It Hurts!!

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>>77586413
>Dad best character
>Forgetting Mark

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>>77586413
Gob does it again
Also Pasqualo seems to be crying from his ear

>>77586619
he's just that sad, and/or dad fucked up his tear ducts.

The art is horrible. It looks like the work of an 8 year old who just began drawing this week.

The writing is shit. The attempted humor isn't funny in the slightest.

Why do you guys read this?
Do you guys read this ironically? Do you read this as a joke? Is this the new Sonichu or Tails Gets Trolled?

>>77586594
Mark is great, but nothing compares to Obtusangelo.

>>77586672
I started when all the hubbub started up on /co/ when Pasqualo broke up with Aurora and made her cry

It's a fun comic.

>>77586672
Is this the first time you've ever seen this comic, or are you the same person who posts this every thread?

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>>77586672
>>77586758
>tfw It Hurts threads have their own copypasta now

>>77586746
Oh shit, that was such a tense moment.

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Obtusangelo is the best person ever.

Better than that faggot hippie Jesus.

>>77586799
Its a good feeling. I feel like we've finally made it.

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>>77586799

>>77586838
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0huuSIvI7NK

>>77587445
Do your Tubsy voice.
Also, you previous rendition sounded a bit more natural. Or at least the cadence on it sounded more natural.

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>>77586413
>Dat fucking Allison face in panel 3

>>77587445
Reminds me of my own dad.

Not the voice but the words. Want to know the worst part about eating dog food? It's how it cuts the roof of your mouth. Guess why I know this.

You get so used to being treated like shit that the degradation of being told you aren't worth feeding real food to doesn't hurt anymore

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>>77587490
I missed not-dead Ally

>>77587476
Here's a random one

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ngsna8SgVs

Actually I'm just uploading the ones I did for that failed fan animation. That dad one was the very first one I finished, which might be why it sounds off.

>>77587509
That's sad as shit. You should go beat him up, and if you can't, work out until you can go beat him up.

>>77587584
I've been doing my best to avoid those pieces of shit since I was 18. Fuckers still had the nerve to beg me for money once I started making a little. Sister committed suicide, brother is a violent rageholic in prison on a rape charge, and I'm a dope fiend with a preference for meth. They always acted like they were somehow the best most selfless parents in the world.

Fucked up thing is I thought it was normal and that I deserved it until I finally realized just how fucked up it all was.

>>77587671
At least you didn't kickstart the apocalypse

>>77587445
>>77587584
Link me to that video where your voiced a sketch Gob did.

>>77587865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iarmkZtKAA

Took me a bit to figure out which account had this. I gotta make another video for the sketch I got for the second book.

>>77587671

Don't do meth, dude. There's help out there for those who want it. I hope your life gets better.

>>77586413
this was the best fucking comic page all year

Ally was cute as hell when she was alive.

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>>77590606
Do not sexualize the Ally!

>>77591345
Too late, Gob already did it.

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More best dad.

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>>77586413
>"What difference does it make?"

>>77589958
You are objectively wrong

>>77589958
>Obtusangelo spitting in Ally's face
>Better than Obtusangelo posthumously killing his wife with a tremendous fart released from his depressed cyborg son
Anon, get a hold of yourself man

>>77586413
man pre-apocalypse It Hurts was so fucking good

I mean I like monstergirls and the SHIT GETS REAL moments but pre-apocalypse is all pure gold

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I know It Hurts is not something we normally edit, but this time I had an idea and I felt I needed to spend a few minutes in Paint.

I'm sorry Gob, it had to be done.

>>77593719
Now that I think about it, I should have also made a panel after the inverted one that was inverted and with cracks on it.
Also one where Jenifer's face replaced the background would have been good too, but that might have been too much.

>>77593719
I don't get it

>>77587445
should be faster and more deadpan imo

>>77593824
I was about to explain the joke, but then I realized that by there being a need to explain anything, I have failed.
I will let this moment be a shameful reminder of my comedy skills for all eternity.

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I wonder where Trisssh and other monsters lived before the Apocalypse, was it hell or just a subterranean world popularized in 19th century literature?

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>>77586413
>>77586838
Pasq's "wacky horribleness" becomes somewhat tragic when you remember that it's a byproduct of being surrounded by friends and family who encouraged casual vulgarity and viciousness.

