Ed Edd n Eddy thready favorite scams?

I still fucking love the cardboard city. The raft ride was pretty cool too.

>>77625425
The squirt gun one. It made for a great episode

>>77625526
Canadian squirt gun anon.

The Curse of Evil Tim

>>77625425
The cruise line if only for 88 Fingers Eddward.

>>77625425
>When Ed takes a bite out of the painted baseball

Looked so crunchy and delicious god damn

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>>77625802

The giant pancake.

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Chimp World

Flying Eduardo Brothers / Chez La Sweat

>>77625913
That one would actually have worked if the other kids didn't walk into the goddamn syrup.

>>77625425
>can afford dozens of baseballs
>never think of buying some actual ice cream

>>77626300
butter, sir.

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>>77626304
Are you seriously suggesting Eddy is the kind of person who would buy baseballs instead of finding or stealing them?

the one about going "up" until they reached the moon

>>77626394
Oh, right. It wouldn't make sense to skate around on syrup, its sticky.

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>>77625425
Ed's Quick Repair Service/Chez la Sweat spa.
The episode it's fun as shit.

>>77625578
Evil Tim was amazing
>What's the rock for Double D?
>MY FOOT!

The Monkey Boys. Simply a classic

>>77625425
The cardboard city. Attention to detail and lengths the Eds went to was incredible

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>>77626304
>Can't afford 75 cents for jawbreakers

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out of all their scams the thingamajig was by far the best product and biggest ripoff simultaneously.

>>77626890
I still don't entirely understand just what it was.

>>77626304
They get all their shit from the junkyard
>>77626886
Not even, Jawbreakers were only 5 goddamn cents.

Its sad that mostly everyone hated the Ed's. Keven flat out hated them, Sara hated them as well save for DD, Jimmy was too much of a kek to disagree with Sara, Rolf was on the fence, though he didn't seem to like them like much, Nass I guess tolerated them to an extent, and Johnny was the only one to who seemed to somewhat like them. Its funny, if Ed and Ed didn't exist DD might actually have been quite popular

>>77626964
Ed didn't do shit to make anyone hate him.
He was even friends with Rolf.

>>77626937
>No way to move the crane
>Nowhere for the prizes to drop out
Basically as legitimate as any other claw machine out there.

>>77626947
The jawbreakers were a quarter each, 75 cents for 3 of them.

>>77626964
Eddy was hated, Edd was considered fine when he wasn't with Eddy, and Ed was just the big dumb lug who was mostly harmless.

>>77626926
It's a nice accessory to go with your plumbus.

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(fuck yes EEnE thread)

THIS BUTT'S BEEN USED!

>>77626926
It was a thing, stuffed with junk, and when you pushed the button it would shoot out whatever you need at the time. AND IT WORKED!
>>77626964
Rolf saw them as troublemakers since they would often trespass on his farm and mess with shit, but he wasn't beyond being neighborly. Nazz liked them same as she liked everybody, she even invited them to shit now and then, but not to the point that she wouldn't get mad when they messed shit up, which they usually did.

>>77627132
So, he either felt someone else's swamp ass, or he felt that his hole was not tight enough to be fresh, right?

>>77627256

loose swamp ass

>>77627040
maybe it changed, Eddy says in the first episode that they cost a nickle.

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>>77627292
>You never got to taste giant-ass jawbreakers as a kid

Were soccer moms afraid of kids choking or something?

>>77625425
The time they tricked Rolf into sniffing Ed's shoe by making a giant bowl of cereal just to sell the point of a wishing shoe was pretty genius. Like why the hell would you even wish for a giant bowl of cereal? And then you built an entire town to sell your charade? How far are you willing to go just to scam one foreign kid?

>>77625732
Extra points for being a legit business and not a scam. Only fucked it up because of the Kankers.

>>77627410
I remember having a candy store in my town when I was younger, and they sold these big ass Jawbreakers for like $3 and I always wanted one, but my parents had a $1 price limit.

