Dumbing of Age

>>77515421
> dat first panel
Just like in my Japanese animays

>>77515480
I don't know why people draw like that. It just comes off as lazy, like they forgot to erase the eye and eyebrow or fucked up the layers.

So she's going to enroll in gender studies?

>>77515421
wow, this is trash.

It's like Willis does not understand how to story.

>>77515421
man whatshisface really hates his family huh?
you know my uncle and my sister have both done some really shitty things to my family, not kidnapping mind you but willis writes a fairytale land, and I dont hate them.
He seems like a sad cunt who writes in the way he wishes the world works, including physics and injuries.

>everybody but the dad can leave the same way
holy shit

This passive aggressive bullshit is even more disappointing after last thread with the one edit swapping around the panels.

>>77515421
>Also fuck you guys for making me always start these threads.
Wish you wouldn't.

>>77515421
To be fair, nobody asked for these threads.
But if you need a stopping point, I'd say to stop whenever this story finally fucking ends and Willis begins the set-up for whatever "chapter" he has cooked up next.

Does DOA even have collections?

>>77515480
I bet if you removed the hair, her eye would be WAY too far to the side compared to her nose and other eye.

>>77515516
Nah. Since Willis never sought a science degree, he's going to assume it's as easy as getting a degree in English or Communications or Women's Studies.

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Wait... I've only seen the threads, not the comic, but didn't this story start with her NOT having a place to live? She can't crash with the dinosaur girl.

Did the author forget what was happening?

>>77515579
Possibly. Or maybe despite the intense scrutiny around this girl, everybody will let it slide that she's there illegally till she sorts it out next semester.

Can you post the 16 page porn comic Willis posted today instead of this?

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>>77515421

As someone who's devoutly Christian, studied Biology and Religious Studies in college, and is now working as a science teacher, this royally pisses me off.

>>77515421
>ALL CHRISTAINS ARE EVIL

>>77515600
Hey, that's fair, she's squatting on campus and because she did that a gun-toting whackjob showed up, so of course they should let her keep doing it.

>>77515579
Holy shit I think you're right. I mean last I remember was her walking with Dina to wards a job interview I think, not the actual job, just the interview.

How the fuck can one man screw up his own comic?

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>>77515503
This better?

>>77515539
Willis doesn't understand jack shit.
Science,history,religion,literature and basic human decency are all foreign concepts to him.

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So, this is a hate thread just to piss off /co/, right? Because I'm really mad. Who the fuck is the creator? He got some real trouble in his personal life. I've got some news for you: You can't evade reality.

>>77515606
Not all, just the ones that are also parents.

>>77515642
Yes, actually.

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>>77515421
Posting the edits from the last thread

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>>77515672

>>77515569
>>77515552
This, the ride is already over.
Everything is going back to same old boring dullness that was before. Time to just move on already. No more Toe Dad adventure.

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I hope little miss lesbian stays away from physics, cause otherwise she's in for a shock

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>>77515569
>Nah. Since Willis never sought a science degree, he's going to assume it's as easy as getting a degree in English or Communications or Women's Studies.

Oh god now I'm getting flashbacks to my capstone project where our proposal got shot down three times by the committee before we could finally progress with the experiment.

And then none of the fucking tree seeds sprouted so we had to revise said proposal AGAIN to use a completely different species in our methods.

Science experiments are fun when you think that all they involve is mixing two things into a test tube and watching cool fireworks or shit happen as a result. When you get down to the nitty gritty of doing peer-reviewed shit with actual rigor it's MURDER. (but that just makes the payoff better. Not like Willis would know, he's taken the easy way out with every possible way this comic could go and literally coasts off of people throwing money at him)

>>77515672
No fair anon, that one's actually good.

>>77515602
Anon, you aren't allowed to study science and study Christian. Christianity isn't like Islam and Judaism, it forbids science.

>>77515642
Still childishly flipping off her father despite having an actually emotional moment only seconds before.

>>77515688

Like the Scientific Method in general? The empirical system of observation and experimentation used to build models to represent how the natural laws of the universe can be predicted and extrapolated?

Yeah. Thank the Catholics for that too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Bacon

>>77515684
I'm >>77515569. I'm saying we can at least keep going to watch the fallout, but the ride itself is over. This is a slow-motion version of everybody departing the ride and throwing up in the trash cans outside. Soon we shall walk the endless path that only leads us back to the queue line.

>>77515539
>>77515648

This is what happens you base your life on Transformers. Go ahead, fight me /tfg/!

... Or perhaps this is what happens when you turn aside transformers. Willis doesn't really have a clue how things work with this whole college slice of life thing.

>>77515672
>>77515683
>Random Anon is better writer than hack who is getting paid
It's a confusing world

>>77515601
this pls

Do you people keep making these threads just so you can post your edits?

>>77515743

Why not? It's a fun exercise in metacognition to take work and figure out ways to improve on it.

>>77515579
>>77515635
>>77515600
>>77515629
The drunk lesbian had a solitary room and lets Becky crash in there. She's also sleeping with the floor supervisor so that also works in favour of concealing Becky's presence.

Also yes, Becky does NOT actually have any job right now and has failed in many applications.
The bint is stupidly self-assured and arrogant about her prospects in life.

>>77515421
Anybody got the tomorrow one?

>>77515730
Did he GO to college?

>>77515730
I'm actually under the belief that Willis stopped liking Transformers long ago, and only keep collecting them because without it, he's got nothing interesting about himself. He's the Transformers guy, that's his shtick.

>>77515756
>The drunk lesbian had a solitary room and lets Becky crash in there.
..or wait no, she had room with Sal. I think?
Fuck it was long ago. Doesn't matter much.

>>77515710
Someone should go tell Alvin Plantinga.

>>77515421
Is Willis the Christian version of Billy the Heretic?

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>>77515776
She's been squatting on campus and her dad showed up and fired a gun.

She should be barred from the place, right? Yes? I'm not the only one who would think this if I lived there, right? Or if my kid went to the school?

