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This is not going to be pleasant
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The mighty lion of Asgard
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>Thunderstorm over Latveria
What has made Doom angry now
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>>77542407
>cold as jotunheim

Can this writer fucking die dude what the fuck is this absolute garbage
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>>77542429
>Roxx News
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It's raining elves

Hallelujah it's raining dead elves
>>77542463
>Cold as the home of ice giants
I don't see the issue
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You know Aaron you should learn a thing or two about subtlety.
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What kind of hospital does not notice a cancer patience walking out the back door?
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>>77542531
>Roxxor beer holographic man-hub for the roxx and jocks
Is that on a gay porn channel?
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Absolutely disgusting
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>>77542554
The one who is write by a shitty writter like aaron, god he remind me the typical shounen author like mashima who has 2 or 3 good story and when he wrote them people realize it isn't that good.
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>>77542582
>Sound effects blending with the background
That's nice and doesn't happen enough.
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>>77542407
Don't tell me, Mjolnir is preventing any cancer treatment fron working. Also known as: LITERALLY WHAT KILLED MAR-VELL
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>Elves
>Good guys
The only good elf is a raped elf
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>>77542357
I wish they didn't waste Dauterman on this shit.
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>>77542615
Well I suggest you skip over this page then
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>>77542617
Oi, the fuck you have against the Keebler Elves?
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>>77542646
They are elves
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>>77542640
Does Thor know about all this yet? Or is he still in the dark on who the new chick is?
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>>77542640
1) Holy shit, I was bullshitting. They're really doing that? Has nobody there read Death of Captain Marvel?

2) So does Mjolnir just not turn into a walking stick anymore? I feel like that would be much less of a pain in the ass.
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>>77542671
Still in the dark
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>>77542666
>Why change back at all?
>Jane Foster has work she can do

Okay, but why turn to Thor? Shit, give Mjolnir to somebody else whos worthy.
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>>77542407
Shouldn't Jane have had cancer for over a year? There was that whole 8 month gap before Secret Wars and 8 months after
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What the hell is up with those things on fire
>>77542677
The area is when Marvel cared about continuity is long past us friend
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>>77542456
>Germany just ordered up a hailstorm for the Netherlands. Must've been quite a soccer game last night.
Brutal
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>>77542687
You've got to be fucking kidding me, she stole his hammer like, 2-3 years ago at this point, and she never let him know? What kind of friend is that? Sure he'd probably be pissed and freak out, but knowing Thor he'd just want her to stop due to the fact that, you know, she's FUCKING DYING
How the fuck did she even get to the moon anyway
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>Insulting Odin in his own home
There was a time when he would bitchslap your entire realm for a insult like that, but sadly like many things that era is behind us.
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>>77542640
I'm finishing my studies of radiografy and this is so stupid, very stupid, form to talk about radionuclides , maybe aaron realize jane foster is retarded
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>>77542687

>"Not muh False Thor"

>"Evil Odin"
Oh boy. My spider sense is tingling
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>>77542711
>Youve only read comics for twonyears, but you still know more about Marvel history than some of its own writers

Getting into this medium was a mistake.
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Odin showing that nobody is outside the laws reach, not even his wife.
>>77542723
>How the fuck did she even get to the moon anyway
She was already on the moon,
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>>77542456

>Germany vs Netherlands was actually supposed to happen yesterday but was called of because they found a bomb at the stadium

If they hadn't found that bomb in time this page would be really weird.
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>The real Thor is gone
FUCK
>>77542723
>and she never let him know? What kind of friend is that
Also see it like this, if you fuck your best friends mother is that something you would tell them?
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>>77542758
I only vaguely remember the explanation, but a cancer patient was on the damn moon and was worthy of the damn hammer? I think a battle for the cowl styled story could have been really neat, at the very least. But leave it to Marvel to have a possibly great idea, and shit all over it
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I never get why anyone would put so many wanted posters on the same place
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>>77542371
Except for all the stupid, this page is actually a really good description of how going through chemo cycles feels like.
I like that it was made the first page and the narration feels "right". Now if only the general narrative wasn't "I could get rid of cancer but I won't"
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>>77542711
the fire things look like Fire demons from Muspelheim
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>>77542775

>mfw it will end by having proper thor call himself Thor Freyson from now on
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>>77542797
That's exactly what they are.
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So why is Odin being treated like such a dick here?
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>>77542778
>a cancer patient was on the damn moon
Asgard was previously on the moon, and she was there as she's the representative of Midgard in the council (as shown in this chapter). Asgard was also on the blue part of the moon, which has oxygen and is fully inhabitable by humans, so she just wandered outside.
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>>77542775
Now he's not even in the book, eh? Jesus christ
And I guess that's a fair point, I don't think I'd tell them, though I can't imagine I'd end up letting my mom get fucked due to some old ass man in a battlesuit whispering something to me
Speaking of, Marvel doesn't even know what Fury said to him, do they?
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>>77542817
Because muh patriarchy.
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>>77542407
>almost a year
>when we learned she had cancer she'd already had it for a while plus the whole months of pre-Infinity, Infinity and the Roxxon arc + 8 months timeskip + Secret wars weeks that she was in + another 8 months timeskip
>almost a year
Okay.
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>All elves are dying
But where is the rape?
>>77542792
And what credit that page deserves is imminently removed by the
>Who knew dying could be this much fun
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>>77542797
But look at them, one of them is on all fours and the other seems to be hanging upside down
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>>77542531
>falling apart on first page
>I'M GONNA DIE!!1
>welp, time to play superhero
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>>77542778
As you can see herelated in this book Jane is the Ambassador for Midgard on the Council of Realms, so she lives on Asgard.

