Masalama Suck My Dick, bitch

Oh no, its the blood clot and the ham sandwich!

Hush Mode, Nigga. Hush Mode.

>>77699218
Yo mama so poor, when she go to KFC she gotta lick otha people's fingahs

>>77699218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pRJol0-5Bs

Even her shirt looks lesbian

Yo momma is so dark, when she sits in the car, the oil light turns on.

>>77699218
I always thought Charlie Brown's joke was the better one but the Tupac one was a close second

There were three kings: Martin Luthor, Don, and Rodney.

>>77698322
I really hope I live long enough to see MOV dub this movie.

Fuck you and your nignorance.

>>77698322
How many times are we gonna have a thread with that image?

>>77698322
Masalama's bigger than your salama.

Some velvet morning...

>>77698322
>We ain't eva gon make it.

How am I supposed to get him to stick his left foot in my mouth, his right foot in my ass, and give me a Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich!?

>>77702774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izr3Cidaz1M

You got down's syndrome so bad you probably got up, left, and right syndrome too.

>>77702569
Nignorance?!

I literally have no idea what is going on in this thread.

>>77704925
This thread is an abortion

>>77703215

FUCK YOU

>>77704925
They're quoting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=244lEnO2-OI

Among others

>>77704562
>You must deal with nignorance a lot, like when Spike Lee and those motherfuckin' young bloods made that movie "The Original Kings Of Comedy" and didn't include to put you in it.

I got mothafuckin' pop rocks mothafucka!

>>77702599
Awwww, I'll always love you just for your looks, little tomboy dyke girl.

>>77704562

Niggas ain't always cockin' pistols?

>>77705174

Niggas arguin' and constantly protestin'?

This thread has made me feel a lot better about watching these dubs more than is appropriate lately.

It must be night time in Nigereia. Look at all these niggers.

Nigga, you talkin' crazier than Margot Kidder on my front lawn.

Charlie Brown, if Kris Kross were here, they'd call you a miggady miggady miggady miggady mack FAGGOT!

>>77705174
>>77705183
We ain't ever gonna make it

>Fuck no, Applehead

That always gets me.

The "Suicide Bomb" is when I take a dump on your titties, and then wipe them off with pages of the Koran.

I'm the black Zorro, you dirty spics!

>>77704973
>I'M GONNA GET ME THAT MICHAEL FLATLEY COSTUME FOR HALLOWEEN
>Riverdance music starts playing as Charlie Brown dances

I lost it

>>77705401
Oops I meant
>I WANNA GET ME THAT MICHAEL FLATLEY COSTUME FOR HALLOWEEN

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks judo is what you use to make bagels.

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>>77705291

>I can't let a retard peel my potatoes!

>You better watch out or the insects'll get you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjEqVlcgJyE

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Hey there, Osama been hidin' in your mother's asshole

Well shine my shoes at Niggly Field!

>Wheatstraw African-Latino Music And Recreation Thanatologarium

Watching the Special Olympics is like going to the circus fifty years ago.

/co/ - YouTube Comments Section

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>>77704973
>Fuck you and your niggnorance

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>the only camrips out for this movie are in terrorist speak

come on /co/, someone take a tape recorder & get the english audio.

Suck my big black ass Charlie Brown is probably the best out of all of them, though Jackie Robinson is a close second

This looks like a playground for autistic children!

>>77705153
If she was a dyke, she wouldn't be after the d___.

Requesting Charlie Brown walking hand in hand with Peppermint Patty and Marcie.

>>77706346
Protip: dykes don't hate dicks, or they wouldn't use dildos. They hate men.

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I THOUGHT NAACP STOOD FOR

"NIGGAS ANGRY ABOUT CAUCASIAN PEOPLE"

This is like a playground for autistic children

I axed her to tutor me in the history of slavery and she be like woopin my ass twice a week
>nigga you trippin, she's yo math teach

>>77698322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38fIuFv61oU

What the fuck is the mustard dispenser?!

>>77709274
The mustard dispenser is when you punch me in my money flap so hard that gold spicy brown starts drippin out.

>>77709134
That bitch is a freak

>these eggs have yellow eyes, but when I flip them, the yellow is gone

>nigga you gonna get off your pumpkin and drop a blumpkin with is in the cracka hood or what?

>>77708550
>>77706132
Then Marcy should have the advantage.

Everybody Clap Your Hands!

>>77711748

Everybody Lick My Ass

Easter Nigger > Ramadan > It's Jackie Robinson Day > The Great Dolemite

>>77705424
>what the fuck is a Michael Flatley?
>ya know, he that nigga from Lord of the Flies

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>>77702851

>>77712124

DON'T YOU MEAN LORD OF THE DANCE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!?