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>>77515764
>Used to be bumblebee
>Now he's Huffer.

I agree.

>>77515743
anons are desperate to hold onto what's left of the toedad arc before the webcomic goes back to being a snorefest

>>77515421
I honestly want to see this red headed bitch fail at everything she tries to do and end up as some kind of drug junkie prostitute.

>>77515812

No campus is going to expel a student for dumb shit their parents did that also put them in harm's way as well.

At least, I hope not. If it's a male student and rape allegations or racism is involved in some way then all bets are off the table.

>>77515782

Well that's very unjust toward her and a mild violation of her civil rights just so the college can feel safer...

So yeah, that's probably what would realistically happen.

>>77515690
I know that feel.

Physics PhD here - doing research on high resolution spectroscopy as a non-invasive plasma diagnostic... you want to talk about fun? The biggest problem with my project is that in order to be a truly effective diagnostic, you need to drop literally every approximation and simplification in plasma and atomic physics in order to actually recover useful information.

Can't drop collisional effects. Can't drop electron-electron coupling. Can't drop ion drag. Can't drop electron-ion interactions. Can't use ideal parameters. Can't use fluid approximations. Can't use the simplified Boltzmann model. Etc etc etc. I've been working at this for four years and there are days where it feels like I've barely made any progress.

If it weren't for the intense emotional high I get off of finally solving a problem I've been struggling with I can't imagine having the will to do this as a living.


And I certainly can't understand why so many people, Willis included, seem to be under the delusion that shit like you or I do is easy and straightforward and that any random person can decide to purse it on a fucking whim.

>>77515835
Isn't it that she's not a student at the school at all?

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>>77515672
>>77515683
YOU SEE THIS SHIT, WILLIS!?

YOU SEE HOW FUCKING EASY IT IS!?

>>77515827

At the very least, she's going to end up in a shitload of student debt. Lab fees are nothing to sneeze at, and in order to get the lab experience or connections needed to move on to graduate school or an industry job, she's going to need to pull a summer internship or undergrad assistantship, and that's extra time (and fees forked over to the university) on top of everything.

Ironically, if she REALLY wants to be a scientist what I would highly recommend is living at home for a couple years and getting her general ed. electives out of the way at a smaller community college before transferring to a 4-year institution to do the lab work and higher level science courses.

>>77515835

She's not even a student though

>>77515835
She's not a student. She is just living there, rent free, mooching off of school facilities paid for by other students' tuitions, which is against the rules.

>>77515869
She's not a student and has in fact been squatting in a friend's dorm for the last several weeks/months (hard to keep track of time in this comic)

>>77515876
That shit is clishe as fuck, and ooc.

>>77515890
>>77515892
>>77515869
Correct.

But the alternative is that Willis has to actually go down and see what a homeless shelter looks like, and doing that would make him feel sad.

>>77515898
Days in comic time. DoA needs a time skip.

>>77515857

Man best of luck to you. I did decently well at Chemistry but I'm absolute shit at anything more analytical than that, like physics or astronomy. I wound up doing most of my work in Genetics but decided to go into teaching instead of research.

>>77515898
Quite possibly hours.

>>77515683
>>77515672
Shit. This is so much better than what Willis wrote. I'm getting fed up with his "FUCK PARENTS" attitude.
I wonder if his parents read his comics.

>>77515950
i hope they dont think its their fault

>>77515907
EVERYTHING is out-of-character when your characters are all fucking one-note stereotypes whose sole purpose is serving as a mouthpiece for your own mental inadequacies, delusions, and social justice grandstanding.

At least the edits create some interesting drama and room for character development, even if it is cliched.

It beats the shit out of
>lolol fuck u dad ima do scienc an shit now! yolo /r atheism senpai!

>>77515918
He'd probably get triggered so hard he goes into a seizure and start to shit and piss himself like he did at Iron Man 2

>>77515950
The sad thing is, he's had decent parents show up before in the comic.

Unfortunately they've not stuck around all that long.

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>>77515672
>This was a terrible experience, but I'm going to let it temper me and drive me to become a better person and make something of myself.

>>77515421
>WOO! SCIENCE BITCHES!

>>77515421
This has been the best shit since Girls. That being said

>>77515672
>>77515683
Fuck.

Didn't Willis say all mixed-race parents are secretly racist?

>>77515421
Ey Fuck you for always making em Buddy. Willis is a hack stop promoting his shit guy.

Enough of this self congratulative BS, cry about your failed writing careers later. Where is my new real update.

Can't believe I have to wade through this crybaby bullshit just get a free early update. Might as well forkout 5 bucks.

All these posts and no one has leaked the patreon one.

It's like no one else here is specifically wanting to cut into his bottom line

>>77516095
Does it involve a intense car chase?

>>77516045
It was more along the lines of "Just because two people of different skin tones fell in love, married, and had children, it doesn't mean that they can't be racist against their own children when one of their twins comes out with exactly the same skin tone as the other I MEAN when one of the twins comes out with a darker skin tone than the other."

Or something like that.

Posting the porn over in aco now

>>77516136
Link

>>77515999
I wanna hear that story.

Where's Patreanon?
D-Did something happen?

>>77516206
>>>/aco/202566

It's awful.

>>77515421

I tweeted him our fix but he blocked me.

Guess he didn't like it. I told him we did it with love and everything.

>>77516128
Ok. people keep saying this and I don't think they understand
When Sal says "When we both came out and I came out BLACKER" she doesn't mean skin tone.
Sal has naturally curly hair like an afro. Walky's hair is naturally straight.
Sal is "Blacker" than walky because she has more "Black" features than he does. That's the point she was making.

>>77516424
Once another webcomic author, I forget who it was, was like "Hey why do you never have villains who present their views reasonably anymore like you did in It's Walky" and he was like "I don't want to make a comic supporting straight white men's viewpoints, someone else can do it but not me"

>>77516436
And here I thought that blacker meant that she gets bad grades and rob convenience stores.

>>77515672
>>77515683
God Damn you, Willis.