Before Odin moved Asgard, it was on the Moon and Thor dropped Mjolnir in the Blue Area
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>>77542818
I just can't get over the fact out of all the female characters, let alone all the various characters in general, it ended up being Jane being in a weird, once in a lifetime coincidence.
They could have picked almost any other female character, and they went with a cancer stricken Jane Foster.
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>>77542791


Sure there's a lot of not Loki going around
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Nice fu manchu moustache Cul
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>>77542761
Holy fucking shit you're right
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this is actually pretty cool
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>>77542817
All father = PATRIARCH
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>I am Thor and I have cancer

Fuck. Stopped reading there.
You know, I'm generally okay with the "hero has to have weakness to be more realistic and to help the reader project) trend that's been going on for the past decade, but here?! They crossed the line and went too far. This is not something that sounds fun to read.
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>>77542856
Correct me if I'm wrong since I've blocked out most of Original Sin at this point, but does that mean Asgard and Fury's (or was it the Watcher's?) base were both on the moon at at least near the same time?
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I imagine you are going to pump up at least 10 000 litres of oil to be close to covering 200 billion dollars

But what do I know
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>>77542870
Yeah its such a change from how Odin and Freyja were written in that last arc of Agent of Asgard. Shame too
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>>77542899
Yes
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>>77542899
The watcher's base has always been on the moon. So yes Fury should be on it
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>>77542905
There's something really odd about a Dark Elf talking with a human in a serious discussion
Almost cartoony, in a way
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>>77542928
The Roxxon boss isn't human
He's a minotaur if I recall correctly.
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Motherfucker

Aaron what the hell are you doing, what the hell is with that beard on Loki? And wasn't he the god of stories or did I miss something?
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>>77542477
>>77542508
And just like in his whole Thor (GoT + v4 + this now) Jason Aaron treats extended Asgard lore and races as gruesome shock value material. Did the elves ever got to do something that wasn't being slaughtered left and right by oh-so-powerful-and-unstoppable Malekith?
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>>77542905

>Aaron

>In charge of sensible research

>Like having a company shrugging off the GDP of a entire continent

Trigga, please
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>>77542938
Fuck you, Jason.
Fuck you.
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>>77542938
Seriously?

That fucking beard?
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>>77542926

>Aaron's subtle writing

It's Loki.
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>Loki goes to visit his grandchildren and Thor interrupts the family meeting
Loki just wanted to spend time with the snake kids
>>77542928
Everything about Roxxon is cartoony, to the point where even Capitan Planet would call them a joke.
>>77542937
He is a human who got the power to transform into a minotaur
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>>77542677
>walking stick

Hahaahahahaha, next thing you'll tell me there's some guy that used to use this stick to become Thor! Ahahahahaha!
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>>77542909
>>77542926
Huh, weird that they never interacted, since I'm sure Fury would want to keep an eye on all those space-y god folk
>>77542938
He looks like he's got pubes on his face, jesus christ
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>>77542741
Yep. If you want decent story, write it yourself.
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>>77542938

Called it


Also, why does Loki have cartman's pubes glued on his chin?


>Feels good to be bad

HUR DUR, I WONDER IF HE'S FOR REAL
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>>77542966
Wait, that Deadpool PSA parody comic is canon?
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>>77542791
>"but the thunder is strong!", she yelled defiantly.
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>>77542938

And Ewing's entire run went down the tube or as it's also called IT'S NOT RETCONNING IT'S HOW YOU USE IT.
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>>77542998

Yeah all the parody deadpool issues are.
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>>77542938
AND

FUCKING

DROPPED
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>>77542974
They don't have to interact, Fury watches everyone, even you while you fap or sleep
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>>77542666
>Thor saves Washington - goddess of thunder protects America, saves astronauts
Aww, I expected the "Thor is a menace!" from Roxxon angle to continue
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>>77542822
>Speaking of, Marvel doesn't even know what Fury said to him, do they?
Nope.
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>>77542974
>since I'm sure Fury would want to keep an eye on all those space-y god folk
But he did, which is why we have this entire mess to begin with.
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>>77542938
I swear to god, this better be a trick by Loki. If Aaron is playing this straight, after everything Ewing did with the character, I am literally never going to buy anything with his name on it again.
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>>77542872
He's Odin's brother, Serpent?
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>>77542711
>where is proof
>proof please
Just like Russia in Ukraine!
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>>77542554
>>77542566
There's no impact for me here, it just seems exploitive of actual cancer patients. Especially since she turned down getting her cancer removed.

