Gunnerkrigg Court Duckpond

>>77705264
How would you even know that, Paz?!
Have you been spying on Kat?
Because I'd understand.

>>77705264
>Jeanne
>Tony actively cockblocking the plot
FUCK YOU.

There are exactly two major plot threads.
>What the fuck is Jeanne's deal?
>Robot is a crazy preacher.
Stop preventing shit from actually happening, damn you.

>>77705264
>Still on Namek
UGH

>>77705318
Tony is like a lid on the pot.
He's letting the plots simmer

>>77705300
>spying
Possible. She can talk to animals and can probably use them as agents.

>>77705264
Holy freakin god, this is some of the worst pacing ever. SOMETHING HAPPEN ALREADY!!!!!!! It's like I'm reading berserk stuck on the boat again (at least that one was fun) or misfile.

>>77705300
She's being exposition to keep people on point as to when this is occurring, because this is all getting jumbled with Annie on her on story now.

Oh and don't let that beeping mean she made Robot a Face. Because if that happens..NOPE..I'm getting off this train to murder town.

>>77705391
Gunnerkrigg Court, the comic basically spend most the damn time on a boat. Spirit Arrow Lady likely won't come up again for YEARS. And Robo Cult likely as long.

>>77705264
too bad this webcomic is nowhere near as interesting and exciting as the new Civil War trailer
I would love to see Steve and Bucky punching Tony while throwing Cap's Shield

wow, nothing but shitposts right off the bat tonight. Oh well, see ya next thread.

>>77705264
El Goonish Shive is better (and has hotter ladies)

>>77705472
you know what else is a shitpost? MY MOM!!!!

>>77705264
what do you think Kat's farts smell like? do you think she could make a robot that ran off fart power?

>>77705264
I wish Tom would put more persons of color in the story (especially persons of African decent).

>>77705495
el goonish shive is nothing but a shitty fetish porn webcomic disguised as doctor who fanfic while trying to pretend that it's progressive. It's a disgrace to the tg community and Dan should be ashamed.

>>77705264
>nothing happening
Nice work, tom. You're the master of pacing.

>>77705318
Tony literally ruined the comic.

i'm glad I dropped this shit for Kill Six Billion Demons

>>77705264
Paz is cute. CUTE!

>>77705264
Paz once again proves herself to be the miracle of the universe.

>>77705865
You only got room for one webcomic in your brain?

>>77705391
>We get it, she's old.

The webcomic format is and always will be a terrible one for pacing.

But come on. You're complaining about the pacing given the last chapter we got?

>>77706428
Nah, just sick of this one with its stale story that doesn't go anywhere.

Tom needs an editor.

>>77705328
Nigga it's been three pages

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>>77706484
nah, what tom should do is hire some extra talent to touch up the writing.
which is why he should team up with Max Landis. Max Landis made American Alien, the most comfy graphic novel issue of the decade. he knows how to hit you right in the feels.
plus it's not like he wouldn't do it. dude can write twenty scripts in his sleep

>>77706532
Will you fuck off already, Max?

JUST FUCK

>>77705264
Remember when Gunnerkrigg Court use to be good before it jumped the shark?

Jesus Christ these threads have gone to shit.

>>77706575
They are too young, anon. They should wait til they're older.

>>77706618
They were always shit, it's just that /aco/ got rid of the porn

>>77705370
Do you think she uses the rats?

>>77705264
If Kat can make robots human, could she make herself into a robot? Transcend her physical body and become some kind of super technological being?

>>77705264
she should make a robot John Cena, then she would be unstoppable (except against the real John Cena)

>>77706577
As in, right now?
The Jeanne plot being resolved by Kat's gf would be a shark jump

>>77705391
GKC threads get the best trolls/bait desu

>>77705264
So even the characters are starting to miss the old mysteries.

>>77705546
Who cares
Probably, if you wanted to get serious about it cow farts are a pretty good source of methane

>>77706702
https://vine.co/v/eYKlJA7VEBr

>>77707584
Do you think laser cows are powered by methane, in an amusing reversal of natural chemistry?

>>77705328
This

>>77705264
Just kiss already

>>77706532
Your dad's a murderer.

>>77706532
>nah, what tom should do is hire some extra talent to touch up the writing.

Fuck you, I want to read Tom Siddell's story, if I wanted to read Max Landis, I would go read Max Landis.

Vaguely interesting new interview of Tom: http://www.themarysue.com/interview-gunnerkrigg-court-tom-siddell/

>>77710429
Did already, don't need to again for a while.