>>77515999
>goes into a seizure and start to shit and piss himself like he did at Iron Man 2


...whaaaaaat?!

>>77516451
My god, why doesn't Willis cut off his penis and burn his skin off if he hates being a straight white mal

>>77515421
Willis has become heathcliff tier where I have no idea if the image is an edit or not.

>>77516451
When did Wilis get so crazy? (well crazier) that he thinks all "white male Cisscum" are literally hitler and need to be portrayed as such? Is this because of his dad? Is this a parent thing?

>>77515569
>Shitting on Communications majors

I'd like to see you organize, film, write and edit a news story that has to be ready for live news in under a day you fuck.

We might not do hard calculations but it's hard work and a bit of talent that we have to forge into a cohesive degree.

>>77516451
Maan that's even worse than Thunt.

>>77516451
I really hope willis becomes self aware of what a fucking child he is.

>>77515672
>>77515683
I think what really kills me is just how little extra effort it takes to make these from something so hollow and snarky and bitter into something that's actually pretty damn feelsy.

Why isn't Willis capable of putting in that little extra bit of effort?

>>77516586
That's Journalism, not Communications.

>>77516608
In a large number of schools Broadcast Journalism falls under Communications.

>>77516585
I'm sure his parents are totally normal people. He just thinks that because he learned things later in life that are not in line with what they taught him as a youngster, that means they intentionally and maliciously fucked him up.

Like, oh, your parents told you about Adam and Eve but not natural selection? Boo fucking hoo. They didn't do it to be dicks.

>>77516598
He is unable to contain his raging hatred for parents.

>>77516622
Then you probably should have gone to a better school.

>>77516547
>>77516216
I think he's referring to some post that Willis made that said he has a condition where he has seizures and poops and pees himself (and did it at Iron Man 2 once)
Not sure if this is real or a fake edit know. It had a picture of him with a breathing mask.

It wouldn't surprise me if it was really. After he got hatemail for his gamergate comic, he made some post how all the angry posts and emails was triggering him so bad that he was going to have a seizure and die.

>>77516643
My school had a nationally recognized news program, you really don't know what you are talking about and frankly I'm tired of people not understanding the majors they shit talk. What degree did you get?

>>77516661
Science, of course.

Just "Science". I'm a scientist.

Because I hate my father.

>>77516691
God I hate that people think that's a thing. Like my cousin graduated at the same time as me with a BaS in education and her mom was like "Oh man she's a bachelor of science! She's gonna do SCIENCE things!" Why are college systems so hard for some people?

>>77516436

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEdg4glpCkg

A well loved Killer Croc line from an episode where the villains swap stories where they almost beat Batman.

>>77516857

Crap wrong thread...

>>77515421
Do people really not see the value of the fucking Bible?

Even if you're an atheist it's at least interesting as an example of historical bias. Otherwise it's a good collection of folk stories.

Cain and Abel is the shit.

>>77516917
Ehh, I don't care for that story. So as punishment for Murder One (in number and nature), he gets to travel somewhere else, where he gets married and lives out his days?

>>77516917
Solomon is a straight badass, 40 dudes come at him so he rips the jaw bone off a dead donkey and kills every single one of them, and he even has a quip to go with it.

>With the jawbone of this ass, I have made asses of 40 men

>>77516507
I understand that reference. You're a genius and a classy fellow for making that joke anon. Well fucking done.

>>77516959
That's as many as four tens!

>>77516939
I like because honestly it's a good parrell of Mexican history. And Irish.
>>77516959
He was fucking crazy and probably looked like a young Arnie.

>>77516959
I need to read the bible like fucking NOW.

>>77515642
Fucking yes it actually is

You can't see eyebrows under hair

>>77516917
a lot of Jesus's illustrations were pretty good too, the man was a good bard.
Also the imagery involved in the prophetic dream segments is GOAT

>>77516917
Historically speaking its invaluable. And it's proven time and again to be one of, if not the most historically accurate records we have of the time. Not to mention it's the only surviving record of Roman society written by non-Romans we have from that time period.

>>77516959
.....you mean Samson. That's the book of Judges if anybody wants to read it. Other gory badass books include Samuel 1&2 and Kings 1&2. Ecclesiastes is best book.

Source: I'm an apostate pastor's kid.

>>77516939
He was also cursed with the inability to ever farm again-his trade-and with constant pain.

His kids turned out all right though.

>>77517048
Shit. The s names look the same.

>>77517048
is he the cool kind of pastor

>>77517048
Yes, Samson, I meant Samson, I got them mixed up because they're both S names from the Bible. Solomon is the king guy that was going to cut a baby in half.

>>77517080
solomon is also super wise and also had, like, a zillion lovers

>>77517112
He also imprisoned a shit ton of demons in a book. Thank you Shadow Hearts, you were entertaining, and you taught me some stuff!

>>77516598
He's not interested in making something that elicits an emotional response from his readers.
He just wants the catharsis from burning strawmen of his parents

>>77517087
>An unwavering adherence to an ideal

I know he can't see the blatant irony in that because he's insane, but it still irritates me anyway.

>>77515421
>le science FTW xD

>>77515421
Did anyone cap the post from science anon in the last thread... the one about how most college science programs have fucking ridiculous attrition rates like 80% or some shit.


Good thing Willis' stories aren't remotely reflective of reality or life would be getting ready to take a huge steaming dump on Becky

>>77515421
>I'll apply for loans

NO
STOP

>>77517199
NO STOPPING HERE
SHE WILL APPLY FOR LOANS
AND WILL GET THEM
DESPITE BEING A JOBLESS HOBO

>>77516585

Well we just have to look at Shortpacked actually.

When did Shortpacked go off the rails?

>>77517213
STUDENT LOANS
BECKY NEEDS BRACES
STUDENT LOANS
BECKY NEEDS BRACES

>>77517213
>attempts to take courses beyond her level
>flunks out of school
>can't get a job
>is unable to pay back her student loans
>kills herself to avoid government loansharks

WHY DID YOU WRITE THIS FUTURE FOR HER WILLIS
SHE'D HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF WITH HER DICK DAD

Where's the new page?