Maybe having cancer is like the make a wish foundation for Thor's hammer?
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>>77542791
The light effect in the first panel is really cool and I'm not sure I understand entirely how they even did it
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>>77543021
God everything leading up to and during Original Sin is a blank, at least Secret Wars has had some decent tie-ins and AXIS gave us Carnage Man and Superior Tony, but OS was just so bad
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>>77542640
Oh fuck you, the Hammer cures everything but cancer? Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit.

There a list of things it cures and side effects on the other side of that hammer? "do not use while nursing or while going through Chemotherapy" fuck you marvel.
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>>77543037
Yes
>>77543042
Such is the way of democracy
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>>77542357
so she said that she didn't want asgard to cure her cancer because she wanted to use earth methods and defeat it like a midgardian, but she states that earth can't help and shes going to die. Why not just get asgard to cure her and let her be thor???????????????
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>>77543100
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cancer
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>>77543117
My favorite part is that Aaron isbthe one who gave her cancer in the first place. He's the one who wrote that line. It's not like somebody else put that in, and he's just dealing with it.
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>>77543064
Honestly that's the only way I can figure Jane Foster is seen as worthy by the damned thing, she's been brave and stuff while fighting cancer just like all real life cancer patients (not to mention that her having cancer makes it "deep" and "powerful") that it proceeds to...continue giving her cancer/letting her die, I guess
Really the fact that she doesn't have a cure/hasn't been cured is just shit writing, but still
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>>77542938 Now, I can REALLY care less about whatever has Whor & Jason Aaron....

But Aaron you sack of garbage, You are now on the #1 spot of my blacklist in people I wanna punch in the face on my bucket list.
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>>77543117

Maybe she knows that the cancer is what makes her worthy? Like, willing to play Thor even if it kills her is what makes her worthy of carrying on the first place.

Don't take me wrong, that's retarded as hell but I can't see any other explanation for this shit.
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>>77543100
It's similar to what Deadpool has, cancer is part of his body and he would die without it because the healing factor would go out of control.
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>>77542938
For fucks sake Aaron, it hasn't even been a year
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>>77542711
>Queen of cinders
Surtr is also female now?
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>>77542817
he goes through bouts of dickery every now and again.

he's a norse god after all.
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>>77542938
>implying he isn't pulling an Emma/Namor on the Cabal move here

it seems obvious to me f.am.
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>>77543319
But Norse gods weren't giant dick, that's the Greek one trademark.
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>>77543294
Surtr is a king, so he is bound to have a queen.
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>>77543100
I agree. Mjolnir can even raise the fucking dead but it can't cure cancer? And before anyone asks, Thor doesn't revive people because he doesn't want to deal with Hel's shit.
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Since when this whore is worth it?, or all you need to be worth it is to have cancer?, hell, do people even need to be worth it anymore to have the power or thor?
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>>77543749
Mjolnir is broken.
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>>77542429
>Roxx News
>World's most watched
I call bullshit on that. It's just stupid
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>>77542872
>Asgard finally creates a Mjolnir Army

At last, they've taken their heads out of their butts.
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>>77542429
>Roxx news
as in Roxxon?
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>>77543952
They look like the hammers of Angrir Breaker of Soul
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>>77542926
is that Kid Loki's pet hellhound that turned on him?
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>>77542554
It's not a prison, in fact if a cancer patient wants to walk around a bit, most places encourage it.
So far, the description of what cancer is like is depressingly accurate.
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>>77543981
Well Cul was always worse at pretty much anything Odin did. So glamming up some of his old failed hammers was probably the best he could do.
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>>77543006
worst case scenario, this really is evil Loki, but after the run ends Ewing or one of his friends has a scene where Storyteller Loki confronts this Loki, identifies him as King Loki, and puts him back in the staff.

That or it's just a random Loki that escaped battleworld
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>>77543064
That's the impression I get, that beneath several layers of denial she realizes that the cancer is the one thing tipping the 'worthiness' scales in her favor
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>>77543153
There was an explanation i heard, that since at some point i haven't read, odinforce ran out and thor had to make his own odinforce to recharge mjolnir, it now judges people based on what thor thinks is worthiness. And since Thor thinks Jane is pretty worthy, what with the "fuck magic I'll fight cancer without cheating" and stuff, that's why she's worthy. And the thing Nick Fury told him made him see that he was a hypocrite in some aspect or another and so he stopped seeing himself as worthy.

Plot holes: the hammer of Thorr wouldn't be affected by this change of odinforce so he shouldn't have been able to carry it, as he'd still be viewed as worthy.

Another interpretation: Thor dated Jane for so long that she changed his view on worthiness and stuff a little, so now he compares worthy people to her, that's why she's soooo worthy that she can make the hammer do things Thor couldn't get it to do.
>insert masturbation/handjob comparison here
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>>77542817
he's been a dick in the majority of his appearances since escaping fighting whats-his-face for all eternity and seizing the throne back from Thor
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>>77542596
>You shouldn't work for Roxxon because their space stations are attacked by elves
Um, yeah sure.
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>>77542817
He was pretty cool in Thor: GoT. Even prayed to his son as Gorr's Godbomb was slowly killing him.

