Thunderbolts.
Genis-Vell is straight up my favorite superhero.
"Wrote yourself into a corner? No problem, the best characters... Write themselves!"
Abnett and Lanning's run on Guardians of the Galaxy kinda did
Adam Warlock was taking the team to locations before giant space rifts would open to pre-emptively seal them
but that stopped pretty quickly
to be honest, his power was never a good ideia in any of its aspects.