>>77517358

Frost isn't here to post it.

>>77517225
When Robin went gay, I think? Was that before or after Willis showed up to fight Ethan?

>>77516750
A multitude of reasons, STEM wanking is just one of them. Nevermind that getting a STEM degree in anything theoretical is about as useful as a philosophy degree.

>>77517087
I think the worst part about that statement is that's actually the foundation to a pretty interesting story completely squandered.

Can someone post some of the """sex scenes"""" I heard he drawed?

>>77517625

Check the /aco/ link right here.
>>>/aco/202566

>>77517647
I regret ever clicking that link.

>>77515421
>religious people can not into science

The strongest Strawman.

>>77518000
You don't need religion to believe in dogma

I wish these social justice weenies would get that.

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For fuck's sake...

>>77517262
>SHE'D HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF WITH HER DICK DAD
>WITH HER DAD'S DICK
There. Every one of Becky's problems solved. Even Ross' biggest problems (dead wife, grief, distant relationship with daughter) are solved. There's no need for her to leave home to fuck up Joyce and Dina with her bullshit and once you get over the initial disgust you see that everyone gets what they need and are generally happier.

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>>77515421
Man, after last strip you'd think this would be mature and heartwarming.
Nope! Gotta have her be a bitch again.
What a tool.

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>>77518149

It's been done better.

>>77518149

God, Willis is such a fucking child.

loss edit when?

>>77518347
Well, the alternative would be to become what he hates.

A Parent.

>>77518183
It's empowering, shitlord

>>77518370
>I must fight the parents
>No, Dave, you are the parents

>>77518395
>And then Dave was a soccerdad

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>>77517050
Too bad their kids turned out to be little shits.

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>>77515545
Injury is a punishment for sinning.

Willis is a fundamentalist christian.

>>77515672
>>77515683
>a random anon on a image board is a better writer than Willis

Where's the new strip?

>>77515421

I love when people today who aren't intelligent pretend they're really into science and talk about how awesome it is do shit like this because you know damn well 95% of them aren't serious about it and just want to seem smart/hip

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>>77515503
I got into a spat with another webcomic guy who drew hair like that; he pointed out that a face can be visible behind hair, but other /co/mrades, who were capable of arguing their points reasonably, pointed out that doing that shit makes a drawing look flat and messes up the perspective.
>>77515672
>>77515683
AH! AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS IN PAINT I'M FREE!
>>77515907
WIDF pls
>>77515884
>living at home
Not really an option for her, but everything else is correct
>>77516007
Part of me wonders if Willis put nice parents in his webcomics just to prove his critics wrong
>>77516917
I don't agree with eveyrthing in The Bible, but I fucking love it when the guy writing it gets fucking PISSED OFF. 2 Timothy 3:1-5 and Isaiah 10:1-4, man... that's some fucking cathartic shit right there.

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>>77518369
>Here you go

>>77515421
Lol sidecut , strong female who needs no man attitude, enrolling in college.

Oh and daddy issues.

Red flags to never ever date this Xumen being

>>77518560
If Willis wasn't a hack, this is what we would get.

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>>77518583
How dare you not like it, you pig!

>>77517087
If you have to explain the character to your readers AFTER you're done telling the story, you fucked up.

>>77518560
Dang, man.

king david is great too.

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>>77518618
Now ya made me all melankolic ya git.

>>77515672
>>77515683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prDoGmY5kj8

And licking disgusting furry testicle sacks

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>>77517087
>Muh BAD DADS

Oh Willis, Willis, Willis.

He's never going to get over the fact that he was raised by conservative christian parents is he?

>>77518620
>eating my moon

Oh shit, she literally wants to become a hamplanet

>be raised by religious people
>go to college and be gay
>expect religious parents to be okay with this

This is the problem with modern America, in the past you'd just keep your faggotry under the rug if you thought people would give you shit for it. Now everyone thinks it is the duty of everyone else to accept them.

>>77518707
>Willis wasn't even gay
>just weird
>hates christianity as much as a molested altar boy

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>>77518707
Willis fucking loves that Frozen movie shit.

But only for a very specific reason.

>>77515421
>I'll apply for loans

Fuckin parasite

>>77518560

Send this to him. Someone please send this to him.

>>77518618
>The last of a great generation

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>>77518732
>Willis wasn't even gay

That's a bold assumption.

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>>77518707
>>77518791

>>77518791
Therapy when?

>>77516917
somebody has to mention the story of Samson and Delilah

>>77515421

Bitch you wouldn't last five minutes

>>77518843
>implying that matters

She's a spunky grill getting away from her toxic father. God Himself will provide for her.

>>77518802
Well, I am already blocked by Aaron Diaz, and Kate Leth thinks I'm a troll...
>>77518820
That would require him to not be a walking example of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

...He gives Ruth a dick

In the new porn, she has a willy.

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>>77518862
>people who disagree with me are trolls

>>77518843
>Bitch you wouldn't last five minutes

In a modern feminist run state college she will succeed.

If her science professor gives her a poor grade she can just go on the internet and bitch about it.

The internet backlash against the school's "misogyny" will force the school admins to fire the offending "patriarchal" science teacher and reward Becky as compensation for her "rapings".

Then Becky will get straight A's through the rest of her college and post graduate schools.

She will be a scientist who thinks that screaming "check your privilege" is the ultimate unifying theory in the universe.

That's how modern college's produce the scientists of tomorrow.

>>77516554

I bet he has a micropenis

>>77518920
You don't really believe that, do you?

>>77518920
Holy shit you sound like you've circlejerked yourself into an alternate reality as weird as any of these feminist whackos.
All of you cunts need to get off the internet and put the social media down for a while.
Fuck.

>>77518979
>Tumblr detected

Did you just get triggered?

>>77516631

In order to claim one's parents are racists, opressive, etc, one has to be of sound mind.

Has Willis demonstrated that he could be a reliable narrator?