I guess Aaron just decided he'd be the patriarchal straw man of his story. What a hack.
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>>77542617
>The only good elf is a raped elf
You're sick
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>>77544183

Roxxon is an evil megacorp and the main antagonistic force of Spider-Man 2099's world
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>>77542617
The only good elf is a waifu elf.
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>>77544183
Elves has been terrorising humans sense the beginning of time
>>77544184
Could just be editors
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Okay, I think that Aaron has generally been one of the worst writers on Thor. His character assassination of Odin and Thor have been just cringeworthy.

But Aaron is a very simple writer. The dark rogue pretends to go back to the dark side to infiltrate the evil group is cliche as hell. The tension of "did he really do that?" is easy to string along for a few issues, and then the big betrayal makes for a good splash page moment.

It's obvious to absolutely everyone that Loki is lying here, as he do.

But god, that pube face is disgusting.
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>>77544250
I thought that was Alchemax
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>Gods are slaves to what people expect of them, including their fellow gods
>Loki had to kill himself three times and each incarnation suffer terribly just to get even a temporary respite from being a one-note backstabber
>Thor just put his hammer down
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>>77544292
I could have sworn they'd merged by then but I looked it up and it turns out they didn't. never mind.
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>>77542849
What's with your obsession with elf rape?
Seems oddly specific
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This man is the only other wielder that matters not her not anyone else
We need BETA RAY BILL
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>>77544376
>wanting tumblr meme horse
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>>77544310
Thor is half titan so it's different for him.
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They should've just left Odin dead, he was better off fighting Surtur in a never ending afterlife loop, than this bullshit.
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>>77542634
Imagine him on Hercules!
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>>77542905
Yeah, for a greedy evil capitalist Dario isn't very smart and wastes resources con crap that endangers his business and attracts attention from SHIELD/Superheroes.
The Red Skull was a better CEO for Roxxon than him
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>>77544493
agreed a thousand times 'odin is being a tyrannical dictator but no one stands up to him because he's odin' is such terrible writing but they keep playing that card
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>>77542938
What.the.fuck

Okay I was one of the people who liked this new thor But he just made loki evil. You know how much pain I had to go through to get my has of each copy of Loki agent of a shard. How much I had to wait to see if he was going to be reddemed. Actually using my brain to understand all the philosophicalstuff, and finally FINALLY being happy that he was more then thor evil brother. And that bitch just flushed it down the drain. This better be a trick or I swear to fuckin go I will bomb his mother fuckin office and kill all his loved ones in front of him
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>>77544493
Fucking fraction
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>>77544338
Elves are only good for raping. It's a meme. Lurk more.
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>>77544560
I'm still pissed at how Fraction screwed over Don Blake, could have just let him and Jane open up a practice in broxton and finally end up together. But no, gotta chop his head off and turn his body into a one shot monster that would never be seen or referenced ever again.

That whole fucking run is hot garbage.
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>>77542822
>Speaking of, Marvel doesn't even know what Fury said to him, do they?
According to Brevoort, only two people know. Jason Aaron and Wil Moss.
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>>77544184
god, I wish i had a time machine so i could go back and read this for the first time again.
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>>77544478
He's half elder god.
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>>77542357
Thanks for story time OP!

I actually thought Aaron's first Fem Thor was okay, but this wasn't good at all.

It's one thing to go and do a female Thor. Its okay to do stuff that's new reader friendly. But he's just all over the place here.

Look. Actually, this is the second time the all mothers were thrown in jail. I guess Aaron didn't read Everything Burns? Cause Voltstagg through all three all mothers in jail. It isn't that new. But also, lets be real, there is very little evidence aside from Fractions run that the Freya was co-ruler with Odin. I say this because Aaron's Freja really was in some sense treasonous. She's stepping way out of bounds. Unfortunately, Cul was right when he was all "what would Bor have done had Bestia been so out of line."

However, Aaron is making Odin out to be a terrible person, and this is just insulting. He had to make Odin terrible because he can't get around the fact that Odin has known Jane foster sense Jane was Don Blakes nurse, and eventually came to approve of Jane and her relationship with Thor. There is 0 reason-- 0 for anything Aaron has written to happen like it has happened. Odin knows Jane. And likes her in as much as a father would like the woman who is favored son loves dearly. Jane attempted to provide medical assistance to Gaea (Odin's baby mama) when she was dying in Sifs Journey into Mystery. He likes Jane. He doesn't care enough about humans to cure a woman of cancer against her wishes.

Had she told Odin and asked him to not reveal it to Thor he would've done so and not cared. You could cut all the drama. This makes no sense beyond the whole "elves are attacking thing" which I'm fine with Aaron doing even though he already did this story arc after god butcher.
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>>77544184
He'll probably try to walk it back later on as Odin having being under some kind of corruption by Cul since fear itself or some such bullshit.
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>>77542938
>God of Lies
>not God of Stories
Oh well. And here I was actually kinda enjoying it up to this point. You almost did in, Aaron. You almost got me to pick your book back up.

But nope.
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>>77544717
Fraction did what?

I knew that the man was posion, but not to this degree.
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>>77544184
This. Its upsetting. Its way out of character. And its amazing that Aaron would hinge so many plot points on this aspect of the story.

>>77544859
Well, I think Aaron will just have Loki play one of his games within games kinda things.