>listen here crater nipples, I'm bringin' my boy Abu Dhabi with me
>he is a ghetto nigga camel jockey to the max

How do you guys feel about their Fat Albert Kwanza Special?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDDcmKDcX8k

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>>77708532
"NIGGAS AIN'T ALWAYS COCKIN PISTOLS"?

SUCK YO DICK FOR A PIXIE STICK
UH TRICK OR TREAT

>>77712552
Good, good, unexpected feels, good

Now how about I unleash my rusty dusty for you to Pogo stick in until my queen bees bounce up hard enough to knock me into Dutch Wonderland?

>>77712552

>Mudfoot's conservation with Mr. Tyrone

Chapter 7: Suicide Bombing

>>77711800
Lock your cars, here come the blacks!

>Stupid, don't you mean "Christmas"?
>No, "X-Mas". Like in "Malcom X-Mas". Christmas was invented by cracker tricknology.

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>>77713335
>cracker tricknology
I cant fucking handle this

How you livin'. Bebe's kids?

Niggamint Patti > Black Linus > Welfare Charlie > Marcy the Re Re > Sally the Slut > Lucy

I'll beat your ass til you're walkin' like Jerry's Kids!

The only thing that Calypso cunt-licker's going to have is hope!

My team is gonna tigerfuck your team back to Somalia!

>>I'm gonna wear out my pussy like Tyson's speed bag!
>Why don't you wear out your pussy on the street so I can make some duckets, you keep'er nigga!

>Where's my motherfucking Benjigreens!?
>>In between my ham and cheese curtains, wanna give me a dusting?

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>>77702599

>I could have been shooting craps on tables of green instead of shooting craps on porcelains of white
>you are the motherfucking ace of spades, Charlie Brown

>Gorilla juice

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I'm honestly in love with Peppermint Patty.

>>77698322
>>77699218
What the fuck is happening ITT?

>>77717131
see >>77699683

>>77716090
MISSIS JONES AND I
HAVE A THING
GOING OOOON

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>>77699683
>See you on the dark side of the coon, Pocahontas

How the fuck does she know about Matthew Henson?

Now lookie here, Slave Ruth.

Yo mama's such a Jew, I saw her walkin' outta Bloomindale's with, like, ten shopping bags, and I said "Whatchoo doin?" And she said "Exercisin'."

...Uhh, hello?

>>77716090
Me and Mrs. Jones, we got a thing goin' on~

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Peanuts was fucking weird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2AS51xJ9iE

>>77702599
>big nose

Requesting merchant edit of Patty.

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>>77719015

>>77719603
>Bestiality Has Been a Cultural Practice for Thousands of Years, Charlie Brown

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>>77704973
>I got a anotha fucking potato
FUCK

>>77719713
I'd watch it

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>>77719015
>adults

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I want you to suck my dick! Suck my dick!
But you ain't even got a dick!
Suck my dick!

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Damn!

You got Downes Syndrome so bad you probably got Left, Right and up Syndrome too!

WHOAAA!

Take a ride on the Fantastic Voyage, Sodom and Gonorrhea!

>Which means I ain't sucking no dick just so you can get a hamburger at Checkers

>I need you to suck some dick so I can get a hamburger.

Now who the fuck jacked my bike?!

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>>77717131
Nigga, do you not know about the Great Dolomite?!

Where's my mother fuckin' benji greens?!

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WHEN THE FUCK AM I GETTING MY CHARLIE BROWN VN?!
This shit was already the original harem manga, a VN is the next natural step.

>>77723547
I'd play the shit out of that. You could get alone with Peppermint Patty and Marcie and they could do the scooticorn trick.

>>77724595
It's SCREWNICORN, bumperlips.

>Fuck you black bitches! Fuck you up and down and on your face...cause there ain't no thing like smackin' y'all across the face with my John Holmes while sippin' Hennessy, you Jew bangers!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1sq_fdq_Ps

Thread needs more Lee Hazlewood.

>>77722882
Now don't come back until you're a father!

>You wanna get high?
>Fuck yeah, but afterwards I ain't sucking no dick in the food court so you can have the money to buy yourself a hamburger at Checkers


>Yo, when you done I need you to suck some dick in the food court so I can buy a hamburger

MostOffensiveVideo is underrated

What the fuck is this shit? It's like an amusement park for autistic children.

>Abracadabra, fagnut! It's Peppermint Patty!

>The irony of "A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa" was that it was an accidental sociological experiment. It all began when we were going to a college that felt more like Eastside High in the movie "Lean On Me" than an actual college. Everyday during lunch, we would overhear the craziest conversations containing dialogue so extreme; no one would believe it was real. So we started writing everything down that we heard, from cafeteria rants, to even listening in on conversations near payphones. After six months and three notebooks full of dialog, we said to ourselves "What the hell are we going to do with this shit?" It dawned on us: why don't we overdub this deplorable dialog over the most wholesome visuals we could think of? Since it was around the time of the holidays, we came up with the idea to overdub "A Charlie Brown Christmas" simply as a joke, and to send to some friends on VHS as a video holiday card

>Our master voiceover specialist did the entire thing in one take live, performing all the voices directly onto the VHS tape as it played in real time. We did not have a computer, so we recorded it using an old VHS camcorder with an audio dub function. The original credits and titles were done on Mario Paint on SNES. After a week of writing and an hour of actual production, "A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa" was born.