>>77518972
Do I believe that Willis will turn the tides and cause the sun to rise in the west just so that Becky can succeed and achieve anything that her lesbian heart desires?

Yes.

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>>77516651

>>Not sure if this is real or a fake edit know. It had a picture of him with a breathing mask.

>>77516990

>>That's as many as four tens!

And that's Biblical!

>>77516480
That's exactly the way Willis intended it to sound.

>>77516651
>he has a condition where he has seizures and poops and pees himself (and did it at Iron Man 2 once)
That's not that bad of a reaction to Iron Man 2.

>>77518347
Ive known children that are far more mature

>>77519017
>Sometime my brain shuts down and I puke, shit, and piss myself in public.

Gee, maybe this is something you should see a doctor, or psychiatrist about.

>>77518882
>In the new porn, she has a willis.

>>77519083
A large, weeping vagina?

>>77519075
>>77519017
>>77516651
>Willis whines and bitches so much about his detractors that he is literally pissing and shitting himself over it.

Dear god.
And I thought that Willis lacked dignity and composure BEFORE I knew about his spastic shit-fits.

>>77518953
>I bet he has a micropenis

That would explain why Willis has had so much difficulty conceiving with his wife.

Apparently they've been actively trying to have children for the past five years.

Obviously something is causing them difficulty.

:needledick:COUGH:needledick:

>>77519075
He'd have to make a lot more than he's currently making to afford that.

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>Willis_Parent_Issues.fanboys

Miss u scott bby

>>77518620
Is he still that bitter over people not liking Malaya?

His new porn comic is on /aco/ right now.

Probably his worst one yet. There's maybe 5 panels of actual sex in the entire thing and the art of the two gay dudes sucking each other off looks almost like it was traced from the first comic.

>>77519111
>Is he still that bitter...?
Anon, you know better then to ask silly questions like that.

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>>77519172
>The guy with glasses looks identical to the way that Willis draws himself

Talk about "self insertion"

>>77515683
>turns to leave
>turns back to say goodbye
YOU'RE A HACK ANON

>>77518620
>Character is hated
>CLEARLY ITS ONLY BECAUSE OF THESE SHALLOW EXAMPLES

Way to use criticism.

>>77519229
>webcomic artists
>ever accepting criticism

That's a good joke.

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Smh Tbh Amb

>sit on glasses with your face

Um, that's not how it works.

>>77519109
You don't actually have to ever pay medical bills. They literally cannot affect your credit score, and if you ignore them long enough the hospital will drastically slash the fees just to get it stricken from their records or erase the debt all together. Then, they can write it off when tax season comes. I doubt any hospital in the United States actually pays taxes.

>>77519215
>sword

Please don't tell me he wore that.

He understands that's for Royalty or people who are members of some regiment within the British Armed Forces right?

>>77519233
This guy did >>77519110

Then he died inside so that sucks.

>>77519276
What even happened to him, anyway?

>>77519298

His brother was murdered and then he went full tumblr.

>>77519226
>turns to leave
>turns back to say goodbye

Are you complaining about the break in continuity?

If so just switch Becky's last and second to last panel.

Americans have really fucked up perceptions about christianity.

>>77519320
It's partially because Americans have really fucked up kinds of Christianity locally to deal with. Sort of what happens when all the radical Christians go somewhere to found their own societies.

>>77518347
You do children a disservice. And I fucking hate children.

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>>77515421
Is it too much to hope that the next strip will be Toedad talking with the police, and through that conversation we learn he told his daughter she destroyed their family so she could sever ties and move on guilt free?

>>77519320
Only because it's the view that Christianity brings upon itself due to the Republicans and other yeehaw red necks that sue schools for teaching children.

>>77519357
Toedad doesn't need to be redeemed. The guy can be a complete cunt, that's not a problem.

The problem is how Becky is acting. Everything is just so shallow, wooden and just screams bitterness from the author. Her family is torn apart forever and her response is "lol I'm amazing fuk u peace".

His indication is meant to be that Becky is a strong independent woman who don't need no oppressive daddy, and now she's gonna be amazing and stuff. That's the literal canon events.

>>77519357
We will never ever see Toedad again. Unless he dies or breaks out of jail to take revenge on Becky and friends.

>>77519419
Or breaks out of jail to save Becky from another evil conservative grain-composite-structure and die in her arms apologizing.

Like Willis clearly wants his parents to do.

>>77519239

...she doesn't share a bathroom with Carla, does she?

Is she cleaning up in the public bathroom? Seriously?

>>77519320
You don't understand American Christianity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy_u4U7-cn8

>>77515672
>>77515683

why does this seem more like a real webcomic, and willis' shit seems more like a joke edit

>>77519239
Okay let's go over what's changed in this past arc.
>Becky is now officially separate from her family, though still doesn't have her own place to live, is mooching off campus resources, and has yet to get a job
>Joyce cursed a bunch
>......
Nope that's it. Amber's secret double life is still a secret, nothing between her and Sal has changed, and we didn't even have anything new with Danny to happen.

This whole arc felt...pointless?

>>77519482
Nothing that resulted in Warboss adventures could be called pointless.

>>77519320
>>77519338
>>77519369
It is primarily liberals who are the problem, since liberals tend to try and exacerbate the issues that concern devout Christians rather than just compromising

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>>77519172
Whole thing is on /aco/ edits soon hopefully, becuase its terribly disappointing, only 16 pages for 4 sex stories, and some pages in between, so each story gets like 2 pages, edits can probably save it though?

>>77519172
You know, brown Willis was cooler when we all thought he was a walking Litchenberg figure.

>>77518264
See, what makes that version funny is how everyone disappoints him and all he needs to say is with his finger.

The version in this thread is just a "IN YOUR FACE!" rambling to someone who is already kicked down.

>>77518149
Tumblr has an obsession with grinning girls waving their middle fingers.
Then again, all of Tumblr's humor revolves around swearing because everything else is just too offensive for them.