Now Thor has just disappeared? I hope Aaron has a good explanation for this.
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>>77544717
With the exception of the Galactus arc, it really was terrible. The all-mothers were still the worst. But it was terrible. I actually re-read it like 3 months ago just to go back through Thor again. And it was just bad. Not even a bad Thor comic, just bad writing.

>>77544929
Yeah. Donald Blake was seperated from Thor and kinda depressed/upset he wasn't special anymore. He was complaining to Enchantress about this so she had sex with him, gave him an apple that empowered him and caused him great pain, cut his head off and Blakes body, sans head, became big humanoid monster. She had sex with him while donald blakes head was forced to watch (implied). I think Blake's head is currently asleep in a dream world with those dream monsters that she freed as part of a way to take over asgard.

It was very bizarre.
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>>77543294
Surtr travels around to look for his realm, while the Sinmara the queen stays at the castle doing government stuff.
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>>77542582
>A bunch of characters that have experience on stopping such objects....
>Density control, magic, energy manipulation
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>>77544184
>we will never have a good thor book as good as this again

why live
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>>77542582
I thought Ms Marvel was with the ultimates?

And honestly, Thor needs a power boost. I love Thor more than superman and think Thor shoulda been able to stop that mid air and set it down superman style. Very missed opportunity by aaron.
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I'm liking this more and more.

It really helps if you read Aaron's run on Thor before he lost the hammer and Angela's books. Aaron, Ewing, and Gillen have been setting the War of Realms up for a while now, and there have been a lot of clues and foreshadowing sprinkled around.

>>77542938
Loki is still the god of stories. He's playing them, just like Emma Frost and the Cabal. But yeah, that beard is a fucking joke.

>>77543042
>Just like Russia in Ukraine!
Actually it's referencing the Senate scenes in star Wars episode 1. Go back and watch the scene when Amidala finally gets to present her case to the Senate. It's nearly word for word.

>>77543294
Nope. Angela stole the new heir to Asgard, Laussa, because the kid had been possessed by Surter. She tried to purge the infection, but the ending of Asgard's Assassin heavily implies she didn't get it all. Also, Malekith was pulling her strings the whole time. So, where is Laussa right now? In Asgard, presumably near Odin, since she's his kid, after all. Maybe she's manipulating him even though she's, like, four. Or Cul could be manipulating him.

>>77544094
I don't know what Fury said either, but I have a clue. When Jane first got the hammer, she said "it called to her", and when she first flew to Earth, she said, "you knew where to go.....Mjolnir.....are you alive?" Fury wasn't talking to Thor. Fury was talking to the hammer.

>>77544184
> Aaron just decided he'd be the patriarchal straw man of his story
Have you noticed Odin's been acting different ever since Loki released him from exile in Original Sin? He told his kids that he loved them, and he's been going off the rails more since then.
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>>77542849
When did they also change comic book Heimdal black?
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>>77542758
>>77542775
>>77542849
KEY POINT OF BULLSHIT HERE!
Heimdall has no Oath to the All Father beyond general honor, in the Galactus seed arc he showed he was willing to question and almost raise arms against Odin when Odin was up to questionable shit, he only stopped as he could see the future and saw what would become if Odin's plan did not go forward.
So ether Aaron is writing Him out of character or Heimdall knows for a fact that Odin is currently in the right.
And regardless, if he sees Elves dying why the fuck doesn't he confirm such with the congress? Surly he can see them discussing whether it is actually taking place or not.
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>>77542582
>Iron Man, Vision, Dr. Strange, and Captain fucking Marvel can't stop it together
>Jane stops it alone

God damn it Marvel
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>>77542566
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>>77543409
Actually Odin was a not very trustworthy god. He may be even a bigger dick than Zeus.
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>>77545392
For all of this to work you also have to assume that he can't observe Mjolnir flying away from and to Jane's room or hospital, since he's supposed not to know who Thor is.
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>>77545392
Odin is the king of Asgard, the only king of Asgard, and he is also the object of their religous devotion. All Asgardians serve Odin.

Also, in Mighty Thor (what you are referencing) that happened, but more to the point, Odin said I'm so strong I can destroy you with one finger so if you think you're so tough I dare you to get up.

But Odin's right because he is right. The all-mothers have litterally done nothing. During the all-mothers reign, Hela did more for Asgard than the all-mothers. Freja let her sister almost destroy asgard. Gaea, who may be more powerful than Odin, was just standing around not doing anything, Freja got deposed. Literally their best decision was calling Odin in to stop surtur. That's their crowning achievement.

Of course Odin is right. Did Odin ever get deposed in a cannon comic? No. Only Freja. She's whack.

>>77545400
You know the world is on its head when someone jobs to Thor.
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>>77545377
They didn't, he is not, he has shimmering stars and galaxy's over his face.
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>>77545377
Are you blind?
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>>77545463
Some kind of way Odin can't see it either? Odin doesn't know that he's never not seen Jane and Thor in the same place?

