Are you seriously suggesting Eddy is the kind of person who would buy baseballs instead of finding or stealing them?
Ed's Quick Repair Service/Chez la Sweat spa.
The episode it's fun as shit.
out of all their scams the thingamajig was by far the best product and biggest ripoff simultaneously.
Its sad that mostly everyone hated the Ed's. Keven flat out hated them, Sara hated them as well save for DD, Jimmy was too much of a kek to disagree with Sara, Rolf was on the fence, though he didn't seem to like them like much, Nass I guess tolerated them to an extent, and Johnny was the only one to who seemed to somewhat like them. Its funny, if Ed and Ed didn't exist DD might actually have been quite popular
It was a thing, stuffed with junk, and when you pushed the button it would shoot out whatever you need at the time. AND IT WORKED!
Rolf saw them as troublemakers since they would often trespass on his farm and mess with shit, but he wasn't beyond being neighborly. Nazz liked them same as she liked everybody, she even invited them to shit now and then, but not to the point that she wouldn't get mad when they messed shit up, which they usually did.
>You never got to taste giant-ass jawbreakers as a kid
Were soccer moms afraid of kids choking or something?
The time they tricked Rolf into sniffing Ed's shoe by making a giant bowl of cereal just to sell the point of a wishing shoe was pretty genius. Like why the hell would you even wish for a giant bowl of cereal? And then you built an entire town to sell your charade? How far are you willing to go just to scam one foreign kid?
Extra points for being a legit business and not a scam. Only fucked it up because of the Kankers.
Their actually much less of a chocking hazard than normal ones since they don't actually FIT IN YOUR MOUTH. Their not any better than the normal ones anyway, just a pain in the ass to eat.
>no porn comic where their latest scam is a brothel but all they have is double D wearing mascara and girls clothes
>lick for 5 minutes
>hold under running water for 5 minutes to the next color
>lick for 5 minutes
>repeat until gum/candy core
There were actually a few times where I'd get through it without the water, though.
Well, Edd did. Ed just went along, but IIRC Eddy played a part as a merchant and tried to get some money out of Rolf as it went along.
It's even more impressive if they weren't doing it for money.
it was never about the money, it was always about the scam.
Double D would never pass for a girl, no matter how much makeup they used.
then this may or may not help
I did. You lucked out. Countless times that shit almost rolled to the beck of my throat. Nightmares for days, I can't bear to imagine actually chiking on one pf those things. Recently, I've seen them on the ends of sticks like lollipops, presumably because of the mountain of dead children.
>tfw could barely fully grip a baseball single-handedly when I was younger
just imagine what face would I have made if I were told to hold one if those monstrosities once and then being informed it's not a weapon of mass destruction, but rather fucking candy
Hands down best scam episode was EdZilla.
The scam was to have the kids pay to see a monster. Then Ed loses his shit and fucks up everyone.
Went full monster movie mode the entire episode. It was great.
The Evil Tim ritual, partly because it's entirely about Ed summoning an eldritch abomination and
because it actually works.
>Only fucked it up because of the Kankers.
Was there an episode where they get back at those bitches in a righteous way?
I figured if Eddy could pool in ideas from all the scams they do, it could end up being a horror-house death-maze type thing.
THATS MY HORSE!!!
Actually considerd eating crayons that day
Jimmy's ice pops look so god damn tasty. Why the fuck didn't Eddy give em' a chance?
>Strawberries that huge
Fuck that shit about EEnE taking place in purgatory or whatever; I know imagine it takes place in a sci-fi future in which all food is genetically-modified to be humongous in order to feed the booming world population.
No, they needed working fridges, which they wouldn't find in the junk yard. So they broke into everyone's house and stole each of their fridges.
jimmy got so adorable in the later seasons, i want to hug him
The episode where Double D accidentally becomes the school bully
Coincidentally the only time they nutted the fuck up and stood up to them
The kankers were ambush predators, dont give them a fun target or a reason to kick your ass and they wont give a shit.
theyd probably put on more legitimate business ventures
i cant imagine eddy would stop scamming just because people liked him, though. he'd probably just not be as malicious about it
This shit got me to try a jawbreaker for the first time, I licked it for 3 days straight until my tongue was all scraped. Then when I finally got halfway through it started tasting like shit and I lost interest and threw it away.
You fucking with me? Edd already makes up for at least being a cute fuckboi.
Goddamit, I really want a cute, dorky boyfriend.
I always wanted one of these, although technically, I already have. You guys should go to Mexico.
>I'm pretty sure being trailer trash that everyone hates more than the Eds is punishment enough.
The Eds were pretty chill with them when they met them for the first time. Well, that until they went batshit crazy with the chores and the dolls.
But as the series went on they got crazier and much meaner too.
Nobody likes the sumo episode?
Them trying to get to japan, Ed rolling up an entire sidewalk with his bare hands, feeding Jimmy to sumo-size. It was great.