Good evening owls of /co/,
Bitches Love Frank
those flaming pedestals are some serious accessorization, damn
oh thank god, the back of this issue is full of villain profiles
Shhh, no worries about /co/, only Frank.
"Great Satan" jokes never fail to make me laugh
"fashion-forward new costumes"
ah, Rick, going in on the social commentary
Frank, if you could die any day...don't die drinking shit beer
skater punks still dress the exactly same as they did when I was in junior high.
I fucken love Rick's notes on all these guys
how many of these fucking guys did Scourge kill?
Ohhhh, that explains it.
also: 'he can melt through your mom'
Yeah. The grossest vodka flavor I've seen is menthol tobacco.
>Marvel has a Cheetah
On an unrelated note, VS threads should be banned. "Who would beat who in a fight" shit makes me want to find the nearest nerd and stab them until they stop moving.
"super-strength is as common as buzzing cell phones in a movie theater"
>The grossest vodka flavor I've seen is menthol tobacco.
that is ultra nasty
>Isn't that the purpose of vodka? Flavor it to literally anything?
which reminds me I think I've had some blueberry vodka sitting in my pantry that's been there for almost three years, I'm scared to check it
Okay, boob cone chick is 'Leetha'
oh my god the notes here are the best. ever.
I'm pretty sure it's an alcoholic-soaked ball of delicious
OOooh, is this heading towards confessional-booth-shootout? please say yes.
Considering what he wrote when he got loose for that one UA Annual...me too. Oh man, that Mojo annual was AMAZING. Mean as fuck.
I just checked the jars and none of the tops are popped out so they're probably fine?
Since I'm going to be snowed in most of tomorrow apparently maybe I'll finally getting around to draining them and then have some delicious flavored booze
Well he was used as a street level villain so it's likely he never got used to the full potential that Remender is after.
I've only seen him once, Spider-Man and Moon Knight team up to fight him back before MK had a proper origin
See, I love that Remender is all "Comic books, guys, this is AWESOME" instead of trying to make it ironic or shit.
I will! maybe I'll sweeten them into a liqueur-type thing, I have blueberry, raspberry and blackberry
the raspberry has turned an unappealing shade of brown but the other two look good
Exactly, Mojo stories should have some edge to them, and should be unabashedly topical to current events
Speaking of silliness and undead, that new Frankenstein movie looks like it'll be at least okay.
The trailers are desperately trying to make it look epic and badass, but it's pretty clear it's a dramedy that embraces the cheese.
>....And it's Franken-SCHTEIN!
Come on now, that is taking the piss.
Naw, I asked the liquor chick at my local Spec's "who the fuck buys this", and she said "smokers and ex-smokers"
Times Square used to be full of porn
oh true, it's just full of tourists and chain shit and glossy ads now.
A shame too, more people should know about him.
I think Civil War Punisher is my favorite hilarious Punisher
And suddenly I realize that I really want to see Osira come back. It's kind of disgusting that she only had a glorified cameo throughout all of Post-Crisis.
>people thought we were a joke
Why? You have dominatrix powers. That ain't nothing to fuck with.
YES! had to pageturn into that.
I think a Remender villains book would be great but way, way darker than Foes was
yeah, that's bullshit science beyond bullshit science
this is horrible and great
Comrade informs me that Turner D. Century IS INDEED a J. M. DeMatteis character :D
Can Ewing make America Chavez less insufferable? He can't go lower than having her call Shulkie 'puta'
I'd fucking kill for this Avengers lineup to ever be it again
Call me edgy or whatever, but in general, I don't really buy this whole "You're no different from me!" shit. Yes, Frank kills people, but said people are murderous scumbags who make innocent folks suffer before violently murdering them. Plus, Human Fly just cited the Scorpion and the Frog story. These assholes won't stop. There's no reformation to be had for a career psychopath.
So yeah, pardon me if I side with the trigger happy vigilante who's murder fetish is at least pointed at other monsters.
>It's the sort of thing a regular shitty teenager would do
RIght, but is she also being pitched as a regular shitty teenager, or is she getting Teen Jean'd
But of course the 'puta' was Joe Casey's sterling sense of character at work
the lesbian dimension was all Gillen
Gillen YA. Appropriately self titled "Style Over Substance". I hope you like Billy Kaplan wank.
Uhoh, I'm thinking of a number from one to Josman!
that page was such amazing memefodder
Irony can be dangerously revealing
>this nigga thinks he can threaten the Green Goblin
Look, say what you will about the guy, but he IS one of the big league villains, and you just don't talk shit like that. Learn your place, boy. Your boss Dormamu can do that, but not you.
FUCK, Remender pitched a Turner D. Century one-shot.
oh god teahouse
why was teahouse
Because some people don't grow out of their embarrassing middle school reading habits.
Why can't we have nice things?
BTW I don't blame you if you skip the previous few pages
I was watching TV when they first got Space Ghost Coast to Coast on TV, which is still a high point of "how the fuck is this on TV"
Doing what he does best, I assume.
That Punisher bit was probably the best thing in the whole show.
>Frank is just rambling on about criminal scum
>keeps driving faster and faster
>everyone in the back is scared shitless
>they all NOPE the fuck out of the van
Might've been the artstyle. And here I thought Mega Man gave everyone enormous feet.
I'm going the fuck to sleep early, good owls, we'll pick this up tomorrow wherein we are heading straight in to Frankencastle
Bridge was in charge of tracking down The Punisher and Cable for SHIELD. He used to work with he latter in a squad called Six Pack, because 90's