I want them to do one of those "oh she must be under the covers" routine. Thor is flying around asgard. Someone comes in to give jane some food, "jane? Jane? (sees covers pulled up and a lump in the bed) Oh she must be sleeping.) we are approaching that level of incredulity here.
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>>77545558
He looked quite black to me in this pic
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>>77542463
If Thor Odinson had said that line you wouldn't have even raised an eyebrow. I'm not defending Aaron's writing in some of those issues last volume (whatever one had the didactic speech about feminism being a four-letter word and the girl power shit being the most egregious example), but shit like that line would be fine with most people on this board if the context was different (i.e. not JaneThor).

Plus, you can easily identify casuals who only pay attention to Marvel storytimes by their wholesale dismissal of Jason Aaron, who has written some of the best creator-owned comics of the last decade.
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>>77545678
They turned him into a spaceman
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>>77542593
Jesus Christ, is English your first language?
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>>77542357
The tears off this story taste so sweet
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>>77542371

Fuck I hate needles and shit like that...fuck cancer
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Has Ms Marvel been storytimed?
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Surprised this and Spider-Woman got story times before Ms M.
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>>77543001
Is there something wrong with that?
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>>77542938
Aaron this better be a fake out, or you're gonna be in deeper shit than... I dunno. Does anyone have a good simile?
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>>77542357
I liked it
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Eh could be worse, still pissed about all the strawmaning and pushing Whor. Why can't we get a Thor book too, why get rid of him altogether?

Odin being a crazy misogynist is stupid, Odin has always been a dick, but he has never been a madman dictator. He has always cared for his family and would never arrest his wife, it just reeks of agenda. I can't wait to get off this crazy ride and have the awesome cool bro, Thor again.
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>>77546609
His wife has never openly betrayed him either
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>>77542456
Why does Storm (or at least anyone that knows anything about weather) not care about this? Messing with the weather like that is basically a declaration of war the the sort of thing that gets multiple storm gods angry.
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>>77547492
Because the only Gods who matter in Marvel are the Greek's and Asgardians

The Asgardian storm god is MIA and I'm not even sure if Zeus is alive.
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>>77543409
Odin tended to be Loki's partner in crime. Loki of myth may not always have been evil but everyone agreed he was a dick.
He prettymuch stole the mead of poetry in what had to be 15 different kinds of bullshit not limited to claiming he deserves some because the guy's brother said you could have a sip.
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>>77542849
>>77545392

Why does she even need Bifrost when Mjollnir can teleport to wherever, whenever , and to any dimension she chooses to go?
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>>77542938
I don't know why so many people believe this. It's fucking Loki. The thing that suspends my disbelief more is the fact that any of these people are stupid enough to trust him.
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>>77542938
>And wasn't he the god of stories or did I miss something?

No, you didn't. Maybe he still is and hopefully plans on "telling a story" where the dark council loses...
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>>77547967
Maybe she needs more practice with it. It's not like Thor could this from day one.
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>>77548110
But none of them trusts him
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>>77548274
They let him talk. That is entirely too much trust in Loki to begin with.
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>>77542938
So this thing shits on Ewing but also Young Avengers right? It actually makes Kid Loki more right than ever and his victory much bigger.

Gillen was right on killing Kid Loki. Imagine this shit happening to him instead.
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Why doesn't she just not change back to Canthor? Wouldn't that solve her problem?
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>>77543353
Makes sense too since his mother is in prison and his brother is gone so he will probably use the council to confront Ofin in Asgard.

Also murdering Whor means nothing since he doesn't care about her, Aaron and Ewing said Loki doesn’t like her.
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>>77544066
>>77542938
>That or it's just a random Loki that escaped battleworld

Might be that one in Thor & Order: Hammer Victims Unit.
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The art is pretty good but man, this is mediocre and I can already tell shit will go like this:
>the secret Fury told Thor is going to be underwhelming.
>Jane reveals her identity to Thor.
>Loki was just pretending to be bad.
What would make this story all the more terrible would be Jane beating Odin in a fight.
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>>77542687
man which was the last time Odin wasn't portrayed as a total asshole? Straczynski's run, is the last time i remember him not being an asshole, I'm getting really tired of him being a villain
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>>77549640
Loki. The contrast was ridiculous.
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>>77542872
wait Serpent is alive? i thought Thor killed him in fear itself
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>>77549710
He came back during Original Sin.
Also, I take it you didn't read the previous volume.
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>>77542566
why is she worthy again? she abandoned her husband and child for some sick baseless hope of stealing Thor from Sif.

So you get cancer and all the shit things you did are instantly forgiven? if the Red Skull got Cancer and refused to die, would he be worthy as well?
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>>77549745
I kinda have a huge void between the end of Fear Itself and the beginning of the Godbutcher, so yes i probably haven't read it
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>>77542775
>if you fuck your best friends mother is that something you would tell them?

