Kryptonian DNA

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>>77748293
You're literally describing Dr Quintum's plot-line in All-Star Superman

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>>77748293

I remember reading a story as a kid that was exactly that.

A group of people, agents I think, each got like one of Supermans powers.

I remember they kind of suffered a bit for it though, like the super breath guy had to wear a special collar so that when he breathed in he didn't explode his fragile body.

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>>77748293
>the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc
What?

>>77750813
I think he's thinking of Ultimate Venom, who was a sentient cancer-curing suit rather than an alien symbiote, but I can't actually remember if it was Doc Ock that complete Eddie and Peter's dads' work on it.

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>>77748647
Oh, right on, glad there were actual stories with this plot. It seems like a logical enough plot it should have been done which is why I asked.

>>77750850
What the heck, they're aliens? Yeah, ultimate is the only spiderman I really know much about, and doc ock makes venom by 'separating the darkest, most bloodthirsty parts of Spiderman's DNA' or something like that

>>77748647
This sounds cool as fuck

>>77750850
It's from the Ultimate Spider-Man cartoon, you're thinking of the comic where it was created by Peter and Eddies fathers. Connors tried to recreated later on and ended up with Carnage.

>>77748293
Is it weird that I like the left variant more?

>>77748405
but he said not Luthor

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>>77748293
> Like if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc
> Like if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc
> Like if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc
> Like if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc

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>>77748293
>Like if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc

>ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN ON DISNEY XD ~~~~

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>>77751070
>What the heck, they're aliens? Yeah, ultimate is the only spiderman I really know much about, and doc ock makes venom by 'separating the darkest, most bloodthirsty parts of Spiderman's DNA' or something like that

>Like if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc

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>>77751070
>What the heck, they're aliens? Yeah, ultimate is the only spiderman I really know much about, and doc ock makes venom by 'separating the darkest, most bloodthirsty parts of Spiderman's DNA' or something like that
>>77748293
>Like if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc

>Being this fucking retarded.

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>>77748293
> Like if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc, it might have simply been the strength and wall crawling ability
>the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc

>>77751070
>ultimate is the only spiderman I really know much about
>What the heck, they're aliens?
>doc ock makes venom by 'separating the darkest, most bloodthirsty parts of Spiderman's DNA' or something like that

This site is for users 18 and older, nigger

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>>77748293
> Like if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc, it might have simply been the strength and wall crawling ability
>>77751070
>What the heck, they're aliens? Yeah, ultimate is the only spiderman I really know much about, and doc ock makes venom by 'separating the darkest, most bloodthirsty parts of Spiderman's DNA' or something like that

>>77748293
>Like if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc, it might have simply been the strength and wall crawling ability

>>77751070
>What the heck, they're aliens? Yeah, ultimate is the only spiderman I really know much about, and doc ock makes venom by 'separating the darkest, most bloodthirsty parts of Spiderman's DNA' or something like that

How fucking old are you?

Are you 8? Are you 8 years old? Fucking Spider-Man 3 even had this shit.

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>>77748293
>Not Luthor, I mean someone who isn't obsessed with superman. Like if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc, it might have simply been the strength and wall crawling ability


>implying

>>77751070
>What the heck, they're aliens? Yeah, ultimate is the only spiderman I really know much about, and doc ock makes venom by 'separating the darkest, most bloodthirsty parts of Spiderman's DNA' or something like that

>IMPLYING

>>77748293
>if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc

Oh, you poor soul. You know Venom only from that shitty cartoon, right?

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>>77748293
>>>>>Like if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc, it might have simply been the strength and wall crawling ability
>>77751070
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>What the heck, they're aliens? Yeah, ultimate is the only spiderman I really know much about, and doc ock makes venom by 'separating the darkest, most bloodthirsty parts of Spiderman's DNA' or something like that

>This is the future of comic book fans

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>>77751070

> Like if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc, it might have simply been the strength and wall crawling ability

>What the heck, they're aliens? Yeah, ultimate is the only spiderman I really know much about, and doc ock makes venom by 'separating the darkest, most bloodthirsty parts of Spiderman's DNA' or something like that

Kill yourself.

