>I’m sorry to say that Poppy is going to be going on a brief

>>77671434
We wait, and we'll be patient.

>>77671434

He's going to focus on his porn now.

Good thing I just started reading this so I won't be starved.

>>77671495

It's a pretty short read, you can finish it in a few hours.

You'll starve like all of us

why is he so lazy

>>77671474
Don't speak for me, asshole.

>Prefers to keep reasons private
>Mentions it's not health related or dramatic
>Says he's still going to try to work on comic pages but the site won't be updating during the haitus

These are the facts. Time to get the rumor mill started.

It's not a death in the family because that would be dramatic and stressful. It's not another art project because he's felt comfortable mentioning before that Poppy needs to take a back seat to that stuff.

WHAT COULD IT BE?? Maybe he's getting married

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>>77671434

>>77671696
The Secret Service called him in for one last mission

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>>77671652
Yea well what the fuck are you going to go do? Let me guess go to tumbler and cry? Hahahaha

>>77671696
sex change

>>77671696
I bet somebody raped her so she's taking time off to recover.

>>77671807
Yeah this is pretty likely. Think morbi was wearing the fursuit when it happened?

>>77671807
>her
>she
???

>>77671857
>being this problematic

>>77671434
>supposed to be a "family-friendly" comic
>give the lead huge ass and hips

kek

>>77671434
I bet it was those fucking cat nipples, morbi swore from the start the comic would be for all audiences, at the very worst going into PG-13 territory (that confusing as sin dragon ordeal), but then out of nowhere BAM, anatomically correct cat lewds, and with them, the crumbling of morbi's ideals and motivation.

Regardless of how much 4chan he browses, of much weird but comfy monster porn he draws, deep down he's a gigantic vanilla not ready for our degenerate world.

>>77672889
>Regardless of how much 4chan he browses, of much weird but comfy monster porn he draws, deep down he's a gigantic vanilla not ready for our degenerate world.
This is true. Morbi posts on Something Awful now and is probably being indoctrined into their way of thinking.

>>77671434
So... Morbi will be having sex for an entire month?

>>77672889
Could be that he's going to go through and retcon all of the slightly racy stuff.

>>77672889
>>77672966

>The reason Morbi isn't updating the comic anymore is because he's going back to edit all his previous comic strips to be squeaky clean
>Poppy's hips will be slimmed down and there will be no more shots of her ass

pls no

>>77672966
SA isn't vanilla though. Why would they make him want to tone it down?

>>77673144
I wouldn't be surprised if the truth lies somewhere in your post, as morbi is no stranger to completely stopping one chapter in the middle of a critical moment, to start a completely different prequel one just to have some minimal continuity with said stopped chapter AND a major continuity with a subsequent one (instead of, you know, ending first the damn chapter and then tying up the loose end in the prequel one).

Maybe he's just visiting relatives for the holidays.

>>77673379
That's not a thing one would want to keep "private". Unless someone from 4chins is stalking him and he doesn't want to give away his location.

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>>77671434

>Another good webcomic is gone on Hiatus.


HOW MANY GRAVES MUST WE DIG

>>77671434
Who's MRANKIN? Does Morbi have an intern?

>>77672889
Cat nipples? I'm not all the way through this comic but i don't remember seeing this. Sauce?

>>77673379
I doubt something as banal would be kept in secret.

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>>77671807

Being reputedly the most feminine man to exist != being female, even if he's wearing a skirt.

My bet is that he's taking a vacation to meet up with family for the holidays, and have the ever-awkward "I see you draw fetish porn and MILF possum ass for a living" talk.

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>>77673576
Last panel, Mary's belly. Honestly it's the sort of thing you wouldn't even notice unless you were scrutinising every single page.
There's also that sketch he did of Poppy reading a nudie mag with a multinip cat on the front, but that's not really part of the comic.

Here is a crazy thought, but maybe he just doesn't want to discuss every aspect of his personal life.

>>77671434
Did somebody find the bodies?

>>77673811
That's kinda cute though.

Also that's really minute, like I would never have noticed unless someone pointed it out.

Besides who would scrutinize an animal webcomic where the protag's ass was emphasized a couple of times.

I'm gonna miss this during the hiatus though, the expressions are amazing.

>>77673811
Pretty sure that's a belly button, at worst.

Unless you mean the tiny little flecks under the belly button, which really don't look nipply at all.

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>>77673664
>"I see you draw fetish porn and MILF possum ass for a living" talk.

Oh shit, that bullshit has destroyed so many lewd artist in the past, the last one I can recall from memory being Stickypad.

>>77673569
just some rando guest art

>>77673975
Could be the start of your career though, provided your employer has the same fetishes as you.

>>77673975
I just tell people I'm a graphic designer, no one knows I make thousands a month drawing lewds of cartoon characters.

>comic isn't updating
Now it's time for the fanmade porn comic that'll somehow outlast the original

TIME FOR POPPY 'O PUSSY

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>>77674382
and how do you declare that on your income tax forms, anon?