Did it give me super powers? If yes, then yes.
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>>77549812
Didn't Red Skull had cancer at some point? Did he already tried lifting Mjolnir? He may already be worthy for all that we know.
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>“When I created Beta Ray Bill he was created with a history that I felt would give him the qualities needed to pick up the hammer,” explains Simonson. “He would be worthy, but he would also be a warrior; he would have need of that kind of power.”

man i miss when you actually had to work to be worthy, remember how Thor had to went through a training period that covered almost all of his childhood and teen years? and how Bill was able to lift the hammer because beside being a warrior and a good person, he also HAD THE FUCKING FATE OF HIS ENTIRE SPECIES ON HIS BACK
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>>77542872
wasnt he like, super powerful?
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>>77550642
Supposodely as powerful as Odin himself. Thor only beat him because of Prophecy.
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>all these mysogynerds crying about FemThor

enjoy being on the wrong side of history, again.
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>>77542593
Writing one terrible book doesn't make you a shitty writter. Jason Aaron's indie work is top class.
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>>77544429

>Not liking Beta Ray Bill

Ironically enough, with your mention of Tumblr you seem to be the one memeing.
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>>77550720
actually his work before this was good to decent which makes it the more infuriating how bad this is, Godbutcher was actually good, his run of Hulk was fun as hell, and is run in Ghost Rider and Heaven's on Fire is one of my favorite GR books ever, i guess his Wolverine was kinda meh but i never being a wolverine fan to be honest.
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>>77550927
>actually his work before this was good to decent
Aaron has always been an incredibly hit and miss writer. When he hits, it's fantastic. When he misses, it's awful.
>Southern Bastards, Astonishing Spider-man and Wolverine, Thor: God of Thunder (sans Malekith arc), first half of Wolverine and the X-men, Ghost Rider, Scalped
All amazing
>Original Sin, second half of Wolverine and the X-men, Malekith arc of Thor: GoT
All awful. Aaron is fucking FANTASTIC at going full on metal. He is, however, terrible at mysteries and anything requiring even a modicum of subtlety.

That man just can't do subtle or mysteries, but keeps insisting on doing it anyways.
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>>77545776
You know why it wouldn't be out of place for Thor to say that? Because he actually talks like that and is familiar with the place. With Whor she's just doing some half-assed imitation that isn't even really that consistent. It's fucking terrible dialogue.
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>>77550927
>Godbutcher was actually good,
hAa ha no.It was senseless character wanking.
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>>77551215
it was fun, it was in character, introduced a great villain and did an interesting concept that hasn't been done with Thor before.
It may not be one of Thor greatest stories but it was certainly better than all that it came after it
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>>77551215
>senseless character wanking
you are going to need to elaborate on that because i don't see it
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>>77551321
I don't like it. Enough said. Also, since when the fuck was he an actual god? He's always been just an alien.
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>>77551306
>did an interesting concept that hasn't been done with Thor before
While I agree with you on your other points, most of that run was curbing pretty heavily from Jurgens' run.
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>>77542938
status quo is cancer to comic books
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>>77551356
>I don't like it. Enough said.
Then you're basically just shitposting and can therefore fuck off.
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>>77551356
This isn't the MCU, anon. No matter how much shitposters insist it is.
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>>77551306
>It may not be one of Thor greatest stories
It is tho
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>>77551356
>since when the fuck was he an actual god?
since fucking forever, Kirby and Stan run never erased the mythical part of the characters, it just made that others perceived them as aliens, other runs leave very clear they were gods, the whole Ragnarok arc worked on that, Straczynski's run literally used the god part to bring the characters back from the dead, only the movies and some Alternate earths like Earth X completely erased the god part out of the characters.
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>>77551435
it has a lot of competition though
I still liked it a lot.
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What the heck is it with you people and actually liking shitty teen tumblr memelord Loki. Yes the beard is fucking awful but Loki returning to his proper classic role of villainy is about the only thing that could save this shit pile for me. Gotta love the lazyass cope out for why Thor isn't present.
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>>77551502
>shitty teen tumblr memelord Loki
Do you even read comics or do you just come here to shitpost? Because Journey into Mystery and Loki: Agent of Asgard were both fantastic and among the best books that Marvel has put out in the past 5 years.

Here's a better board for your shit taste:
>>>/trash/
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>>77542938
I knew it was inevitable but I'm still sad
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>>77542938
>This many people biting the bait
Damn sheeple, wake up. Its a fake out
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>>77542640
So I guess that theory on what Nick Fury said to Thor is dangerously close the truth, eh?
"Thor will kill Jane Foster."