>>77519091

Innie micropenis

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>>77519263
>Sword

I believe the saber was meant to look like a cutlass.
His wedding had a pirate theme, you see.

>>77519263

Probably why he would feel justified wearing it. Dude's a narcissist with an extreme case of unwarranted sense of importance

>>77515710
I love it how so many people forget that many of the people who helped lay down the foundation of modern science were priests and monks.

>>77519595
>Tumblr has an obsession with grinning girls waving their middle fingers.
it's their favorite genre of reaction image

>>77519668

>>Butt pirate

>>77516988

Thank you.

It's a Hellsing Abriged ref as well

>>77519691
blame the myth of the dark ages, which, if I recall, was renaissance propaganda- that everything sucked pre-enlightenment and no one was allowed to be smart

>>77519440
Isn't Carla the transsexual car?

Willis undoubtedly has an all-purpose bathroom for everyone

>>77519263
I believe they had a pirate themed wedding, since it was on Talk like a pirate day. Kinda awkward, since the ladies dressed moreorless normal.

>>77519691
Totally and completely irrelevant.

The fact that they were priests and monks says NOTHING of the veracity of their claims and fact finding.

>>77519775
The veracity of their claims and fact-finding isn't really as important as the fact that they established and promoted the concept of scientific inquiry.

>>77519775
The point is more that modern science extends out of traditions developed and fostered by Christian religious environments and thought. Religion, and Christianity, are not antithetical to a scientific understanding of the world and no more hindered it than the Greeks or Romans did.

As mentioned before, the Renaissance creation of "Dark Ages" was in large part a smear job of the previous era and began the perpetuation of various myths about Christianities anti-scientific policies. The controversy with Galilieo is blown out of proportion and misconstrued, the burning of the Alexandrian library is blamed on Christians, and pagan cult leaders are fostered as somehow bastions of science. A narrative is created that places the waning influence of the Catholic church at the forefront of all ills in scientific development.

>>77519092
literally shit-fits though.

>>77516959
That's Samson, and it wasn't 40 men. It was 1000.

>>77519823
Which is completely unrelated to the fact they were christian, or members of the clergy

>>77519752
Afaik, Carla's still closeted, so there's no reason why she can't use the girl's bathroom.

>>77518920
Maybe that's the case at Duke University or something. I couldn't say.
But it's certainly isn't true at my college, and I have never heard of it happening anywhere else in the news or from friends or anything. If you can provide some links to a news story about it, that would be great. Because otherwise you really do sound delusional.

>>77519874
Well, she yelled about hate crimes when Joyce drew a penis on her room's door, so I think she's open about it.

>>77519838
Yeah. Galileo was processed because he portrayed the pope as a moron in a book, not because of his scientific teories.

>>77515421
Can SCIENCE explain why eyeballs go through hair?

>>77518719
Yeah no. If I'm gonna be gay I'm not gonna be a timid bitch about it. I'm not a child. I can fuck who I want and my family just can't really do a damn thing about it. If they don't like it they can whine about it to god.

>>77518560
There. That's what I needed. I never have to click on another one of these threads again. I have closure to something that was never even open to me to begin with.

Thank you.

>>77517080
He also specialized in the subjugation and enslavement of demons to his will, had a massive harem, and was a generally cool dude.

>>77519215
Woah Woah. Let's be fair. Willis gives 80% of his characters the same hair and basically samefaces everyone else.His characters are pretty close to having a template.

>>77518719
Yes, because repressing part of who you are has always gone down well, and had no negative repurcussions. There is definitely no evidence to suggest you are full of shit. You got your reply. Happy now?

>>77519523
No offense anon but radical christians and radical leftists are the least likely to compromise groups ever. They're both pretty specific about what they want and get pissed when they have to try to compromise.

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>>77515642
Why does toedad look like the comedian?

This is my first time seeing this comic but some people do have a real justification for hating their parents completely and you shouldn't assume the parents are "trying their best" nehind closed doors.

That being said I will still bet that the author in particular is probably a whiny fucktard sjw because most artfags are deceptive and cowardly people.

>>77515421
>Also fuck you guys for making me always start these threads.
Yeah, people sure are "making" you start these threads. You sure "hate" doing it.

>>77520703
I'm not saying they're not. I'm saying it's very convenient for the narrative that he's just an irredeemable asshole. It's the easiest kind of character to write and his fans are too busy jerking him off to see that.
"oh he's just evil? He's just got a shotgun and is trying to kill people? Well it doesn't even matter what he thinks. It doesn't start a dialogue about this situation or accentuate Becky's break from her family. We're just gonna make it as easy as possible for you to see that he's a bad guy and we'll make it as easy as possible for Becky to cut this guy out of her life. That Subtlety shit is for the birds"

>>77515601
Trust me dude, there was a thread for it on /aco/ and it was waaaay worse than this. Way worse.

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>>77520764
Blaster Nation did this shit great. They took the main character's dad, this unsupportive, openly hostile guy who only existed to shit on his son's weeaboo nature and they gave him a whole chapter. You see him at his prime in his teenage years with all these ambitions, meeting his future wife, and we watch as his life just spirals down into nothing. His old school rivals pass him by, he's stuck at a dead shop draining his life away, there's absolutely nothing that he can connect with with his son, and all he wants to do is keep his own dad's memory alive which even that is being taken from him.

Logan has every right to go on a shotgun rampage. Fuck Toedad.

>>77520703
But the redhead has no real justification for hating her parent. She's just being very immature and burning bridges. Her credit isn't good enough to get any loans and her friends will move on with their lives at some point.

>>77515756
No one knows that Billie is sleeping with the RA tho. As far as Becky knows, Ruth will kick her ass out once she's caught. I wouldn't exactly call that a place to live.

>>77520764
Oh trust me I know. Hell make some shit up if they are irredeemable in reality. You are still writing a character so put some effort into it, have some class.

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I hope she's going to become a good scientist, not one of those dirty nerd misogynists.