>>77711054
Of course it'd be all about lgbt.
Shoulda read the site name.

>>77706532
Gunnerkrigg's okay as it is.

>>77711054
http://pastebin.com/Erf2tpD2

>>77711861
Seriously?

>>77711054
>such as Kat’s internalized homophobia
Literally what? Being unsure of whether you're a dyke or not doesn't make you homophobic. I like Tom's reaction that as well, he didn't seem to like it either.

>>77712240
You are internalizedly problematic.

>>77712240
Lay with the dogs and you'll catch the fleas. Don't know what Tom was thinking turning Kat gay to appease the SJWs but it's done a good job of making sure his comic will never be remembered for anything other than lesbians.

>>77712240
To be fair, Tom isn't as good of a writer as Dave Willis or Jeph Jacques or Grey Carter. He can't handle the subject well. And it's obvious he just did it to make himself look good, he wasn't trying to help the LGBT community or tell a good story.

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>>77712240
Poor Tom.

Here he is, an actual fucking writer, and meanwhile Tumblr tier retards are looking past Kat and Paz and focusing on the DUDE LESBIANS LMAO thing.

It's a sad world we live in. A sad, sad world.

>>77713760
A lot of tumblr didn't even know about Gunnerkrigg until Pazkat appeared on the horizon. It's literally all they read it for.

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>>77713760
>Tumblr tier retards are looking past Kat and Paz and focusing on the DUDE LESBIANS LMAO
>>77713830
>It's literally all they read it for

That's might big talk coming from the Gunnerkrigg General where the most populous threads were in the wake of THE HAPPENING

>>77713830
>It's literally all they read it for.
Nothing wrong with that! But it's a bit weird to say that Kat has internalized homophobia, when she clearly just has internalized Katophobia!

>>77713830
>>77713760
>>77712902
/pol/, go away

>>77713830
But Zimmy abs Gamma have been in the comic for 10 years.

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>>77714442
Is /pol/ a synonym for "opinions I disagree with?"

Pazkat is fine, but saying that it was a reflection of Kat's internalized homophobia is gender studies bullshit.

>>77714511
/pol/ and tumblr pretty much mean the same thing.

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>>77714511
>Is /pol/ a synonym for "opinions I disagree with
It's used the same way people use Tumblr.

/co/ is just the shitting ground for retards

>>77713911
I hated what the threads became after that.
>>77714442
But they're right, we've been flooded with retards ever since Tom introduced PazKat.
While it's cute, it's just a small part of the webcomic.

>>77714537
>Using the offensive word 'retarded' as an insult
>>77714511
Just because you can't see Kat's internalized homophobia, doesn't mean it isn't there

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>>77714626
get out

>>77714693
Just report and ignore, anon.

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>>77714666
>Using the offensive word 'retarded' as an insult
Only on /co/ would i not be sure if this were in jest or not.

Please strike this board down, oh God

>>77714715
Using hate speech isn't cool, anon

In fact, it's against the rules

>>77714693
you first, /pol/

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>>77714626
Oh there you are. I missed your unwavering devotion.

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>>77714856
Hate speech? Against whom, the retarded?

>>77714715
I just assume they're joking. It helps keep me sane.
>>77714856
We both know that the rules are a mockery. In reality there are only a few rules that are actually enforced:
1. Don't post anything that triggers a janitor or mod.
2. If you post something retarded enough it'll get reported, and if it gets reported enough eventually somebody is going to delete it.
3. No lewdness. If it's mildly suggestive you should be prepared to go down with the ship if you post enough of it. If it's both furry and lewd, don't clench your asshole, it'll only make it worse. Lewdness in small amounts, when it's not the point of the thread/post, is tolerable.
4. Pastel Horses are MEGA ULTRA BANNED

>>77714715
>>77715043
I immediately assume either trolling or jest about trolling, depending on circumstance.

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And people somehow don't believe me when I say that literally everything on 4chan revolves around Tumblr.

You people are fucking pathetic.

>>77706561
>>77710565
>>77710690
You people are just jelly of Max Landis and of Max Landis's talent

>>77715016
Yes

>>77714879
>sexualizing Erin

>>77714856
>rules
What rules? The mods don't enforce any rules, so there may as well not be any.

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>>77715227
Unless you're retarded, I don't see how you could be offended. If you're retarded, I'm still not sorry.

>>77715127
It's really just /co/, and /v/.

/tv/ revolves around Reddit, and /a/ revolves around the rest of 4chan.