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>>77751070
> Like if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc
>What the heck, they're aliens? Yeah, ultimate is the only spiderman I really know much about, and doc ock makes venom

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>>77748293
>Like if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc, it might have simply been the strength and wall crawling ability


>>77751070
>What the heck, they're aliens? Yeah, ultimate is the only spiderman I really know much about, and doc ock makes venom by 'separating the darkest, most bloodthirsty parts of Spiderman's DNA' or something like that

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>>77748293
> if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc,
> hadn't been Doc Oc,
> make venom

>>77751070
> ultimate is the only spiderman I really know much about

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>>77748293
>Like if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc, it might have simply been the strength and wall crawling ability

>>77748293
>Like if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc, it might have simply been the strength and wall crawling ability
What the actual fucking hell are you talking about? Venom is an alien symbiote he wasn't created by anyone least of all doc ock.

Even if you are talking about the ultimate version of venom he was created by spider-mans dad.

Doc Ock has literally never had anything to do with venom.

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>>77748293
>Like if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc, it might have simply been the strength and wall crawling ability
>What the heck, they're aliens? Yeah, ultimate is the only spiderman I really know much about, and doc ock makes venom by 'separating the darkest, most bloodthirsty parts of Spiderman's DNA' or something like that

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>>77751070
>What the heck, they're aliens? Yeah, ultimate is the only spiderman I really know much about, and doc ock makes venom by 'separating the darkest, most bloodthirsty parts of Spiderman's DNA' or something like that

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>>77751070
>What the heck, they're aliens? Yeah, ultimate is the only spiderman I really know much about, and doc ock makes venom by 'separating the darkest, most bloodthirsty parts of Spiderman's DNA' or something like that
>What the heck, they're aliens? Yeah, ultimate is the only spiderman I really know much about, and doc ock makes venom by 'separating the darkest, most bloodthirsty parts of Spiderman's DNA' or something like that

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>>77751070

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>>77751070

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>>77751070
>Like if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc, it might have simply been the strength and wall crawling ability
>What the heck, they're aliens? Yeah, ultimate is the only spiderman I really know much about, and doc ock makes venom by 'separating the darkest, most bloodthirsty parts of Spiderman's DNA' or something like that

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>>77748293
> Like if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc, it might have simply been the strength and wall crawling ability

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>>77751070
>Like if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc, it might have simply been the strength and wall crawling ability
>What the heck, they're aliens? Yeah, ultimate is the only spiderman I really know much about, and doc ock makes venom by 'separating the darkest, most bloodthirsty parts of Spiderman's DNA' or something like that

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>>77751070
>Like if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc, it might have simply been the strength and wall crawling ability
>What the heck, they're aliens? Yeah, ultimate is the only spiderman I really know much about, and doc ock makes venom by 'separating the darkest, most bloodthirsty parts of Spiderman's DNA' or something like that

>>77748293
Anon if that were really possible you could take, say, the color-changing ability of the chameleon or cephalopod (or both) and just graft it to the human genome.

It's not possible. Those abilities rely on other processes, so you have to graft those as well. Eventually you're replacing whole chunks of DNA entirely until you have a horrible cephalopod/chameleon hybrid struggling to breath in and out of the water. Suddenly it shoots lasers out of its eyes and another experiment swoops down from above and snaps its neck.

Plus, you can only breed them with each other, which makes the potential for magnificently fucked up recessive gene combos absolutely enormous.

It's just not worthy of a real scientist's time.