>>77520957
Becky isn't going to be a good scientist. She doesn't have a solid work ethic and interest in the field to be one. I think she's one of those people who flunk chemistry, biology, and Earth Science, but say they like science because they watch Bill Nye the Science Guy.

>>77521041
She will more likely become a lab assistant and never get promoted, but that is fine because "fuck you dad I'm on my own." Still better than nothing.

>>77515421
>Science.
Does anyone understand *why* Willis fetishizes science when he's the spitting image of the kind of leftard who hates facts and wants to destroy science because MUH RELATIVISM as soon as the truth goes against them?

>>77519668
>>77519759
HELP
HELP
I NEED AN ADULT
SHAME BY PROXY
AAAAAAAHHHH

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>>77520678

>>77518817
God damn. This would be sad if it weren't so pathetic.

>>77521607
This will be the most fun DoA edit out there for ages. Thanks a lot, anon.

>>77515907
Cliches are fine as long as they're done well dummy

>>77520925
Almost no one. As of the latest porn comic, Mike figured out that her "boyfriend" is in fact, a girlfriend.

And honestly, Mike's probably the smartest/most perceptive character in this damn thing. There's every chance he's going to put 2 and 2 together.

>>77515421
how are like. ALL of these people, not in jail?

>>77519419
>Revenge of Toedad

That sounds like an amazing sequel. Or a hilarious /co/ group project.

>>77521855
We need to make this happen and send it to Willis. The ensuing meltdown will be glorious when he sees that there are actual fans of Toedad.

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>implying the creation of our lord isn't real
>implying allah's hands aren't those of a mathematician

>>77520908
>no real justification for hating her parent
I'm pretty sure the guy just kidnapped her at gunpoint and has said nothing but insane Christian "gays are evil" shit to her since he's come into the comic.

Okay, at some point, SOMEONE is going to realize Becky's living on campus illegally. At this point, a few things could happen.

1: She's thrown out. This is easily the most realistic option and because it's realistic and this is happy-fantasy land, it probably won't.

2: She's thrown out but Leslie takes her in because "experience with homeless LGBT youth". Realistically a legal grey area, but fuck realism right now.

3: Ruth's the one who finds out, and it looks grim, but Mike goes and 'does more damage with the truth' as he once put it by revealing that Ruth's sleeping with Billie. It becomes a mutual hush-up arrangement; Ruth doesn't report Becky, and her own little thing with Billie stays under wraps. Very likely to happen.

4: Becky keeps living on campus without anyone really seeming to give a fuck. Somewhat likely to happen.

>>77521975
>Story about Toedads slow downward spiral from a football star who was pushed to the brink by his over-controllinh dad, trying to show his love for his kids through giving them an ideal life like what he saw in the cartoons as a kid, his only connection to childhood
>Watching as the idyllic life he dreamed of goes downhill, tries to blame it on all but himself or his family, because that's all he has
>Snaps when his daughter seems to want to have nothing to do with him even though he tried to give her what she thought he wanted, what he thought was best of her
>Grabs his shotgun, crusades across the country in a desperate effort to bring his family, the one thing he cared about, back in working order

Remember when, for a moment, Becky and Hamfist seemed to be characters who at some point cared about each other as opposed to Wacky In Your Face Dad! Girl and I'll Beat The Gay Out of You Man?

>>77521337
What did Willis major in?

>>77515982
That's highly inaccurate.

According to the Hivemind, Reddit is a bastion of far-right misogynistic homophobic islamophobic racist thought. No, she will just post on twitter while employing blockbots to filter out things that make her feel "unsafe" (people disagreeing with her).

>>77521855
>>77522220
I think a more realistic approach to the "revenge of toedad" is necessary

>Toedad gets out of Jail
>he looks up his daughter
>finds nothing
>he looks up his daughters friend
>He contacts joyce, saying he thought a lot about what he did and he really just wants to apologize and reconnect with his daughter
>Joyce hasn't seen becky in years, not since she, Joyce, graduated College
>Dina also has not seen Becky, their relationship ended up due to dina's confusion on mating rituals of humans
>Sad, toedad goes back to the college, where he last saw his daughter to reflect on what he did with his life
>The town has grown, and with growth comes decay, there are a few homeless people wandering the streets
>he sees one with dirty red hair
>it's becky
>her dreams never worked out, she couldn't get loans, her friends left her
>She doesn't even recognize her father, she is so strung out on drugs
>He buys her soup from a nearby restaurant
>never mentions who he is
>Everyday he brings her food
>She keeps taking it
>one day while bringing her food, he hears her talking to hobo buddies about scamming this asshole to score some smack
>He doesn't care, continues bringing her food and giving her money
>Eventually he tells her he wants to pay for her to have an apartment
>She doesn't understand, but accepts
>When she gets to the apartment it's filled with pictures of him and her as a child, doing father daughter things
>She looks at him, they hug and cry
>Becky is next seen, cleaned up, with a decent hair cut, handing out soup in a christian charity organization, cross around her neck.
>She lives her life like a good but independant christian lady, has a lot of cats, but never gets married.
>She cries at his funeral, thanking him for saving her life.

>>77522147
The dad was just doing God's work and trying to save his daughter from being a total failure . I can't really sympathize with Becky because she's making poor life decisions and is coasting through college. Colleges IRL don't care about her dream of SCIENCE, they only care about money. The moment she misses tuition payment, they'll throw her to the debt collectors.

>>77522453
I like this

but it's beyond Willis' comprehension ability so unlikely.

>>77522496
>is coasting through college

She's not even enrolled anymore.

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>>77518149
>two month arc
>solely exists to draw a panel with a lesbian flipping someone off
>mfw
Yep, that about sums up Willis' writing talent


>>77515672
>>77515683
>>77518560
Great job anons... if only you could redeem the rest of this abysmal fucking arc.

>>77519482
But anon! Becky says she's gonna do science and shit!

Clearly this marks a major turning point in her character development and isn't just some throwaway line that amounts to nothing!

I don't really understand Becky

Does she just want lesbian sex, not an actual relationship?

