Gretchen vs Spinelli

Gretchen

Repressed nerds are freaks in the sack

Always choose the Ashley

Gretchen

>glorious white race
>pretty teeth

I like the one who doesn't have a two foot long head.

>>77699882
What are we choosing for?
Who could beat the other or are we choosing who we'd like to be with?

Spinelli because she would beat you up if you didn't listen to her, and Gretchen is way too self-absorbed and you would never be good enough for her (in her eyes).

Spinelli is a tomboy, she already won.

>>77699882

Spinelli becomes transgender later on.

Do you really want to deal with her baritone voice telling you to call her Moe and ride her clitcock?

>>77702110

>implying she doesnt join the Ashlys in high school.

>>77702130
>implying trying to fit in with the Ashleys won't trigger her dysphoria harder and lead her into a mental breakdown and substituent identity crisis

>>77700112
2 feet wide or 2 feet tall?

>>77702221
>implying she won't do a hostile takeover on the Ashleys and become the top bitch at highschool

>>77699925
>Repressed nerds are freaks in the sack
Same she's good in the long run.

Spinelli - popular lipstick lesbian or butch lesbian
TJ - Stoner or zack morris
Vince - QB1 or Lebron 2.0
Gretchen - Nerd
Mikey - drama kid
Gus - shoots up school because no friends

>>77702497
>Gus - shoots up school because no friends
old meme

>>77702260
Tall

We have science. We can combine them.

When in doubt, pick the one with glasses.

>>77699882
Gretchen probably knows ways to make you ejaculate half your life away just by rubbing your thigh.

I'll go with the chick that will research ultimate fuck moves for science.

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Gretchen grows up to be a less hispanic Honey Lemon

>>77706496
Where does this notion that brainy girls are sex godesses come from?

>>77708400
From the dicks of desperate virgins.

>>77702221

Freud pls go

>>77707406
That's suppose to be Hispanic, fucking Disney

>>77708954
Being Hispanic doesn't automatically make you have browner skin and spout Mexican stereotypes, anon.

>>77699882
Spinelli. Shes an ashley. Get in with her get in with ALL the ashleys.

who wouldn't want a giant orgy with them?

TJ and Vince sandwich

>>77708954
Not all Hispanics look like maids and gardeners.

For fucks sake, I'm hispanic and people think I'm asian. I've been confused for Filipino, Japanese and Chinese a fuck ton of times

Spinelli

She has dick sucking lips but no beaver teeth to block your dick.

>>77699882
Spinelli sounds like bobby hill

>>77712059
Pretty hot, huh?

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Spinelli. She cleans up well, but she looks the best as she is.

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>>77713579

>>77699882
Spinelli.

>>77708954
Hispanics range from darkest black to most Aryan white. Try again.

>>77709572
You too? Although people usually assume I'm some sort of white-Asian mix.

>>77713579
Aw shit! That line and it's delivery!
Spinelli a best!

>>77699882
Do they each get a weapon or is this bare fisticuffs?

>>77700012
>pigeonholing this hard

>>77707406
Actually believable. I know one lass from school who basically went under the same transformation in the looks and confidence departments, but kept her nerdy hobbies.

>>77715165
And why didn't you put a baby in her?

Spinelli. Petite, practical, cleans up nice. I forget how smart she actually is.
The only thing I'd change is the pig tails. Maybe make them lower, maybe make them a pony tail.

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>>77718399
>The only thing I'd change is the pig tails. Maybe make them lower, maybe make them a pony tail.
You monster.

Spinderella, on account of her not being the abominable hellspawn of Eliza Thornberry and Pinhead Larry.

I liked the aviator girl

>>77718399
>changing her pig tails
>wanting to get rid of her handlebars
Would you ride a horse without a proper set of reins?

>>77707406
>>77715165
Can confirm, my older sister made that transformation in highschool, even looked/looks like them. She's still a nerd at heart

>>77720072
You don't ride a bucking bronco with both hands on the rope.
Ponytail.

>>77713579
>>77718399
>cleans up nice
Why would you want her to clean up in the first place?

>>77699882
Spinelli.

>>77714346
I thought the same thing... Fucking /co/.

Without weapons probably spinelli. I could see Gretchen take down a bitch with a knife though.

>>77715165
>>77720105
You fucking assholes, stop giving me hope.

>>77724921
Hope for what?

>>77702497
no Gus goes JROTC then gets into a military school as soon as possible willingly.