It doesn't really pop up until he interacts with people who aren't really "in on the gag" like Trisssh and Katie who make the mistake of taking him at face value, but still it's pretty sad.

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>>77594420
I am still astounded at how cute these two eventually became together.

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>>77595009
I'm really glad she survived the apocalypse
even though they're all going to die in order to begin the Hell Arc

>>77593652
simplicity > edginess

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>>77595058
>no Jenifer mixed in

>>77594420
You drew that?

>>77595136
>farting is now edgy

>>77595256
Murdering someone with a nuclear fart is.

>>77595267
Son, that's not edgy, it's fucking ridiculous. Edgy would be his Dad turning him against his mom in some monologue about hate and anger.

>>77595058
>>77595221
Which is weird, since the artist loves Momsqualo.
Not more than Trisssh, though.

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>>77595252
No no, my only fanart contribution was far shittier.

>>77595357
Oh, you're from the comment section. That place sucks now.

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>>77595548
It does, but I still go there to drop random comments from time to time.

>>77595618
Does Gob even interact there anymore? All I ever see is Amuro and that other boy that likes every single thing that Gob tweets, trying to grab attention with "lulzy" comments.

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>>77595725
If you ask a direct question, or even point out a mistake yeah, he'll interact, but these threads are the only times I see him show up to say more than one or two things.

>>77595769
is that supposed to be a request for the only time Pasqualo's dad might smile?

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>>77596364
Looks like it

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>tfw Gob inspired me to start my own comic
It Hurts shows that you don't need a masters in art to make a good comic, you just need a style and a joke.
Since I too draw at the 3rd grade level, I think I'm more than qualified to pull it off.

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>>77595548
Wait, what's this about comment section drama?
This is how I get my kicks.

>>77597483
>drama
Nothing as entertaining as that. It's just stale and boring, and "Look at me, Gob! Ain't I as goofy as you?" posts from the same 2 or 3 people.
Nice kitty, there. I want to say I remember your stuff, but I can't put a name to it.

>>77594561
Oh man I forgot all about Trisssh's thirssst.

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>>77597483
>>77597513
Flustered Aurora is best Aurora

This comic is underappreciated.

>>77598900
nigga, i think you're underappreciated :3

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>>77598707
happy Friday buddies <333

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>>77599439
I'm a dumb

>>77599439
>>77599464
>random Go outta nowhere
Have a good one gobby, better click your tally because you've made another new fan

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>>77599464
Happy Friday Gob!

>>77599439
>>77599464
Have a good day gob.

>>77599464
porn when?

>>77599695
Anon she's like a month old

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>>77599695
Now

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>>77599439
>Digimon Tri
>Jessica Jones
Happy Friday indeed.

>>77599741
The bestiality kinda ruins it, but still, sauce?

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>>77600983
Dunno, I saved out of one of these threads long ago.

I finally caught up with this series again after taking a long-ass break.
I'm happy to see it's just as great if not greater.

>>77586838
People bitch about the art, but it's gotten much better.

>>77601185
I agree that its gotten better, but its still pretty shit desu senpai

HEY ASSHOLES.
Didn't someone write, sing and upload a "It Hurts" little guitar ballad of something. Because I swear that's EXACTLY what happened. And now I can't find it.

>>77603873
Yes.

>>77603873
I have the file (not the writer) but not sure where/how to upload it.

>>77604102
Vocaroo lets you upload mp3s bud

>>77604136
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bnIih7xnYJ
Thanks anon, I'd not had occasion to use Vocaroo before

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>>77586413
Damn it I'm late to the party as usual.

>>77593719
It's not as good as the one where dadsqualo walks out, finds momsqualo, reunites with her, sleeps with her, breaks up with her, collects her spit, and comes back to splash it on Pasquallo. But it'll have to do.

>>77604385
> Splash it on
I mean Ally. God damn cocktits.

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>>77604385
>you'll never eat ally's haunches

>>77604415
There hasn't been nearly enough Mr. Jones lately.
Ally needs a father figure now more than ever.

>>77603873
>>77604102
>>77604136
>>77604186
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bnIih7xnYJ
Oh man, that was Egghead singing, right? That art was top-tier. I doubt Eggy ever dropped a link to a gallery, did she?