>January 2010
>Made $543.99 from client "Xx[HermTauressGoldenPaw]xX" in exchange for graphic design work
>DEDUCTIONS/WRITE OFFS: $50 pass to Yiffcon2010 for business research

>>77674827
>taxes
not in my country anon, here I'm just a hobo with no incomes

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>>77674737

>It's about Mary getting into everyone's pants

>>77675039
Brazil? Lots of furry artists are from there I find. If you're not paying taxes on it at all though that sounds like a sweet deal, especially if you're getting paid in Ameribux.

>>77675393
not brazil but most countries don't declare taxes the way you guys do, your government is really aggressive about what you do with their money, in my country you only declare taxes for things you own, like a car or land, not for working (usually things you buy come with sale tax included). so if you don't own and land or car you don't pay taxes

>>77672105
How are these things related?

Hope things aren't too bad. We're rooting for you, Morbi!
>>77674827
He tells people that; the IRS aren't people, they're a branch of the government that you need to be on the level with or they'll kick your shit in.

>>77673975
Man. I was just wondering what happened to Stickypad the other day.
Anyone know the specifics of what went on there?

>>77675879
>the IRS aren't people, they're a branch of the government that you need to be on the level with or they'll kick your shit in.

Exactly. You quite literally have to tell the IRS that down to the letter if you don't want to get audited. They can get you even six years after you fail to declare something.

Make $1000 drawing a five dicked herm-taur shitting baked beans? The IRS needs to know about it, and if they find out you didn't tell them they'll charge you for their cut of the taxes you were supposed to pay, PLUS interest on those taxes, PLUS a penalty for not reporting it, PLUS an even bigger penalty if they think you deliberately tried to hide it from them.

There's a reason Joker shit his pants in B:tAS when he thought the IRS was after him.

>>77673975
i wouldn't worry about it that much, most artists who draw such things do so from a position of self-acceptance, with the firm knowledge that pretty much every human has more kinks than a shed a full of old garden hoses, but refuse to admit to themselves, let alone to others.

but yeah, holidays and so forth are probably the reason for it.

>>77676166
land of the free my ass! they literally are just waiting to put you in jail

>>77676166
this is, of course, if the IRS can keep track of whether or not you're alive, whether or not you live in the country any more at all, and other things that easily slip past their radar. But yeah, if you start declaring things for tax breaks, you're going to be under additional scrutiny, so you'd better be honest with your income declarations, especially if things like freelance art make up a lion's share of your income. after all, even with it as a supplemental income in addition to a day job, it's not like as an artist you won't fall below the legal poverty line in many cases anyway.

>>77676449
the states have a strong central government and an aversion to solving daily legal issues with bribery, so it does come off as stringent from an outside perspective. like, you can't just pay off a police officer for minor violations, speeding or other traffic things, and the like, and things like taxes are considered very important and are pretty well regulated (and intentionally confusing, so that it's hard to actually get the returns you qualify for without knowing a great deal about how the tax code works).

>>77671495
Read one page a week.

Wait out the hiatus in a sane manner.

>>77676508
There's only two things in life you can't escape from, death and taxes. The only time you could feasibly get away with not declaring income is if it's strictly cash from one person to another. If you're using paypal for commissions you're already fucked because paypal reports its transactions, and if what they say doesn't match what you say it's audit time.

Even with just physical cash changing hands, if you're a cashier and are suddenly bankrolling luxury cars because of your fursmut money, they're going to wonder what's up and dig deeper.

Did you know even if you're just exchanging SERVICES you need to declare the income you would have made? Like, if you're a plumber and fix an electrician's toilet in exchange for a free house rewiring, you're supposed to declare the money you would have made from your toilet job. Shit is nuts.

>gats makes some quality shiba art
>e621's retarded tagging system tags him as a female

>>77671696
Obviously work related. He probably got a contract to work on some new magazine that needs to be finished asap

>>77676099
Back when gamergate happened Stickypad posted some shit on his tumblr in support of /v/ and their retardation.

He lost a few of his tumblr followers.

He decided to leave Earth forever for no raisin.

Literally that was it.

>>77676786
>No, you can't tag this picture with two dudes jerking each other while french kissing as "gay". Use "male/male" instead.

Fucking e621

>>77673664
Some girls have penises, anon. Hasn't this comic taught you anything?

>>77677009
Wow. That's...that's not how I imagined him leaving.

He was pretty cool when I'd talk to him about art stuff, can't believe that'd make him up n' leave...then again, dude barely had any confidence in his work, despite it being pretty great. So I guess it's sorta not a surprise.

>>77673664
>My bet is that he's taking a vacation to meet up with family for the holidays
Why would he keep that a secret? No, it's something he can't talk about, so i'm betting work related. Probably contract work.

>I would prefer to keep private

Well, it's not other work he can't talk about then, otherwise it wouldn't be a preference.

I'm just gonna go ahead and throw my "FUCK" in the ring on this one.

Oh well, at least Tomo-chan hiatus is up tomorrow.