Still fucking retarded. I don't like mysoginist Odin, I don't care for fucking Malekith "now that he was in the movie he has to appear every single issue", and I don't trust they will actually keep Loki the way AoA left him.
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>>77551755
>expecting this book to be anything but trite and obvious
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>>77551675
Yeah I read comics, especially Thor. In fact I own a Journey into Mystery 85. Sorry I prefer prefer my Loki to come from the Silver and Bronze age of storytelling then then this modern age of out of character bullcrap. Kid Loki in JiM wasn't bad but Gilleon ruined that all in YA and it continued in AoA with King Loki being hte only enjoyable thing about that book.. I hope I never have to endure Verity again.
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>>77550927
Cool, so we're in agreement then he has not a shitty writer which is my point.
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>>77542508
Jotunheim isn't particularly cold OR hot, it's just where the jotnar live. *Niffleheim* is the realm of ice, cold, and winter.
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>>77542544
>how the hell can something move THAT fast?
>when you're in space where everything is zipping around at arbitrary speeds
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>>77542463
>>77542508
>>77551950
MCU synchronicity. They live on a winter planet in the MCU, they now live on a winter planet in 616. They just need to fully recognize that Thor or the asgardians have never been gods now and have always been aliens.
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>>77542554
I think you grossly overestimate the security and supervision at medical facilities.
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>>77542817
Odin did numerous dickish things in actual Norse mythology. Not quite on the level of the shit Zeus pulled, but by modern standards he'd still be quite the asshole.
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>>77551321
>>77551306
because to hype up thor he made all the billion of other gods and hundreds of millions of skyfathers completely and totally worthless and useless .
Even when they worked centuries to build a bomb, no, it was useless because only Thor can be useful in this book At leas t they're gonna fight the warcreatures? nope, just feeding them, only thor can be useful.
Heck, even skyfather thor fell victim to it, being a useless piece of shit until avenger thor got to the future.
And what of iron man warning asgard? or the librarian discovering the truth? Haha nope, only Thor can do anything important in this book.
At that point it even fails to properly hype thor, because he's just the only character who isn't a useless piece of shit.
I mean, the story is actually engaging, with a good pacing, and naice characterization. It just feels so empty.
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>>77548271
But she wields the hammer is ways Thor never could!
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>>77542938
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>>77542711
They're gonna keep saying that cryptic shit for laughs until at the very end it becomes a deus ex machina
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so wait are people just mad it's taking inspiration from Death of capt Marvel?
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>>77546310
>but the body is willing
>but the thunder is willing
What she meant. It's okay, she only heard the phrase in passing once
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Someone has to ask the creative team about that pube beard on Loki, what the fuck
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I'm gonna say it - I think this is a really good idea, just horrible executed. Jane being able to turn into strong Thor and leave her weak body whenever she likes is great. I can see it becoming addictive. At the same time, the hammer killing her is good too. It makes sense that it purges the poisons that are meant to keep her alive. It creates a decision for her every time she takes the hammer.
My problem with this run is the execution. Disgracing Thor? Everyone just accepting the new Thor? The new Thor being way better than the old Thor for no reason? The new Thor having gurl power? I've forgotten a bunch of other stuff, too.

It's typical of Marvel these days. Push the agenda, and forget the emotion that makes runs great.
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>>77553700
>Everyone just accepting the new Thor?
>entire Asgardia plot revolves around no one trusting the new Thor with her being literally a wanted criminal
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>>77553961
You mean
>entire Asgardia plot revolves around Odin and his brother not trusting the new Thor with her being literally a wanted criminal
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>>77542582

Dr Strange looks like Cumberbatch
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>>77542711
>Jane Foster played by Natalie Portman in Thor
>Natalie Portman plays Space Senator Amidala in Star Wars, saying she's seen the proof of trade federation misdeeds
>Now Jane Foster is a Space Senator in Thor

It's like poetry, it rhymes.
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>>77542727
Where's Jar Jar?
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>>77545432

It really does illustrate the whole point of it
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>>77554035
I'm not seeing it. The lack of grey hair is bothering me though.
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>>77551215
>hAa ha no.It was senseless character wanking.

It's a story about gods. Wanking isn't a bug, it's a feature.

It's called worship
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>>77553059
Yeah, so? Doesn't mean that Thor can't wield it in ways she can't. And don't take King Thor all to seriously on "she who wielded it best", old man grieving over dead lover isn't a reliable source.
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Why does Whor refuse an Asgardian cure?
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>>77542666
There are a lot of things wrong here, but the one the really gets to me is that she is talking as if she is the ONLY person that can use the hammer.
It would be better if she found someone else instead of killing herself faster.
Really, where is Thunder Strike or Thor Girl?
I'm sure one of them could be just as good as Thor, they've earned it.
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>>77542703
>marvel
>being consistent or competent with stories

Pick one.
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>>77542938
>he has 2 horns
Is there another Loki that we forgot about still running around?
I'm not 100% this is AoA Loki.
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>>77543131
Shit, that is some next-level bad writing
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>>77542640

Doesn't this literally cancel out her moral objection against a magical cure for her cancer?
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>>77551757
They actually finally revealed what Fury said to Odinson?
When was this?
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>>77556802
Only a theory, anon.
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>>77550693
Literally no one in here is crying because she is a woman.
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>>77542952
>Trigga
My Trigga
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>>77542817
He's always been a dick.

But Aaron is just being a bitch so he can tell a shitty "strong womyn smashes the patriarchy".
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>>77542817
If you guys think his evil brother hanging around have nothing to do with Odin being an absolute dick you're fucking idiots. Cul was able to be stopped by one figure and that was Thor, oh who is Odin flipping the fuck over? Is it Thor? You guys are fucking idiots who can't see where a story's going to save your life. I bet you guys think Loki's actually a bad guy too.
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>>77560561
>Its 2deep4u!
We fucking know exactly where it's going. Whor will probably preform some big heroic sacrifice and everyone will masturbate about how she was da best ever omg just as good as a man, take that patriarchy!
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>>77560669
You're a fucking idiot. It will end in tragedy regarding Jane, but probably not in some big sacrifice and if it does she would be just about to die anyway. This is going to be a story of tragedy regarding her disease.
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>>77560933

It's gonna be a heroic sacrifice. That's been foreshadowed since the last volume
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