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>>77586672

Shameful. I'd never let MY pasta get this stale.

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>>77607224
I don't recall, I don't even remember what art was hers. If you got a piece, post it and I'll see if anything I have saved is in the same style.

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>>77607331
>If you got a piece, post it
I got squat, my dude. She's the one that was doing the Ally magical-girl guest comic. The one in "manhwa" style. She posted a WIP once.

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>>77607378
Don't think I got any of that anon, damn.

>>77607331
Check the fanart section on the site.
Looking back, even with the first-time artists, the fanart for the comic was way more diverse looking. Now it's all anime-blobs.

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>>77607481
Ah, THAT artist! Yeah, Egg was great. Yuri-Princess is pretty much the only regular contributor to the fanart section these days though, so yeah it ends up looking same-y.

>>77607631
I wouldn't mind same-y if it wasn't so blob-y, but yes, I get what you mean.

>>77607631
Egghead is a goddamn mess. She still occasionally posts on hotwheel's site, on /homosuck/, HSG in exile.

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Do people still do fusions, or did that fad pass? Never see those 3-way chart threads anymore.

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>>77607940
Dodged that bullet, then.

>>77607955
Is that Xamag?

>>77608708
no, pretty sure it's egghead's.

>>77607319
Undertale is trash.

>>77611991
yes but the fish is mai waifu

>>77612048
>Character literally disgusted by weakness
>Yet wants to go clamdigging in the worthless suicidal tumblrtrash because LEL LESBIANS SO CYOOT
B R A V O F O X
tho seriously undyne's prooty decent waifu material otherwise, probably the only char I didn't enjoy killing desu

>>77612107
>tho seriously undyne's prooty decent waifu material otherwise, probably the only char I didn't enjoy killing desu
She's so much fun to kill if you're doing Genocide, desu.
Not so much if you're still only Neutral, that is super depressing. But Genocide gave me the biggest hero boner when I fought Undyne.

>>77612119
Never bothered when I learned the best that happens is Alphys is implied to An Hero because of it.
Wanted to kill that hellspawn myself.
Also the u wuz spoopy ghostmen all along!!! is a hella retarded twist.

>>77612440
> True villain route
The only twist is you being literally retarded enough to play it like a grinding RPG

>>77612493
Not like the regular game is any fun.
Shit Sans looks like the only fight that's worth a damn and even that falls on LEL QUIRKY ENDING AREN'T WE WITTY

>>77612685
Dull the edge a bit, bro. It's one of the few games that plays the murderhobo trope in a straight fashion while not forgetting that it's a GAME.

>>77612805
>well not forgetting it's a game
how could it when it has to constantly remind you how ~subversive~ it is

>>77612685
I enjoyed the fuck out of both of the Undyne fights, and Asgore was fun as well. There were some other good fights but those were the three that stood out to me

>>77613126
The fact that you are so badly triggered showed that it was just as effective at influencing yourself as the people who enjoyed it.

>>77613229
>triggered
cool memes

>>77612440
>hating on Alphys

You poor, sad man.

>>77613244
> Oh shit he d-d-id it again!
> I-i wasn't triggered!
> I-i'll show him! I'll show him just how non triggered I was!

>>77613262
I'd probably be neutral on her if it wasn't for OH LOOK SHE CALLED YOU AGAIN AND SHE'S SOCIALLY AWKWARD ISN'T THAT FUNNY, OOP SHE WAS GOING TO DO SOMETHING HELPFUL BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY A DETRIMENT /AGAIN/, ISN'T THAT AMUSING during the hotland/core segments

>>77613360
I thought those were kind of charming. It's not like she can stop us, can she?
I hate her because she took mai waifu. I'll kill that fucking lizard.

>>77595221
>>77595058
Why is there no Ally?
Childhood friends never win, its just like my mogos.

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>>77613401
She didn't steal anything, she just likes cute nerds passionate about their hobby.

And fake as shit anime.

>>77613401
Their relationship makes no goddamn sense, other than LEL ANIME LEL LESBIANS.
Damn shame because Undyne was fun up until that point

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I drew The gang because it's been a while sense I've made fanart.

I love this comic.

So we know about Aurora's mother

I wonder when she will play a part

>>77586594
>not Tubsy