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>>77627410
Their actually much less of a chocking hazard than normal ones since they don't actually FIT IN YOUR MOUTH. Their not any better than the normal ones anyway, just a pain in the ass to eat.

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>no porn comic where their latest scam is a brothel but all they have is double D wearing mascara and girls clothes

>>77627498
>lick for 5 minutes
>hold under running water for 5 minutes to the next color
>lick for 5 minutes

>repeat until gum/candy core

There were actually a few times where I'd get through it without the water, though.

>>77627410
Jawbreakers sucks anyways.
You do nothing but licking it until it changes its flavor.

>>77627471
If I remember tricking Rolf wasn't a scam, edd felt bad for him missing his homeland and wanted to recreate it.

>>77627471
Well at least the Kankers got Eddy's brother in the end, so they finally left the gang alone. Also daily reminder that Ed saved the day

>>77627573
Well, Edd did. Ed just went along, but IIRC Eddy played a part as a merchant and tried to get some money out of Rolf as it went along.

It's even more impressive if they weren't doing it for money.

>>77627471
it was never about the money, it was always about the scam.
>>77627523
Double D would never pass for a girl, no matter how much makeup they used.

>>77625802
glad im not the only one

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>>77625504
Brother

>>77627729
For me it was the dandelion tacos.

>>77627498
Imagine using that as a murder weapon

>>77626618
EEE KOOKA DAH WAH EEKOBA DAH WAH!

>>77627780
I really want to say that actually happened once

how big is it in real life though?? like, to the approximate size of what object would you compare it to? not murcan

>>77627859
size of an orange

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>>77627859
>not murcan
then this may or may not help

>>77627859
Smallest is roughly the size of a 25 cent gumball.

Largest is a grapefruit.

>>77627859
it would make for a vicious madball

>>77626679
Did you see a flying comfortable chair?

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>>77627410
I did. You lucked out. Countless times that shit almost rolled to the beck of my throat. Nightmares for days, I can't bear to imagine actually chiking on one pf those things. Recently, I've seen them on the ends of sticks like lollipops, presumably because of the mountain of dead children.

>>77627556
Sometimes they don't anyway and taste like plain sugar flavor, yeah having a giant jawbreaker would be cool but the novelty would wear off really fast

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>>77627909
>tfw could barely fully grip a baseball single-handedly when I was younger
just imagine what face would I have made if I were told to hold one if those monstrosities once and then being informed it's not a weapon of mass destruction, but rather fucking candy

>>77625425
Hands down best scam episode was EdZilla.

The scam was to have the kids pay to see a monster. Then Ed loses his shit and fucks up everyone.

Went full monster movie mode the entire episode. It was great.

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The Creek Cruise was possible their best.

>>77628457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Rpx4xrUsbk

>>77625425
When I was young, I honestly thought the ice creams looked delicious and wanted to try one, even though I knew it would kill me.

>>77627689
>mfw I thought DD was a girl when I first watched the show.

>>77625578
Easily the best

Their UP business was good too, in that sense that it worked and everyone but Kevin enjoyed it

>>77627825
You ain't fooling me, bitch.

>>77628484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMzxOfjeVIU

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>>77625425

The Evil Tim ritual, partly because it's entirely about Ed summoning an eldritch abomination and because it actually works.

>>77627471

>Only fucked it up because of the Kankers.

Was there an episode where they get back at those bitches in a righteous way?

I figured if Eddy could pool in ideas from all the scams they do, it could end up being a horror-house death-maze type thing.

>>77631270
No, Eddy told them off in the final episode though.
I'm pretty sure being trailer trash that everyone hates more than the Eds is punishment enough.

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THATS MY HORSE!!!

>>77631512
They almost got their comeuppance with the reverse-psychology plot, but of course Eds cant have nice things and it backfires

>>77628484
>Edward
>One D

>>77627549
I ate off of a single jawbreaker for around 3 months once.

I at the whole thing by god. The whole thing.

