Six weeks till Christmas /co/

>>77515027
giant elf titties

Eat shit, this is turkey month. Stay in your own yard Christmas.

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>>77515027
MY NEW WAIFU. CALLED IT.

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>>77515058
Thanksgiving's been subservient to Christmas for decades now.

>>77515045
Gross. Cute little elves should have DFC

>>77515126
Not completely flat. Small tits and a nice big booty.

>>77515120
Doesn't mean we have to be happy about it!

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>>77515150
>>77515126
The magic of Christmas allows their backs to help support heaving jiggly bells though

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>tfw Prep & Landing are literally holly jolly USAF CCTs/STO

>>77515027
Does anyone have the one with Magee in a night gown? Not in the /co/llection.and my computer an hero'd

We're still doing leaves and pumpkins. Save your snowflakes and elves until December.

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>>77515070
Mine's better.

>>77516432
Has anybody ever done a riff on the whole 'Christmas elves' concept and had the North Pole filled with Lord of the Rings extras?

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Anyone but me remember Chief De Silva from Arthur Christmas?

this will be my first year where i can't go home for christmas

i am already sad /co/

>>77516843
>when you see it

>>77516862
>tfw you have to go home each year and wish you would have another place to stay

>>77516878

ayy lmao

>>77516843
Very hot, I liked the wrapping elf with that punk vibe.

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>>77516365

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You guys should get Herny on board for these, he gave us amazing stuff for halloween

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>>77519726
Any suggestions how though?

>>77519951
Summon him with multiple threads of a specific waifu

The rest of the drawfags will follow

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Magee is the cutest.

No Christmas talk until after Thanksgiving. No exceptions.

>no orcs itt
how?

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>>77521030
Decorations just keep popping up more and more around here.

I wanna impregnate Magee and Miss Holly!

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>>77521223
Get in line, buddy.

>>77521248
Pregnant Magee when

Thanksgiving and Christmas are the best times to be on /co/. So many holiday storytimes.

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>Magee tries online dating
>Strikes a chord with someone apparently from one of the hidden elf settlements away from the main pole.
>Decides to try meeting him after the big Christmas rush, though she's smart enough to carry some sparkle.
>It's a human clever enough to have gotten into the North Pole's covert Winternet network
>She knocks him out and ties him to the bed. She wants answers on the security breach, but she's also pretty thirsty.
>Just as he wakes up, she tells him if he's good, she'll allow him to go down her chimney.

>>77521724
Never post again.
That was awful.

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>>77521878
Eh, can't always have a winner with greentexts

I know.

I work retail.

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>the only female figure associated with thanksgiving is priscilla mullins
>turns out she's an ancestor of mine

Well, I'll always have you xeno loving hillbilly ginger girl.

>fish in my captcha

Cute.

>>77516022
>Using holly as mistletoe
jfc I hate that

>>77521030

What he said.

>>77524040
thanks doc

>>77521030
We had Halloween waifu threads going as far back as summer and despite it being two weeks past, we just had one earlier today.

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Cute elf thread huh?
Have you been naughty this year, or have you been nice this year?

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>You will never be allowed to play with her ears.

>>77528796
Her coffee mug makes me grin.

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How does /co/ feel about the chick in the goggles?

>>77519726

The spooking before Christmas.

>>77519951
shekels always help

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Those elves were tiny.

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>>77516843

>>77515058

convince all these assholes to stop shopping instead of having a thanksgiving dinner in any way shape or form first.


please.

Was this movie actually any good or is /co/ in it for the elf waifus?

>>77539725
It was actually good. The second movie possibly better.

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>>77539725
What do you think?

>>77539725
>>77539752
They're pretty fun. Too bad the second one's ratings killed the franchise and kept us from a third one and possibly a feature.

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>>77539815
>No more Magee

Say it ain't so, Anon.

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>>77539875
I'm afraid we just have to make the best of what we have.

Y'all niggas bought them xmas presents for your family, right?
Cut down to only me mum and dad this year to save dosh.

>>77539875
She slumbers in the harddrives of CG asset data until someone decides to do more with those characters again or just shove them into the background of other Disney productions.

>>77539875
>>77539905
>Magee has longer hair in her ID photo

Deepest lore?

>>77539905
Shit, man, got a RAR or something with those high quality caps? I just have these small ones.

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>>77539951
I don't really have the bandwidth for it I'm afraid. Cheapest tier of cable internet.

>>77539982
It's all good, Anon, I'll have save what you post.

Got a higher quality version of >>77521023 ?

>>77539815

You need a lot more than two specials tucked in the back of scheduling to make a series. Really a shame.

I think I'll write some Magee material to share.

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>>77540001

>>77540044
>>77540059
Thanks, man, appreciate it.

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Profiles from Disney's old webpage for the specials

>Magee has been the North Pole Christmas Eve Command Center Coordinator for almost 200 years. Before her current post, she proved her managerial prowess as part of Toy Design, where she was credited with streamlining the development pipeline.She assumed her career would be in toys, but the Big Guy personally asked her to oversee Prep & Landing as NPCECCC, a role once held by Magee’s own mother. Magee receives a fair amount of unsolicited advice from her mother, especially when it comes to work and romance. Her mother initially held out hope that Wayne and Magee would marry, but the pair dated only briefly and instead became close friends.
>Likes: Magee loves egg nog lattes, one after the other. She prefers Yuletide Joe beans, but also enjoys selections from her International Coffee of the Month Club.
>Dislikes: Magee doesn’t like when Wayne offers friendly suggestions on how to better do her job.
>Random Facts: Magee makes her own jingle bell jewelry in her spare time (around 3 a.m.), convinced it helps relieve stress. On Wednesdays during off-peak months, Magee teaches Remedial Jewelry Making at the Rec Center. Magee is an avid figure skater, but hasn’t figured out how to skate and make jewelry at the same time yet, but she is determined to find a way.