>We sent the VHS out to about thirty friends, as well as some television producers. Little did we know, it got bootlegged across the United States; with demands for more overdub specials. We were looking for a way to upload the video online, but web streaming and internet speed was still an emerging science at the time. It wasn't until 2004-2005 when websites like YouTube and iFilm provided filmmakers with the ability to stream their movies online. With a heavy dose of Myspace social promotion in 2005, "A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa" got picked up and hosted by popular comedy sites like Ebaum's World, and it went beyond viral, racking up millions views.

>>77711511
Let's play Hockey!

>>77711805
>>77711805
>Not putting Jackie Robinson first

>>77717131
In the immortal words of Willie Dynamite, "I'd rather rape a watermelon!"

>Yo, if it isn't the Rotten Cherry, Corky, and Jolly Ben Jolly.

>>77726107

FUCK YOU!

>>77698322
Wasen't there a Charlie Brown movie where they're doing a boat race or something?

>>77726174
i gave you sauce last thread you greedy bitch

>>77726174
"Race For Your Life, Charlie Brown"

>>77726174
>>77726445
That's one of two movies I had in my childhood. The other was Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown. On fucking Betamax.

>>77706132
hey there's a new banner

>>77725683
You'd know. :^)

>Hmm, four dollars and eighty-three cents.
>How's it feel to be fucked twice? Once by me, and once by the motherfucking man?

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>>77704973

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I've been houndin' in a holdup for the Great Dolemite when I could have been beatin' on my Brillo pad for honkey candy. Halloween done fell out and I missed it!

YOU MOTHERFUCKIN' CHAIN DRAGGER! My fucking pussy farts sound like a goddamn trumpet, which is why you niggas call me Snatchmo, and yet I didn't get to show the Great Dolemite how I can play the motherfucking theme to the Green Hornet!

Oh stamp a bitch with justice! Instead I'm blankety bangs with a basshead in the wilderness. I could'a been slingin' rocks, and cheese woppies, and all the Willy Wonka shit. But no! I ain't holdin' that paper! You bilirubin branch manager! You fucked up my Halloween for the last time! AAUGH! You need a nigga transplant!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCCfnmcDcws

>Oh, that's Alex Rodriguez's restaurant. It already went out of business because everyone that went in there choked.

My sides.

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>>77727394
>My fucking pussy farts sound like a goddamn trumpet, which is why you niggas call me Snatchmo, and yet I didn't get to show the Great Dolemite how I can play the motherfucking theme to the Green Hornet!

Every time.

>>77727394
>>77727583
https://youtu.be/3zXx0ReqOOI
Impressive

Ayatollah you all along that shit was no good.

>Chapter 8
>be aware of the many black markets Muslims have to purchase slave children in Malaisea and Thighland

I got bigger titties to lick right now!

>>77716090
When the fuck did this happen?

Did it stay a thing?

P.S. AND BRING PLENTY OF BITCHES

.. ESPECIALLY THE WHITE ONES.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=244lEnO2-OI

You decided to charm me with your magic cobra, Habeeb?

>RING RING
Who dat is?

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>>77729102
>The suicide bomb is when I take a dump on yo titties and wipe them off with pages of the Quran

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7xFrJxdIBg

>>77727394
>I'm sure the Wheatstraw African-Latino Music And Recreation Thanatologarium has a Jackie Robinson book on clearance. Let's go read it and leave it.

EVERYBODY, QUICK!

LOOT WHAT YA CAN AND GET THE FUCK OUT!

>>77727394
There was this line about Sally swallowing a buch of alkasetzers and gargling on my balls....shit's kinky, would try at least once.

>>77729292
"You are so retarded you make Joba Chamberlain look like Ricardo Montleban!"

Harsh.

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>I got anotha mothafuckin' potato
They somehow topped "I got a rock".

How the fuck did you and dribble-lip get to the mall? I didn't know the AHRC delivered on the weekends

>>77725240

Lee mothafuckin' Hazelwood?!?

GREEN SLIME!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izr3Cidaz1M

>>77698322
Bitch by the way you grip that bat, you really are the natural.

>>77705527
I still think that's one of the best jokes they've done.

>>77727565

This has taken on a new meaning once the Cosby rape allegations surfaced

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>What the fuck is this? Nigga Stonehenge?

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>>77702599

>>77729292

Now what the fuck is that? The theme to the Super Mario Bros?

>>77731785

Lucy looks like one sour kraut.