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>>77625850
Actually considerd eating crayons that day

>>77631632

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOC0ig2Rk1g

>>77627643
Just watched this episode tonight, and Eddy charges Rolf a dollar to smell the wishing shoe. Then Eddy and Ed try to run off once Rolf is in the fake town.

>>77634440
Not to mention they try to charge him for the fresh eels afterwards.

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Jimmy's ice pops look so god damn tasty. Why the fuck didn't Eddy give em' a chance?

Imagine the Eds making an appearance on Shark Tank

>>77635516
Because it was Jimmy's plot, not Eddy's.

>>77635516
>Strawberries that huge

Fuck that shit about EEnE taking place in purgatory or whatever; I know imagine it takes place in a sci-fi future in which all food is genetically-modified to be humongous in order to feed the booming world population.

>>77635516
those are some big ass strawberries

>>77635516
they must have been really good for nobody to be upset that they stole their fridges.

>>77627114
>bring plumbus to the office
>gets stolen right from under your nose

>>77627689
>Double D would never pass for a girl

Most of my childhood says otherwise

Somehow one of their most successful ones was literally just having everyone watch Ed say cool phrases with cool gestures while wearing clothes from Eddys cool guy closet

>>77636027
Didn't they bring them out from the junkyard? Regardless, whoever's electricity they were running those off of is gonna be pissed when they see their bill

>>77635687
this. eddy is real insecure, so when jimmy came up with a better "scam" than him, he lashed out.

>>77636361
No, they needed working fridges, which they wouldn't find in the junk yard. So they broke into everyone's house and stole each of their fridges.

>>77626288
The true correct answer.

>>77631270
The reverse psychology episode had the Kankers on the run for a good 5 minutes before they figured it out

>>77626288

But Anon, the Eds didn't create the University of Missouri.

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>>77637235

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>>77635516
jimmy got so adorable in the later seasons, i want to hug him

>>77637235
+1

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>>77631270
The episode where Double D accidentally becomes the school bully

Coincidentally the only time they nutted the fuck up and stood up to them

The kankers were ambush predators, dont give them a fun target or a reason to kick your ass and they wont give a shit.

What would Ed Edd n Eddy be like post Big Picture Show if they continued on from where it ended?

>>77638182
theyd probably put on more legitimate business ventures

i cant imagine eddy would stop scamming just because people liked him, though. he'd probably just not be as malicious about it

>>77625425
As a kid, I always thought that paint was actually bubblegum or strawberry flavor and wanted a taste of it.

This shit got me to try a jawbreaker for the first time, I licked it for 3 days straight until my tongue was all scraped. Then when I finally got halfway through it started tasting like shit and I lost interest and threw it away.

>>77638198
Eddy has all the marks of a fine young venture capitalist: smarter friends, self-esteem issues and a dire, inexhaustible thirst for both wealth and validation.

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>>77627689
You fucking with me? Edd already makes up for at least being a cute fuckboi.

Goddamit, I really want a cute, dorky boyfriend.

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>>77635516
I always wanted one of these, although technically, I already have. You guys should go to Mexico.

>>77625504

The cardboard city was one of the only scams that was actually great and worked well but Johnny had to fuck it all up.

>>77625553
Canadians are weird.

>>77626679
*mucky boys

The rocket car

>>77638332
If you're a semi cute girl, it's pretty easy. Hell if you're at least a 7/10 it should be a cakewalk. Just go up to random lonely kid and talk to them or something.

>>77631512
>I'm pretty sure being trailer trash that everyone hates more than the Eds is punishment enough.
The Eds were pretty chill with them when they met them for the first time. Well, that until they went batshit crazy with the chores and the dolls.

But as the series went on they got crazier and much meaner too.

>>77638679
Anon, he's not a girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq2A-AYw4bE
Nobody likes the sumo episode?
Them trying to get to japan, Ed rolling up an entire sidewalk with his bare hands, feeding Jimmy to sumo-size. It was great.