>>77516585
When did he fall in with the social justice crowd? You can usually track a person's downward spiral to that moment; KC Green for example.

>>77513333
G1 isn't about characters it's about narrative, hell the first movie was mostly g1 guys, Car Robots was too by default.

To be g1 you need to either be a riff on the same story (like the origibal Cartoon, US and UK triad) or a sequel or prequel to that riff (such as Beast Wars, Universe or Wings)

by that definition of g1, almost everything is g1 >>77515672
>>77515683


Nigga tweet these

>>77518560
I kinda want, DoAbridged to be A Thing.

Maybe it's just Illuminated Guy relapse

>>77516492
Aww, I saw the the thumb nail and was expecting a joke about her fingering a girl on her period.

>>77515857
>>77515690
This shit is why I am quitting school after I get my Electrical Engineering degree and an hust going to get desk jobs were I can funnel my overstuffed paychecks into my nascent comics, animation and screenwriting career.

It is FAR cooler to make shit up on paper than in reality I have learned.

>>77517594
Is that even possible at the bacheleor level?

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>>77515421
>making me always start these threads
WE DON'T WANT YOU TO

also hey look my prediction about her getting over it fucking immediately instead of having to go into therapy like a normal fucking human being who went through all this shit came true

it's almost like Willis is a predictable hack

>>77515602

No shit, of course a creationist "scientist" would hate when the people they hate are smarter than them.

>>77515606

Stop proving Willis right, then.

Hey look, another ripoff Penny Arcade...

>>77523074
Or maybe you can believe in God and still teach science.

i know, i know, that damages your narrative.

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>>77523096
I fucking WISH it was a PA ripoff.

No one here would fucking talk about it if it was just a mediocre to bad video game comic in a fucking sea of them.

>>77519172
Did wiliis have no actually gay mcs to use, so he needed background extras?

>>77523180
He does.

But one of them doesn't want to be gay.

>>77523127
this looks sooooo cheap and bad

>>77523180
Ethan is gay but he's not had any butt-fun yet. Danny is also gay for Ethan yet they haven't done anything.

Could have made it a fantasy sequence, but this is apparently based of sex that actually happened.

Minus Ruth having a dick of course.

>>77523121
>Or maybe you can believe in God and still teach science.

You mean almost every scientist prior to the 20th century?

Honestly, fuck anyone that thinks science and religion are enemies, or the slightest bit mutually exclusive. They aren't. They never were.

>>77518560
saved as 'random anon is a better writer than willis.png'

And since her shit grades (if she even completed college) doesn't qualify for entrance into any universities that has to do with "science", and since she doesn't even have an idea what fields of science there are (does she want to do political science? social science? pharmaceutics?), she'll end up as another worthless drop-out with student loans she'll never pay off.

It's so fucking tumblr-typical to just scream "SCIENCE!" as if it was still the fucking 50's and scientists were the equivalent of rockstars inventing atomic power and shit, a dumb romanticised view of something which in reality takes more work to even understand than most people are willing to put in, not to mention the need to actually be brilliant to succeed in a highly competitive environment.

Willis is a fucking idiot and evidently sees "science!" as the antithesis to religion, which is the only reason his dull personality-void minge-gnasher suddenly wants to do it.

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>>77523216
it is cheap and bad

but it's also a terrible drama and soapbox for Willis to stand on and shriek his sociopathic opinions

if he was just complaining about Fallout 4 in a really unfunny way no one would give it the time of day.

>>77519871
No, not really. Because they had exceptional organization due to their monastic nature and an abundance of time in which to research and document despite living in an era where most men were indentured to a lord and expected to work every day of their lives. If the Church hadn't furthered science and learning, there would have been a genuine "dark age".

>>77515421
I don't even care too much but considering the dad is a massive dick who threatened to straight up shoot her because he didn't like her otherwise harmless life choices, I think telling him she'll be everything he hates and give him the finger while he's utterly defeated is perfect

>DoA thread
>no Dewd
What's the point?

>>77516586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDMKXFeBNVU

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>>77518560
>mfw this reads like something I'd maybe be interested in and the actual original feels like something the bizarro world writer who made this comic would use as a LOL ALTERNATE ENDING gag at the end of a heavy arc to lighten the mood

>>77523310
Eh, I just compiled the efforts of previous Anons and edited out her non-Euclidean eyebrows in Paint. There's still a few things that could be improved, but I'm too lazy to do it right now.

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>>77523398
because human beings are 1 dimensional caricatures, right?

Apparently I aspire to be everything YOU hate: a good writer.

>>77523458
By the by, does anybody know what font Willis uses for his strips? And does anybody know if it's available on Kickass Torrents?

>>77523475
Adorable. Based on one post you have my whole list of preferences down to a t.
Good for you.

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>>77516917
Ecclesiastes is the shit

Also Jesus stuff. Like one day, he and a bunch of his followers are on a boat. Jesus is taking a nap. A storm kicks up, waves are knocking the boat around, everyone's afraid they're going to do. Jesus' followers run to him and wake him up, begging him to save them. Jesus gets all cranky, goes out to the deck, and tells the storm to fuck off... and it does. Then he gets mad at everyone for not letting him sleep.

Jesus, man.

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>>77523512
>likes Dumbing of Age
>thinks this alone is not enough to prove he has shit taste

>>77523557
I never said I like dumbing of age. I never put down my preferences. You'll need to do better than that.

>>77523590
>I never said I like dumbing of age
>literally said the ending was perfect

I'm getting conflicting reports here

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>>77523613
don't worry anon

he was only pretending

>>77523613
>said I like bad writing
>I Have never expressed any ability as a writer
C'mon. This was clearly about me apparently hating good writing rather than something I like.
Maybe you should do what I hat and fuck off?

>>77518882
.... Really?

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>>77523677
>Maybe you should do what I hat and fuck off?

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>>77519017
>pissing and shitting yourself in public
>pissing and shitting yourself in front of your wife in public

If the rumors are true and she does sleep around, I'm not saying I condone it, but I fucking get it.