>>77715419
I like her eyes. Dat vibrant green.

>after the existence of /aco/, this is what's left

>>77715127
Leave, /pol/
The tumblr-boogey man doesn't wanna steal your comics. Okay?

>>77715529
Either way, this bullshit needs to fucking stop.

Why the FUCK do so many of these fucking retards even care SO MUCH what the Tumblr community thinks of everything? Do you idiots so lack the ability to form your own opinions that you rely on Tumblr to act as a sort of counter-balance so that you know to take the opposite opinion of everything they say?

The hivemind is real and mentally ill.

>>77715639
>Why the FUCK do so many of these fucking retards even care SO MUCH what the Tumblr
/co/ cares about Tumblr because most of /co/ goes to tumblr.

>>77715529
/a/ scapegoating crossboarders is hilarious, like they aren't cancerous enough so they start trying to blame everybody else (even though everybody else is also them)

>>77715678
Well they should stop, because when they do, they come back here and start bitching about what they saw there. And especially bad is that they operate under the assumption that I, or anyone else who is here to discuss the board topic, give even the vaguest of shit about what new whiny ass complaint they have about some other website.

This shit has been going on for years and just keeps getting worse. The mods need to nut up and just filter the words "Tumblr" and SJW", and like three shitposts about what the boogeymens are up to should result in a 3-day ban.

>>77714491
Yes, but Zimmy is abusive, so they like to pretend she doesn't exist.

>>77715529
go away, /pol/

>>77711816
no it isn't

>>77715919
Gamma just needs to learn her place.

We're never going to have another good Gunnerkrigg thread ever again, are we?

Once dedicated shitposters latch on to something, all threads about it are doomed forever. This is Metroid all over again.

>>77717119
Honestly we should've stopped having these awhile ago.

>>77717204
>Don't ever talk about anything. People will just shitpost about it.
Fuck this entire website.

>>77717075
She has already, tho.

>>77717247
I blame /pol/

>>77717367
I blame the mods. They could be harder on shitposting, but they either don't give a shit, or they like 4chan as a hostile off-topic hellhole.

Please don't shit up GKC with your political faggotry. I don't see what /pol/ has anything to do with this thread

>>77717412
Mods only ban shit they're personally butthurt by.
Most of them are probably shitposters themselves.

>>77717412
I blame Annie, she's so fucking lame.

>>77705264
So is Kat a virgin?

>>77717885
You mean has Paz pecked her with her lil' beak yet?

>>77717885
She's a gypsy, the pretty ones always get whored out.

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>>77717885
That depends.

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>>77717920
>beak

>>77717951
>Huitzilopochtli
>virgins
But that's wrong. He wanted warriors.

>>77718350
Guy did shitty research apparently.

>>77718350
Are you saying warriors can't be virgins?
That's pretty problematic of you.

>>77718574
It would be more problematic if they die before having kids to replace them.

>>77718616
Did you just literally reduce all women to breeding stock?!

>>77718758
Warriors were all men in Mexica society.

>>77718758
It's /pol/, just ignore them

>>77718758
Hold on there buddy. Who said the warriors were men?

Paz is not a very interesting character.

>>77719252
You just hate her because she's gay, /pol/

>>77715919
>Zimmy is abusive
Are there pages in the comic that indicate abuse towards Gamma or just that one sketch?

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>>77721500
There are other forms of abuse than physical violence.

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Anyone have more of papa Tom's DA stuff?

>>77721767
Maybe if you're a pussy

>>77721767

Keep in mind that Zimmy sees the world differently. She might say what people mean rather than what they literally speak out loud.

>>77721830
Whoa, we got ourselves a badass here!

>>77721933
If Zimmy said she was 'weird' or 'strange' that would make sense. "stupid and ugly" doesn't relate to the situation.

>>77721767
I forgot about this page, thanks

>>77722061
She sees someone commenting on Gamma, assuming she'd be in a higher grade (which she's not, hence stupid) and commenting on her hair.

>>77705495
>>>77705264 (OP)
>El Goonish Shive is better

No, anon, no, Christ, just...step away from the ledge anon.

El Goon is utter shit, man, really, it is, don't you see you've been brainwashed, just...step away from there, okay?

Cripes, anon. Why?

>>77722452
>which she's not, hence stupid
Well, she is a pole.

It's not like it's a huge stretch

>>77715196

Actually I'm just jealous of Tom Siddell, I don't even kow this Landis chap.