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>>77748293
>Like if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc, it might have simply been the strength and wall crawling ability
>What the heck, they're aliens? Yeah, ultimate is the only spiderman I really know much about, and doc ock makes venom by 'separating the darkest, most bloodthirsty parts of Spiderman's DNA' or something like that

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>>77748293
>Like if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc, it might have simply been the strength and wall crawling ability
>What the heck, they're aliens? Yeah, ultimate is the only spiderman I really know much about, and doc ock makes venom by 'separating the darkest, most bloodthirsty parts of Spiderman's DNA' or something like that

>all this samefagging

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>>77751070
>Like if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc, it might have simply been the strength and wall crawling ability
>What the heck, they're aliens? Yeah, ultimate is the only spiderman I really know much about, and doc ock makes venom by 'separating the darkest, most bloodthirsty parts of Spiderman's DNA' or something like that

>>77752097
You sure the ticker thing isnt fucked up?

It does that sometimes.

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>>77751070
>Like if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc, it might have simply been the strength and wall crawling ability
>What the heck, they're aliens? Yeah, ultimate is the only spiderman I really know much about, and doc ock makes venom by 'separating the darkest, most bloodthirsty parts of Spiderman's DNA' or something like that.

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>>77751070
>Like if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc, it might have simply been the strength and wall crawling ability
>What the heck, they're aliens? Yeah, ultimate is the only spiderman I really know much about, and doc ock makes venom by 'separating the darkest, most bloodthirsty parts of Spiderman's DNA' or something like that

>>77748293
LOL.

This thread. All these reactions. It's fucking hilarious.

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>>77751070

>>77752201
>LOL.
Back to reddit with you

I have a 27 year old co-worker who is "obsessed" with Venom for the past 6 months or so.

He thought that Venom was made by Doc Ock as well because he'd watched that stupid USM show or whatever.

Apparently this is a thing, people getting their "comic" knowledge from cartoons and movies.

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>>77751070
>Like if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc, it might have simply been the strength and wall crawling ability
>What the heck, they're aliens? Yeah, ultimate is the only spiderman I really know much about, and doc ock makes venom by 'separating the darkest, most bloodthirsty parts of Spiderman's DNA' or something like that.

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>>77748293
>Like if the person to make venom hadn't been Doc Oc, it might have simply been the strength and wall crawling ability
>What the heck, they're aliens? Yeah, ultimate is the only spiderman I really know much about, and doc ock makes venom by 'separating the darkest, most bloodthirsty parts of Spiderman's DNA' or something like that

>>77748293

I don't think that artist actually improved....

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>>77748293
>Doc Ock made venom
>Lol symbiotes are aliens?

>>77752273
>Apparently this is a thing, people getting their "comic" knowledge from cartoons and movies.
I did that in the 90's with Spider-Man the animated series and X-men the animated series. But those shows were a hell of a lot more accurate than the shit that passes for television these days.

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>>77748293
>>77751070

>>77752254
Someone's salty they got BTFO through this whole thread, I see.

Cry some more, faggot.

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>>77751070
>>>>>>>>>>What the heck, they're aliens? Yeah, ultimate is the only spiderman I really know much about, and doc ock makes venom by 'separating the darkest, most bloodthirsty parts of Spiderman's DNA' or something like that

>>77748293
dna is not magic
he has special organelles

I mean like sure he fucked up but are we not even gonna attempt to see what's up with the plot he suggested? It sounds interesting and I would love to read so e stories about it.

>>77753799
it basically is magic in comics though

>>77751070
Wow. /co/ really has turned into reddit.

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>>77752410
>faggot
Triggered. Please respect my safe space.

>>77755343
Funny how long that took considering how quickly /v/, /vg/, /vp/, /r9k/, /tv/, /mu/, /pol/ and /sp/ became reddit hangouts

>>77755385
>that pic
Why would someone do that to themselves?
that kids family need to get him some help he is obviously a danger to himself.

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>>77751070
>What the heck, they're aliens? Yeah, ultimate is the only spiderman I really know much about, and doc ock makes venom by 'separating the darkest, most bloodthirsty parts of Spiderman's DNA' or something like that