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>>77729102
>I'm gonna have a miscarriage in the bathroom

>>77729292
>Friday Morning at 3:48 PM

I just now noticed that joke.

Fuck you niggalious

>>77717131
they're quoting some lame youtube series.

>>77733466
I dont get it, is it just how its PM and not AM?

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>>77729057
since the 1980's (just google peanuts wiki February 1980) , but they're like 8 it went as far as saying they liked(love in patty's case) each other and that Pig-Pen would ask her out again next Valentines.Poor girl...

>>77733735
Yea, the joke is she's on c.p.t.

>>77717279
That must hurt

YO MAMA SO STUPID, SHE THOUGHT TUPAC SHAKUR WAS A JEWISH HOLIDAY

>>77726476
Just bought that shit yesterday, can't wait to cuddle up and watch it.

>>77732519
Why you singin' about the sweat build-up on yo momma's asscrack?

>>77731809
>Nigga, you must have champagne dreams with malt liquor means, 'cause you ain't got catfish sandwiches that can compete with a chink at a rodeo

>>77733641
Now you can LEAVE


a complaint in the complaint box but I don't CHECK that SHIT

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>Yeah, who put the paprika in your Vagisil?

>>77733641
Fuck yo mama with the LA Raiders

Call the coroner, 'cause you're about to get moidered.

We gonna colorize these Easter eggs like Ted Turner rubbin' his sugar stick all over a print of Tobbery Turns.

>Last time I checked, there was a hell of mothers out there than there are niggers, you motherfucking nigger!

You really are the Other Sister.

>>77738570
>These eggs have yellow eyes, and when I flip them, they go away

>>77738570
COITANS for you Marcy, COITANS!

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and there were three kings: martin luther, don, and rodney.

martin luther was the smartest of the three. he preached equality, peace, and self-respect.
he was the good king.

don was a deebo who sprung on the wrong cat and got rickets from a stank poon on 125th street. he was a pumper-bumper who turned a trick on a skeezer named geroniho and suffered in drinking a case of natural ice while blasting diarrhea all over his crib.
he was the bad king.

rodney was a bull-dagger coochie-ripper who was geekin' on baking soda while flab-stabbing some hoe in the back of a hoopty. he did the jelly-donut to the mogul-trick while amadou diallo changed his name to amadou what-the-cops-tell-me-to-do.
he was the worst king of all.

and that's what kwanzaa is all about, charlie brown.

>>77725163
What the fuck is the Screwnicorn trick?

>>77737828

She's a child you sick fuck

>>77742019
>Wanting to fuck a fictional 2d character is bad

here we go again.

>>77723547
>Best End
A pic of Marcie happily making a trio of perfect omelettes in Charlie's shirt, while him and Patty kiss on the sofa waiting for her...

>>77742076

When it's a child, yes

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>>77742019

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>>77742019
>>77742955
>Implying I'm not speaking from the perspective of Charlie Brown

>>77723547

Wait, has one seriously NOT been made at this point? Fuck it, I'll make one if one doesn't already exist at this point.

>>77704973
FA NIGGA
BA NIGGA
TA NIGGA

NIGGA

>>77746570

Bitch, drop your motherfucking mortgage cause you be as sanctimonious as an applemuppet being reunificated by a carrotsnapper

>>77746706
I'll show you a carrot-snapper, bumperlips!

Purple haze, runs through my brain...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCi3t7Ufa2s

He's Cornbread
(Cornbread)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bWR1zfoALk

>>77747025

Do you have the song that plays at the end of Easter Nigga?

Sounds like some you husstlin' crackaganda you heard on the black Discovery Channel.

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It's time for this little mudflap to learn about doing things like getting his dick wet and how to terrorize those Jackie Chans down at the candy store.

I'm warning you, you Tookie-loonin' knucklefucker.

>>77745862
Nope. Remember to make a Marcie+Patty best end that's hard to get.

>>77746875
I'll shove my darksaber so far up her Princess Latoya that thunder and lightning gonna come down and conflagulate her three shades darker!

>You can slob my knob poo-stabber

This is now my favourite name for homosex.

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>of all da mothafuckas in the world, you da mothafuckest

>>77729292
Got the version with the Spanish subtitles
https://youtu.be/-DIhMQLzu9Q?t=8m18s

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>>77704973
>nignorance

Ok, that was pretty good.

>What the fuck you doing reading War and Peace?
>That's just the dust jacket. It's actually the Ko-ran

Almost missed that one.

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>You'll never give a girl the cream of wheat, and the Uncle Ben, then Aunt Jemima her in the face and use the bitch like a bowling ball

can anyone identify the Halloween costumes the gang dressed as? there was Michael Flatley, Dana Plato, Tattoo, Punky Brewster, and that nigga from Simon & Simon, but who else was there?

>>77706466
Second!