>>77723057
El Goonish Shiv is literally the best webcomic out there. It's even better than Gunnerkrigg Court, Kill Six Billion Demons, Homestuck, Penny Arcade, and Womp. It has a wicked sense of humor, cute charm, and deep story-telling not seen before.
Sure the art at the beginning was meh, but it's improved now. And the pin-ups and ladies are sexy.
It's the Citizen Kane of webcomics

>>77724578
Ahh, then you should read more of Max Landis's works. Like Max Landis's American Alien. You should also checkout Max Landis's blockbuster films like Chronicle, American Ultra, and his upcoming film Victor Frankenstein.
Max Landis makes Tom Siddell look like Michael Bay or Adam Sandler. Max Landis is THAT good.

>>77714666
>Just because you can't see Kat's internalized homophobia, doesn't mean it isn't there

But it isn't there.

>>77724715

>upcoming film Victor Frankenstein.

fuck that's a Landis movie? and I was looking forward to it

>>77724751
It is there, your privilege and bigotry blinds you

>>77724715
>Max Landis makes Tom Siddell look like Michael Bay or Adam Sandler


That's as may be, but it's not relevant to Gunnerkrigg. I want every artist to do their thing, they can collaborate, but Gunnerkrigg court is Tom Siddell's thing, and carries Tom Siddell's vision of characters and storytelling. I don't want to see that vision ironed out because some guy is better, there's a place for both Landis and Siddell's works on this earth.

>>77724896
>It is there

Prove it

>>77724991
But Tom has nothing to lose and everything to gain if he teamed up with and hired Max Landis onto Gunnerkrigg Court.

>>77725041
>But Tom has nothing to lose
>hired Max Landis

Tom would lose money.
And Gunnerkrigg would loose its vision.

>>77725008
Prove there ISN'T any internized homophobia.

>>77725116
GC's vision is already shit
And Max Landis could do it if he asked nicely. Writing is easy for Max Landis, the guy writes scripts in his sleep. Plus there's always Kickstarter and fundraiser websites.

>>77725117

You are the one claiming she has it, the burden of the proof is on you.

>>77725169
>GC's vision is already shit

If it's shit, why are you bothering ?

>>77725319
If you can't see what is literally staring at you in the eye then there is no point in trying to show you.

>>77725319
to see how it ends (if it does)
and to make fun of it like other shitty webcomics like jack and least I could do.

>>77724618
*Shive

>>77725539
El Ghoulish Shiv is literally the best webcomic out there. It's even better than Gunnerkill Court, Kill Six Billion Inmates, Housearrest, Penny Wage, and Womp. It has a wicked sense of murder, cute inmates, and deep gut-thrust not seen before.
Sure the art at the beginning was meh, but it's improved now. And the pin-ups and gentlemen are sexy.
It's the Orange is the New Black of webcomics

>>77725719
El Goonish Shive is the best webcomic. All fail in comparison. Tom should hire Dan Shive to write Gunnerkrigg Court. Just imagine how great it would be.

>>77725809
Dan Shive and Max Landis should just team up and write Gunnerkrigg Court for Tom without his permission

>>77725868
They should also bring in Dave Willis, Aaron Diaz, Grey Carter, Kate Leth, and Andrew Hussie

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>>77725719
>sense of murder

>>77726477
it's just /pol/. Ignore them.

Would you people please just makes your own thread about how comfy Landis is?

>>77727856
But Tom Siddell could try to contact Max Landis and have him work on and fix Gunnerkrigg Court.

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Jesus christ, how do you guys do it?
How do you guys keep up the energy to stay angry about internet communities, I petered out after a few weeks

>>77728109
It's easy.

>Is internet community still stupid? Y/N
>If Y, stay angry
>If N, celebrate by ignoring it

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>>77721808
>Anyone have more of papa Tom's DA stuff?

>>77728109
I'm more worried about the level of sarcasm that's going on in here.
It's like these guys aren't even aware of the dangers of sarcasm.

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>>77729003

>>77729003
>flashing her panties
>calls people pedos for looking
I like this girl.

>>77729003
>>77729010
Doesn't even remotely look like Tom's

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>>77729119
Even though I've never seen these two particular pieces before, that definitely looks like his old stuff.

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>>77729010

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>>77729119
These come from the same folder as his digital hills and deviantArt stuff. Check the 113 on the skater's clothes.

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>>77729189

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>>77729189

Last one, I never saw any continuation.

>>77729119
What?

>>77724758
According to Rotten Tomatoes, you lucked out.