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Fat/Bearded /co/ related characters 2015-11-18 08:28:07 Post No. 77541145
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First of all
>inb4 "Fedora tipper"
So... I want to go to cosplay somebody next year... The only thing is - i don't really know what character fits me and i don't want to cosplay characters that don't fit to my look.
Im a handsome looking bearded chubby guy.
My first idea was Silent Bob which fits perfectly to me. But its kinda pointless without Jay and i dont have friends who would cosplay him.
My second idea was Penguin from Burton's Batman but there is no way i would cut off my beard.
So /co/, give me some ideas. What kind of /co/ related characters are fat and bearded? I...can't really remember any.
PS:
That guy from I-LIKE-GIANT-ROBOTS is blonde and im not.
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>>77541145
bump
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>>77541145
bump
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>>77541145
bump
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Harvey Bullock? He's got a beard in the show.
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>>77541145
You could paint your balls gold and go as that guy from X-men.
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>>77541145
go as Kevin Matchstick from Mage:The Hero Defined
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>>77541545
Wow. Never knew this character and seems that i have a whole bunch of new comics to read.
However...i dont know why you think he's fat.
He's muscular dude.
Im a Silent Bob type of human shape/look.
>>77541414
>Harvey Bullock? He's got a beard in the show.
Yeah but he is way older than me...i guess if i paint my beard white/silve here and there. But i will look ridiculous.
Also again Harvey is not fat.
Guys. Guys. Im fat.
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>>77541691
Matchstick is drawn slightly jacked to fat and burly, it varies depending on whose the artist but for a fat guy you can't go wrong with black t-shirt, cargo pants and chucks.
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>>77541800
Hmm dude are you sure... He always looks muscular or "average".
Silent Bob type will look like one of those "wtf" cosplays.
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Ox king
Hagrid
The scotsman
Brutis
Comicbook guy
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>>77541871
>Ox king
lol. this fits but im not an anime fan.
>Brutis
who?
>Comicbook guy
Really hate this character.
>Hagrid.
Beard needs to be really big + i need to be extremely tall.
>The scotsman
Obviously can't properly make that gun-leg and im black haired.
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>>77541924
I meant brutus
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>>77541956
>say im fat like Silent Bob
>people keep suggesting muscular characters
oh well...thanks anyway
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>>77541973
Hey fuck you bitch i gave you a list of fatasses you picky little shit
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>>77541145
Go as Ronnie
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>>77542039
How do you cosplay as Ronnie while making people realise it's a cosplay? He's just a fat guy in glasses and hawaii shirt.
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God damn...this board being fat neckbeards is actually true...so pathetic
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>>77541145
Shave your beard and go in drag as faith. You might get some tumblr pussy out of it
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>>77542057
ayyyy
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>>77541973
Brutus is smore stocky/built. At worst, you could just do a shitload of bicep curls in the meantime. Either that, or just go as Ox King - everyone loves the Dragonball franchise, and it's always nice to see somebody have a go at cosplaying minor characters, as opposed to seeing Skinny Vegeta and Fat Goku for the 9002nd time.
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post a picture of yourself
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>>77542013
>Hey fuck you bitch i gave you a list of fatasses you picky little shit
Nice. Come visit me again.
>>77542168
>Either that, or just go as Ox King
I actually like him and that King Yemma or whatever he is (demon dude in a suit) but never was a fan.
>>77542057
>You might get some tumblr pussy out of it
but im gay :(
From this thread Ox King is the only guy that fits me. But Silent Bob still beats him lol.
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>>77542692
>but im gay :(
Then just do it to be fabulous
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>>77542919
---> /shitposters/
/co/ just shows that it don't know shit about comics and cartoons. All it can do is to post waifu threads or meme cartoon threads.
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Not really /co/ related but, E. Honda from Street Fighter.
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>>77543048
>bearded silent bob type
>suggesting literal super obese sumo with clean shaved face
What
The
Actual
Fuck
like i know that people cant read.
but its in a goddamn title of this thread
in a description
Are you mental?
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>>77542047
go "nuhh" a lot, carry nuggies with you
better yet get a skinny friend to be your M-Dude
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