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>>77540085
>Miss Holly is the current Executive Assistant to the Big Guy. She started as a clerk in the North Pole Post Office, and then worked as Junior Assistant under Mrs. Tannenbaum, Santa's former Executive Assistant. When Mrs. Tannenbaum retired, Miss Holly assumed the role.

>Likes: Miss Holly likes the new calendar software update for her data pad, which allows her to schedule meetings up to thirty years in advance.

>Miss Holly loves her subscription to L'Elf Fashion Magazine, and harbors dreams of one day being the editor in chief.

>Dislikes: Although seemingly unapproachable due to her fashionable appearance and strict demeanor, Miss Holly longs for a more active social life, hopeful that someone will ask her to this years Christmas party.

>Random Fact: Miss Holly always finds herself in need of a fresh mug of egg nog every Thursday at 10:30. Coincidentally, that is the same time that Brett, the rugged Fun Nog cooler service elf, is delivering a fresh supply on his broad shoulders. Miss Holly's mother thinks she can do better

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>>77540085
>>77540084
What are the odds?

>>77540085
>Magee loves egg nog lattes, one after the other
This is begging for art.

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>>77540103
And the description on the location page on Magee's office because it also kinda pokes into Magee's character

>Magee’s home away from home, where she pursues her favorite pastimes all at once, including: promoting inter-department synergy, answering three phones at once, accidentally killing her plants, demanding hot egg nog lattes from Tiny, second-guessing her career choice, listening to her mother wondering why Magee hasn’t given her a grandchild, streamlining workflow, rolling her eyes at Wayne, choreographing new skating routines, designing new jingle bell jewelry, and not reading the deluge of inter-office memos.

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>those ears

>>77540210
Now I could go for some Squid Sister Magee and Holly art.

Callie's best squid

>>77540230
I was thinking about ear rubbing, but that works too.

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>>77540210

elves need huge ears.

i'm talking Deedlit-sized, minimum, or no game.

6 weeks to my birthday as well

>>77540395
Is she wearing a choker?

>>77540395
Oh gosh, that dress is cute.

Now imagine her drunk on Egg Nog at the office Christmas party, hitting on you under the mistletoe.

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>>77540424
Yep. When wearing it, she jingles rhythmically during "reindeer games".

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>>77540395

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>>77540447
At their low body weight, the sugar and caffeine would have the same effect as alcohol has on a grown human. She's basically a lush.

Charter Pilot drifts off course delivering presents to a small village and crashes near the North Pole.

Santa has headed out so all Teams are away, everyone else is partying, or drunk.

Its up to Magee to get the pilot to a place where they can be found.

"He's drifting off again, his body is so cold, I have to warm him up."

>>77540504
>Those eye bags

Adorable.

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Have a good night everyone.

>>77540518
Proceed...

>>77540547
Night, thanks for the caps, man.

>>77540561
Tomorrow, need sleeps.

>>77516905
I feel ya there if anything all Christmas does is puts me in the mood to drink.

>>77543977
>>77540413
We really need artists to draw up something new.

>>77540407
Hi, Jesus

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>>77544593
Indeed

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FIVE WEEKS TILL STAR WARS BITCH

>You will never get to see sexy Darth Magee, using her lightsaber with the custom candy-cane handle with bells.

>>77546700
Why even live?

>>77546758
Some days I just don't know.

>>77546700
Makes Jingling noises as she walks, adorable and scary to those that dread her coming.

>>77547463
That would have to be the bells on her curly shoes. Little does everyone know, the time to be the most afraid, is when the sound stops.

>>77547574
Because then she's going barefoot

>>77547574
Also her earrings

>>77547672
Don't forget the bells on her nipples and clit.

>>77549190
Oh of course

I have seen this posted around on /co/ for years, but I have never seen any of the Prep for Landing shorts.

Are they good, or do you guys just like them from the sleep deprived elf and the blond elf?

>>77549920
They're fun Christmas stories, but you know, /co/'s main priorities are waifu discussion, especially with anything that's over a year old.

>>77549920
Its a neat take on the Elves having particular jobs outside of just making toys.

>>77549920
The first short is good, the second one? It was horse shit. Why? Because it had the following story.....a little girl literally hacks her way into Santa's Computer Network to take herself off the naughty list so she gets presents. So she's a super genius......typical Disney making twats unrealistically intelligent just because they got vaginas. The first short presented a normal little boy who was naive and such due to his age. Translation he behaved like a kid, not a super hacker genius. Fuck that Mary Sue.

>>77550085
Hi /pol/.

>>77550188
Fuck you, Feminist lapdog.

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My birthday is coming up. What's all this crap about elves, reindeer, and presents?

>>77516843
>>77516796
>>77515070
>>77539645
>>77521023
Is it fap o'clock already?

>>77552728
I approve.